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(Deadspin)   Chuck Knoblauch's inductions into the Twins Hall of Fame canceled after he's arrested for beating up his ex-wife. Too bad you didn't play in the NFL, dude   (deadspin.com) divider line 39
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2014-07-24 08:37:29 PM  
I guess he didn't just try throwing a baseball at her
 
2014-07-24 08:58:58 PM  
If only she had dressed like a first baseman. Then he wouldn't have been able to hit her at all.
 
2014-07-24 09:10:03 PM  
First two posts have closed down the thread. Good night all.
 
2014-07-24 09:13:13 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: If only she had dressed like a first baseman. Then he wouldn't have been able to hit her at all.


Why yes, that is the way I remember him.
 
2014-07-24 10:11:31 PM  
Didn't Kirby Puckett do the same thing and he got in?
 
2014-07-24 10:16:48 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Didn't Kirby Puckett do the same thing and he got in?


And he never saw it coming.
 
2014-07-24 10:19:30 PM  
Guess he figured out what to do with his hands after all
 
2014-07-24 10:24:57 PM  
How many inductions to the Twins Hall of Fame was he supposed to get?
 
2014-07-24 10:29:15 PM  
The Humidifiertm is an effective change up but it's Hell on the elbow.  Young players...and wives... should avoid it.
 
2014-07-24 10:32:06 PM  
That's a lot of cheeseburgers, Knobby.
 
2014-07-24 10:34:45 PM  
Do submitters get special Fark Points for getting smart or funny clicks on their posts?  If so, I've handed them out like candy in this thread.
 
2014-07-24 10:39:03 PM  

LessO2: How many inductions to the Twins Hall of Fame was he supposed to get?


Twins
 
2014-07-24 10:41:41 PM  
Something, something...Derek Jeter gift basket...
 
2014-07-24 10:51:54 PM  
Awkward...
 
2014-07-24 10:54:43 PM  
biatch cared about a sick kid.
/ he looks fat.
 
2014-07-24 10:55:34 PM  
Keith Olbermann's mom relieved.
 
2014-07-24 11:01:00 PM  
since it didn't make it as a submitted headline, i'll leave it here:

Chuck Knoblauch throws away chance to be inducted to Twins Hall of Fame. Seems accurate
 
2014-07-24 11:08:16 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Didn't Kirby Puckett do the same thing and he got in?


No. Some woman accused him of trying to rape her in a bar bathroom, which was quickly proven to be false.

Anyway, it sounds like Chuck Kno(cked) her Blauch off.
 
2014-07-24 11:30:27 PM  

ongbok: The Googles Do Nothing: Didn't Kirby Puckett do the same thing and he got in?

No. Some woman accused him of trying to rape her in a bar bathroom, which was quickly proven to be false.

Anyway, it sounds like Chuck Kno(cked) her Blauch off.


Puckett was accused of domestic abuse by his ex-wife.
 
2014-07-24 11:38:41 PM  
Did Chuck Knoblauch invent a male chastity belt?
 
2014-07-25 12:20:59 AM  
Is it just me, or does bad luck seem to follow around the '91 Twins team?  As a Braves fan STILL bitter over this play I'm trying to feel bad, but its hard.
 
2014-07-25 12:21:57 AM  
37.media.tumblr.com

SHUT YOUR DIRTY LITTLE MOUTH!
 
2014-07-25 12:42:31 AM  

Insurgent: SHUT YOUR DIRTY LITTLE MOUTH!


www.depressedfan.com
Don't look at me, look at him!
 
2014-07-25 01:01:31 AM  

SurfaceTension: I guess he didn't just try throwing a baseball at her


Adolf Oliver Nipples: If only she had dressed like a first baseman. Then he wouldn't have been able to hit her at all.


You magnificent bastards.
 
2014-07-25 02:31:06 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Didn't Kirby Puckett do the same thing and he got in?


There is probably some kind of Stat/Scumbag scale and Kirby was def.a bigger star.
 
2014-07-25 02:38:27 AM  

bluorangefyre: Is it just me, or does bad luck seem to follow around the '91 Twins team?  As a Braves fan STILL bitter over this play I'm trying to feel bad, but its hard.


...and the bitter lament of a spoiled rotten fan falls on deaf ears. You don't know what pain is.
 
2014-07-25 03:11:21 AM  
So, anyone else trying to get inducted needs to note that abusing one wife is OK and still ignored, but that second one will keep you out.
 
2014-07-25 05:16:20 AM  

bingethinker: Did Chuck Knoblauch invent a male chastity belt?


Winner.
 
2014-07-25 06:03:15 AM  
 
2014-07-25 06:59:39 AM  

bingethinker: Did Chuck Knoblauch invent a male chastity belt?


No, he invented the disposable male chastity belt.
 
2014-07-25 07:27:21 AM  
and they say he couldn't throw the knuckle...
 
2014-07-25 08:22:11 AM  

bluorangefyre: Is it just me, or does bad luck seem to follow around the '91 Twins team?  As a Braves fan STILL bitter over this play I'm trying to feel bad, but its hard.


You do realize half the people in this thread won't care about your team's plight after they've since won a WS, and the rest think your team's fan base is a bunch of whiners who don't have the first clue about bitterness?
 
2014-07-25 08:50:05 AM  
espn.go.com

Worst out call in MLB history?  This guy had the balls to stand up after the game and say he tagged him.
 
2014-07-25 11:16:16 AM  

bluorangefyre: Is it just me, or does bad luck seem to follow around the '91 Twins team?  As a Braves fan STILL bitter over this play I'm trying to feel bad, but its hard.


It has been 23 years since a Minnesota team won a mens professional championship.

So your pain makes me feel stronger.

/stupid Vikings
 
2014-07-25 12:06:11 PM  
Has he been spending time in the Prince Fielder off-season nutritional resort?
 
2014-07-25 12:13:53 PM  
We're gonna win Twins,
We're gonna score.
We're gonna win Twins,
Watch that baseball soar!
Knock out a home run
Shout a hip hooray!
Cheer for the Minnesota Twins today!

/sigh
//At least I have my Homer Hankys from '87 and '91 to remember good times.
 
2014-07-25 12:26:23 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: bluorangefyre: Is it just me, or does bad luck seem to follow around the '91 Twins team?  As a Braves fan STILL bitter over this play I'm trying to feel bad, but its hard.

It has been 23 years since a Minnesota team won a mens professional championship.

So your pain makes me feel stronger.

/stupid Vikings


What the fark, 1991.

Who puts glass up above the fence?  Were fans getting killed by home runs?  Did someone mistakenly think this was hockey?
 
2014-07-25 12:47:37 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Didn't Kirby Puckett do the same thing and he got in?


He raped women and beat them so twins fans love him
 
2014-07-25 06:58:54 PM  
Shame he didn't miss like so many of his throws to first.

Jackass.
 
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