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2014-07-24 10:22:33 AM  
I would expect no less from Snoop.

Some of the original inhabitants of the WH used to grow hemp for a living so it seems almost fitting.
 
2014-07-24 10:30:39 AM  
Willie Nelson got there first.
 
2014-07-24 12:15:25 PM  

Gulper Eel: Willie Nelson got there first.


Not just that, but he did it on the roof and urinated over the edge to boot.
 
2014-07-24 12:42:57 PM  
The comment section is disabled for this article. Dangit!
 
2014-07-24 12:47:02 PM  

Gulper Eel: Willie Nelson got there first.


Sounds like a trivia question:
  "What do Willie Nelson, Monica Lewinsky, and Snoop-Dogg have in common"?
 
2014-07-24 12:49:48 PM  
Obama hit the spliff. how could you kick it with Snoop and not hit the blunt one time
 
2014-07-24 12:52:49 PM  
that is Snoop's claim to fame, cause he can't write music any more.  i wonder if the weed use over the years has had any detrimental effect on his music writing??

nah, i'm sure weed is harmless.  all the pot heads said it is.
 
2014-07-24 12:53:25 PM  

mentallo69: Obama hit the spliff. how could you kick it with Snoop and not hit the blunt one time



the key word 'hit' is in the past tense.
 
2014-07-24 12:54:14 PM  

Gulper Eel: Willie Nelson got there first.



ole' willie.   the Weed went in and the (good) music went away.    so sad.
 
2014-07-24 12:54:53 PM  

mentallo69: Obama hit the spliff. how could you kick it with Snoop and not hit the blunt one time


I think, if you are within 10 feet of Snoop, you get a contact high.
 
2014-07-24 12:55:57 PM  

Linux_Yes: that is Snoop's claim to fame, cause he can't write music any more.  i wonder if the weed use over the years has had any detrimental effect on his music writing??

nah, i'm sure weed is harmless.  all the pot heads said it is.


I know, right? Just look at what a lifetime of smoking that stuff has done to Willie Nelson.
 
2014-07-24 01:01:54 PM  
Calvin Broadus and I share a birthday. Just thought you should know.

// and a hobby
// I once took a HUGE shiat at the (Bush) WH - in the proper receptacle, though
// not on a tour, either
// also, he's Snoop Lion now
 
2014-07-24 01:04:11 PM  

Linux_Yes: that is Snoop's claim to fame, cause he can't write music any more.  i wonder if the weed use over the years has had any detrimental effect on his music writing??

nah, i'm sure weed is harmless.  all the pot heads said it is.


Cry moar, prohibitionist.
 
2014-07-24 01:06:48 PM  

Dr Dreidel: Calvin Broadus and I share a birthday. Just thought you should know.

// and a hobby
// I once took a HUGE shiat at the (Bush) WH - in the proper receptacle, though
// not on a tour, either
// also, he's Snoop Lion now


He is Snoop Zilla now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCG366PW4mc

and the beat is wack as f***. And he autotuned it.
 
2014-07-24 01:07:45 PM  

Neondistraction: Linux_Yes: that is Snoop's claim to fame, cause he can't write music any more.  i wonder if the weed use over the years has had any detrimental effect on his music writing??

nah, i'm sure weed is harmless.  all the pot heads said it is.

I know, right? Just look at what a lifetime of smoking that stuff has done to Willie Nelson.


Or, you know, Snoop Doggy Dogg. I heard he's got money...possibly THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS.
 
2014-07-24 01:09:45 PM  
"I said, 'May I use the bathroom for a second?' And they said, 'What are you gonna do, number one or number two?' I said, 'Number two,'" he recalled to Kimmel, saying "the CIA or the FBI" monitored his bathroom needs.


Sure, I find it completely plausible that they ask everyone who uses the bathroom at the White House "Number one or number two?"
 
2014-07-24 01:14:05 PM  

jst3p: "I said, 'May I use the bathroom for a second?' And they said, 'What are you gonna do, number one or number two?' I said, 'Number two,'" he recalled to Kimmel, saying "the CIA or the FBI" monitored his bathroom needs.

Sure, I find it completely plausible that they ask everyone who uses the bathroom at the White House "Number one or number two?"


The shiatter right next to the Secret Service station is for NUMBER ONE ONLY.

// ever since Granbury left a war crime in there
// stunk the whole hallway up for a month
 
2014-07-24 01:25:05 PM  
Is it Snoop dog again?  I thought he was going with Snoop Lion.

/Pee Diddy will forever be that dribble that doesn't break loose until you get your underwear back on and start to walk away from the urinal.
 
2014-07-24 01:29:41 PM  

TheGogmagog: Is it Snoop dog again?  I thought he was going with Snoop Lion.

/Pee Diddy will forever be that dribble that doesn't break loose until you get your underwear back on and start to walk away from the urinal.


/See it was covered already.  Snoop Zilla
 
2014-07-24 01:57:34 PM  
Excellent headline.

quatchi: I would expect no less from Snoop.


And also this.
 
2014-07-24 02:06:35 PM  

TheGogmagog: Is it Snoop dog again?  I thought he was going with Snoop Lion.

/Pee Diddy will forever be that dribble that doesn't break loose until you get your underwear back on and start to walk away from the urinal.


press on your perinium when done peeing.  It will push those last drop out, since the hosing for urine run under the skin there.  Takes a few tries to get it, but no more peeing your pants when done.
 
2014-07-24 02:19:11 PM  

Linux_Yes: that is Snoop's claim to fame, cause he can't write music any more.  i wonder if the weed use over the years has had any detrimental effect on his music writing??

nah, i'm sure weed is harmless.  all the pot heads said it is.


Compared to the alternatives that are legal (pills and booze), weed is harmless.
 
2014-07-24 02:21:23 PM  

Neondistraction: Linux_Yes: that is Snoop's claim to fame, cause he can't write music any more.  i wonder if the weed use over the years has had any detrimental effect on his music writing??

nah, i'm sure weed is harmless.  all the pot heads said it is.

I know, right? Just look at what a lifetime of smoking that stuff has done to Willie Nelson.


lolwut

Willie Nelson is possibly the "most there" person I have seen in their 80's.
/Not really most,  but he is definitely still damn sharp.
 
2014-07-24 02:21:58 PM  

GanjSmokr: Linux_Yes: that is Snoop's claim to fame, cause he can't write music any more.  i wonder if the weed use over the years has had any detrimental effect on his music writing??

nah, i'm sure weed is harmless.  all the pot heads said it is.

Compared to the alternatives that are legal (pills and booze), weed is harmless.


But, it makes you feel good!!!!  Its from the debbil!
 
2014-07-24 02:53:01 PM  

Buttknuckle: Neondistraction: Linux_Yes: that is Snoop's claim to fame, cause he can't write music any more.  i wonder if the weed use over the years has had any detrimental effect on his music writing??

nah, i'm sure weed is harmless.  all the pot heads said it is.

I know, right? Just look at what a lifetime of smoking that stuff has done to Willie Nelson.

lolwut

Willie Nelson is possibly the "most there" person I have seen in their 80's.
/Not really most,  but he is definitely still damn sharp.


.. and the only person according to Snoop to out smoke Snoop.
 
2014-07-24 02:55:52 PM  

Linux_Yes: that is Snoop's claim to fame, cause he can't write music any more.  i wonder if the weed use over the years has had any detrimental effect on his music writing??

nah, i'm sure weed is harmless.  all the pot heads said it is.


www.craveonline.com
 
2014-07-24 03:56:23 PM  

Linux_Yes: Gulper Eel: Willie Nelson got there first.


ole' willie.   the Weed went in and the (good) music went away.    so sad.


I can assure you that Willie has been smoking weed probably since before you were born but certainly prior to the advent of Linux. I wonder where old Linus Torvalds stand on legalization? Wait, no I don't. Linus Torvalds is not an idiot - thus I already know where he stands on the issue.
 
2014-07-24 04:24:32 PM  
I saw Snoop Dogg/Lion live a few years ago. He only managed a 50 minute set, and he spent 30 minutes of that repeatedly shouting to the audience "what's my motherfarking name?" The thing is, I don't think it was a rhetorical question.

/it may be possible to smoke too much dope...
 
2014-07-24 06:20:05 PM  

Brainsick: Linux_Yes: that is Snoop's claim to fame, cause he can't write music any more.  i wonder if the weed use over the years has had any detrimental effect on his music writing??

nah, i'm sure weed is harmless.  all the pot heads said it is.

[www.craveonline.com image 628x340]



Smoking or not smoking has nothing to do with morals.  look up the def. of morals.  it does have everything to do with not wanting to screw around with brain biochemistry, though.
 
2014-07-24 06:22:03 PM  

busy chillin': Dr Dreidel: Calvin Broadus and I share a birthday. Just thought you should know.

// and a hobby
// I once took a HUGE shiat at the (Bush) WH - in the proper receptacle, though
// not on a tour, either
// also, he's Snoop Lion now

He is Snoop Zilla now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCG366PW4mc

and the beat is wack as f***. And he autotuned it.



nothing like a few years of pot smoking to screw up a once talented rapper.
 
2014-07-24 06:23:43 PM  

justGreg: I saw Snoop Dogg/Lion live a few years ago. He only managed a 50 minute set, and he spent 30 minutes of that repeatedly shouting to the audience "what's my motherfarking name?" The thing is, I don't think it was a rhetorical question.

/it may be possible to smoke too much dope...



no 'may' to it.  it is definitely possible.  i think smoking occasionally is safe, but not often smoking.  that'll turn you into a slug head.
 
2014-07-24 06:25:03 PM  

JohnBigBootay: Linux_Yes: Gulper Eel: Willie Nelson got there first.


ole' willie.   the Weed went in and the (good) music went away.    so sad.

I can assure you that Willie has been smoking weed probably since before you were born but certainly prior to the advent of Linux. I wonder where old Linus Torvalds stand on legalization? Wait, no I don't. Linus Torvalds is not an idiot - thus I already know where he stands on the issue.



i don't think using is a crime.   but those who smoke too much will pay the mental price.
 
2014-07-24 06:26:16 PM  

Linux_Yes: busy chillin': Dr Dreidel: Calvin Broadus and I share a birthday. Just thought you should know.

// and a hobby
// I once took a HUGE shiat at the (Bush) WH - in the proper receptacle, though
// not on a tour, either
// also, he's Snoop Lion now

He is Snoop Zilla now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCG366PW4mc

and the beat is wack as f***. And he autotuned it.


nothing like a few years of pot smoking to screw up a once talented rapper.



i guess he's now Poop Doggie Dog.  or Poop Zilla.    Smoke up, kids!   see, it's harmless!!
 
2014-07-24 06:27:52 PM  

JohnBigBootay: Linux_Yes: Gulper Eel: Willie Nelson got there first.


ole' willie.   the Weed went in and the (good) music went away.    so sad.

I can assure you that Willie has been smoking weed probably since before you were born but certainly prior to the advent of Linux. I wonder where old Linus Torvalds stand on legalization? Wait, no I don't. Linus Torvalds is not an idiot - thus I already know where he stands on the issue.



Linus is smart enough to know that if he smokes enough weed over enough time, his programming days are over.   to my knowledge, he doesn't smoke at all.
 
2014-07-24 06:30:42 PM  

GanjSmokr: Linux_Yes: that is Snoop's claim to fame, cause he can't write music any more.  i wonder if the weed use over the years has had any detrimental effect on his music writing??

nah, i'm sure weed is harmless.  all the pot heads said it is.

Compared to the alternatives that are legal (pills and booze), weed is harmless.



none of it is harmless.   some more than others, but all will fry your mind if you do too much over enough time.  i've never met a Pot head who's been smoking regularly for years to be terribly sharp.   "hey man, i just told you that 6 hours ago".   ah, i forgot.
 
2014-07-24 09:26:49 PM  
Linux_Yes

i've never met a Pot head who's been smoking regularly for years to be terribly sharp.   "hey man, i just told you that 6 hours ago".   ah, i forgot.


Maybe, they forgot because you're boring.
 
2014-07-24 09:34:19 PM  

Linux_Yes: Linux_Yes: busy chillin': Dr Dreidel: Calvin Broadus and I share a birthday. Just thought you should know.

// and a hobby
// I once took a HUGE shiat at the (Bush) WH - in the proper receptacle, though
// not on a tour, either
// also, he's Snoop Lion now

He is Snoop Zilla now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCG366PW4mc

and the beat is wack as f***. And he autotuned it.


nothing like a few years of pot smoking to screw up a once talented rapper.


i guess he's now Poop Doggie Dog.  or Poop Zilla.    Smoke up, kids!   see, it's harmless!!


Y'know... for someone intelligent enough to use Linux...

Screw it, welcome to bannation.
 
2014-07-24 10:15:25 PM  

Linux_Yes: Brainsick: Linux_Yes: that is Snoop's claim to fame, cause he can't write music any more.  i wonder if the weed use over the years has had any detrimental effect on his music writing??

nah, i'm sure weed is harmless.  all the pot heads said it is.

[www.craveonline.com image 628x340]


Smoking or not smoking has nothing to do with morals.  look up the def. of morals.  it does have everything to do with not wanting to screw around with brain biochemistry, though.


I don't smoke pot, but messing around with brain biochemistry isn't always a bad thing.
 
2014-07-24 10:46:35 PM  
Congrats Linux on all the bites
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-25 02:03:23 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Gulper Eel: Willie Nelson got there first.

Not just that, but he did it on the roof and urinated over the edge to boot.


I didn't realize it was possible to love him more.
 
2014-07-25 06:54:24 AM  

Linux_Yes: nothing like a few years of pot smoking to screw up a once talented rapper.


lulz, I hear Santa Claus is real too.
 
2014-07-25 09:00:18 AM  

Linux_Yes: GanjSmokr: Linux_Yes: that is Snoop's claim to fame, cause he can't write music any more.  i wonder if the weed use over the years has had any detrimental effect on his music writing??

nah, i'm sure weed is harmless.  all the pot heads said it is.

Compared to the alternatives that are legal (pills and booze), weed is harmless.


none of it is harmless.   some more than others, but all will fry your mind if you do too much over enough time.  i've never met a Pot head who's been smoking regularly for years to be terribly sharp.   "hey man, i just told you that 6 hours ago".   ah, i forgot.


I'd wager that you've met plenty of pot heads who have been smoking regularly for years and you don't even realize it.
 
2014-07-25 09:24:51 AM  

Buttknuckle: Neondistraction: Linux_Yes: that is Snoop's claim to fame, cause he can't write music any more.  i wonder if the weed use over the years has had any detrimental effect on his music writing??

nah, i'm sure weed is harmless.  all the pot heads said it is.

I know, right? Just look at what a lifetime of smoking that stuff has done to Willie Nelson.

lolwut

Willie Nelson is possibly the "most there" person I have seen in their 80's.
/Not really most,  but he is definitely still damn sharp.


I think your sarcasm detector needs to be recalibrated.
 
2014-07-25 12:47:25 PM  

Neondistraction: Buttknuckle: Neondistraction: Linux_Yes: that is Snoop's claim to fame, cause he can't write music any more.  i wonder if the weed use over the years has had any detrimental effect on his music writing??

nah, i'm sure weed is harmless.  all the pot heads said it is.

I know, right? Just look at what a lifetime of smoking that stuff has done to Willie Nelson.

lolwut

Willie Nelson is possibly the "most there" person I have seen in their 80's.
/Not really most,  but he is definitely still damn sharp.

I think your sarcasm detector needs to be recalibrated.


Oh, yes it does.
 
2014-07-25 07:33:03 PM  
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