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(CrushPlate)   There once was a man from Limerick/ Who stepped out back with an exposed dick/ He looked at two girls in a pool/ Which they thought was not cool/ And now a new lawyer he must pick   (crushplate.com) divider line 23
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2014-07-24 08:46:57 AM  
6 votes:
The man from Haiku
Never gets into trouble.
Wonder why that is.
2014-07-24 07:42:38 AM  
6 votes:
A man from Limerick was found
waving his old boy around
two damsels were shocked
the cell door was locked
he now need a lawyer renowned
2014-07-24 08:00:42 AM  
4 votes:
There once was a man from Limerick
Who showed two girls his rigid dick
The cops said pharkit
This isn't Nantucket
And hauled him off lickety-quick
2014-07-24 08:06:24 AM  
3 votes:
This old man, from Lim'rick he hailed,
His penis, about him, he flailed,
When two girls spied him
The courts, they then tried him
His proffered defense, well, it failed
2014-07-24 10:55:55 AM  
2 votes:
A Fark thread can be entertaining
As some posters get to explaining
How the truth of their views
Is better than youse
You ignorant trolltard in training

/Yeah, I know it's off
2014-07-24 10:23:07 AM  
2 votes:
There once was a woman named Jill
And dynamite gave her a thrill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And one of her tits in Brazil

no, wait....

A Limerick man there once was
Who exposed his johnson because
Some tits he saw wobblin
But they thought him a goblin
And he was caught breaking some laws
2014-07-24 10:11:03 AM  
2 votes:

kevinatilusa: Limerick is actually pretty awkward for limericks.   The emphasis is on the wrong syllable for the meter.


A Limerick man was exposed
When he suddenly spotted some hos.
While down by the pool
They spotted his tool
So off to a prison he goes
2014-07-24 08:56:20 AM  
2 votes:
Good limericks can be a huge hassle
Without care they turn out quite facile
What we need is a pro
Someone in the know
This is a job for Carl Kasell
2014-07-24 08:53:40 AM  
2 votes:
A Limerick crime and quite recent:
Two girls spied a neighbour as he bent
A flagrant erection
In every direction
He's in for exposure indecent
2014-07-24 08:29:36 AM  
2 votes:
A thread about lim'ricks began
and quickly got out of hand
discourse about peters,
meters and cheaters
could get a poor fellow banned
2014-07-24 07:45:05 AM  
2 votes:
Rose are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
Others don't
2014-07-24 03:27:54 AM  
2 votes:
Okay, it's bugging me, I have to try.

There once was a man from Limerick,
Who really liked showing off his dick,
Two girls he did spy,
And foul they did cry,
So policed arrested the dumb prick.
2014-07-24 02:50:45 PM  
1 votes:

Mugato: In Limeric there once was a man
Who needed to show off his gland
To girls way too young
Now to jail he's flung
And his ass is so sore he can't stand


FTFY

/meter!
2014-07-24 10:59:28 AM  
1 votes:
A Limerick man, name of Rile
Waved his wang with panache and with style
But while looking for women
Found two girls who were swimmin'
And may not wave again 'til the trial
2014-07-24 10:37:29 AM  
1 votes:
Two girls got scared by a fool
Surreptitiously fondling his tool
It's sick and it's dense
And his second offense
He must really like prison gruel
2014-07-24 10:30:51 AM  
1 votes:
*scans headline*

*winces*

*cracks knuckles*


The Limerick township was aghast
To learn Liam had a dark past.
But then, lightning quick,
He whipped out his dick-
And then out of town he was cast.
2014-07-24 09:14:11 AM  
1 votes:
A Limerick fellow named Jock
Had a habit of flaunting his cock
But he went to a pool
To show off his tool
And wound up tout suite in the dock.

That's how scansion works, subby, you tard.
2014-07-24 09:03:19 AM  
1 votes:
From Limerick a man he did come
When dressing, he was evidently dumb.
When out popped his dick
A laugh sprang from the chick
It was nearly the size of his thumb.
2014-07-24 09:01:57 AM  
1 votes:
From Limerick once came a lad;
An impulse to exhibit he had.
Waved his wand at the pool,
Two girls in it said "Fool!
You had best lawyer up now, you cad!"
Biv
2014-07-24 08:55:25 AM  
1 votes:
In Limerick there lived a man
Who held his junk in his hand
By two girls he was seen
as he tugged on his peen
Now dude is locked in the can
2014-07-24 08:49:09 AM  
1 votes:

Devolving_Spud: A thread about lim'ricks began
and quickly got out of hand
discourse about peters,
meters and cheaters
could get a poor fellow banned


I enjoyed what you did with this rhyme
Meta humor, I think, is sublime
Though a limerick that's good
Should include something lewd
Coming up with some smut takes more time
2014-07-24 08:02:17 AM  
1 votes:
A man who thought he was hung
Started jacking to girls much too young
Unless he is rich
he'll be someone's biatch
when his cellmate's dick enters his bung
2014-07-24 07:45:50 AM  
1 votes:

Ambivalence: Okay, it's bugging me, I have to try.

There once was a man from Limerick,
Who really liked showing off his dick,
Two girls he did spy,
And foul they did cry,
So policed arrested the dumb prick.


The meter's off there as well.

There once was a man from Lim'rick,
Who really liked showing his dick,
Two girls he'd spy,
And foul they did cry,
So police arrested the prick.

/still sucks
 
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