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(NBC Philadelphia)   I'll have the large fries, a McDouble and a side of cocaine   (nbcphiladelphia.com) divider line 48
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2014-07-25 09:45:00 AM  
Royale with cheese.
 
2014-07-25 11:55:35 AM  
McCocaine
 
2014-07-25 12:37:36 PM  
Calvin got a job! Gettin paid gettin paid!
 
2014-07-25 12:42:19 PM  
I miss the old McDonald's french fries, back when they were cooked in beef lard. Farkin' vegetable shortening...
 
2014-07-25 12:46:54 PM  
Damn, he's got the top two right there.
static.fatfingerserver.com
 
2014-07-25 12:47:52 PM  
So they have a Happy Meal for adults now?
 
2014-07-25 12:49:46 PM  
Have some coke and smile.
 
2014-07-25 12:50:28 PM  
and a smile.

doh.
 
2014-07-25 12:50:55 PM  

Hoopy Frood: So they have a Happy Meal for adults now?


Scratch that after RTFA. I'll go with...

police say they bought the illegal drugs from 29-year-old Allen Trammell, of Philadelphia, in the restaurant's parking lot.


Lew Whitaker unavailable for comment.
 
2014-07-25 12:51:08 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: I miss the old McDonald's french fries, back when they were cooked in beef lard. Farkin' vegetable shortening...


What I miss:
kookykitsch.com
 
2014-07-25 12:51:19 PM  
Yeah I'll take a Large #1 with a sprite, a 4 piece nugget with barbecue sauce, and a McBoulder to go please.
 
2014-07-25 12:52:05 PM  

"you don't have the money for the drugs? Well, there are other ways to pay..."


1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com

 
2014-07-25 12:52:07 PM  
Enterprising young individual being arrested for ... making ends meet. Nowhere did the perp get violent, yet he got locked up anyway.

/the government creates the crime... just so they can arrest for it
 
2014-07-25 12:54:53 PM  
As many times as this happens you would figure they would try something else.
 
2014-07-25 12:57:51 PM  
I deserve a break today.  I really do.
 
2014-07-25 01:00:07 PM  

phillydrifter: Enterprising young individual being arrested for ... making ends meet. Nowhere did the perp get violent, yet he got locked up anyway.

/the government creates the crime... just so they can arrest for it


Looks like a certain drifter is upset about his connection going away...
 
2014-07-25 01:02:02 PM  
"When not working as a crew and preparing food, he was out in the rear parking lot selling crack cocaine so in a sense it can give you a new definition of what may be considered a Happy Meal," Radnor Police Lt. Andy Block said.

So he's acknowledging the benefits of drug use?
 
2014-07-25 01:02:30 PM  
I love Philly.....such a classy area


/from Green Bay
//Still better than Green Bay
 
2014-07-25 01:06:58 PM  
Those are not the Pop Rocks I ordered.
 
2014-07-25 01:12:11 PM  

Hoopy Frood: So they have a Happy Meal for adults now?


They call it the McCrack Happy Meal but it doesn't come with a toy.
 
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The extent of web code designers at NBC10.

/f*cking morons, morons everywhere
//that's all my page shows
 
2014-07-25 01:27:10 PM  

Prey4reign: Hoopy Frood: So they have a Happy Meal for adults now?

They call it the McCrack Happy Meal but it doesn't come with a toy.


0.tqn.com

sure it does
 
2014-07-25 01:30:49 PM  
Anybody else notice the man hands on the reporter?
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-25 01:41:55 PM  
Geez, I'm tired of all these stories.  They're obviously fake.  I've been going to fast food places for over 30 years and NOT ONCE have I ever been accidentally given a bag of weed or offered that kind of coke.
 
2014-07-25 01:51:40 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Geez, I'm tired of all these stories.  They're obviously fake.  I've been going to fast food places for over 30 years and NOT ONCE have I ever been accidentally given a bag of weed or offered that kind of coke.


About two decades ago I walked into my happy-hour watering hole and ordered a Diet Coke.
"I'm out until next week," the bartender replied.
I looked at him for a beat, then said, "I mean the brown liquid you pour into a glass."

Geez.
/end CSB.
 
2014-07-25 01:51:49 PM  

nburghmatt: Prey4reign: Hoopy Frood: So they have a Happy Meal for adults now?

They call it the McCrack Happy Meal but it doesn't come with a toy.

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sure it does


Nope, it's strictly BYOT.
 
2014-07-25 01:53:34 PM  
McDoubles are awful. I order a real double cheese burger and they give me a McDouble. They still charge me the extra ten cents, but I don't get that extra cheese. McDonalds, stop with this awful nonsense of McDoubles. DblChs for life.
 
2014-07-25 01:56:32 PM  

KazeNights: McDoubles are awful. I order a real double cheese burger and they give me a McDouble. They still charge me the extra ten cents, but I don't get that extra cheese. McDonalds, stop with this awful nonsense of McDoubles. DblChs for life.


What I hate is that they took the Quarter Pounder COMPLETELY off the menu, so now I have to order the same thing with cheese (ugh), and beg them to hold the cheese, which I of course am STILL charged for.

/Order extra cheese, charged extra.
//Order WITHOUT cheese, no discount = PROFIT.
 
2014-07-25 01:57:03 PM  

nburghmatt: Prey4reign: Hoopy Frood: So they have a Happy Meal for adults now?

They call it the McCrack Happy Meal but it doesn't come with a toy.

[0.tqn.com image 394x104]

sure it does


I remember when I was a naive young college lad and we would go to this sketchy beer & wine store and they had those there and a lot of the other products that had duel uses. I finally asked my friends about it one day and they explained what they were to me and pointed out some of the other stuff. Who says you dont learn stuff in college?
 
2014-07-25 02:39:55 PM  

mama2tnt:
About two decades ago I walked into my happy-hour watering hole and ordered a Diet Coke.
"I'm out until next week," the bartender replied.
I looked at him for a beat, then said, "I mean the brown liquid you pour into a glass."

Geez.
/end CSB.


so, what you're saying is, NO ONE who goes to that bar orders diet coke, unless they're secretly ordering drugs?

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Geez, I'm tired of all these stories.  They're obviously fake.  I've been going to fast food places for over 30 years and NOT ONCE have I ever been accidentally given a bag of weed or offered that kind of coke.


nor have i,
but about 25ish years ago, the dominos in my hometown got shut down because it was raided...owners/employees were selling drugs...apparently if you pulled up to the drive-thru and ordered specific toppings, you were ordering certain drugs
 
2014-07-25 02:40:03 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: I miss the old McDonald's french fries, back when they were cooked in beef lard. Farkin' vegetable shortening...


How old are you??
 
2014-07-25 02:42:32 PM  
Officers from Radnor Township Police went undercover four times over the past month at the burger joint located along the 500 block of West Lancaster Avenue in Wayne, Pennsylvania, right in the heart of the town's business district.

Each time, police say they bought the illegal drugs from 29-year-old Allen Trammell, of Philadelphia, in the restaurant's parking lot.


Why didn't they arrest him the first time? Why four?
 
2014-07-25 02:47:16 PM  

Rosyna: Officers from Radnor Township Police went undercover four times over the past month at the burger joint located along the 500 block of West Lancaster Avenue in Wayne, Pennsylvania, right in the heart of the town's business district.

Each time, police say they bought the illegal drugs from 29-year-old Allen Trammell, of Philadelphia, in the restaurant's parking lot.

Why didn't they arrest him the first time? Why four?


first 3 times were personal-use purchases
 
2014-07-25 02:49:58 PM  
Geez, all you can get at my local McDonald's is shiatty burgers leading to high cholesterol.
 
2014-07-25 03:01:13 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Sin_City_Superhero: I miss the old McDonald's french fries, back when they were cooked in beef lard. Farkin' vegetable shortening...

How old are you??


40. Damn. Gettin' old...
 
2014-07-25 03:21:22 PM  
Well, at least he wasn't mainlining it. Cuts into his profits.

Incidentally, google search pulled up someone asking on google how one goes about mainlining cocaine. I wonder if he got investigated
 
2014-07-25 03:22:37 PM  
For those who failed to notice, i was having horrible humor about it being called Main Line burger joint by the article
 
2014-07-25 03:26:57 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Sin_City_Superhero: I miss the old McDonald's french fries, back when they were cooked in beef lard. Farkin' vegetable shortening...

How old are you??


How young are you?

The fries were cooked in lard, the burgers were served in proper styrofoam, and Coke came in a weird wax paper kind of cup.

The fast food of the late 70s and early 80s was AWESOME.
 
2014-07-25 03:28:19 PM  

Gonz: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Sin_City_Superhero: I miss the old McDonald's french fries, back when they were cooked in beef lard. Farkin' vegetable shortening...

How old are you??

How young are you?

The fries were cooked in lard, the burgers were served in proper styrofoam, and Coke came in a weird wax paper kind of cup.

The fast food of the late 70s and early 80s was AWESOME.


i concur. i miss the light blue stryofoam filet o fish container
 
2014-07-25 03:37:18 PM  

bungle_jr: mama2tnt:
About two decades ago I walked into my happy-hour watering hole and ordered a Diet Coke.
"I'm out until next week," the bartender replied.
I looked at him for a beat, then said, "I mean the brown liquid you pour into a glass."

Geez.
/end CSB.

so, what you're saying is, NO ONE who goes to that bar orders diet coke, unless they're secretly ordering drugs?


YES, that's what I'm saying. (Remember the '90s?)


Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Geez, I'm tired of all these stories.  They're obviously fake.  I've been going to fast food places for over 30 years and NOT ONCE have I ever been accidentally given a bag of weed or offered that kind of coke.

nor have i,
but about 25ish years ago, the dominos in my hometown got shut down because it was raided...owners/employees were selling drugs...apparently if you pulled up to the drive-thru and ordered specific toppings, you were ordering certain drugs


I've never run into this, either. Should I ever have this happen, no one will ever hear about it, either.
 
2014-07-25 03:47:19 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Sin_City_Superhero: I miss the old McDonald's french fries, back when they were cooked in beef lard. Farkin' vegetable shortening...

How old are you??

40. Damn. Gettin' old...


Oh, that's not old. Especially nowadays. I'm 32, and I remember when McDonalds has carousels in 'em, and all the sandwiches came in polystyrene containers.
 
2014-07-25 04:00:00 PM  

ABQGOD: "When not working as a crew and preparing food, he was out in the rear parking lot selling crack cocaine so in a sense it can give you a new definition of what may be considered a Happy Meal," Radnor Police Lt. Andy Block said.

So he's acknowledging the benefits of drug use?


The Lt kind of botched the delivery of that line in my opinion.  I can imagine him standing in front of a mirror rehearsing how he was going to deliver it when he was in front of the camera and saying "Man, that's gonna kill.....I'm so funny".  It's like he almost chickened out and went for it anyway.
 
2014-07-25 04:16:23 PM  
I learned here on Fark that I could simulate a Big Mac without the useless extra bread by ordering a McDouble and adding Mac Sauce.  It was a life-changing experience.

/for the worse
//thankfully have since lost that weight
 
2014-07-25 04:34:02 PM  
At OJ's chicken joints it was known as the 'Special'
Only available at the Drive-Thru
Don't mention it, because that's racist
 
2014-07-25 05:40:13 PM  
Came here to bash the McDouble, thankfully others have already done the job.  It's a travesty of a cheese to beef ratio.  In order to avoid confusion, don't order the McDouble, order the Triple Cheeseburger or even the Double Quarter Pounder w/cheese.
 
2014-07-25 06:25:59 PM  

mama2tnt: Sin_City_Superhero: I miss the old McDonald's french fries, back when they were cooked in beef lard. Farkin' vegetable shortening...

What I miss:
[kookykitsch.com image 640x480]


I still have a few of those stashed somewhere.
 
2014-07-25 08:18:40 PM  

special20: Anybody else notice the man hands on the reporter?
[i.imgur.com image 547x334]


It wasn't her hands I was looking at.  But to each their own I guess.
 
2014-07-25 08:49:49 PM  

Gonz: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Sin_City_Superhero: I miss the old McDonald's french fries, back when they were cooked in beef lard. Farkin' vegetable shortening...

How old are you??

How young are you?

The fries were cooked in lard, the burgers were served in proper styrofoam, and Coke came in a weird wax paper kind of cup.

The fast food of the late 70s and early 80s was AWESOME.


If there was a birthday or baseball team/church function we'd go to the McD's and get the big cooler full of Orange Drink.  You had to reserve it, and bring the cooler back like an empty keg.  Anyone remember that?
 
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