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(Washington Post)   There is a lizard sex satellite floating in space, and Russia no longer has it under control   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 85
    More: Cool, Russia, Russian Academy of Sciences, human subject research, geckos, satellites  
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2014-07-25 09:10:09 AM  
Someone's ears are burning over at the SyFy network.
 
2014-07-25 09:15:56 AM  
Now we'll never know if they are able to sort tiny screws :(
 
2014-07-25 09:57:48 AM  
Approves:

www.clearci.com
 
2014-07-25 10:57:33 AM  
I'll take Funkadelic Lyrics for $800, Alex.
 
2014-07-25 10:58:03 AM  

Diogenes: Someone's ears are burning over at the SyFy network.



Geckornado.
 
2014-07-25 10:58:23 AM  
How did you think of that witty headline, schlubby?
 
2014-07-25 11:00:16 AM  
See...

We're not the only country who can find dumb ways to waste large amounts of money...

So there...

/Someone do a GIS for "Lizard Sex."
//I dare you
 
2014-07-25 11:00:51 AM  
Is this a short story sequel William Burrough's Naked Lunch?
 
2014-07-25 11:01:12 AM  

Snarfangel: Diogenes: Someone's ears are burning over at the SyFy network.


Geckornado.


I'd go Old School

Attack of the Mutant Space Geckos

In 2014 we lost contact with the Satellite Gecko 1, 10 years later it returned to Earth.......
 
2014-07-25 11:03:01 AM  
s2.postimg.org
 
2014-07-25 11:04:32 AM  

I'm_Nailed_Right_In: I'll take Funkadelic Lyrics for $800, Alex.



Well, all right, Starchild
Citizens of the universe, recording angels
We have returned to claim the pyramids
Partying on the mothership
I am the mothership connection
 
2014-07-25 11:06:10 AM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: See...

We're not the only country who can find dumb ways to waste large amounts of money...

So there...

/Someone do a GIS for "Lizard Sex."
//I dare you


What the hell I'm working from home today

images.mudfooted.com

Surprisingly there was nothing NSFW on the first page. Bing! on the other hand, found porn right away.
 
2014-07-25 11:06:41 AM  
In the meantime, those lizards are being left more or less alone, to do as nature intended for the rest of the 60 days mission.

Nature intended geckos to have sex in zero g while orbiting the earth at 30k mph?

Clearly the geckos have evolved and become sentient and are now in control of the spacecraft.
 
2014-07-25 11:08:25 AM  
Satellite of (Lizard) Love.
 
2014-07-25 11:08:39 AM  
Over in one
 
2014-07-25 11:09:47 AM  

Snarfangel: Diogenes: Someone's ears are burning over at the SyFy network.


Geckornado.


That sounds more gross than scary or threatening.

Regardless, I for one welcome our new randy gecko overlords.
 
2014-07-25 11:10:01 AM  
So it begins

i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-07-25 11:10:19 AM  
 
2014-07-25 11:11:01 AM  
Some years later.... "You infest Enterprise..."
 
2014-07-25 11:13:34 AM  
I'm expecting it to crash into Kiev.
 
2014-07-25 11:15:42 AM  

Diogenes: Snarfangel: Diogenes: Someone's ears are burning over at the SyFy network.


Geckornado.

That sounds more gross than scary or threatening.

Regardless, I for one welcome our new randy gecko overlords.


Well, I for many don't welcome them.
 
2014-07-25 11:21:08 AM  
As if one ever really has a lizard sex satellite under control without sufficient gorillas being involved.
 
2014-07-25 11:21:48 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Satellite of (Lizard) Love.


I see what you did there...

And raise with:

(Lizards) Walk on the Wild Side in Satellite of Love.
 
2014-07-25 11:24:13 AM  
Iguana know what love is.
 
2014-07-25 11:24:25 AM  
How can we trust Russia with enough nukes to decimate the surface of the planet if they can't even keep a sex lizard satellite up and running?  Russia, you put the first man in space.  21st century orbiting space sex lizards should be child's play by now!
 
2014-07-25 11:28:28 AM  

Diogenes: Someone's ears are burning over at the SyFy network.


Already on the air:

www.blastr.com
 
2014-07-25 11:29:22 AM  

I'm_Nailed_Right_In: I'll take Funkadelic Lyrics for $800, Alex.


comment of the year candidate
 
2014-07-25 11:31:14 AM  

itastelikechicken: How can we trust Russia with enough nukes to decimate the surface of the planet if they can't even keep a sex lizard satellite up and running?  Russia, you put the first man in space.  21st century orbiting space sex lizards should be child's play by now!


There is no more USSR. Russia can barely pour piss out of a boot with the instructions printed on the heal these days. Yeah, a lot of countries are worried about the security of Russia's nuclear arsenal, especially since they were forced to admit that they could not account for a rather large amount of weapons-grade fissile material just a couple of years back.
 
2014-07-25 11:34:15 AM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-25 11:36:24 AM  
This is not how I thought the existence of Lizard People would come out.
 
2014-07-25 11:37:12 AM  

WelldeadLink: As if one ever really has a lizard sex satellite under control without sufficient gorillas being involved.


Killer Croc and Gorilla Grodd team up? I wouldn't mind a Batman/Flash two issue event about that.
 
2014-07-25 11:37:53 AM  
They tried to shoot it down but an airplane got in the way.
What?  Too soon?
 
2014-07-25 11:37:59 AM  
WhyEverNot.  May just Preserve Day_Old_Dutchie's provided cartoon, for the halibut. Too Bad lack suitable grafik to append to these semi-futile words .....
 
2014-07-25 11:39:09 AM  

blatz514: How did you think of that witty headline, schlubby?


In all fairness,  subby DID add a comma.
 
2014-07-25 11:39:39 AM  
I'll stick with my little friends for now:  http://www.naturenorth.com/Skink/Skink_Wanted_Poster.pdf
 
2014-07-25 11:43:23 AM  

uncleacid: Iguana know what love is.


ioneglobalgrind.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-25 11:44:16 AM  
I don't suppose there are any lizards running about who look like Morena Baccarin?
 
2014-07-25 11:44:26 AM  
Am I the only one that thought of this?

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2014-07-25 11:50:10 AM  
Ground control to Major Turtle
Ground control to Major Turtle
Take your blue pills and put your condom on
 
2014-07-25 11:50:52 AM  

big pig peaches: In the meantime, those lizards are being left more or less alone, to do as nature intended for the rest of the 60 days mission.

Nature intended geckos to have sex in zero g while orbiting the earth at 30k mph?

Clearly the geckos have evolved and become sentient and are now in control of the spacecraft.


First step in the lizardmen takeover. Thanks Obamasputin.
 
2014-07-25 11:53:11 AM  
Dibs on the band name "Lizard Sex Satellite."
 
2014-07-25 11:53:22 AM  
ts1.mm.bing.net
What a Russian space lizard may look like.
 
2014-07-25 12:03:49 PM  
Phase Two: Activate the Pyramid of Darkness!
 
2014-07-25 12:04:54 PM  

blatz514: How did you think of that witty headline, schlubby?


I'm beginning to think Subby did an interwebs search for "lizard, sex, satellite" and after that was too exhausted to come up with anything new.

/Is this the new Fark trend, now? Because I come here FOR the headline snark, ya know.
//What are tomorrow's search terms, Subby?
 
2014-07-25 12:07:41 PM  

Tom_Slick: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: See...

We're not the only country who can find dumb ways to waste large amounts of money...

So there...

/Someone do a GIS for "Lizard Sex."
//I dare you

What the hell I'm working from home today



Surprisingly there was nothing NSFW on the first page. Bing! on the other hand, found porn right away.


Might be the way to go in the future.. :-[
 
2014-07-25 12:08:51 PM  
img2.wikia.nocookie.net

Yeah. He does look a little Gecko-ey
 
2014-07-25 12:11:59 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-25 12:16:17 PM  
Lizard Sex Satellite, the album REM abandoned in '93.
 
2014-07-25 12:17:15 PM  
Satellite's gone up to the skies
Things like that drive me out of my mind
I watched it for a little while
I like to watch things on TV

(Mm-mm-mm-mm)
(Bum, bum, bum) Satellite of love
 
2014-07-25 12:31:07 PM  

Skyd1v: Am I the only one that thought of this?


Nope! :)
 
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