BizarreMan: How much do we bet that cards will be coming in for the next 20 years?
Slackfumasta: BizarreMan: How much do we bet that cards will be coming in for the next 20 years?I wouldn't take that bet, it's not likely he lives longer than another 18 months.
Cerebral Ballsy: Man, people are really fond of doing useless shiat to feel useful./fund cancer research, dumbasses
IlGreven: Craig Shergold will tell him that this isn't the end. He knows that this kid will only get more and more cards. Cards of all kinds: Birthday, Anniversary, Business, Playing, Magic (and probably crappy lands and 10 cent rares no one plays with, too). They'll swamp him. They'll destroy his family. No matter where they move, they'll Just. Keep. Coming. This kid has opened a can of worms he can never put back, and it will haunt him for the rest of his miserable life.
FarkingReading: Slackfumasta: BizarreMan: How much do we bet that cards will be coming in for the next 20 years?I wouldn't take that bet, it's not likely he lives longer than another 18 months.And every card that comes in (by the hundreds per day) as the legend lives for decades in forwarded emails and erroneous interweb postings will be a torturous reminder for his parents as they ponder the pain they endured as their boy slipped away.Or each one will be a joyous celebration as they know an entire country has taken turns for countless years thinking of their boy, caring about him, and hoping their card is the one that brings peace to someone.Either way.Or a little of both.But those cards are going to keep coming no matter what.
GoldDude: Follow-up story, the whole cancer thing is a hoax, his Mom works at Hallmark and was brainstorming about ideas how to increase birthday card sales.
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