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(AsiaOne)   Think the dating scene is hard now? Just wait until you're forced to smell bags of used t-shirts at the bars to find someone you might be compatible with   (news.asiaone.com) divider line 17
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2014-07-24 09:28:10 AM
That can be easily rigged.  All you have to do is toss a dash of Old Spice in with your T-Shirt and all the women will pick you.
 
2014-07-24 10:17:07 AM
8tracks.imgix.net
 
2014-07-24 12:40:56 PM
Another reason why I don't go to bars.
 
2014-07-24 12:41:48 PM
Not strange and certainly not new. This has been around for almost a decade now. It has some rather compelling, though not hard, science behind it. The olfactory element is quite important to attraction and desire.
 
2014-07-24 12:41:59 PM
collegetimes.com
 
2014-07-24 12:43:59 PM
Oh sorry, I had a case of the runs right before I got here and, would you believe, that damned gas station didn't have any toilet paper.
 
2014-07-24 12:44:45 PM

JackieRabbit: Not strange and certainly not new. This has been around for almost a decade now. It has some rather compelling, though not hard, science behind it. The olfactory element is quite important to attraction and desire.


Also your close relatives smell awful to you.

So, if the gene pool is shallow, might be a good way to avoid three eyed babies.
 
2014-07-24 12:47:32 PM
Sure, just try organizing a panties sniffing party.
 
2014-07-24 12:49:16 PM

mr0x: JackieRabbit: Not strange and certainly not new. This has been around for almost a decade now. It has some rather compelling, though not hard, science behind it. The olfactory element is quite important to attraction and desire.

Also your close relatives smell awful to you.

So, if the gene pool is shallow, might be a good way to avoid three eyed babies.


Might be onto something there. I know I love my wife's smell and always have. Can't say that I've never smelled a sister in the same way.
 
2014-07-24 12:50:04 PM
The problem is that your smell is more than just pheromones. Your diet and any drugs you take can make a huge difference. This is why I just spread my juice all over my shirt before putting it in the bag. If she likes that then I know she will have no problem with it on her face.
 
2014-07-24 12:54:30 PM
So, some things don't change. I still need a cologne that smells like money.
 
2014-07-24 12:54:48 PM

cig-mkr: Sure, just try organizing a panties sniffing party.


But these aren't in the pre-school class.
 
2014-07-24 12:57:58 PM

UberDave: That can be easily rigged.  All you have to do is toss a dash of Old Spice in with your T-Shirt and all the women will pick you.


If you toss a dash of chloroform you get to pick all the women.
 
2014-07-24 12:59:11 PM
1) Run marathon in t-shirt.
2) Stuff shirt into bag.
3) Jizz into bag.
4) Go to bar.
5) Drown in pussy.
 
2014-07-24 01:13:35 PM

Heamer: 1) Run marathon in t-shirt.
2) Stuff shirt into bag.
3) Jizz into bag.
4) Go to bar.
5) Drown in pussy.


Just don't walk into the wrong bar. You may find yourself drowning in jizz.
 
2014-07-24 04:08:07 PM
How is this not flagged as repeat with how many times this has shown up on Fark?
 
2014-07-24 05:46:44 PM
A humongous wad of cash apparently whacks the Pheromone Smeller right in the crotch
 
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