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(TMZ)   Breaking News: Beiber is still a huge D-Bag   (tmz.com) divider line 50
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2014-07-24 01:15:44 PM  
Canadians, on behalf of the United States, I would once again like to propose that we trade Justin Bieber back to you in exchange for Rob Ford.
 
2014-07-24 01:23:11 PM  
I've taken my brother's wheel chair once or twice to go to the mall... you know as a social experiment. Don't worry... I didn't strand him. He has one of those motor scooters too... which he never lets me use! Disabled siblings get all the good sh*t!
 
2014-07-24 01:24:33 PM  

bluorangefyre: Canadians, on behalf of the United States, I would once again like to propose that we trade Justin Bieber back to you in exchange for Rob Ford.


Forget it. I've been trying to get them to take back Pam Anderson for years.

"No returns. You break it you bought it."

F*cking snowbacks.
 
2014-07-24 02:50:34 PM  
"I love how he just pretended to be a normal person..."

That was cruel enough you farking prick.
 
2014-07-24 02:56:57 PM  
For inflicting, This Douche, Celine Dion, William Shatner and Pamela Anderson on us the United States is entitled to annex the Canadian province of our choice as compensation.
 
2014-07-24 03:14:11 PM  
That's quite a hat, maybe it will catch on.
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-24 03:21:13 PM  

Delawheredad: For inflicting, This Douche, Celine Dion, William Shatner and Pamela Anderson on us the United States is entitled to annex the Canadian province of our choice as compensation.


Wait, wait, you had me until you added The Shat.

Now had you said, you can take Celine Dion but we keep Shania Twain...
 
2014-07-24 03:21:50 PM  
Apparently his lawyers tried to fight for his right to party in court, but judge said he should do it somewhere else
 
2014-07-24 03:24:48 PM  

Delawheredad: For inflicting, This Douche, Celine Dion, William Shatner and Pamela Anderson on us the United States is entitled to annex the Canadian province of our choice as compensation.


You shut your whore mouth!
 
2014-07-24 03:32:19 PM  
Wait a minute, we can all ignore her.

/No this is not posted in the wrong thread.
 
2014-07-24 03:36:47 PM  

timujin: Delawheredad: For inflicting, This Douche, Celine Dion, William Shatner and Pamela Anderson on us the United States is entitled to annex the Canadian province of our choice as compensation.

You shut your whore mouth!


Fine.....take back Hayden Christensen and Seth Rogan
 
2014-07-24 03:38:45 PM  
I still am hoping Bieber tries to sucker punch a UFC fighter, especially Cain Velasquez. That would be pretty awesome
 
2014-07-24 03:38:52 PM  

bluorangefyre: Canadians, on behalf of the United States, I would once again like to propose that we trade Justin Bieber back to you in exchange for Rob Ford.


Would we have to retain Ford as a Mayor of a major city? Because he is a national treasure to just have around, as long as he is not making actual decisions.
 
2014-07-24 03:39:44 PM  
Why not jsut have a guy carry him like on the great wall
 
2014-07-24 03:40:24 PM  
Celebs don't need to fake injuries to get to the front of the line. They get brought in through the exit/back routes for instant boarding. Everone else can fake it to try to cut in.
 
2014-07-24 03:41:50 PM  
christinandhermandolin.files.wordpress.com

Been done

/yes, I know Charlie needed the wheelchair, but couldn't find a picture of Frank
//so I picked Vietnam Charlie
///cause he's seen things
 
2014-07-24 03:43:18 PM  

Delawheredad: For inflicting, This Douche, Celine Dion, William Shatner and Pamela Anderson on us the United States is entitled to annex the Canadian province of our choice as compensation.


Take Quebec, all the crazy of Florida with French
 
2014-07-24 03:43:51 PM  

machoprogrammer: I still am hoping Bieber tries to sucker punch a UFC fighter, especially Cain Velasquez. That would be pretty awesome


I'd like to see him try to sucker punch Ronda Rousey. It would be fun to see Bieber get his ass kicked, but having it done by a woman would make it so much funnier.
 
2014-07-24 03:44:29 PM  
Another catastrophe that lies squarely at the feet of women. Yes, insipid, stupid, horny females are to blame for this imbecile's success.
 
2014-07-24 03:48:30 PM  

Atomic Spunk: machoprogrammer: I still am hoping Bieber tries to sucker punch a UFC fighter, especially Cain Velasquez. That would be pretty awesome

I'd like to see him try to sucker punch Ronda Rousey. It would be fun to see Bieber get his ass kicked, but having it done by a woman would make it so much funnier.


He tries to sucker punch Ronda, who in turn takes his arm home as her latest souvenir.

Heh.
 
2014-07-24 03:48:32 PM  

Delawheredad: For inflicting, This Douche, Celine Dion, William Shatner and Pamela Anderson on us the United States is entitled to annex the Canadian province of our choice as compensation.


BritishAmerican Columbia.
 
2014-07-24 03:48:57 PM  
Too bad he didnt lose his finger tips on the pirates ride.
 
2014-07-24 03:49:33 PM  

Bslim: Another catastrophe that lies squarely at the feet of women. Yes, insipid, stupid, horny females are to blame for this imbecile's success.


Not all women, just the tweens/teens.

Lot more fish in the sea ladies, and they're nicer than this assclown.
 
2014-07-24 04:02:52 PM  
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I'd like to see Bieber give Vladimir Putin the gift of a chocolate revolver. And since Putin's so busy, Bieber would probably have to run up to him and hand it to him.
 
2014-07-24 04:03:44 PM  
On a Tim Allen stand up special... yes... I watched a Tim Allen comedy special... stop looking at me like that!  Anyways, in this stand up Tim talks about being a star and its perks.  He was saying how bizarre it is knowing what "normal" life is like.  He had some joke about how people would literally wipe your ass if you asked them.

Seems like Bieber has lived this full star treatment for a long time.  I am never surprised or upset that a celeb is a total d-bag.  Everyone around them kisses their ass all day.  I am more upset at the people that push Bieber around on a stroller all day.  I guess if the money is good but I doubt any of them really get paid THAT well.
 
2014-07-24 04:32:46 PM  
Staff has now informed me of what a Bieber is.

I'm only left with more questions.
 
2014-07-24 04:37:06 PM  
Ok, so the douche has an injured knee from playing basketball. Fine. Sometimes he needs to sit down to rest it. No biggie. Why the fark does he need a gortdamn wheelchair? What a farking pussy.
 
2014-07-24 05:18:22 PM  
So someone taking a picture of him resting in wheelchair is Fark-worthy now?
 
2014-07-24 05:26:10 PM  
Using a wheel chair is a douchey move, but I get the impression celebs cut in line at Disney all the time.

CSB

I was a young teenager at Disney World waiting in line for Mr. Toad's Wild Ride or some shiat like that and it was about a 45 minute wait.  Suddenly people in line started talking and pointing at this guy.  Look, it's Richie Cunningham.  No, it's Opie!  And sure enough, Ron Howard was there cutting in line.  He wore a hat and sunglasses and held a young child close to his face.  He was trying to be incognito, but we all recognized that bastard.

I'm sure Sheriff Andy Taylor would have told him to wait in line like all the other peons who had paid a half a year's salary to go to Disney World.  And yet, I don't hate Ron Howard.  Maybe it's because he didn't use a wheelchair when he wasn't crippled.
 
2014-07-24 05:52:39 PM  

ConConHead: Celebs don't need to fake injuries to get to the front of the line. They get brought in through the exit/back routes for instant boarding. Everone else can fake it to try to cut in.


This.  He is of course still a douche, but not for this.

\and for the record, the Power of Crip-Pass is farking amazing
\\went two years ago with my best friend who spent some time in a wheelchair, it was awesome to cut all but 5 minutes off of every single wait line
 
2014-07-24 06:23:19 PM  

Madewithrealbitsofpanther: bluorangefyre: Canadians, on behalf of the United States, I would once again like to propose that we trade Justin Bieber back to you in exchange for Rob Ford.

Would we have to retain Ford as a Mayor of a major city? Because he is a national treasure to just have around, as long as he is not making actual decisions.


Give Ford Detroit. Can't do any harm.
 
2014-07-24 06:25:07 PM  

gfid: Using a wheel chair is a douchey move, but I get the impression celebs cut in line at Disney all the time.

CSB

I was a young teenager at Disney World waiting in line for Mr. Toad's Wild Ride or some shiat like that and it was about a 45 minute wait.  Suddenly people in line started talking and pointing at this guy.  Look, it's Richie Cunningham.  No, it's Opie!  And sure enough, Ron Howard was there cutting in line.  He wore a hat and sunglasses and held a young child close to his face.  He was trying to be incognito, but we all recognized that bastard.

I'm sure Sheriff Andy Taylor would have told him to wait in line like all the other peons who had paid a half a year's salary to go to Disney World.  And yet, I don't hate Ron Howard.  Maybe it's because he didn't use a wheelchair when he wasn't crippled.


Yah I thought it was odd too because back in the 90's I saw Nicholas Cage and Patricia Arquette there with their kid and they had a huge entourage of security and assistants.  They were being escorted through the back of the lines to get onto the rides.  I don't see why Bieber would need to use a wheelchair to scam the lines, but he is a major d-bag so I wouldn't be too surprised I suppose.
 
2014-07-24 06:47:18 PM  

gfid: Using a wheel chair is a douchey move, but I get the impression celebs cut in line at Disney all the time.

CSB

I was a young teenager at Disney World waiting in line for Mr. Toad's Wild Ride or some shiat like that and it was about a 45 minute wait.  Suddenly people in line started talking and pointing at this guy.  Look, it's Richie Cunningham.  No, it's Opie!  And sure enough, Ron Howard was there cutting in line.  He wore a hat and sunglasses and held a young child close to his face.  He was trying to be incognito, but we all recognized that bastard.

I'm sure Sheriff Andy Taylor would have told him to wait in line like all the other peons who had paid a half a year's salary to go to Disney World.  And yet, I don't hate Ron Howard.  Maybe it's because he didn't use a wheelchair when he wasn't crippled.


Richie...incognito?

As a former Jungle Cruise skipper, I saw my share of celebs. Maybe something has changed in the past 20 years, but I recall the "star" treatment being reserved for a very small population: Jacko, Magic, and the board members' families are all I recall exercising the unofficial "fastpass" back in the day. For the rest, it seemed that all they wanted was to be lost in the crowd--to be treated like any other "guest." The times, they have a-changed.
 
2014-07-24 06:49:09 PM  
He's sitting in that chair because he's devolving, and he's finally lost the ability to walk upright. He's gonna have to get his GED before he can go back on stage. Or else stay in the chair, but it will play hell on his career.

www.celebitchy.com
 
2014-07-24 06:55:08 PM  
From my yahoo news feed....

Justin Bieber Gives a Sneak Peek of 11 New Songs


just terrible, even for pop music
 
2014-07-24 06:56:55 PM  
My brother used to rent a wheelchair to go to concerts in.  It was in order to hide the recorder he was using to make bootlegs.  He is now wheelchair bound for real.
 
2014-07-24 07:28:36 PM  
My son. who lives in a wheelchair, would like to have a word with this guy.

I don't even have a handicapped tag on my car because when my son is with me, it doesn't matter enough to me that I have to help him out of the car and push his chair a little farther.
 
2014-07-24 08:14:38 PM  
Remember this is the same douchenozzle that had his bodyguards carry him up the Great Wall of China.

static.indianexpress.com

/why do girls still white knight this bag of pus?
//Ladies: the reasons we have douchebags is because you SLEEP WITH DOUCHEBAGS!
 
2014-07-24 09:12:01 PM  
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2014-07-24 09:19:18 PM  
Canadians, on behalf of the United States, I would once again like to propose that we trade Justin Bieber back to you in exchange for Rob Ford.

Sorry no returns for busted merchandise. you broke him you keep him.
 
2014-07-24 09:24:48 PM  
His excuse reeks of bullshiat. If you've got a knee injury, you're in pain. If you're in pain, going to Disneyland is not real high up on your to do list. He's also 20, any injury serious enough to make walking hard is going to put him in the hospital, require a cast, or surgery. He's way too young for any repetitive stress injuries. So yeah, he's lying. The truth is that he was in a wheelchair after a particularly rough night with Usher and his friends, who were all cashing in on their "40 acres and a mule" clause. Which is in Bieber's contract, and means that twice a month, he has to take 40 dicks up his ass, and perform oral sex on a mule.
 
2014-07-24 09:57:41 PM  
At some point doesn't Ursher need to check his lil' biatch?
 
2014-07-24 09:59:26 PM  

netweavr: So someone taking a picture of him resting in wheelchair is Fark-worthy now?


Bieber: "I need to sit down for a minute, my knee is hurting."
Bieber's Bodyguard (or whatever): "Here Boss, I happen to have a spare wheelchair in my back pocket."

or:

Beiber: "I need to sit down for a minute, my knee is hurting."
Bieber's Bodyguard (or whatever): "Hang on boss. I'll run all the way back up to the entrance and rent you a wheelchair, bring it to you so you can rest for a minute, then I'll run it all the way back up to the entrance and turn it back in."

They don't just have wheelchairs sitting on street corners for people to rest in at Disneyland. They either brought it with them, or rented it at the entrance and kept it the entire time they were in the park.
 
2014-07-24 10:06:15 PM  

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: At some point doesn't Ursher need to check his lil' biatch?


He gets to fark Justin's mom doggy style and Justin and has to watch without fapping.
 
2014-07-25 12:34:14 AM  
Doubtless he's still an entitled horse's ass, but not because of this.
 
2014-07-25 12:37:37 AM  
Why do people act so surprised when Canadian's act like Justin? Just look at who the prime minister is:

www.pixdesk.ca
 
2014-07-25 01:06:18 AM  
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You apologized for Bryan Adams. Apologize for Bieber!
 
2014-07-25 02:07:58 AM  
People like Beiber exist so that you can punch some people in the face when you encounter them and make the world a better place.  Win-win.  You get to punch someone in the face, and the world gets a pussy little douche bag punched in the face.

Personally, I could not imagine the joy my fist would feel as it crushes the bone beneath his cheek and then splinters into his brain.  I would get a knuckle hard-on.  I would pick his limp carcass up just so I could get another one in before the cops show up.
 
2014-07-25 04:11:46 AM  

Chainsaw Turd Elf: From my yahoo news feed....

Justin Bieber Gives a Sneak Peek of 11 New Songs


just terrible, even for pop music


"Local area farker listens to snipets of Justin Bieber songs, calls them "terrible"
 
2014-07-25 09:33:15 AM  

LectertheChef: His excuse reeks of bullshiat


The first clue was that Bieber was the one spouting it.
 
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