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(BBC-US)   Eva Peron's limo for sale. Lots of power, stylish exterior, may unexpectedly stop running   (bbc.com) divider line 38
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3763 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jul 2014 at 12:39 PM (38 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-07-25 11:10:48 AM  
Someone call Sarah Palin stat!
 
2014-07-25 11:24:19 AM  
Don't bid for the El Dorado. The truth is it's quite a lemon.
It's underpowered. And tends to break down.
It's bad, I promise. Won't go the distance.
 
2014-07-25 12:40:48 PM  
Doesn't it come with a tissue holder?
 
2014-07-25 12:44:01 PM  
I won't cry for it, sorry.
 
2014-07-25 12:46:06 PM  
"Before it goes out on auction, we'll take it fir a sping on our racetrack, courtesy of our tame racing driver...."

i.dailymail.co.uk

*inhales*

".... some say that he is the Hand of God.... and that, in his glove compartment, are hiding eight high-ranking Nazi officials...."
 
2014-07-25 12:46:07 PM  

BKITU: Don't bid for the El Dorado. The truth is it's quite a lemon.
It's underpowered. And tends to break down.
It's bad, I promise. Won't go the distance.


You mean there's a GM that HASN'T been recalled yet?
 
2014-07-25 12:47:01 PM  
That ain't a real Cadillac
It's a Delta 88 spray painted black
With fake leather seats from Juarez
 
2014-07-25 12:51:21 PM  
news.bbcimg.co.uk

So the front seats are black leather, and has black carpet...

news.bbcimg.co.uk

...but the back seats are upholstered in beige fabric, and there's beige carpet? That seems odd.
 
2014-07-25 12:53:37 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: ...but the back seats are upholstered in beige fabric, and there's beige carpet? That seems odd.


It is cheaper to recarpet than get blood stains out
 
2014-07-25 12:55:19 PM  
The Mendoza region of Argentina produces the best Malbec.

The rest of the country is a shiat hole, surrounded by scabs.
 
2014-07-25 01:00:46 PM  
Slam1263: The Mendoza region of Argentina produces the best Malbec.

The rest of the country is a shiat hole, surrounded by scabs.

MENDOZA!



 i.ytimg.com
 
2014-07-25 01:01:29 PM  
That's when gas was 20 cents a gallon. Try filling that sucker up now.
 
2014-07-25 01:10:53 PM  
I thought Limo was the capitol of Peru, not Argentina!
 
2014-07-25 01:26:29 PM  
Rather have Hitler's staff car
i.ytimg.com


/comes with free lipstick
 
2014-07-25 01:33:20 PM  

BKITU: Don't bid for the El Dorado. The truth is it's quite a lemon.
It's underpowered. And tends to break down.
It's bad, I promise. Won't go the distance.


You have wayyy too much time on your hands.

Bravo.
 
2014-07-25 01:34:18 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: [news.bbcimg.co.uk image 624x351]

So the front seats are black leather, and has black carpet...

[news.bbcimg.co.uk image 624x351]

...but the back seats are upholstered in beige fabric, and there's beige carpet? That seems odd.


They're just being historically accurate...

www.argentour.com

Do you really think her "upholstery" was the same color from top to bottom?
 
2014-07-25 01:36:10 PM  
Unlike Evita it seems to have been well-preserved.
Heard a good story- seems she was visiting Franco's Spain, which was extremely conservative Catholic, and was riding with him in a car when people started calling her "Puta! Puta!" She told the Generalissimo how upsetting that was. He shrugged and said "It has been many years since I fought a battle and people still call me "General."
 
2014-07-25 01:37:01 PM  
You should see the 1952 model they got later...
www.ozebook.com
 
2014-07-25 01:37:48 PM  
Dash! Tires! Wheels! Bumper! All must be preserved! Big chrome, will shine forever, no less than she deserves...
 
2014-07-25 01:39:43 PM  
I thought she rode a horse.
 
2014-07-25 01:44:33 PM  
Is this the Eva that Hitler was talking about in Wolfenstein 3D?
 
2014-07-25 01:52:05 PM  
McDoubles are awful. I order a real double cheese burger and they give me a McDouble. They still charge me the extra ten cents, but I don't get that extra cheese. McDonalds, stop with this awful nonsense of McDoubles. DblChs for life.
 
2014-07-25 02:11:11 PM  

uncleacid: That's when gas was 20 cents a gallon. Try filling that sucker up now.


Don't cry for me ARCO/FINA.
 
2014-07-25 02:19:21 PM  
Your queen is dead, your king is through, but that car's not coming back for you!

/y'know, unless you pay shiat tons for it
 
2014-07-25 02:19:58 PM  

brap: uncleacid: That's when gas was 20 cents a gallon. Try filling that sucker up now.

Don't cry for me ARCO/FINA.



OK - that was good.

/love a good pun
 
2014-07-25 02:20:53 PM  

Carn: Is this the Eva that Hitler was talking about in Wolfenstein 3D?


Yeah, it was a nod to the conspiracy theory that after WW2, Nazis escaped from Germany to Argentina.
 
2014-07-25 02:25:15 PM  

KazeNights: McDoubles are awful. I order a real double cheese burger and they give me a McDouble. They still charge me the extra ten cents, but I don't get that extra cheese. McDonalds, stop with this awful nonsense of McDoubles. DblChs for life.


I hereby award you the "Absolutely wrong thread of the day" trophy.
 
2014-07-25 02:25:25 PM  
After her death, Eva Peron's body disappeared and went missing for seventeen years.

Top THAT, Casey Kasem.
 
2014-07-25 02:29:46 PM  

KazeNights: McDoubles are awful. I order a real double cheese burger and they give me a McDouble. They still charge me the extra ten cents, but I don't get that extra cheese. McDonalds, stop with this awful nonsense of McDoubles. DblChs for life.


If you want a real cheeseburger, what are you doing at McDonald's?
 
2014-07-25 02:37:59 PM  
I bid ein MILLION Reichsmark!

www.grolschfilmworks.com
 
2014-07-25 02:58:48 PM  
Her only good parts are between her thighs. She should stare at the ceiling, not reach for the skies.
 
2014-07-25 03:00:10 PM  

bingethinker: KazeNights: McDoubles are awful. I order a real double cheese burger and they give me a McDouble. They still charge me the extra ten cents, but I don't get that extra cheese. McDonalds, stop with this awful nonsense of McDoubles. DblChs for life.

If you want a real food cheeseburger, what are you doing at McDonald's?


FTFY
 
2014-07-25 03:26:23 PM  

abhorrent1: I thought she rode a horse.


That was Catherine the Great.

/ she was found in a *eh-hum* compromising position with a horse
 
2014-07-25 03:27:15 PM  
I'm more interested in buying Juan Peron missing hand, I understand I might still be able to cash out millions of USD in Swiss bank accounts "if" I have his finger prints.

/I guess that was already done in the 70's
 
2014-07-25 03:43:17 PM  

iheartscotch: abhorrent1: I thought she rode a horse.

That was Catherine the Great.

/ she wasn't found in a *eh-hum* compromising position with a horse


Fixed.
 
2014-07-25 03:48:12 PM  

Slaxl: iheartscotch: abhorrent1: I thought she rode a horse.

That was Catherine the Great.

/ she wasn't found in a *eh-hum* compromising position with a horse

Fixed.


It was 218 ish years ago; so, who knows what the actual story is.
 
2014-07-25 03:53:38 PM  

BKITU: Don't bid for the El Dorado. The truth is it's quite a lemon.
It's underpowered. And tends to break down.
It's bad, I promise. Won't go the distance.


*slow clap*

This is my favorite comment of the week.
 
2014-07-25 03:59:42 PM  

iheartscotch: Slaxl: iheartscotch: abhorrent1: I thought she rode a horse.

That was Catherine the Great.

/ she wasn't found in a *eh-hum* compromising position with a horse

Fixed.

It was 218 ish years ago; so, who knows what the actual story is.


I dunno, Coastguard?
 
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