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(My Fox DC)   One for the "Holy Farking hell" file: "They were going into places like the anal area, the vaginal area, the pubic area of the males," Doris Kennard said. "That's where they would get in"   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 100
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2014-07-25 08:09:25 AM  
'Murica. Greatest country in the world.
 
2014-07-25 09:07:26 AM  
cdn2.holytaco.com

GAAHHHHH!   GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
 
2014-07-25 09:08:34 AM  
 
2014-07-25 09:33:02 AM  
Note to self: Do not die in D.C.
 
2014-07-25 10:30:50 AM  
Remarkable
 
2014-07-25 10:36:39 AM  
Worst episode of "Ow! My Balls!" ever
 
2014-07-25 10:39:09 AM  
On the next episode of "The Honey Badgers."
 
2014-07-25 10:40:21 AM  
www.planet-science.com
 
2014-07-25 10:41:03 AM  

Notabunny: Remarkable


What?
 
2014-07-25 10:41:14 AM  
Pretty simple, purge the area with nitrogen on a regular basis. And straight nitrogen, none of this 5% CO2 crap they use to make sure humans don't get caught. We don't want those rats to run, we want them to die.
 
2014-07-25 10:41:19 AM  
i57.tinypic.com
 
2014-07-25 10:43:16 AM  
Silly rats. Going for the dessert course first. How gauche!
 
2014-07-25 10:43:18 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: Note to self: Do not die

live in D.C.

Fixed that for you.
 
2014-07-25 10:44:25 AM  
There's not a FUUUUUUUU- long enough in the world to describe this story.
 
2014-07-25 10:45:16 AM  
"Vaggie and the Assrats" is the name of my Go-Go's cover band.
 
2014-07-25 10:45:44 AM  
When I read the headline quickly, I really thought it said "Doris Kearns Goodwin".
 
2014-07-25 10:45:44 AM  
WTF kind of shiathole hospital IS that?  Any farkers ever been there or know anything about it?  I can't believe that the state would allow it to  stay open.  Damn.

/Does Dr. Nick work there?
 
2014-07-25 10:45:49 AM  
They're already dead. How could it get worse? I guess this qualifies.
 
2014-07-25 10:46:02 AM  
So white girls and racist aren't the only ones that like the black cock. No but, seriously I bet this is more wide spread than we think  in morgues and funeral homes across the states.
 
2014-07-25 10:47:52 AM  
media2.giphy.com
 
2014-07-25 10:48:33 AM  
OMG my friend was a juror on this woman's case.  There is a very, very disturbing detail that this story left out regarding the rat that attacked her.

This woman checked out out a new body that had arrived in the morgue and saw a tampon string.  Since bodies are supposed to have all foreign objects removed prior to arrival in the morgue she saw this as a mistake up the chain and removed said tampon.  Except it wasn't a tampon...it was the tail of a LIVE RAT.  And THAT, my friends, is the rat that attacked her. It latched onto her hand.

And that is why she is suffering from the most legit case of PTSD that I've ever heard.
 
2014-07-25 10:49:18 AM  

Leopold Stotch: They're already dead. How could it get worse? I guess this qualifies.


"But, I'm not dead!"
 
2014-07-25 10:49:45 AM  
So, sort of a "Ben" meets "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" vibe?
 
2014-07-25 10:51:27 AM  
I dunno, could be a good way of disposing of a corpse, but then you have piles of rat crap to deal with.
 
2014-07-25 10:51:39 AM  
Rodents in the vagina? It's more common than you think
 
2014-07-25 10:52:28 AM  
Here I thought this was either a Tea Party anti-immigration story, one from the RNC/sitting Congressmen, or a GOP anti-women story.
 
2014-07-25 10:52:36 AM  
Sorry, I thought I was living in a first-world country.
 
2014-07-25 10:52:45 AM  

SueDisco: OMG my friend was a juror on this woman's case.  There is a very, very disturbing detail that this story left out regarding the rat that attacked her.

This woman checked out out a new body that had arrived in the morgue and saw a tampon string.  Since bodies are supposed to have all foreign objects removed prior to arrival in the morgue she saw this as a mistake up the chain and removed said tampon.  Except it wasn't a tampon...it was the tail of a LIVE RAT.  And THAT, my friends, is the rat that attacked her. It latched onto her hand.

And that is why she is suffering from the most legit case of PTSD that I've ever heard.


Okay. Her judgment was not nearly enough. That's some American Psycho shiat right there.
 
2014-07-25 10:53:01 AM  
As a future dead person, I could give a rat's ass about vermin eating my body. As a live person who cares about people having to deal with dead bodies, this is totally farked.
 
2014-07-25 10:53:10 AM  
There's a rat in mi morgue what I'm a-gonna do
There's a rat in mi morgue what I'm a-gonna do
I'm gonna fix dat rat dat's I'm a gonna-do
I'm gonna fix dat rat.
 
2014-07-25 10:54:33 AM  
I had no idea you could say "vagina" on a Fox outlet.
 
2014-07-25 10:54:40 AM  

ukexpat: I dunno, could be a good way of disposing of a corpse, but then you have piles of rat crap to deal with.


Pigs are better... 'cause you can have BBQ and bacon afterwards
 
2014-07-25 10:55:58 AM  

i.r.id10t: ukexpat: I dunno, could be a good way of disposing of a corpse, but then you have piles of rat crap to deal with.

Pigs are better... 'cause you can have BBQ and bacon afterwards


And the pigs will just eat their shiat right up.
 
2014-07-25 10:56:00 AM  

Cold_Sassy: WTF kind of shiathole hospital IS that?  Any farkers ever been there or know anything about it?  I can't believe that the state would allow it to  stay open.  Damn.

/Does Dr. Nick work there?


A normal one. I've been to many hopsitals before for work and I've seen rats at every single one of them including so call 'prestigious' ones like Cedars Sinai and Sloan Kettering. The morgues are also in the basement. I'm 99% sure they have rats or at lease mice in there. It wouldn't take that much for them to gnaw through if a corpse is left unattended etc.
If you think hospitals are pristine %100 germ free, pest free facilities you've obviously never been anywhere other than customer lobby area.
 
2014-07-25 10:56:33 AM  
Well to be fair as disgusting as this is it's still better than embalming and then burying them in sealed caskets. I honestly  think we should bury our dead unpreserved and without a casket and let the worms deal with it.  Cremation is another viable option but it seems wasteful when there are lots of critters willing to do the work for free.
 
2014-07-25 10:57:21 AM  

balisane: Okay. Her judgment was not nearly enough. That's some American Psycho shiat right there.


Yeah. My friend told us all about this and then had us guess the award amount.  We were all like, "Give her all the money.  Seriously. All of it."  It's the most legit case of "emotional distress" I can fathom.
 
2014-07-25 10:58:49 AM  
DC is a perfect example of what happens when 85% of the population of the city always vote the same way all the time, for one party that believes goverment is the solution to all problems.  They put in ineffectual people managing poorly conceived systems.  I am disgusted by it, YES.  Am I surpised?   NO! It's DC!
 
2014-07-25 11:00:41 AM  
In defense of the rats, it's not like those people had any particular use for those body parts.
 
2014-07-25 11:01:17 AM  
FTFA: "For two years from 2007, Kennard worked for a contractor who ran the hospital morgue. It's a bid she won herself in 2009.
But she claims that opportunity was far from a perk. Because of the infestation, she could never find employees, so she worked alone many times."


One person to run the morgue? An external contractor so the hospital is not responsible?

From googling I find that Providence is "non-profit". That word often has a different meaning when applied to hospitals as opposed to other organizations. With hospitals it may mean that the hospital is setup to maximize the salaries paid to MDs and skimp on pay for the lesser people  - nurses, morgue workers, etc.
 
2014-07-25 11:01:40 AM  

SueDisco: And that is why she is suffering from the most legit case of PTSD that I've ever heard


Yeahhh that right there is some farking horror movie grade material right there. Ugh.  I'm not the squeamish type but I think being attacked by a corpse vagina rat would probably mess me up pretty bad.
 
2014-07-25 11:02:49 AM  
seriously, ass-fed rat is quite tender
 
2014-07-25 11:03:34 AM  

Labrat407: Here I thought this was either a Tea Party anti-immigration story, one from the RNC/sitting Congressmen, or a GOP anti-women story.


A bunch of disgusting rats gnawing on bloated corpses and then attacking a black woman?  I'm sure we could come up with a way to turn that into an allegory for the GOP.
 
2014-07-25 11:06:34 AM  

SueDisco: OMG my friend was a juror on this woman's case.  There is a very, very disturbing detail that this story left out regarding the rat that attacked her.

This woman checked out out a new body that had arrived in the morgue and saw a tampon string.  Since bodies are supposed to have all foreign objects removed prior to arrival in the morgue she saw this as a mistake up the chain and removed said tampon.  Except it wasn't a tampon...it was the tail of a LIVE RAT.  And THAT, my friends, is the rat that attacked her. It latched onto her hand.

And that is why she is suffering from the most legit case of PTSD that I've ever heard.


I didn't think there was any way to top TFA.
Congrats.
Favorited.
 
2014-07-25 11:06:59 AM  
There's something extra fishy going on here, it's one thing to blame it on the coolers breaking down, but how the hell are the rats getting into the slabs in the first place?

Only once have a seen a body being stowed outside the slabs at my hospital, and that was because we had a camper taking up one of the slabs and it was christmas weekend, so pick-ups were slow. Usually they are off to the funereal home in a day or three. Do they have a bunch of unclaimed bodies taking up all their slab space?

/slab
 
2014-07-25 11:08:41 AM  
i.ytimg.com
// Approves
 
2014-07-25 11:09:10 AM  

SueDisco: OMG my friend was a juror on this woman's case.  There is a very, very disturbing detail that this story left out regarding the rat that attacked her.

This woman checked out out a new body that had arrived in the morgue and saw a tampon string.  Since bodies are supposed to have all foreign objects removed prior to arrival in the morgue she saw this as a mistake up the chain and removed said tampon.  Except it wasn't a tampon...it was the tail of a LIVE RAT.  And THAT, my friends, is the rat that attacked her. It latched onto her hand.

And that is why she is suffering from the most legit case of PTSD that I've ever heard.


Well Im going to go throw up now.

DC has always had a real bad rat problem. When I worked at clubs I would always see them and they had no fear of people at all. The only time we didnt have a rat problemt was during a year where we had a lot of rain and that drowned a lot of them after that DC had a rat corpse problem.
 
2014-07-25 11:09:38 AM  
FFS, couldn't somebody buy some rat poison?
 
2014-07-25 11:09:57 AM  

SueDisco: OMG my friend was a juror on this woman's case.  There is a very, very disturbing detail that this story left out regarding the rat that attacked her.

This woman checked out out a new body that had arrived in the morgue and saw a tampon string.  Since bodies are supposed to have all foreign objects removed prior to arrival in the morgue she saw this as a mistake up the chain and removed said tampon.  Except it wasn't a tampon...it was the tail of a LIVE RAT.  And THAT, my friends, is the rat that attacked her. It latched onto her hand.

And that is why she is suffering from the most legit case of PTSD that I've ever heard.


Just when I thought I couldn't be desensitized any further...Fark out does itself yet again.
 
2014-07-25 11:10:05 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Sorry, I thought I was living in a first-world country.


It's just a veneer.
 
2014-07-25 11:12:27 AM  
Who cares? They're dead. Rats gotta eat too, you know.
 
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