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(SeattlePI)   Please note: there are several useful things one can say when running into a convenience store while billowing smoke and flames, but "I'm on fire" is really just stating the obvious   (seattlepi.com) divider line 37
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2014-07-24 02:46:34 PM  
Bruce Springsteen was just giving an impromptu concert.
 
2014-07-24 02:54:41 PM  
How can he sleep while his bed is burning?

/had to
 
2014-07-24 03:41:52 PM  
I prefer, "Mind if I smoke?".
 
2014-07-24 03:44:03 PM  
Adds a new meaning to *she burned me*!
 
2014-07-24 03:45:15 PM  
Light 'em up up up
Light 'em up up up
Light 'em up up up

I'M ON FIRE!!!!
 
2014-07-24 03:46:18 PM  
Dante hicks?
 
2014-07-24 03:46:29 PM  
I blame the Crazy World of Arthur Brown
 
2014-07-24 03:47:24 PM  
 
2014-07-24 03:48:26 PM  
I see the latest cheap and easy way to get a green light is to demonstrate one's utter lack of reading comprehension. It used to be easier just slapping in a typo.
 
2014-07-24 03:49:59 PM  

JoieD'Zen: How can he sleep while his bed is burning?

/had to


If you didn't I would've been mad.
 
2014-07-24 03:50:50 PM  
 
2014-07-24 03:51:18 PM  
That's right up the road... huh. You'd think all the weed would calm people down.
 
2014-07-24 03:51:24 PM  
Why did I move to South Seattle.....
 
2014-07-24 03:52:34 PM  
"Investigators said Hedman used that same store to purchase the fuel earlier in the day."

Why did this matter?
 
2014-07-24 03:54:25 PM  
31.media.tumblr.com
leaps to mind.
 
2014-07-24 03:54:52 PM  
He always wanted to be a fireman.
 
2014-07-24 03:55:35 PM  

Fark Offten: "Investigators said Hedman used that same store to purchase the fuel earlier in the day."

Why did this matter?


Premeditation. She went and bought fuel specifically to toss on him.
 
2014-07-24 03:57:11 PM  
You can shake hands and invite them in for a cigar.
trendspig.com
 
2014-07-24 03:58:03 PM  

ReverendJynxed: Fark Offten: "Investigators said Hedman used that same store to purchase the fuel earlier in the day."

Why did this matter?

Premeditation. She went and bought fuel specifically to toss on him.


Ohhhhhhhhhh. I thought he was going back to complain.
 
2014-07-24 04:01:41 PM  

Fark Offten: ReverendJynxed: Fark Offten: "Investigators said Hedman used that same store to purchase the fuel earlier in the day."

Why did this matter?

Premeditation. She went and bought fuel specifically to toss on him.

Ohhhhhhhhhh. I thought he was going back to complain.


Nah, the fire worked as intended so no complaints. He did need to buy some ice though.
 
2014-07-24 04:08:53 PM  
tribkcpq.files.wordpress.com
/booking photo
/he's better off
 
2014-07-24 04:12:47 PM  
It's always "Me, me, me!"

Help "Me"
Put "Me" out
"I'M" on fire
 
2014-07-24 04:15:31 PM  
Stop, drop and roll.  Also, keep a fire extinguisher around.  (Not that this is what I'd anticipate needing one for.)
 
2014-07-24 04:19:30 PM  
If "Hurt her daughter" means what I'm afraid it means I think she went easy on him.
 
2014-07-24 04:23:12 PM  
Fire - exclamation mark - fire - exclamation mark - help me - exclamation mark. 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you.
 
2014-07-24 05:10:41 PM  
Is it hot outside, or is it just me?
 
2014-07-24 05:12:05 PM  
Uh .. first he was set on fire in a bed then he was in a convenience store .. uh ..
 
2014-07-24 05:13:01 PM  
"Extiiiiiiiinnnnguish meeeee!"
 
2014-07-24 05:25:47 PM  
"boomshakalaka"?
 
2014-07-24 06:04:23 PM  
He really should have stopped to think of something a little more clever.
 
2014-07-24 06:43:57 PM  
"The victim then made his way to the convenience store where he collapsed "

Wouldn't the shower have been a better idea?
 
2014-07-24 07:05:17 PM  

StokeyBob: I prefer, "Mind if I smoke?".


I don't care if you burn...
 
2014-07-24 07:43:23 PM  

caddisfly: [tribkcpq.files.wordpress.com image 383x507]
/booking photo
/he's better off


darkdimensions.ca
My god, it's an uncanny resemblance!
 
2014-07-24 09:54:01 PM  

caddisfly: [tribkcpq.files.wordpress.com image 383x507]
/booking photo
/he's better off


Man!  As if having to look at that face everyday isn't punishment enough.
 
2014-07-24 09:58:16 PM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-07-24 10:58:51 PM  

Prince George: If "Hurt her daughter" means what I'm afraid it means I think she went easy on him.


Or she could just be using a knee-jerk accusation to redirect guilt on her husband. We don't know.
What we do know is that the only person acting in a disturbing manner in this article is the wife.
 
2014-07-25 12:40:41 AM  
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