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(CNN)   Sarah Palin finally gets her name at the top of the ticket   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 277
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2014-07-24 05:05:14 AM  
Jesus Christ, who the fark cares??!!!
 
2014-07-24 05:20:48 AM  
At least when she loses this decision, she can't blame a running mate.
 
2014-07-24 05:37:53 AM  
Surprised she drives herself around.
 
2014-07-24 07:32:37 AM  

Principal Clarinet: At least when she loses this decision, she can't blame a running mate.


the already blamed the radio...
 
2014-07-24 08:57:37 AM  
Good lord is that woman a caricature.
 
2014-07-24 09:08:13 AM  
A self-absorbed douche bag driving 63 in a 45.  Say it isn't so.
 
2014-07-24 09:18:45 AM  
As if I needed another reason to dislike her, she is a Sammy Hagar fan.
 
2014-07-24 09:20:44 AM  

vernonFL: As if I needed another reason to dislike her, she is a Sammy Hagar fan.


As I implied, you couldn't write her better if you tried.
 
2014-07-24 09:23:04 AM  
"I wasn't speeding, I was qualifying," Palin told TMZ.

She even sucks at making humorous quips.
 
2014-07-24 09:23:31 AM  

Diogenes: Good lord is that woman a caricature.


Which is to say, she is a mainstream Republican.
 
2014-07-24 09:23:37 AM  

She plans on paying the fine.


GAH!! When did this sentence structure become acceptable? What is wrong with "She plans to pay the fine"?
 
2014-07-24 09:23:42 AM  
Did she play the "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM???" card?
 
2014-07-24 09:23:43 AM  
"I could see Russia in my rear view mirror!  I was trying to get away from it!"
 
2014-07-24 09:24:17 AM  
CNN, you have truly deteriorated beyond repair.
 
2014-07-24 09:24:35 AM  
"Speeding?  But officer I was only going potato an hour!"
 
2014-07-24 09:24:56 AM  

Ambivalence: Jesus Christ, who the fark cares??!!!

 
2014-07-24 09:25:26 AM  
Really? CNN links to TMZ now and calls it news?
 
2014-07-24 09:25:55 AM  
Dumb story. Non event.

That noted, the headline deserves some love.
 
2014-07-24 09:26:07 AM  

Principal Clarinet: At least when she loses this decision, she can't blame a running mate.


Jesus is her co-pilot
 
2014-07-24 09:26:46 AM  

Diogenes: vernonFL: As if I needed another reason to dislike her, she is a Sammy Hagar fan.

As I implied, you couldn't write her better if you tried.


I wonder how long it took for her and her handlers to decide on what song she was listening to? I'd also love to know the other suggestions.

Sarah I got it! Tell em' you werent speeding you were qualifying! Remember? From that bumper sticker we saw last year?
 
2014-07-24 09:27:36 AM  
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2014-07-24 09:27:48 AM  
Ms. Red, White, and Blue drives a Toyota Tundra. RINO.
 
2014-07-24 09:28:05 AM  
We need to deal with all this rampant lawlessness from our failed politicians.
 
2014-07-24 09:28:08 AM  
This world could be so much more.
 
2014-07-24 09:28:15 AM  
Probably driving with her mouth as usual.
 
2014-07-24 09:28:35 AM  

Muta: "I wasn't speeding, I was qualifying," Palin told TMZ.

She even sucks at making humorous quips.


"I'm still trying to be qualified 6 years later." would have been better.
 
2014-07-24 09:28:49 AM  
She added that she was listening to Sammy Hagar's "I Can't Drive 55" on the radio when it happened. She plans on paying the fine.

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Wow, she looks so tired.
 
2014-07-24 09:29:01 AM  

Muta: "I wasn't speeding, I was qualifying," Palin told TMZ.

She even sucks at making humorous quips.


*shrug* At least she now admits she was unqualified. Baby steps.
 
2014-07-24 09:29:19 AM  
Thanks again, John McCain.
 
2014-07-24 09:30:08 AM  
It's CNN, so at least it's not another story about airplanes.
 
2014-07-24 09:30:27 AM  
He ticketed the governor's car too:

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2014-07-24 09:30:28 AM  
If I was the cop, I would have asked her if she wanted to "talk to the judge".
 
2014-07-24 09:30:31 AM  

Muta: "I wasn't speeding, I was qualifying," Palin told TMZ.

She even sucks at making humorous quips.


She thinks she's a redneck now. Great. Besides, it's not a speeding ticket; it's a fast driving award.
 
2014-07-24 09:31:11 AM  
The Liberal-Socialist conspiracy has infiltrated the Wasilla PD?  Thanks Obama!
 
2014-07-24 09:31:12 AM  
Diogenes: "you couldn't write her better if you tried."

Better? No editor or even-half-conscious reader would accept her as a creation.
She's so painfully on-the-nose, one-dimensional and obvious that she wouldn't even work as *parody*.
You couldn't get her into print anywhere other than a political cartoon.
 
2014-07-24 09:31:29 AM  
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2014-07-24 09:31:31 AM  
Did she blame Obama?
 
2014-07-24 09:31:38 AM  

vernonFL: As if I needed another reason to dislike her, she is a Sammy Hagar fan.


She said that she was listening to "I can't drive 55". She said that. Do you really believe that? Given all the other made up stuff she says? LIke the most recent thing that God told her that He wants Obama to be impeached. She said that too. Do you really believe that God told her that Obama should be impeached?
 
2014-07-24 09:31:46 AM  
A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door.
"Is there a problem Officer?"
The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?"
The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."
"You don't have one?"
The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving."
The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?"

"I'm sorry, I can't do that."
The policeman says, "Why not?"
"I stole this car."
The officer says, "Stole it?"
The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner."
At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what!?"
"She's in the boot if you want to see."
The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
The senior officer says "Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!"
The man steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a problem sir?"
"One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."
"Murdered the owner?"
The officer responds, "Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please?"
The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.
The officer says, "Is this your car sir?"
The man says "Yes," and hands over the registration papers.
The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence."
The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. "Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, stole this car, and murdered the owner."

The man replies, "I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!"

/hate the game. not the player
 
2014-07-24 09:32:26 AM  
Why in the serious fark did this even make the "news"?  Whoever greenlit that article at CNN should be kicked in the farking teeth.
 
2014-07-24 09:32:48 AM  
SUV is probably "owned" by SarahPAC which will end up paying the fine.
 
2014-07-24 09:32:55 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Did she play the "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM???" card?


I would have expected her to try this.

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2014-07-24 09:33:00 AM  

Badmoodman: Ms. Red, White, and Blue drives a Toyota Tundra. RINO.


Um. The Toyota Tundra is made in San Antonio, Texas. There's plenty to criticize her for. Just not that.
 
2014-07-24 09:33:21 AM  

Jaymark108: It's CNN, so at least it's not another story about airplanes.


"Palin was reported to be hurredly driving to the Malaysian crash site before the rebels could remove more evidence"
 
2014-07-24 09:33:26 AM  
lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-07-24 09:33:30 AM  
Who cares? I dislike her politics as much as anybody but I've had speeding tickets before and I don't think they say anything about my character. Why should I judge herbased on something so stupid when she willingly provides good reasons to dislike her every time she opens her mouth?
 
2014-07-24 09:33:40 AM  

vernonFL: As if I needed another reason to dislike her, she is a Sammy Hagar fan.


Imagine who wet her nether regions would be if Ted Nugent came out with a  cover for the tune.....
 
2014-07-24 09:34:23 AM  
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2014-07-24 09:34:37 AM  

Gotfire: Muta: "I wasn't speeding, I was qualifying," Palin told TMZ.

She even sucks at making humorous quips.

"I'm still trying to be qualified 6 years later." would have been better.


Has she ever poked fun at herself? I can't recall her ever once coming close to bring self deprecating.
 
2014-07-24 09:34:47 AM  
Too bad she wasn't bombed and got into an altercation with the cops huh Libs....LOL.


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