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(Gainesville Sun)   If you run over yourself with your own truck during a road rage incident, you might be from Florida   (gainesville.com) divider line 20
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3169 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Jul 2014 at 1:36 PM (38 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-07-24 11:26:00 AM  
Luckily I have this lying around from the last article about some twit running themself over.

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-24 11:58:23 AM  
FTA: The truck began to roll, and Carl, standing in front of the vehicle, put out his arms and tried to stop it, but it ran over him, the report said.

To even attempt to stop a multi-ton truck with your arms is beyond stupid, even for Florida. You're not freakin' Superman, idiot.
 
2014-07-24 01:50:13 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: FTA: The truck began to roll, and Carl, standing in front of the vehicle, put out his arms and tried to stop it, but it ran over him, the report said.

To even attempt to stop a multi-ton truck with your arms is beyond stupid, even for Florida. You're not freakin' Superman, idiot.


But...he's Ford Tough.
He's got a TRUCK. That MAKES him tough!!! Understand, Lib????
 
2014-07-24 01:54:49 PM  

dookdookdook: Luckily I have this lying around from the last article about some twit running themself over.

[img.fark.net image 850x651]


This is from one of my favorite sketches... and I have to admit... I've seen it alot more recently... almost to the point it's getting a bit stale... sigh...
 
2014-07-24 01:57:40 PM  

Combustion: Bathia_Mapes: FTA: The truck began to roll, and Carl, standing in front of the vehicle, put out his arms and tried to stop it, but it ran over him, the report said.

To even attempt to stop a multi-ton truck with your arms is beyond stupid, even for Florida. You're not freakin' Superman, idiot.

But...he's Ford Tough.
He's got a TRUCK. That MAKES him tough!!! Understand, Lib????


He's Ford Tough in a (or in front of a) Dodge Ram 1500? :-D

Found
On
Road
Dead
 
2014-07-24 02:01:47 PM  
Even in Florida...

It's not easy to embarrass your truck so badly it tries to kill you.

/Seriously, dude...it says DODGE right on the front!
 
2014-07-24 02:07:32 PM  
Multiple personality disorder?
 
2014-07-24 02:10:04 PM  
"Carl told the officer that he does not drink and drive. When asked about the beer cans in his truck, he said he was only drinking while he drove home."
 
2014-07-24 02:19:07 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Seriously, dude...it says DODGE right on the front!


lulz
 
2014-07-24 02:29:35 PM  
"I  don't drink and drive. But, when I do, it's only on the way home. I am the world's most interesting man."
 
2014-07-24 02:42:12 PM  
My girlfriend did that two years ago -- she left the pickup in neutral and stumbled getting out of the cab.  Front wheel went right over both legs.  Can't believe she didn't break anything.  Insisted on singing in a chorus that evening.

Trying to stop is not necessarily futile if the grade is very small -- I mean, people push cars to get them started.  But you have to be able to get out of the way if it doesn't work.
 
2014-07-24 02:46:30 PM  
on the road:   Insisted on singing in a chorus that evening.

Now THAT'S dedication to her craft. She's isn't a Sweet Adeline is she, cause that sounds like something they (we) would do.
 
2014-07-24 02:55:35 PM  
I almost stopped a golf cart once, it had a bit if a head start.
 
2014-07-24 03:00:52 PM  
I don't drink and then drive. I might drink while driving but that's different. This guy could run for mayor of Toronto.
 
2014-07-24 03:05:11 PM  

usernameguy: "Carl told the officer that he does not drink and drive. When asked about the beer cans in his truck, he said he was only drinking while he drove home."


Naw, dude, you're totally making that up...*goes and reads article*...HOLY SHIAT!!
 
2014-07-24 03:31:05 PM  
LOL dumb squared!
Also, what is it with Floridians running them selves over with their own vehicles? Is it the new 'in' thing, tire track tattoos?
 
2014-07-24 03:56:09 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: FTA: The truck began to roll, and Carl, standing in front of the vehicle, put out his arms and tried to stop it, but it ran over him, the report said.

To even attempt to stop a multi-ton truck with your arms is beyond stupid, even for Florida. You're not freakin' Superman, idiot.


"Carl told the officer that he does not drink and drive. When asked about the beer cans in his truck, he said he was only drinking while he drove home."

Rocket surgeon!
 
2014-07-24 03:59:39 PM  

caddisfly: Bathia_Mapes: FTA: The truck began to roll, and Carl, standing in front of the vehicle, put out his arms and tried to stop it, but it ran over him, the report said.

To even attempt to stop a multi-ton truck with your arms is beyond stupid, even for Florida. You're not freakin' Superman, idiot.

"Carl told the officer that he does not drink and drive. When asked about the beer cans in his truck, he said he was only drinking while he drove home."

Rocket surgeon!


Driving home is not driving. It's going home. Totes different.
 
2014-07-24 04:43:10 PM  
Anyone else read that headline with Jeff Foxworthy voice?

Yewww mite be a redneck.
 
2014-07-24 05:07:44 PM  

Jument: caddisfly: Bathia_Mapes: FTA: The truck began to roll, and Carl, standing in front of the vehicle, put out his arms and tried to stop it, but it ran over him, the report said.

To even attempt to stop a multi-ton truck with your arms is beyond stupid, even for Florida. You're not freakin' Superman, idiot.

"Carl told the officer that he does not drink and drive. When asked about the beer cans in his truck, he said he was only drinking while he drove home."

Rocket surgeon!

Driving home is not driving. It's going home. Totes different.


I think his point is he wasn't drinking and then driving, he was drinking while driving, so by the time he got drunk he would be home. See?
 
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