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(Toronto Sun)   It takes a lot to top the weird behavior of NYC subway riders, but plucking and eating a live bird definitely puts you in contention   (torontosun.com) divider line 59
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2014-07-25 11:37:26 AM  
Wow, what stunning footage.
 
2014-07-25 01:50:33 PM  
i.ytimg.com
 
2014-07-25 01:56:36 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Wow, what stunning footage.


Has Hollywood taught you nothing?

It's much sexier when the plucking is implied.
 
2014-07-25 02:01:22 PM  
thedilettantista.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-25 02:12:59 PM  
Which line goes to Montreal?  That the Eh?
 
2014-07-25 02:14:31 PM  
There is no law against plucking and eating a raw bird in the metro, but Couture says the woman could still face criminal charges.

We'll make something up. Anything!
 
2014-07-25 02:14:41 PM  
I've heard of raw food vegan. Is raw food carnivore a thing too?
 
2014-07-25 02:15:10 PM  
keep plucking that chicken
 
2014-07-25 02:15:36 PM  
You're doing it wrong.  Here, let a U.S. Marine show you how:

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-25 02:16:13 PM  
I am a mother-pheasant plucker. I pluck mother pheasants. I am the pleasantest mother-pheasant plucker to ever pluck a mother pheasant.

// try saying it quickly
 
2014-07-25 02:17:32 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: There is no law against plucking and eating a raw bird in the metro, but Couture says the woman could still face criminal charges.

We'll make something up. Anything!


I hope they do.  Unless she has serious mental issues (and I'm inclined to think she may have) she should be charged.  I don' t care what it is.  You just don't things like that in public, or private either for that matter.
 
2014-07-25 02:17:48 PM  
Geek culture is getting out of hand.
 
2014-07-25 02:18:29 PM  

I'm_Nailed_Right_In: I've heard of raw food vegan. Is raw food carnivore a thing too?


Yes, and they're equally crazy.
 
2014-07-25 02:18:38 PM  

Cold_Sassy: jehovahs witness protection: There is no law against plucking and eating a raw bird in the metro, but Couture says the woman could still face criminal charges.

We'll make something up. Anything!

I hope they do.  Unless she has serious mental issues (and I'm inclined to think she may have) she should be charged.  I don' t care what it is.  You just don't things like that in public, or private either for that matter.


Meth
 
2014-07-25 02:20:10 PM  
I usually get in trouble for choking the chicken on the Metro.


/not really.
 
2014-07-25 02:20:36 PM  
Marines are pussies, real men eat python while the thing is wrapped around your neck.

pilotfire.com
 
2014-07-25 02:21:34 PM  
oiseau mort = dead bird

Just sayin'
 
2014-07-25 02:23:34 PM  

odinsposse: Yes, and they're equally crazy.


Oh, COME ON!
 
2014-07-25 02:27:50 PM  
How farking hard is it to record in horizontal
 
2014-07-25 02:28:03 PM  
Enjoy your salmonella.
 
2014-07-25 02:30:11 PM  
Subby... not live bird... raw bird. Disgusting all the same.
 
2014-07-25 02:30:13 PM  
Like the late great Colonel Sanders said: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
 
2014-07-25 02:39:47 PM  
Je te plumerai le bec

Je te plumerai le bec

Et les yeux

Et le tête

Et le tête

Alouette

Alouette.... Ooooooohhhhhhhh......
 
2014-07-25 02:41:18 PM  
"Given that it visibly upset people, we consider it to be disturbing the peace," said the police spokesman.

yea, but is that peace, original or extra crispy?

/veal....waitress, try them both!
 
2014-07-25 02:44:51 PM  
There is a lot of weird shiat that happens on the NYC Subway.... it makes me think that nine times out of ten the see something suspicious ads lead to the dude reading the newspaper in the corner getting reported.
 
2014-07-25 02:46:54 PM  
She can simply call it performance art...
 
2014-07-25 02:47:37 PM  
Ill never understand northern State culture.
 
2014-07-25 02:51:43 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Wow, what stunning footage.


All it was missing was Sir David Attenborough narrating the goings-on while riding a mechanical bull inside a giant tin box full of helium.
 
2014-07-25 02:52:41 PM  
Well, if you've got to wear a bikini top and miniskirt on the subway, it's a good strategy to avoid unwanted attention from creepy guys.
 
2014-07-25 02:55:05 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: How farking hard is it to record in horizontal


The real question is, why do phones let you take vertical video without warning you and requiring an override?
 
2014-07-25 03:03:33 PM  
Was the cheese properly tesselated?
 
2014-07-25 03:05:16 PM  
I don't know what's worse, the woman plucking and eating the bird, or the Québécois accent.
 
2014-07-25 03:07:00 PM  
But...this happened in Montreal.
 
2014-07-25 03:07:00 PM  
I couldn't tell which of the sitting women was doing what in that vid.
 
2014-07-25 03:07:03 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Wow, what stunning footage.


It is from the dumb girl POV.
 
2014-07-25 03:12:42 PM  
www.geekpeeks.com

"Well, you didn't expect me to eat a dead bird, did you?"
 
2014-07-25 03:21:28 PM  
It's the  metro,dammit, not the subway!
 
2014-07-25 03:23:09 PM  
I submitted this story with a shorter, wittier headline -- "Finally, an alternative to poutine."
 
2014-07-25 03:28:09 PM  

Prey4reign: I submitted this story with a shorter, wittier headline -- "Finally, an alternative to poutine."


nationalave.com
does not approve.
 
2014-07-25 03:31:26 PM  
lh3.googleusercontent.com

We need a live...is it a live rooster?
 
2014-07-25 03:32:13 PM  

echomike23: Prey4reign: I submitted this story with a shorter, wittier headline -- "Finally, an alternative to poutine."

[nationalave.com image 425x330]
does not approve.


He's a modmin?
 
2014-07-25 03:33:24 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: How farking hard is it to record in horizontal


thisisanoutrage.jpg
 
2014-07-25 03:33:37 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Geek culture is getting out of hand.


LOL
 
2014-07-25 03:35:44 PM  
It must have been Tuesday. I hope it was yummy.
 
2014-07-25 04:00:59 PM  
As a former vegan who just caught some fish today, smashed their skulls in so they didn't suffer, gutted them and cooked them up for dinner, I'm getting a laugh out of all this.

I think the horror people are displaying here really goes to show how much distance there is now between the death of animals and the consumption of them. Is it gross she is doing it on the subway? A little. Is it unhealthy she is eatting it raw? Of course. But national news? I swallowed a live goldfish in 1st year of university to impress my dorm mates. 21st century Westerners are pussies.

/Yes vegans don't eat animals or animal products
//I am no longer vegan

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-25 04:19:26 PM  
www.acartoonchristmas.com
 
2014-07-25 04:30:04 PM  
Oh Quebec, the Florida of Canada.

//Lives in nearby english province
///Used to work in QC. Scary stuff. I mean, what do you expect from a province that has a government mandated TWO week holiday for all manual labourers at the same time during the summer? Including road construction workers. Seriously.
 
2014-07-25 04:34:36 PM  

x1v16: I swallowed a live goldfish in 1st year of university to impress my dorm mates.


Dignity, ladies and gentleman.
 
2014-07-25 04:36:09 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: How farking hard is it to record in horizontal


It's called Vertical Video Syndrome and it's quite serious...

Vertical Video Syndrome
 
2014-07-25 04:44:12 PM  
special20: "... dumb girl POV. "


Don't EVER use that as a Google search term...

...without turning off parental controls, that is.
 
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