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(Huffington Post)   The next big thing to come out of Bikini Bottom? Seaweed beer   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 37
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2014-07-24 12:06:41 PM  
I was going to guess a pube, but whatever.
 
2014-07-24 12:31:08 PM  

dittybopper: I was going to guess a pube, but whatever.


"wakamezake" (seaweed sake) is a Japanese version of the belly shot where a woman pours the sake on her crotch and it runs down her pubic hair, aka the "seaweed", and into the man's mouth.

Kanpai!
 
2014-07-24 01:15:49 PM  
The next big thing to come out of Bikini Bottom...
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2014-07-24 01:18:18 PM  

Theaetetus: The next big thing to come out of Bikini Bottom...
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2014-07-24 02:58:56 PM  

The next big thing to come out of Bikini Bottom?


Subby's mom?
 
2014-07-24 03:02:22 PM  
Is there a shakeout due in the craft beer industry soon? It sure is starting to look like it.
 
2014-07-24 03:04:57 PM  

Theaetetus: The next big thing to come out of Bikini Bottom...
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That skirt fits her to a T
 
2014-07-24 03:05:21 PM  
img.pandawhale.com
 
2014-07-24 03:05:46 PM  
I hope I never see anything leaving a bikini bottom that resembles seaweed.
 
2014-07-24 03:05:49 PM  
Seaweed beer?

/GTFO
 
2014-07-24 03:05:51 PM  
Again?
 
2014-07-24 03:06:31 PM  

Theaetetus: The next big thing to come out of Bikini Bottom...


i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-24 03:08:28 PM  
cdn.hark.com
 
2014-07-24 03:10:01 PM  
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-07-24 03:10:22 PM  

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2014-07-24 03:11:23 PM  

ChipNASA: Theaetetus: The next big thing to come out of Bikini Bottom...
[c.imdoc.fr image 165x274]

That skirt fits her to a T


wouldn't that be more of a J?
 
WGJ
2014-07-24 03:15:03 PM  
Schlitz used to put seaweed extract in their beer to add some foam and fizz. But after sitting on the shelf for three or four months, the extract turned into a solid, meaning drinkers got chunky mouthfuls.

Yummy
 
2014-07-24 03:17:06 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-07-24 03:17:37 PM  
I fully expected TFA to be from Japan.
 
2014-07-24 03:18:17 PM  

WGJ: Schlitz used to put seaweed extract in their beer to add some foam and fizz. But after sitting on the shelf for three or four months, the extract turned into a solid, meaning drinkers got chunky mouthfuls.

Yummy


If you're drinking Schlitz I don't think you're overly concerned with chunks in your beer.
 
2014-07-24 03:18:45 PM  

dryknife: Again?


Yeah, guys, we just had this thread.

Allow me to shamelessly poach the funniest comment I remember from that thread:

Eww, plants in my beer!? GROSS
 
2014-07-24 03:22:56 PM  
Cool! Another beer I won't like!
 
2014-07-24 03:35:56 PM  
In the latest edition of craft beer mania,

Unless there is a beer spring I am unaware of, all beer is craft.
 
2014-07-24 03:37:57 PM  

UncleDirtNap: WGJ: Schlitz used to put seaweed extract in their beer to add some foam and fizz. But after sitting on the shelf for three or four months, the extract turned into a solid, meaning drinkers got chunky mouthfuls.

Yummy

If you're drinking Schlitz I don't think you're overly concerned with blowing chunks in after your beer.

 
2014-07-24 03:40:04 PM  
They invented this again?  It seems like just last week that this happened.
 
2014-07-24 03:43:24 PM  
I'll say what I said last time we had this thread. It tastes okay in Kelpie ale.
 
2014-07-24 03:44:17 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: In the latest edition of craft beer mania,

Unless there is a beer spring I am unaware of, all beer is craft.


And in weird news from around the world, a beer spring was found in the mountains of Chile. Great news, right? Nope. The spring naturally created lager beer which pissed off the ale enthusiasts. A rival faction came in and poured a thousand bushels of hops into the spring and the lager fans pulled guns. The whole thing erupted into a massive battle to the death and the spring is now contaminated with the rotting carcasses of a thousand dead men that just couldn't let a great thing exist. The Chilean government will fill the spring with concrete tomorrow.

Here is Tom with the weather.
 
2014-07-24 03:52:52 PM  
Taco! Burrito! What's coming' out of your Speedo?


img.fark.net
 
2014-07-24 04:07:14 PM  
Soylent Stout is people! It's people!
 
2014-07-24 04:13:12 PM  
She asked if I'd like a martini,
and to loose the strings on her bikini.
So I boosted a glass,
put a load in her - - - ,
and left out the door with my weenie.
 
2014-07-24 04:37:51 PM  
It is too yeasty for me.
 
2014-07-24 05:25:17 PM  
 
2014-07-24 05:39:57 PM  

WGJ: Schlitz used to put seaweed extract in their beer to add some foam and fizz. But after sitting on the shelf for three or four months, the extract turned into a solid, meaning drinkers got chunky mouthfuls.

Yummy


Was the Stephen King short story "Grey Matter" based on this?
 
2014-07-24 06:55:45 PM  

UncleDirtNap: WGJ: Schlitz used to put seaweed extract in their beer to add some foam and fizz. But after sitting on the shelf for three or four months, the extract turned into a solid, meaning drinkers got chunky mouthfuls.

Yummy

If you're drinking Schlitz I don't think you're overly concerned with chunks in your beer.


Just don't get any sand in them.
 
2014-07-24 09:11:45 PM  
Had a bottle of this not too long ago:

www.tofinobrewingco.com

Not exceptional, but not bad.
 
2014-07-24 10:17:15 PM  
Sure, just ask Mr. Crabs.
 
2014-07-24 10:51:13 PM  
f5 bikini
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