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2014-07-24 05:28:33 AM  
Umm....that I'm a woman.
 
2014-07-24 06:55:46 AM  
They forgot the ever-popular "Shaved Head", which means we don't give a fark what anyone thinks. And we save a hell of a lot of money on unneeded hair products.
 
2014-07-24 07:26:56 AM  
Mine says I haven't changed it since I was a kid, I use no "hair products", and I think I own a comb, but I don't know where it is.
 
2014-07-24 07:33:52 AM  
Mine says "tick tock, tick tock, you are getting older and will end up bald".

(List is stupid anyway)
 
2014-07-24 07:37:27 AM  

Son of Thunder: Mine says "tick tock, tick tock, you are getting older and will end up bald".


That's why I chose the Way of the Headblade. Why delay the inevitable?
 
2014-07-24 07:51:56 AM  
Mine says I'm sensual but not too far from innocence.
 
2014-07-24 07:53:42 AM  
Mine says that I have an excellent collection of round salad bowls.
 
2014-07-24 08:17:15 AM  
"Keep away, do not touch."

/my hair is known as "the Clump of Mystery"
//plus I am also affected by a bald patch
 
2014-07-24 08:20:58 AM  
That I need to go get a freakin'  hair cut. :P
 
2014-07-24 08:31:22 AM  

xanadian: That I need to go get a freakin'  hair cut. :P


Same here. I am starting to look like a damned hippie.
 
2014-07-24 08:40:33 AM  
Mine says that 1990 Glenn Frey called and wants his hairdo back.
 
2014-07-24 08:42:15 AM  

MmmmBacon: Son of Thunder: Mine says "tick tock, tick tock, you are getting older and will end up bald".

That's why I chose the Way of the Headblade. Why delay the inevitable?


That day is coming. It is the day when my hair crosses the line that separates "guy with hair that's a bit thin in the back but still looks like a guy with hair" from "balding guy". My wife (who has NO problem being brutally honest) has accepted it as her sworn duty to let me know exactly when the thinning spot on the back of my head has reached the point at which I look like a balding guy who needs to accept that he is balding. Then I will follow you in the Way of the Headblade.
 
2014-07-24 08:49:31 AM  
That mine's too soft to do anything with other than the boring style I've had for like forever.

Dense, but fine (which is an odd combo), and very soft.  And super straight.  Takes alot of product to get it to do anything but sit there.
 
2014-07-24 08:50:14 AM  
I guess what that says about me is that I'm the type of person that wishes he had different hair.
 
2014-07-24 08:52:44 AM  

Son of Thunder: MmmmBacon: Son of Thunder: Mine says "tick tock, tick tock, you are getting older and will end up bald".

That's why I chose the Way of the Headblade. Why delay the inevitable?

That day is coming. It is the day when my hair crosses the line that separates "guy with hair that's a bit thin in the back but still looks like a guy with hair" from "balding guy". My wife (who has NO problem being brutally honest) has accepted it as her sworn duty to let me know exactly when the thinning spot on the back of my head has reached the point at which I look like a balding guy who needs to accept that he is balding. Then I will follow you in the Way of the Headblade.


It takes a little getting used to.  But you'll be amazed at just how much fuss and trouble you actually go through for your hair on a daily basis (even if you're not the sort to consciously devote a lot of time to it), and that you never notice until you can stop doing it.  It's the little things that add up.

On the other hand, be prepared to be startled by your reflection for a couple of weeks; and if you have any habitual or nervous gestures that involve your hair, those can take months to go away.  (Mine used to be worn long, and I would either run my fingers straight back through the front of it, or gather the hair at the back together in both hands, whenever I was thinking about something.  Both gestures look really weird when you're shaved bald as a cue ball.)
 
2014-07-24 09:03:56 AM  

Diogenes: I guess what that says about me is that I'm the type of person that wishes he had different hair.


FTFM
 
2014-07-24 09:03:59 AM  
That I got sick and farkin' tired of going to the beauty salon every two farkin' weeks.

/Had most of my hair cut off while in college.
//Now I have it trimmed at a barber shop every three months or so.
 
2014-07-24 09:09:59 AM  
That I'm stuck in the 50s and go through a lot of pomade.
 
2014-07-24 09:26:37 AM  
That my Flowbee is still working great after nearly 25 years.
 
2014-07-24 09:33:11 AM  
I have the curly cue and there isn't a damn thing I can do about short of shaving my head.
 
2014-07-24 09:41:52 AM  

MmmmBacon: They forgot the ever-popular "Shaved Head", which means we don't give a fark what anyone thinks. And we save a hell of a lot of money on unneeded hair products.


i think it means you went bald and think you can hide that fact.
 
2014-07-24 09:42:32 AM  
I dunno. Finger length on top and a #4 on the sides. When it isn't long. Or whatever. Meh.
 
2014-07-24 10:03:39 AM  
I hate it when un-attributed commercial links get green lit.
 
2014-07-24 10:21:36 AM  
Mine says that I have fine, straight hair that you can't do too much with. Grow it long? Think Tom Petty or Neil Young.
 
2014-07-24 10:24:37 AM  
Metrosexual much that list is?
 
2014-07-24 11:43:54 AM  

xanadian: That I need to go get a freakin'  hair cut. :P


Same here.  It's almost 3/8" long now.  Goddamned shaggy mess up there.  Time to buzz that shiat back to stubble
 
2014-07-24 12:03:19 PM  

Wasteland: On the other hand, be prepared to be startled by your reflection for a couple of weeks; and if you have any habitual or nervous gestures that involve your hair, those can take months to go away.  (Mine used to be worn long, and I would either run my fingers straight back through the front of it, or gather the hair at the back together in both hands, whenever I was thinking about something.  Both gestures look really weird when you're shaved bald as a cue ball.)


Truth.  I had long hair in high school (pony tail down to the bottom of my shoulder blades) and then went into the Army.  For months after they buzzed me bald I would reflexively flip my non-existent pony tail up after pulling on a shirt or jacket.

/going to try head-blading in a few weeks, top is thin enough now that keeping it buzzed short isn't helping much anymore
//if it weren't for the balding would have grown the pony tail back
 
2014-07-24 12:10:48 PM  

MmmmBacon: They forgot the ever-popular "Shaved Head", which means we don't give a fark what anyone thinks. And we save a hell of a lot of money on unneeded hair products.


I shave my head in the summer, and grow it back in the winter.

\it's all about the comfort
 
2014-07-24 01:16:37 PM  
www.haircutimages.comwww.hahastop.comwww.costumemaze.com
 
2014-07-24 01:50:34 PM  
"Balding, and decided to fire my hair rather than let them quit."
 
2014-07-24 01:58:22 PM  
mybroadband.co.za
 
2014-07-24 02:05:01 PM  
www.bajiroo.com

thepwnzone.files.wordpress.com
www.sensacionalista.com.br
 
2014-07-24 02:08:45 PM  

mudpants: [www.bajiroo.com image 600x776]

[thepwnzone.files.wordpress.com image 493x326]
[www.sensacionalista.com.br image 400x300]


I can see a cult really gravitating towards that one:
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-24 02:12:33 PM  
failhair.com

media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
fosilfueled.com
 
2014-07-24 02:34:27 PM  
38.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-24 03:07:53 PM  
My hairstyle says "I need to get this crap out of my face so it'll stop bothering me but I donate every two years (to Wigs for Kids) so it's not as if I can keep it cut short."

/female, btw.
 
2014-07-24 03:14:22 PM  
That I cut my own hair
 
2014-07-24 08:02:32 PM  

Diogenes: That mine's too soft to do anything with other than the boring style I've had for like forever.

Dense, but fine (which is an odd combo), and very soft.  And super straight.  Takes alot of product to get it to do anything but sit there.



My brother has the same issue.  His secret is to visit barbers that specialize in Asian hair.  He goes to a Korean barber now, and he says he's never going back.
 
2014-07-24 11:24:18 PM  
Even for Buzzfeed that was boring.
 
2014-07-25 01:11:37 AM  

MmmmBacon: They forgot the ever-popular "Shaved Head", which means we don't give a fark what anyone thinks. And we save a hell of a lot of money on unneeded hair products.


I never waste time combing my hair.

I wake up, and it's already done. When I start noticing that it needs to be combed, then I shave my head again (Well, a week later).

I don't bic my head, mind you, but clippers with no guard works just dandy.
 
2014-07-25 02:03:42 AM  
That I don't color my hair.
 
2014-07-25 05:02:05 AM  
Mine says, "This is the last hairstyle I have left before I'm too bald to pull off anything else."
 
2014-07-25 06:59:53 AM  
My hairstyle says I DON'T READ FARKING BUZZFEED!
 
2014-07-25 10:30:04 AM  
I agree with David Mitchell in this 3 minute rant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWEa5__ROJg
 
2014-07-25 11:45:17 AM  

MmmmBacon: Son of Thunder: Mine says "tick tock, tick tock, you are getting older and will end up bald".

That's why I chose the Way of the Headblade. Why delay the inevitable?


Shoot, I was going bald before I started shaving my beard.
 
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