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(WTOP)   Alabama man sues hospital for mistakenly amputating his penis. No word on whether he will be changing his name to "Hedwig"   (wtop.com) divider line 132
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2014-07-25 09:14:02 AM
www.neowin.net
 
2014-07-25 09:27:37 AM
Him and his wife are suing
 
2014-07-25 10:21:24 AM
The hospital will pay dearly for that cock-up
 
2014-07-25 10:24:09 AM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: The hospital will pay dearly for that cock-up


Yeah, their unit cost is through the roof!
 
2014-07-25 10:37:14 AM

Diogenes: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: The hospital will pay dearly for that cock-up

Yeah, their unit cost is through the roof!


Don't be such a tool.
 
2014-07-25 11:06:11 AM
Subby, you really expect a large portion of Farkers to have seen that show to get that reference.

/i'm pulling the wig down from the shelf
 
2014-07-25 11:09:38 AM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

No you don't kids....no you don't.
 
2014-07-25 11:48:34 AM
This is one case where the judge won't want to inspect the briefs.
 
2014-07-25 02:00:36 PM

Diogenes: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: The hospital will pay dearly for that cock-up

Yeah, their unit cost is through the roof!


Dick!

/I'm not very good at this
 
2014-07-25 02:00:57 PM
When reached for commment, the plaintiff said he was stumped.
 
2014-07-25 02:01:12 PM
THIS MAN NEEDS AN ADDADICTOMY STAT!
 
2014-07-25 02:01:40 PM
Can he get a jury of his peers......12 amputated penis peers?
 
2014-07-25 02:01:55 PM
We intend to defend all counts aggressively," said the statement from Baptist Health System Inc

What could possibly be your defense for accidentally cutting off someones dick? I'd like to hear that excuse.
 
2014-07-25 02:02:15 PM

InterruptingQuirk: Subby, you really expect a large portion of Farkers to have seen that show to get that reference.

/i'm pulling the wig down from the shelf


I've never seen the show or movie, but I got the reference immediately.
 
2014-07-25 02:03:12 PM
Too much love in his Alabama heart
 
2014-07-25 02:03:58 PM

Katolu: Diogenes: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: The hospital will pay dearly for that cock-up

Yeah, their unit cost is through the roof!

Dick!

/I'm not very good at this


Hey, cuz on! Don't beat yourself up for trying!
 
2014-07-25 02:04:43 PM
Maybe I could make some money manufacturing a combination medical bracelet/cock ring with the inscription... "do not cut off penis"
 
2014-07-25 02:05:13 PM
L'emmerdeur nods in approval.
 
2014-07-25 02:06:24 PM

abhorrent1: We intend to defend all counts aggressively," said the statement from Baptist Health System Inc

What could possibly be your defense for accidentally cutting off someones dick? I'd like to hear that excuse.


I'm going with multiple infections caused major problems.  Circumcision was probably to prevent more.  Doc started circumcising and found out the whole thing was rotten already.
 
2014-07-25 02:06:33 PM

InterruptingQuirk: Subby, you really expect a large portion of Farkers to have seen that show to get that reference.

/i'm pulling the wig down from the shelf


NPH is in it on Broadway now; there's no excuse not to have heard of it.

/Have tix to the next-to-last weekend with him as the star.
 
2014-07-25 02:07:02 PM
My husband and I were watching Family Feud last night. One of the questions was "What do you want 2 of in case one stops working".  I immediately yelled "PENIS!"  I also slept alone last night.  :/
 
2014-07-25 02:07:07 PM

InterruptingQuirk: Subby, you really expect a large portion of Farkers to have seen that show to get that reference.

/i'm pulling the wig down from the shelf


"It's... what I have to work with..."
 
2014-07-25 02:07:17 PM
morganrlewis.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-25 02:07:27 PM

x-caliber: Can he get a jury of his peers......12 amputated penis peers?


What are the penal codes that address this negligence?
 
2014-07-25 02:08:07 PM

cowgirl toffee: My husband and I were watching Family Feud last night. One of the questions was "What do you want 2 of in case one stops working".  I immediately yelled "PENIS!"  I also slept alone last night.  :/


i758.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-25 02:09:15 PM
i62.tinypic.com
 
2014-07-25 02:09:26 PM
I used to have nightmares after watching ice pirates

/even obscure for dark
// married so probably wouldn't miss it that much.
 
2014-07-25 02:09:31 PM
How do you misread circumcision?

snuffhouse.org
 
2014-07-25 02:10:06 PM
Exceprt from Franz Kafka's First Drafts Bleeps, Blunders, and Bloopers

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning form uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a giant charcuterie."
 
2014-07-25 02:10:21 PM
Fark*

Autocorrect
 
2014-07-25 02:10:30 PM

AGremlin: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 256x192]

No you don't kids....no you don't.


Came here solely for that.
 
2014-07-25 02:10:40 PM
His sister was devastated when she learned she will never have children.
 
2014-07-25 02:11:26 PM
So he only asked for the tip.
 
2014-07-25 02:11:47 PM

LazyMedia: /Have tix to the next-to-last weekend with him as the star.


Well, someone is an entitled little prick.


/jealous
 
2014-07-25 02:12:08 PM
As someone that was circumsized late in life it was never mentioned to me or even crossed my mind that it could get amputated. I'm pretty sure no amount of money could make up for that slip up.
 
2014-07-25 02:12:46 PM
Note to self: anytime i get surgery for anything, tie note around schmeckel that says "NOT THIS ONE".
 
2014-07-25 02:12:58 PM
You mean there's no organ transplant program for this condition?  All he needs is to find a donor with a boner.
 
2014-07-25 02:13:12 PM

Abuse Liability: I used to have nightmares after watching ice pirates

/even obscure for dark
// married so probably wouldn't miss it that much.


i60.tinypic.com

This is fark.  Nothing is obscure.
 
2014-07-25 02:14:29 PM
I'm assuming he couldn't get both sides even until he finally had to cut it all off.  Sort of like when I trim my sideburns.
 
2014-07-25 02:15:02 PM
He must have drove to the Slauson Cutoff.
 
2014-07-25 02:15:27 PM

cowgirl toffee: My husband and I were watching Family Feud last night. One of the questions was "What do you want 2 of in case one stops working".  I immediately yelled "PENIS!"  I also slept alone last night.  :/


The second one would just be a small, auxiliary backup, er, unit, right?
 
2014-07-25 02:16:49 PM
It's odd, but I'm going to say my ex-wife had something similar occur when a very minor operation was turned into a fairly major one as the surgeon went hunting for an IUD, (and neither operation was required had the MD performed an ultrasound or x-ray more recently than six weeks.)

At least as far as the article goes, there is no explanation for why the doctor couldn't stop the operation and wake up the patient to discuss the situation.

In my ex's case, it appears the relevant factor was a golf tee time.

Nevertheless, i do not understand the headline, and stupidly think "Errol" would have been a better name.
 
2014-07-25 02:17:10 PM

Nick Nostril: cowgirl toffee: My husband and I were watching Family Feud last night. One of the questions was "What do you want 2 of in case one stops working".  I immediately yelled "PENIS!"  I also slept alone last night.  :/

The second one would just be a small, auxiliary backup, er, unit, right?


Uh... sure. Lets go with that.
 
2014-07-25 02:17:20 PM
s2.dmcdn.net
 
2014-07-25 02:17:50 PM
Bastard_Lunatic:  Doc started circumcising and found out the whole thing was rotten already.

Dear God...
 
2014-07-25 02:18:13 PM

Bastard_Lunatic: abhorrent1: We intend to defend all counts aggressively," said the statement from Baptist Health System Inc

What could possibly be your defense for accidentally cutting off someones dick? I'd like to hear that excuse.

I'm going with multiple infections caused major problems.  Circumcision was probably to prevent more.  Doc started circumcising and found out the whole thing was rotten already.


Yep. My first thought when I read the headline was that the fellow in question is probably an obese man with chronic infections due to lack of good hygiene.
 
2014-07-25 02:19:22 PM
I'm highly suspect of the allegation that nobody told him why they cut it off. He had to have figured it out before going home, right? I mean, the only dick I've ever owned is attached to someone else, so I don't know for certain, but wouldn't the lack of ambient touch (like the feeling of your tongue in your mouth) be an obvious giveaway that something wasn't right?

And if he did ask them WTF then what answer was he given?

My bet would be, if it is true that the amputation happened at all, that they explained why and he wasn't satisfied with the answer (either because they actually did screw up or he just didn't understand it).
 
2014-07-25 02:19:52 PM

Carn: Abuse Liability: I used to have nightmares after watching ice pirates

/even obscure for dark
// married so probably wouldn't miss it that much.



This is fark.  Nothing is obscure.


Thanks for the image you bastard.
 
2014-07-25 02:21:23 PM

RainbeauxSue: I'm highly suspect of the allegation that nobody told him why they cut it off. He had to have figured it out before going home, right? I mean, the only dick I've ever owned is attached to someone else, so I don't know for certain, but wouldn't the lack of ambient touch (like the feeling of your tongue in your mouth) be an obvious giveaway that something wasn't right?

And if he did ask them WTF then what answer was he given?

My bet would be, if it is true that the amputation happened at all, that they explained why and he wasn't satisfied with the answer (either because they actually did screw up or he just didn't understand it).


Your bio reads like my life. Also... Ownership?
 
2014-07-25 02:22:34 PM

Abuse Liability: Carn: Abuse Liability: I used to have nightmares after watching ice pirates

/even obscure for dark
// married so probably wouldn't miss it that much.

This is fark.  Nothing is obscure.

Thanks for the image you bastard.


I am to please.  I love that movie.  Maybe not the weener chomper part.
 
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