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(Fox News)   Is Michelle Obama using the National Science Foundation to deploy robots into Americans' homes to monitor the federal government's dietary and exercise mandates?   (foxnews.com) divider line 120
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2014-07-24 03:46:00 PM  
...no?
 
2014-07-24 04:04:33 PM  
Are we just asking questions here?
 
2014-07-24 04:07:54 PM  
Let's see what Yale University has to say

/and look! That story is from April 2012!
//f*ckwits
 
2014-07-24 04:33:42 PM  
oh look.  they got the information the unbiased news source Washington Free Beacon...
 
2014-07-24 04:35:59 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: /and look! That story is from April 2012!


That only means that she's been at it for over two years. Who knows how far she's gotten.
 
2014-07-24 05:03:19 PM  
He did try to warn us.

oi60.tinypic.com
 
2014-07-24 05:38:44 PM  
fta: "critical societal problems."

Otherwise known as, "lazy-ass parenting".
 
2014-07-24 05:39:58 PM  
Comments are currently closed for this article

Awww, of all the articles
 
2014-07-24 05:40:04 PM  
Scary to your paranoia subby?  Or scary that dumbasses will eat this up and FW:FW:FW: everyone they know?
 
2014-07-24 05:40:49 PM  
She's SUPPOSED to do that. It's right there in the Constitution.
 
2014-07-24 05:41:07 PM  
While both of those are excellent daily practices, it's a shame there isn't a human around to do this. I got my son covered -

I take care of my kids!  - Chris Rock
 
2014-07-24 05:42:02 PM  
It's called the Fabot Directive.
 
2014-07-24 05:43:20 PM  
Why is this under their 'Politics' tab?

/just asking questions
 
2014-07-24 05:43:42 PM  
Did someone say that Washington has free bacon?
 
2014-07-24 05:44:31 PM  
I goddamn well hope so! Screw all you fatties.
 
2014-07-24 05:45:17 PM  
I can't think of a better use for dietary / exercise monitoring robots. Can you?
 
2014-07-24 05:45:31 PM  
Dude, I wouldn't even be mad if she managed to pull that off. That's just amazing.
 
2014-07-24 05:49:27 PM  
Didn't she also say something about letting us all eat cake?
 
2014-07-24 05:49:39 PM  
If not she should.  Think of all the jobs created for people getting to manufacture, install and maintain the devices.  Not to mention those that would have to pour over the information looking for infractions.  Frankly installing monitoring devices could be the best thing to happen to the American people.
 
2014-07-24 05:49:57 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: While both of those are excellent daily practices, it's a shame there isn't a human around to do this. I got my son covered -

I take care of my kids!  - Chris Rock


You're supposed to!
 
Ehh
2014-07-24 05:50:09 PM  
That Winston Smith dude, however, still won't apply himself and learn to touch his toes without bending his knees.
 
2014-07-24 05:50:47 PM  
scienceblogs.com

Honey, show us on the doll where the robot touched you.

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-24 05:52:02 PM  
What KIND of robot?

The kind that cleans?
i.i.cbsi.com

The kind that questions your robotness?
i1.ytimg.com

The kind with machine-gun nipples?
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-07-24 05:53:20 PM  

bobothemagnificent: Didn't she also say something about letting us all eat cake?


*Snicker*
 
2014-07-24 05:53:47 PM  

loveblondieo: He did try to warn us.


Thank you!
 
2014-07-24 05:56:46 PM  
she still hasn't gotten obama to lend her some bacon passing drones yet
 
2014-07-24 05:57:18 PM  
Robots Helping Kids or, A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer
 
2014-07-24 05:57:27 PM  
If corporations are now people, and robots are representatives of the corporation, then doesn't it stand to reason that robots should be afforded constitutional protections?
 
2014-07-24 05:57:56 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: The kind that questions your robotness?



*Applause*
 
2014-07-24 05:58:17 PM  
$10 million for electronic bilingual personal trainers for kids? So, they're buying Kinects and or Wiis?
 
2014-07-24 05:58:22 PM  
i.imgur.com

wanted for questioning.
 
2014-07-24 05:58:33 PM  
Why is her majesty doing anything? (The following reasoning applies to that whack job Nancy, the white haired Bush and the mom of the hot twins Bush, and that guy Bill married too)

First Ladies are not elected. It's not even a constitutional title, let alone office. It's absurd that being married to the president had turned into a political tool and that we have to fun these idiots. From just say no to just say no transfat, it's all unconstitutonal and it's all preposterous.
 
2014-07-24 05:59:36 PM  
Well, that was $10 mil well spent.
 
2014-07-24 05:59:41 PM  
i.imgur.com

Drop and give me 15 pushups. You have 20 seconds to comply.
 
2014-07-24 06:00:16 PM  
Probably. That seems like the sort of thing the wife of an ineffectual atheist fascist muslin-in-chief would do.
 
2014-07-24 06:01:04 PM  

Persnickety: wanted for questioning.


Loved that album as a kid. Never realized how wasist the robots were.
 
2014-07-24 06:01:22 PM  
I hope so.

/DNRTFA
 
2014-07-24 06:01:54 PM  
Since our children's obesity rate is declining, I say Domo Arigato, Mrs Fartbongo
 
2014-07-24 06:02:47 PM  
I love how half the headlines on Fox are always questions. Fox's "bad reporting and libel shield" methodology.
 
2014-07-24 06:02:55 PM  
You'll get over it.
 
2014-07-24 06:03:16 PM  
Seems legit
o.onionstatic.com
 
2014-07-24 06:03:17 PM  

Whatthefark: Drop and give me 15 pushups. You have 20 seconds to comply.


*golf clap*
 
2014-07-24 06:06:17 PM  
Study it out, or unskew the numbers, whatever you have to do, sheeple: Old Glory Insurance is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Obamacare.

Checkmate, libtardos.
 
2014-07-24 06:07:21 PM  
I don't know why this is a surprise. It is right there in the Liberal Manifesto. Robot Overlords.
 
2014-07-24 06:08:30 PM  

nickdaisy: Why is her majesty doing anything? (The following reasoning applies to that whack job Nancy, the white haired Bush and the mom of the hot twins Bush, and that guy Bill married too)

First Ladies are not elected. It's not even a constitutional title, let alone office. It's absurd that being married to the president had turned into a political tool and that we have to fun these idiots. From just say no to just say no transfat, it's all unconstitutonal and it's all preposterous.


You should switch to decaf.
 
2014-07-24 06:09:30 PM  
What teabaggers think these robots are like:

www.stanwinstonschool.com

What they're actually like:

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-07-24 06:13:04 PM  
Is there anyone else out there that wishes Michelle would just give it up already?  There are a few rules I follow in life:
1.  I don't take money advice from broke people.
2.  I don't take parenting advice from people with kids in prison or drug rehab.
3.  I don't take diet advice from people with an ass a yard wide.

Michelle is the broad who married the guy who got elected President.  She doesn't have a job title and doesn't have jack to do with how the government runs anything.
 
2014-07-24 06:14:12 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: What teabaggers think these robots are like:

[www.stanwinstonschool.com image 536x800]

What they're actually like:

[s3.amazonaws.com image 640x430]


lol- I can hear it now:

"Excuse me, um, Begging your pardon, but don't you believe you've had enough chocolate ice cream? That would make your 3rd helping today. Perhaps we should go for a light walk? What are you doing with that crowbar? Lifting weights? Wait, no, please put that down- AUUGGHHH- please stop- AUUGGHH"
 
2014-07-24 06:14:34 PM  
My gut is telling me, yes.

/Be thankful that it's only monitoring
//For now
///Mandatory FEMA Fat Camps
//I've said too much
/someone's at the d
 
2014-07-24 06:17:11 PM  

mrmopar5287: Is there anyone else out there that wishes Michelle would just give it up already?  There are a few rules I follow in life:
1.  I don't take money advice from broke people.
2.  I don't take parenting advice from people with kids in prison or drug rehab.
3.  I don't take diet advice from people with an ass a yard wide.

Michelle is the broad who married the guy who got elected President.  She doesn't have a job title and doesn't have jack to do with how the government runs anything.


You should also pour from the pot with the orange handle.
 
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