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(Short List)   Jake Gyllenhaal reaches levels of skinny, bug-eyed creepiness in new Nightcrawler trailer. Even Steve Buscemi is repulsed   (shortlist.com) divider line 50
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2014-07-24 12:25:31 PM
....and what about.... Naomi??
 
2014-07-24 12:27:08 PM
What's new, Subby?

Your headline accidently the whole thing.
 
2014-07-24 02:50:24 PM
Giving Christian Bale a run for his money?

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433 [TotalFark]
2014-07-24 03:06:27 PM
" in one clip Gyllenhaal slowly loses it in a studio, breaking the third wall to let us know exactly how driven he is. "

Fourth wall, dummy!
 
2014-07-24 03:09:44 PM

SurfaceTension: Giving Christian Bale a run for his money?

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No one will ever give that role a run for its money. That was just unhealthy.
 
2014-07-24 03:29:31 PM
I haven't ever been a fan of the guy's work, he's just never impressed me as an actor, but in this it looks like he might just.
 
2014-07-24 03:49:16 PM
Holy fark in the first picture, he looks like Anthony Weiner.
 
2014-07-24 03:50:11 PM
We want Maggie.... We want Maggie...

Spanky, spanky, Maggie...

content8.flixster.com
 
2014-07-24 03:53:17 PM
He's this generation's Willem Dafoe. Embrace it, Jake! Embrace the Dafoe...
 
2014-07-24 03:57:41 PM
He looks nothing like Kurt Wagner
 
2014-07-24 04:00:23 PM

SurfaceTension: Giving Christian Bale a run for his money?

[cdn.wegotthiscovered.com image 480x300]


It's farking amazing that The Machinist came BETWEEN American Psycho and Batman Begins.
 
2014-07-24 04:01:53 PM
So, I have to make the money to buy a ticket?
 
2014-07-24 04:02:06 PM

433: " in one clip Gyllenhaal slowly loses it in a studio, breaking the third wall to let us know exactly how driven he is. "

Fourth wall, dummy!


Yeah, I had to google that shiat to see what the hell that was all about. It seems to be a mistake so common that it has actually become 'valid' usage. Morans.
 
2014-07-24 04:07:42 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-24 04:10:49 PM
i.imgur.com

Snoo Snoo?
 
2014-07-24 04:21:30 PM
Another sh*tty comic book movie?
 
2014-07-24 04:36:26 PM
Huddled in the cellar
Fear caught in their eyes
Daring not to move or breathe
As the creature cries
Fingernails start scratching
On the outside wall
Clawing at the windows
Come to me it calls

Atmosphere's electric
As it now descends the stairs
Hiding in the darkness
Is so futile from its glare
Death comes in an instant
As they hoped it would
Souls ascend to heaven
While it feasts on flesh and blood

Straight out of hell
One of a kind
Stalking his victim
Don't look behind you
Night crawler
 
2014-07-24 04:36:54 PM

433: " in one clip Gyllenhaal slowly loses it in a studio, breaking the third wall to let us know exactly how driven he is. "

Fourth wall, dummy!


No, he broke the third wall. The one between this movie and all the other "dark, gritty" superhero movies.
 
2014-07-24 04:52:27 PM
Dude, a ticket's only $1, it's not that big a deal.
 
2014-07-24 05:17:26 PM

LucklessWonder: He looks nothing like Kurt Wagner


yeah, he looks nothing like this
loganfiles.com
 
2014-07-24 05:23:48 PM
I'd still brokeback him.
 
2014-07-24 05:24:04 PM

mekkab: LucklessWonder: He looks nothing like Kurt Wagner

yeah, he looks nothing like this
[loganfiles.com image 345x479]


A nightcrawler movie would be great.

He was the best part of X2 in my opinion (after the president's assassination attempt by him, the movie loses a lot I think).
 
2014-07-24 05:29:21 PM

LucklessWonder: He looks nothing like Kurt Wagner


are you sure about that?

i1207.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-24 05:57:50 PM
johnkennethmuir.files.wordpress.com

/ not sure if serious
// crawler, stalker, whatever
/// he's a journalist, right?
 
2014-07-24 06:20:20 PM
Wait, so does or doesn't this have anything to do with the X-men character? What the fark was the part about buying tickets even.

Aren't trailers supposed to get you excited for a movie?
 
2014-07-24 06:24:44 PM

Metastatic Capricorn:


Fun fact:
Steve Buscemi was the Buddy Holly lookalike waiter in Pulp Fiction.
"How bout you, Peggy Sue?"
 
2014-07-24 06:27:42 PM

Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 517x600]

Snoo Snoo?


There is a special place in hell for people who post pictures like that.  There are also a few placed in Ohio as well.

/she literally looks as if she might eat him
 
2014-07-24 06:28:57 PM

smd31: mekkab: LucklessWonder: He looks nothing like Kurt Wagner

yeah, he looks nothing like this
[loganfiles.com image 345x479]

A nightcrawler movie would be great.

He was the best part of X2 in my opinion (after the president's assassination attempt by him, the movie loses a lot I think).


Its not the xmen character? No thanks.

Dnrtfa
 
2014-07-24 06:31:50 PM
He looks like Mel Gibson's mug shot.
 
2014-07-24 07:07:20 PM

smd31: mekkab: LucklessWonder: He looks nothing like Kurt Wagner

yeah, he looks nothing like this
[loganfiles.com image 345x479]

A nightcrawler movie would be great.

He was the best part of X2 in my opinion (after the president's assassination attempt by him, the movie loses a lot I think).


Wasn't that in the first 5 minutes of the movie?
 
2014-07-24 07:43:09 PM
My FB news feed said something about a Nightcrawler movie, and I was so damned excited. But I guess this thing looks ok too.
 
2014-07-24 07:51:23 PM
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Bathysphere: Holy fark in the first picture, he looks like Anthony Weiner.


That...or an ostrich.
 
2014-07-24 08:12:55 PM

433: " in one clip Gyllenhaal slowly loses it in a studio, breaking the third wall to let us know exactly how driven he is. "

Fourth wall, dummy!


Came to say this, leaving satisfied.
 
2014-07-24 08:42:32 PM
Someone please 'shop Jake with Buscemi eyes.
 
2014-07-24 08:48:42 PM

timujin: I haven't ever been a fan of the guy's work, he's just never impressed me as an actor, but in this it looks like he might just.


You have bad taste. He's a fine actor and most of the movies he's in are excellent.
 
2014-07-24 10:11:52 PM

smd31: A nightcrawler movie would be great.


*fist bump*
 
2014-07-24 10:47:48 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: timujin: I haven't ever been a fan of the guy's work, he's just never impressed me as an actor, but in this it looks like he might just.

You have bad taste. He's a fine actor and most of the movies he's in are excellent.


I've seen End of Watch, Prince of Persia and Brokeback Mountain.  I thought he was decent in Brokeback Mountain, but overshadowed by Ledger.  In Prince of Persia he was laughable and End of Watch wooden.  Maybe I just haven't seen the movies he's "excellent" in.
 
2014-07-25 12:31:09 AM

VTGremlin: My FB news feed said something about a Nightcrawler movie, and I was so damned excited. But I guess this thing looks ok too.


I was very glad that's not what it was.
 
2014-07-25 12:35:07 AM

jbrad47128: We want Maggie.... We want Maggie...

Spanky, spanky, Maggie...

[content8.flixster.com image 385x600]


I'd play Nightcrawlers with her.

/How is this the first Sunny reference?
 
2014-07-25 02:36:45 AM

timujin: Maybe I just haven't seen the movies he's "excellent" in.


it was Donnie Darko and he played the brother to his in-real-life sister.
 
2014-07-25 02:37:40 AM

mekkab: timujin: Maybe I just haven't seen the movies he's "excellent" in.

it was Donnie Darko and he played the brother to his in-real-life sister.


And I don't mean to be a jerk; it's hard to be real in front of a camera. He can ride that out with head held high.
 
2014-07-25 02:55:36 AM
Oh....NOT X-Men's Nightcrawler?

Nevermind, then.
 
2014-07-25 03:02:39 AM

timujin: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: timujin: I haven't ever been a fan of the guy's work, he's just never impressed me as an actor, but in this it looks like he might just.

You have bad taste. He's a fine actor and most of the movies he's in are excellent.

I've seen End of Watch, Prince of Persia and Brokeback Mountain.  I thought he was decent in Brokeback Mountain, but overshadowed by Ledger.  In Prince of Persia he was laughable and End of Watch wooden.  Maybe I just haven't seen the movies he's "excellent" in.


Well... Alright, maybe he is a bit wooden. Still, if you haven't seen them, check out Zodiac, or Donnie Darko, both pretty good films with good performances by him.
 
2014-07-25 05:01:47 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: timujin: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: timujin: I haven't ever been a fan of the guy's work, he's just never impressed me as an actor, but in this it looks like he might just.

You have bad taste. He's a fine actor and most of the movies he's in are excellent.

I've seen End of Watch, Prince of Persia and Brokeback Mountain.  I thought he was decent in Brokeback Mountain, but overshadowed by Ledger.  In Prince of Persia he was laughable and End of Watch wooden.  Maybe I just haven't seen the movies he's "excellent" in.

Well... Alright, maybe he is a bit wooden. Still, if you haven't seen them, check out Zodiac, or Donnie Darko, both pretty good films with good performances by him.


I haven't and, like I originally said, it looks like he's good in this. At the very least I don't think I'll be able to call this performance "wooden".
 
2014-07-25 07:15:48 AM
20 years ago, this part would be played by Tom Cruise.

Watch the trailer again and tell me you don't get a late early-to-mid '90s Cruise vibe from Gyllenhaal's performance.
 
2014-07-25 08:11:03 AM

EchoMike: 20 years ago, this part would be played by Tom Cruise.

Watch the trailer again and tell me you don't get a late early-to-mid '90s Cruise vibe from Gyllenhaal's performance.


So this will this be Gyllenhaal's Jerry McGuire?
 
2014-07-25 09:03:41 AM

Orgasmatron138: SurfaceTension: Giving Christian Bale a run for his money?

[cdn.wegotthiscovered.com image 480x300]

It's farking amazing that The Machinist came BETWEEN American Psycho and Batman Begins.


It's MILLER, isn't it!? I'm farking you so he's farking me!
 
2014-07-25 10:06:25 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: Dude, a ticket's only $1, it's not that big a deal.


The above.
 
2014-07-25 03:46:56 PM
Wait, so this movie isn't about fishing?
 
2014-07-25 10:20:18 PM

timujin: I haven't ever been a fan of the guy's work, he's just never impressed me as an actor, but in this it looks like he might just.


Clearly you've never seen Bubble Boy.
 
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