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(Riverfront Times)   Gary Busey's nephew is running an outdoor strip club at the Gathering of the Juggalos. Yep, you read that right   (blogs.riverfronttimes.com ) divider line
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2014-07-24 08:28:48 PM  
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2014-07-24 08:42:36 PM  
Ten Changes to the 2014 Gathering of the Juggalos After Its Move from Illinois to Ohio

In other news, Ohio sucks even more now.
 
2014-07-24 08:45:50 PM  
I'm sure I read it right, but I'm not sure why I should care

/I mean... Juggalos...
 
2014-07-24 08:56:10 PM  
Juggalos can be unintentionally hilarious. Check out "American Juggalo."  The interview at 5:11 is CLASSIC...
 
2014-07-24 09:39:12 PM  
Too bad their music sucks.
storage.torontosun.com

Or, should I say -it's a miracle that their music doesn't suck.
 
2014-07-24 11:10:31 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Too bad their music sucks.


Or, should I say -it's a miracle that their music doesn't suck.


Is Mike confirmed to be his nephew? I thought he was just an unfortunate coincidence. I've been to his house for parties. Theyre...interesting.
 
2014-07-24 11:11:51 PM  
Considering what I've seen of Juggettes, I'd be able to fap more to the cow-milking tent next door over.
 
2014-07-24 11:12:11 PM  

North_Central_Positronics: Juggalos can be unintentionally hilarious. Check out "American Juggalo."  The interview at 5:11 is CLASSIC...


I'll just leave this here.
 
2014-07-24 11:15:10 PM  
If you happen to have a few minutes I would recommend checking out Whoop Dreams

http://www.whoopdreams.com

It's a pretty interesting tale of a few guys who go from CA to IL for the 2013 gathering to see what it is about.
 
2014-07-24 11:21:46 PM  
Forget the strippers, the real money is in Twinkies and Doritos.

/I knew a stripper who was a Jugglette, or whatever they are called. Her husband was in some related band.  She was in good shape, unlike most.
 
2014-07-24 11:25:16 PM  
The Great Uglnko
 
2014-07-24 11:27:41 PM  
Juggalo strippers?

*shudders*
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2014-07-24 11:27:51 PM  
Goodbye, pants.
 
2014-07-24 11:30:24 PM  
Hello lamp!
 
ecl
2014-07-24 11:32:15 PM  

Boo_Guy: Juggalo strippers?

*shudders*
[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 300x397]


They both have wieners....  look at those bulges.

I'm shocked at the size of that transformers beergut.   He needs to work out.
 
2014-07-24 11:33:46 PM  
Yeah. My uncle killed himself because he was the offspring of a rape/illicit affair. I should be offended, why?
 
2014-07-24 11:39:54 PM  
Breakfast cocaine.
 
2014-07-24 11:45:01 PM  
When your business plan for profit and success hinges on being fellow travelers of the Juggalos, you might want to re-examine the path your life is taking.
 
2014-07-24 11:46:27 PM  

Boo_Guy: Juggalo strippers?

*shudders*
[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 300x397]


whatcanbeseencannotbeunseen.jpg
 
2014-07-24 11:54:31 PM  

TheGhostofFarkPast: http://www.whoopdreams.com


'watching now.  Very good.  Very positive.  They're like hardcore Rainbow folk.
 
2014-07-24 11:56:01 PM  

Alkoholiker: Boo_Guy: Juggalo strippers?

*shudders*
[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 300x397]

whatcanbeseencannotbeunseen.jpg


Oh that's nothing.
NSFW

Click it,  you know you want to, it's eating you up, you just gotta see what it is!
 
2014-07-24 11:56:58 PM  

WienerButt: Because People in power are Stupid: Too bad their music sucks.


Or, should I say -it's a miracle that their music doesn't suck.

Is Mike confirmed to be his nephew? I thought he was just an unfortunate coincidence. I've been to his house for parties. Theyre...interesting.


Let me get this straight... a farker named WienerButt went to a party at the 'Sausage Castle'?


s1.ibtimes.com

Michael Andrew Ward, who is best known as Mike Busey, was arrested Saturday at a house party while wearing a Santa Claus suit.
Ward, who is Gary Busey's 32-year-old nephew, was arrested by Osceola County police for selling alcohol without a liquor license,
Busey was reportedly hosting a party at the Sausage Castle, which is his home in St. Cloud on a dirt road, where he was selling the alcohol illegally.
Undercover police from the Osceola County Sheriff's Narcotics Enforcement Team visited the Sausage Castle to seek out Busey, who calls himself the "King of Rock and Roll and Debauchery." The team paid the $20 cover charge to enter the party called "Mike Busey's End of the World Sexy Santa Holiday B-Day" where one of the deputies purchased a Bud Light for $3.
 
2014-07-25 12:01:32 AM  
Dense Juggalo Shantytown

If those words don't bring a shiver to your spine I don't know what will...
 
2014-07-25 12:02:43 AM  

timharrod: North_Central_Positronics: Juggalos can be unintentionally hilarious. Check out "American Juggalo."  The interview at 5:11 is CLASSIC...

I'll just leave this here.


I was gonna post that!

/well done, sir or madam.
 
2014-07-25 12:03:48 AM  
i122.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-25 12:04:52 AM  
blogs.riverfronttimes.com

Bieber is a Juggalo?
 
2014-07-25 12:06:32 AM  

ReverendJynxed: [blogs.riverfronttimes.com image 565x848]

Bieber is a Juggalo?


You mean juggalette
 
2014-07-25 12:12:42 AM  

TheHighlandHowler: TheGhostofFarkPast: http://www.whoopdreams.com

'watching now.  Very good.  Very positive.  They're like hardcore Rainbow folk.


Pretty much. To me I see that a good portion of these people have not been dealt a good hand in life and they all know it and they use the Juggalo life as a way to try and keep sane. To them it is a way to rally around an idea and to try and find someone who gives a shiat about them and their life for once in their life. They might be the fringe edge of society but more power to them if it keeps people happy and not out there shooting up schools.


/The Great Milenko is the best work ICP has done
//listens to way way to much music
///2TB and counting...
 
2014-07-25 12:15:58 AM  
Nice try. But we, THE PEOPLE, still haven't forgot about Benghazi and ObamaScare.
 
2014-07-25 12:17:16 AM  
If there were ever a place to take off and nuke from orbit, because it's the only way to be sure, this is the place.
 
2014-07-25 12:23:53 AM  
A jig of what?
 
2014-07-25 12:25:34 AM  

Sofa King Smart: WienerButt: Because People in power are Stupid: Too bad their music sucks.


Or, should I say -it's a miracle that their music doesn't suck.

Is Mike confirmed to be his nephew? I thought he was just an unfortunate coincidence. I've been to his house for parties. Theyre...interesting.

Let me get this straight... a farker named WienerButt went to a party at the 'Sausage Castle'?

Michael Andrew Ward, who is best known as Mike Busey, was arrested Saturday at a house party while wearing a Santa Claus suit.
Ward, who is Gary Busey's 32-year-old nephew, was arrested by Osceola County police for selling alcohol without a liquor license,
Busey was reportedly hosting a party at the Sausage Castle, which is his home in St. Cloud on a dirt road, where he was selling the alcohol illegally.
Undercover police from the Osceola County Sheriff's Narcotics Enforcement Team visited the Sausage Castle to seek out Busey, who calls himself the "King of Rock and Roll and Debauchery." The team paid the $20 cover charge to enter the party called "Mike Busey's End of the World Sexy Santa Holiday B-Day" where one of the deputies purchased a Bud Light for $3.


isn't that the redheaded guy from trailer park boys?
 
2014-07-25 12:27:35 AM  

Boo_Guy: Oh that's nothing.
NSFW

Click it,  you know you want to, it's eating you up, you just gotta see what it is!


NOPE.

/ not gonna click
// learned my lesson when Gorgor was around these parts
 
2014-07-25 12:30:16 AM  

Boo_Guy: Alkoholiker: Boo_Guy: Juggalo strippers?

*shudders*
[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 300x397]

whatcanbeseencannotbeunseen.jpg

Oh that's nothing.
NSFW

Click it,  you know you want to, it's eating you up, you just gotta see what it is!


Goddamn it.
 
2014-07-25 12:32:48 AM  

Forbidden Doughnut: Boo_Guy: Oh that's nothing.
NSFW

Click it,  you know you want to, it's eating you up, you just gotta see what it is!

NOPE.

/ not gonna click
// learned my lesson when Gorgor was around these parts


Yea I miss that guy =)

clutchcargo2002: Boo_Guy: Alkoholiker: Boo_Guy: Juggalo strippers?

*shudders*
[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 300x397]

whatcanbeseencannotbeunseen.jpg

Oh that's nothing.
NSFW

Click it,  you know you want to, it's eating you up, you just gotta see what it is!

Goddamn it.


*snickers*
 
2014-07-25 12:35:26 AM  
uber humper: /I knew a stripper who was a Jugglette, or whatever they are called. Her husband was in some related band. She was in good shape, unlike most.

please tell me you have a sequel to this story
 
2014-07-25 12:35:33 AM  

Boo_Guy: Juggalo strippers?

*shudders*
[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 300x397]


That's pretty much the truth. Juggalettes tend to be fat for some damn reason.

[csb] I stupidly screwed one awhile ago, she piqued my interest by showing a cursory understanding of "ceremonial magick" while we were speaking. I don't bring it up normally(it's a very private thing to me... first clue she was off), but she seemed to grasp the basics and... well, that's kind of attractive. Until I realized she was just a delusional meth addict(I consider it a form of self-therapy, she actually left a bloodied stuffed animal I'd given her on my doorstep after we split and seemed surprised I wasn't dead a few weeks later.). Lost ~$4000 dollars of my product and still need to get checked for STIs since that encounter. Call me an asshole, but I realized the older woman I was screwing was also screwing everything that showed interest in me and coming back to my bed. Christ, I actually get violent now if someone is stupid enough to drag meth into my home. That's all past now. I should probably mention I was a raging alcoholic at the time.

On a plus note, if I was that kind of guy I could cross off "Native American" on my list of ethnicities I've farked. Only cost me a lucrative sales position and had me at odds with my family because I was fond of her. She literally runs when I see her now, and I have no idea why. I don't wish her any ill, I just wish she'd pull her head out of her ass and the needle out of her arm and go take care of the farking kids she spawned. If I wanted to hurt her... well I know which homeless camp she stays in and periodically ask the few decent people we mutually know how she's doing.[/csb]

I hate juggalo. I hate the music, I hate the "subculture". I was a cast-off from society, I hate people like a bastard. I'm also extremely polite and well mannered and avoid conflict at all costs. I  can defend myself, I will get as violent as the situation calls for, I've buried a knife in someone to the hilt three times in quick succession to keep myself safe. I'm also tame as hell if you're not stupid enough to try and hurt me, I have an excessively dry sense of humor but I'm pretty much normal. They're attention seeking whores who wish they actually were misanthropes. How in the fark that campy wannabe horror-core spawned a subculture is entirely beyond me.

I seek to understand that kind of thing, which is probably another reason I hooked up with her. But them? I don't get it. I don't even  like rap and I can name a half dozen better artists in the genre they try to portray themselves in. I don't get how a couple of jerkoffs can actually form a subculture, and having delved a bit... I don't care. Scum. I won't even say that about gangster subculture, but adult juggalo as a whole are scum.
 
2014-07-25 12:40:02 AM  
This Thread Is Perfect Without Pictures.
 
2014-07-25 12:43:40 AM  

JonnyBlack: Boo_Guy: Juggalo strippers?

*shudders*
[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 300x397]

That's pretty much the truth. Juggalettes tend to be fat for some damn reason.

[csb] I stupidly screwed one awhile ago, she piqued my interest by showing a cursory understanding of "ceremonial magick" while we were speaking. I don't bring it up normally(it's a very private thing to me... first clue she was off), but she seemed to grasp the basics and... well, that's kind of attractive. Until I realized she was just a delusional meth addict(I consider it a form of self-therapy, she actually left a bloodied stuffed animal I'd given her on my doorstep after we split and seemed surprised I wasn't dead a few weeks later.). Lost ~$4000 dollars of my product and still need to get checked for STIs since that encounter. Call me an asshole, but I realized the older woman I was screwing was also screwing everything that showed interest in me and coming back to my bed. Christ, I actually get violent now if someone is stupid enough to drag meth into my home. That's all past now. I should probably mention I was a raging alcoholic at the time.

On a plus note, if I was that kind of guy I could cross off "Native American" on my list of ethnicities I've farked. Only cost me a lucrative sales position and had me at odds with my family because I was fond of her. She literally runs when I see her now, and I have no idea why. I don't wish her any ill, I just wish she'd pull her head out of her ass and the needle out of her arm and go take care of the farking kids she spawned. If I wanted to hurt her... well I know which homeless camp she stays in and periodically ask the few decent people we mutually know how she's doing.[/csb]

I hate juggalo. I hate the music, I hate the "subculture". I was a cast-off from society, I hate people like a bastard. I'm also extremely polite and well mannered and avoid conflict at all costs. I  can defend myself, I will get as violent as the situation calls for, I've buried ...


Oh, come on Johnny - don't sugarcoat it, tell us how you really feel.

I keed, I keed. Sounds like you've been through some rough shiat.
 
2014-07-25 12:43:55 AM  

JonnyBlack: Boo_Guy: Juggalo strippers?

*shudders*
[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 300x397]

That's pretty much the truth. Juggalettes tend to be fat for some damn reason.

[csb] I stupidly screwed one awhile ago, she piqued my interest by showing a cursory understanding of "ceremonial magick" while we were speaking. I don't bring it up normally(it's a very private thing to me... first clue she was off), but she seemed to grasp the basics and... well, that's kind of attractive. Until I realized she was just a delusional meth addict(I consider it a form of self-therapy, she actually left a bloodied stuffed animal I'd given her on my doorstep after we split and seemed surprised I wasn't dead a few weeks later.). Lost ~$4000 dollars of my product and still need to get checked for STIs since that encounter. Call me an asshole, but I realized the older woman I was screwing was also screwing everything that showed interest in me and coming back to my bed. Christ, I actually get violent now if someone is stupid enough to drag meth into my home. That's all past now. I should probably mention I was a raging alcoholic at the time.

On a plus note, if I was that kind of guy I could cross off "Native American" on my list of ethnicities I've farked. Only cost me a lucrative sales position and had me at odds with my family because I was fond of her. She literally runs when I see her now, and I have no idea why. I don't wish her any ill, I just wish she'd pull her head out of her ass and the needle out of her arm and go take care of the farking kids she spawned. If I wanted to hurt her... well I know which homeless camp she stays in and periodically ask the few decent people we mutually know how she's doing.[/csb]

I hate juggalo. I hate the music, I hate the "subculture". I was a cast-off from society, I hate people like a bastard. I'm also extremely polite and well mannered and avoid conflict at all costs. I  can defend myself, I will get as violent as the situation calls for, I've buried ...


Is your handle a Pro-Pain reference?
 
2014-07-25 12:44:27 AM  
Hope no one there is preggers

robertlindsay.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-25 12:53:09 AM  
Can you get Hepatitis from reading a Fark headline? I feel like I need a shower after reading that sentence.
 
ecl
2014-07-25 01:05:32 AM  
Transvestites prefer the term transformer I'm sure.  GG.
 
2014-07-25 01:08:00 AM  
I'm sure things will start out fun until someone asks "HEY!  How do magnets work?"
....And that's when the shiat gets real real real stoopid.
 
2014-07-25 01:18:54 AM  
The music sucks and their fans are human trash. Never met a juggalo who wasn't trashy, annoying and stupid.
 
2014-07-25 01:35:14 AM  
The only good thing about Juggalos is the Workaholics episode
 
2014-07-25 01:43:27 AM  

ecl: Transvestites prefer the term transformer I'm sure.  GG.


Didn't get any bites the first time so you thought you'd try again?  Guess we're just used to a better quality of troll around here.  Keep practicing, though, I'm sure you'll get there eventually.
 
ecl
2014-07-25 01:50:47 AM  

timujin: ecl: Transvestites prefer the term transformer I'm sure.  GG.

Didn't get any bites the first time so you thought you'd try again?  Guess we're just used to a better quality of troll around here.  Keep practicing, though, I'm sure you'll get there eventually.


I'm just saying it's silly to censor that word by changing it to transformer...

Sorry if my joke about the picture offended your delicate sensibilities,
 
2014-07-25 01:52:09 AM  
38.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-25 01:54:53 AM  

JonnyBlack: I stupidly screwed one awhile ago, she piqued my interest by showing a cursory understanding of "ceremonial magick"


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