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2014-07-24 03:51:07 PM  
Of course people are nice to him, he's the size of an eight-year old. Who can be mean to a child...
 
2014-07-24 04:04:12 PM  
If you scroll down the link headline says "lonely guy turns showerhead into girlfriend", now I understand how a showerhead can be a boyfriend but not a girlfriend
 
2014-07-24 05:34:58 PM  

plushpuppy: If you scroll down the link headline says "lonely guy turns showerhead into girlfriend", now I understand how a showerhead can be a boyfriend but not a girlfriend


It's pretty disturbing. She vomits water at you and has dead eyes.
 
2014-07-24 07:15:24 PM  
Well, you don't wanna make him angry.  You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
 
2014-07-24 07:26:08 PM  

T.rex: Well, you don't wanna make him angry.  You wouldn't like him when he's angry.


he's always angry.
 
2014-07-24 07:28:51 PM  
With small stature comes small responsibility.

/Excelience!
 
2014-07-24 07:34:10 PM  
Magic is real. Protect yourself.
 
2014-07-24 07:40:39 PM  
Who?
 
2014-07-24 07:44:05 PM  
 
2014-07-24 07:55:08 PM  
I can be mean to him, If I saw him I'd tell him "your brain cancer is coming back and you'll be dead in two years"
 
2014-07-24 08:10:17 PM  

PhiloeBedoe: Of course people are nice to him, he's the size of an eight-year old. Who can be mean to a child...



Google says he's 5'8". That isn't short.

Right?


hello?
 
2014-07-24 08:17:59 PM  

PhiloeBedoe: Of course people are nice to him, he's the size of an eight-year old. Who can be mean to a child...


www.papermag.com
 
2014-07-24 08:22:20 PM  

borg: I can be mean to him, If I saw him I'd tell him "your brain cancer is coming back and you'll be dead in two years"


He didn't have brain cancer.  He had a benign tumor called an acoustic neuroma.  I suppose you could use that as a wish, but that's on you.  This way, at least, you have accurate information.

/my wife had one too
//nearly destroyed her life
///unlikely to come back
////i suppose that depresses you
 
2014-07-24 09:04:34 PM  

farkMcFark: PhiloeBedoe: Of course people are nice to him, he's the size of an eight-year old. Who can be mean to a child...


Google says he's 5'8". That isn't short.


Google says a lotta sh*t...
 
2014-07-24 09:16:50 PM  

farkMcFark: PhiloeBedoe: Of course people are nice to him, he's the size of an eight-year old. Who can be mean to a child...


Google says he's 5'8". That isn't short.

Right?


hello?


It's slightly below average for American men, for whom the average height is 5'9". For reference, the average Dutchman is 6'1". But, the average Dutch woman is 5'7", so you have that going for you.

/Dutch people are tall.
//And they like bicycles.
///Plus they gave the world Ancilla Tilia.
 
2014-07-24 09:23:13 PM  
Ruffalo ruffalo Ruffalo ruffalo ruffalo ruffalo Ruffalo ruffalo.
 
2014-07-24 09:36:51 PM  

farkMcFark: PhiloeBedoe: Of course people are nice to him, he's the size of an eight-year old. Who can be mean to a child...


Google says he's 5'8". That isn't short.

Right?


hello?


Not for a woman.
 
2014-07-24 10:21:32 PM  

LectertheChef: farkMcFark: PhiloeBedoe: Of course people are nice to him, he's the size of an eight-year old. Who can be mean to a child...


Google says he's 5'8". That isn't short.

Right?


hello?

It's slightly below average for American men, for whom the average height is 5'9". For reference, the average Dutchman is 6'1". But, the average Dutch woman is 5'7", so you have that going for you.

/Dutch people are tall.
//And they like bicycles.
///Plus they gave the world Ancilla Tilia.


I'm 6'2" and I have a forty-seven inch penis. fark the Dutch.
 
Slu
2014-07-24 10:35:10 PM  
Eternal Sunshine is a great movie.
 
2014-07-25 01:00:45 AM  

farkMcFark: Google says he's 5'8". That isn't short.

Right?


hello?


5'8" is not short. At least, that's what I tell myself at night.

/I couldn't have been at least 5'10" like my dad, noooo
//At least I'm relatively good looking and not fat
 
2014-07-25 02:42:08 AM  
Too bad he seems to be an attention whoring political douche.

He's a decent Banner, though. Not quite physically what Banner should be, but okay nonetheless.
 
2014-07-25 02:45:20 AM  

robohobo: Too bad he seems to be an attention whoring political douche.


img.fark.net
 
2014-07-25 08:43:07 AM  

Slu: Eternal Sunshine is a great movie.


So is Zodiac.
 
2014-07-25 09:00:37 AM  

jayfurr: I'm 6'2" and I have a forty-seven inch penis. fark the Dutch.


I'm not one to tell you who to love, but you should try some of the other nationalities some time.
 
2014-07-25 09:03:27 AM  

EyeballKid: jayfurr: I'm 6'2" and I have a forty-seven inch penis. fark the Dutch.

I'm not one to tell you who to love, but you should try some of the other nationalities some time.


I'd love to have some Dutch.. Sharon den Adal, Simone Simons.. perhaps some Floor Jansen, or Charlotte Wessels..
 
2014-07-25 09:07:53 AM  
Can I just say that "Now You See Me" was a terrible movie that jerked the audience around?

/leaving thread now.
 
2014-07-25 10:44:35 AM  
Yeah, physically he's "eh" for Banner -- got the small and unassuming down, but he could be reedier. He nailed the actual performance, though, and nobody expected Tony Stark to be 5'10"-ish with big dewy anime eyes until Downey made the role his biatch. (Downey's like 5'7" on a good day, but between camera trickery and the go-go boots he wears for his scenes with Evans and Paltrow, Tony is canonically a bit taller.)

And everyone I've heard who's met Ruffalo has said for all his political, er, "passion," he really is a complete teddy bear of a dude to meet.


/they're making Comic Stark more like Movie Stark by the month
//cool with me
///Comic Stark is kind of a bastard
 
2014-07-25 03:15:33 PM  
I would love to chill with that guy.  He seems nice and cuddly.

\I'd really like to cuddle with him.
 
2014-07-25 05:11:04 PM  

robohobo: Too bad he seems to be an attention whoring political douche.

He's a decent Banner, though. Not quite physically what Banner should be, but okay nonetheless.


Naw. Glenn Beck and Bill Maher are attention whoring political douches. He is just overly "enthusiastic" about certain causes.

And I think the "thin, reedy scientist" is a bit cliché.
 
2014-07-25 09:26:33 PM  
 
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