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2014-07-24 09:02:02 PM
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Glad to see Robert Duvall is keeping busy.
 
2014-07-24 09:07:57 PM
Well that's not creepy at all.
 
2014-07-24 09:08:58 PM
Ok  yeah that pegs 11.5 on the creep-o-meter. Let's hope they don't let any of those girls go anywhere alone for a while also.
 
2014-07-24 09:23:34 PM
Hopefully it's just some misguided artist thinking s/he is being cute, but I wouldn't let those girls out of sight until they figure out who it is.
 
2014-07-24 09:23:43 PM
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"Not that there's anything wrong with that."
 
2014-07-24 09:32:38 PM

Callous: Hopefully it's just some misguided artist thinking s/he is being cute, but I wouldn't let those girls out of sight until they figure out who it is.


Well you gotta let one of them out for bait.
 
2014-07-24 09:38:58 PM

jaylectricity: Callous: Hopefully it's just some misguided artist thinking s/he is being cute, but I wouldn't let those girls out of sight until they figure out who it is.

Well you gotta let one of them out for bait.


Just one. Overall, great odds for the rest of the gang.
 
2014-07-24 10:01:35 PM
33.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-24 10:43:40 PM
Why does everyone find this to be creepy?  It's a touching gesture and when you consider he had to run back home and feed the living ones in his basement before he headed back to his job on the ice cream truck, you really appreciate how much sacrifice it took.
 
2014-07-24 10:49:07 PM
Kwame likes porcelain now?
 
2014-07-24 10:53:04 PM
Okay! Which one of you entertainment tab hanging Farkers is doing this?
 
2014-07-24 10:53:08 PM
www.gamesetwatch.com

He was a drifter, moving from town to town...
Robbing; a gas station here, a grocery store there...
 
2014-07-24 10:53:27 PM
Are they all talking Tinas?


//sounds like a bad horror movie
 
2014-07-24 10:55:21 PM
Article is poor without side by side photo's of girls and dolls.
 
2014-07-24 11:00:32 PM

NorthernMT: Article is poor without side by side photo's of girls and dolls.


just wait until the trial and then you'll see 'em

/I feel bad about this one. I'm going to click "add comment," but hope this is just some nice old lady dropping dolls and not some guy crafting them himself while wearing sweatpants and listening to Echo and the Bunnymen LPs
 
2014-07-24 11:03:47 PM

NorthernMT: Article is poor without side by side photo's of girls and dolls.


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2014-07-24 11:04:11 PM

Taramoor: He was a drifter, moving from town to town...
Robbing; a gas station here, a grocery store there...


Someone not on mobile needs to vote this up!

/Shy gypsy, slyly spryly tryst by my crypt.
 
2014-07-24 11:06:50 PM
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2014-07-24 11:06:53 PM
Isn't this a plot from Criminal Minds?

You know this screams serial killer marking his targets.
 
2014-07-24 11:08:44 PM
Yeah...that's creepy as hell.
 
2014-07-24 11:09:20 PM

Taramoor: [www.gamesetwatch.com image 300x225]

He was a drifter, moving from town to town...
Robbing; a gas station here, a grocery store there...


theodor.lauppert.ws

Old man Stauf built a house and filled it with his toys. Six Guests were invited one night, their screams the only noise. Blood in the Library, blood right up the hall, dripping down the attic stairs, "Hey Guests!, try not to fall". Nobody came out that night. Not one was ever seen. But Old man Stauf is waiting there... Crazy! Sick! and MEAN!


/A steal at $5.99 on steam

 
2014-07-24 11:12:34 PM
This could be a viral marketing campaign for the doll company gone awry, or maybe this was the plan all along.

community.us.playstation.com
 
2014-07-24 11:13:11 PM
The bigger they make this the less weird it will be.
I bet it's just some shy old lady, home alone who lost her kids or something.
 
2014-07-24 11:14:13 PM

strangeluck: Isn't this a plot from Criminal Minds?

You know this screams serial killer marking his targets.


There is an episode where the serial killer drugs woman and dresses them like dolls because her psychologist father kept her toy dolls and gave her electroshock therapy to cover up the fact that he sexually molested her.

The father was played by Jonathan Frakes.

It wasn't a very good episode, but then really, how many of them actually are?
 
2014-07-24 11:16:34 PM

Nowhereman: Taramoor: [www.gamesetwatch.com image 300x225]

He was a drifter, moving from town to town...
Robbing; a gas station here, a grocery store there...

Old man Stauf built a house and filled it with his toys. Six Guests were invited one night, their screams the only noise. Blood in the Library, blood right up the hall, dripping down the attic stairs, "Hey Guests!, try not to fall". Nobody came out that night. Not one was ever seen. But Old man Stauf is waiting there... Crazy! Sick! and MEAN!
/A steal at $5.99 on steam


But! You can get it for the same price on GOG.com without DRM.
 
2014-07-24 11:17:21 PM
Police Probe Mysterious Porcelain Dolls Left In Front of Homes of Girls They Resemble
By SARAH FIGALORA 3 hours ago Good Morning America
Police Probe Mysterious Porcelain Dolls Left In Front of Homes of Girls They Resemble
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Police Probe Mysterious Porcelain Dolls Left In Front of Homes of Girls They Resemble (ABC News)
Police are investigating a strange case in a California community, where porcelain dolls are being left on the doorsteps of girls they hold an eerie resemblance to.


Hey, hey, you guys--did you hear about that strange case where dolls are being left at the houses of girls they resemble?
 
2014-07-24 11:17:49 PM

Glitchwerks: strangeluck: Isn't this a plot from Criminal Minds?

You know this screams serial killer marking his targets.

There is an episode where the serial killer drugs woman and dresses them like dolls because her psychologist father kept her toy dolls and gave her electroshock therapy to cover up the fact that he sexually molested her.

The father was played by Jonathan Frakes.

It wasn't a very good episode, but then really, how many of them actually are?


Wow. You really know your criminal minds episodes.

Someone from San Clemente PD will be in touch with your shortly Mr Dollmaker
 
2014-07-24 11:21:16 PM

Taramoor: [www.gamesetwatch.com image 300x225]

He was a drifter, moving from town to town...
Robbing; a gas station here, a grocery store there...


Oh I like you.
 
2014-07-24 11:36:32 PM

NorthernMT: Article is poor without side by side photo's of girls and dolls.


So you're begging for pics of ten year old girls?
 
2014-07-24 11:37:48 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-24 11:42:00 PM
The strangest doll mystery I know of are the buried dolls of Edinburgh.
 
2014-07-24 11:47:12 PM
My mum made hundreds of those farking dolls.

Kept them all in these big glass cabinets at home, so they could stare at us like Hannibal Lecter from his special observation cell.
 
2014-07-24 11:50:18 PM
Viral advertising for the new Blu-Ray of Coraline, I assume.
 
2014-07-24 11:54:16 PM

Latinwolf: NorthernMT: Article is poor without side by side photo's of girls and dolls.

So you're begging for pics of ten year old girls?


I don't but I do want to see how close the resemblance is. If it's just same hair color or something then I'll be a lot more likely to think it's a misguided old lady. If they look like they were made in the image of the kids I'd want to move the eff out of that town in a hurry.
 
2014-07-24 11:54:46 PM
Sounds like the sort of thing a brony would do.
 
2014-07-24 11:56:30 PM

picturescrazy: Latinwolf: NorthernMT: Article is poor without side by side photo's of girls and dolls.

So you're begging for pics of ten year old girls?

I don't but I do want to see how close the resemblance is. If it's just same hair color or something then I'll be a lot more likely to think it's a misguided old lady. If they look like they were made in the image of the kids I'd want to move the eff out of that town in a hurry.


Also to get the kids in special ed because they are 10 year old babies.
 
2014-07-24 11:58:33 PM
Paging kwayme.
 
2014-07-24 11:58:39 PM

Glitchwerks: strangeluck: Isn't this a plot from Criminal Minds?

You know this screams serial killer marking his targets.

There is an episode where the serial killer drugs woman and dresses them like dolls because her psychologist father kept her toy dolls and gave her electroshock therapy to cover up the fact that he sexually molested her.

The father was played by Jonathan Frakes.

It wasn't a very good episode, but then really, how many of them actually are?


Just one
 
2014-07-25 12:02:24 AM

mikaloyd: Sounds like the sort of thing a brony would do.


Wow, that's the worst attempt at trolling I've seen in a long time. I mean seriously, that's not even amateur level, it's really that sub par.
 
2014-07-25 12:05:04 AM

strangeluck: mikaloyd: Sounds like the sort of thing a brony would do.

Wow, that's the worst attempt at trolling I've seen in a long time. I mean seriously, that's not even amateur level, it's really that sub par.


Which other group of grown ass men spends its time fantasizing about little girls dolls?
 
2014-07-25 12:06:41 AM

mikaloyd: strangeluck: mikaloyd: Sounds like the sort of thing a brony would do.

Wow, that's the worst attempt at trolling I've seen in a long time. I mean seriously, that's not even amateur level, it's really that sub par.

Which other group of grown ass men spends its time fantasizing about little girls dolls?


Hasbro, Inc.
 
2014-07-25 12:09:47 AM
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2014-07-25 12:09:56 AM

strangeluck: mikaloyd: strangeluck: mikaloyd: Sounds like the sort of thing a brony would do.

Wow, that's the worst attempt at trolling I've seen in a long time. I mean seriously, that's not even amateur level, it's really that sub par.

Which other group of grown ass men spends its time fantasizing about little girls dolls?

Hasbro, Inc.


This doesnt sound like the sort of thing Hasbro does. Unless they can find a way to monetize it.
 
2014-07-25 12:10:02 AM
Stalker. That is all.
 
2014-07-25 12:11:55 AM

Nowhereman: Taramoor: [www.gamesetwatch.com image 300x225]

He was a drifter, moving from town to town...
Robbing; a gas station here, a grocery store there...

[theodor.lauppert.ws image 640x320]Old man Stauf built a house and filled it with his toys. Six Guests were invited one night, their screams the only noise. Blood in the Library, blood right up the hall, dripping down the attic stairs, "Hey Guests!, try not to fall". Nobody came out that night. Not one was ever seen. But Old man Stauf is waiting there... Crazy! Sick! and MEAN!
/A steal at $5.99 on steam


What is this referencing, if it's on STEAM?
 
2014-07-25 12:12:44 AM

johnsoninca: [img.fark.net image 199x200]
Glad to see Robert Duvall is keeping busy.


Well, that was fast.
 
2014-07-25 12:13:06 AM

mikaloyd: strangeluck: mikaloyd: strangeluck: mikaloyd: Sounds like the sort of thing a brony would do.

Wow, that's the worst attempt at trolling I've seen in a long time. I mean seriously, that's not even amateur level, it's really that sub par.

Which other group of grown ass men spends its time fantasizing about little girls dolls?

Hasbro, Inc.

This doesnt sound like the sort of thing Hasbro does. Unless they can find a way to monetize it.


Sure they can, "My First Stalker doll?" It'll be a hit. Each doll will have a built in GPS chip and wireless cameras for eyes.
 
2014-07-25 12:13:58 AM
I think I seen an episode of Supernatural about this.
 
2014-07-25 12:15:54 AM
I'd be on a rocket ship. Because NOPE.
 
2014-07-25 12:17:37 AM
s1.yimg.com

Hmm.. I dunno, maybe a chubby Linda Hamilton?

t0.gstatic.com
 
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