Dear Whining In Printville:I am morbidly jolly but am the undisputed Queen of advice. The last person that disagreed with me was found crushed by a roadside off of I-35. I had nothing to do with it. Everybody knows Debbie Reynolds is the Dane Cook of columnists but give her a break.Rather than go on and on about how pathetic your whining about an octogenarian is, I had my friend little Billy Keane put my advice to you in a cartoon form.Here it is Toots. Maybe you can read between the lines and stop looking like you're sucking on lemons.
brap: Candygram4Mongo: DD
Hoopy Frood: Pretty strong accusation for someone who stole the title of a Beatles song to get page clicks, isn't it, "Prudence"?
Danger Avoid Death: Every Fark thread on advice columns needs these two things:[www.islandmix.com image 850x637][www.pcreview.co.uk image 735x529]
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