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(7 Deadly)   Twinkies find a new way to be relevant: just add weed   ( 7deadlymag.com) divider line
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2014-07-24 09:36:32 AM  
You put your weed in it?
 
2014-07-24 01:07:26 PM  
I've known several gay men who smoke weed, why is this just now hitting the news?
 
2014-07-24 01:11:05 PM  
As someone who smokes weed all the time, let me just proclaim that Twinkies are gross.
 
2014-07-24 01:14:27 PM  
This is either a wonderful way to save a few steps...

or the way to start a death spiral.

/I'll get the popcorn
 
2014-07-24 01:16:19 PM  
spongy beings

What spongy beings may look like


s.mcstatic.com
 
2014-07-24 01:16:28 PM  
You know what I put my weed in? More weed.

/doesn't really smoke.....*yet* (again?)
 
2014-07-24 01:17:07 PM  
www.american-buddha.com
 
2014-07-24 01:18:26 PM  
It's not the taste, it's the texture
 
2014-07-24 01:20:13 PM  
So in all the places that weed is legal they've been having to mark the treats as being obviously not normal treats, hence lime green dyes everywhere.

If you eat that stuff, it turns your poop green- not quite as bright as blue gatorade will, but it's fairly gross looking.


That being said- don't eat too many beets. You'll freak the fark out, man.
 
2014-07-24 01:24:26 PM  

Mentalpatient87: As someone who smokes weed all the time, let me just proclaim that Twinkies are gross.


This. About once a decade, I treat myself to a twinkie. After the first bite, I remember the reason I don't eat twinkies is not because they are unhealthy, but because they don't taste good.

Also, ob:

i.huffpost.com
 
2014-07-24 01:29:30 PM  

tlars699: So in all the places that weed is legal they've been having to mark the treats as being obviously not normal treats, hence lime green dyes everywhere.


Well, Colorado is developing new packaging guidelines for edibles to make them distinct from regular food. A seriously overdue set of regulations. And I've never heard of anyone using green dye to mark them, many of them have a 'natural' greenish hue anyway.
 
2014-07-24 01:33:30 PM  
But the Twinkies have WEED in them that will make you eat more Twinkies that have WEED in them...
 
2014-07-24 01:46:34 PM  
Weed Twinkies are a gateway drug.
Next thing you know, all the cool kids will be snorting them.
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2014-07-24 01:59:43 PM  
As much as I enjoy weed, that's just farking gross. Certain tastes do not belong together.
 
2014-07-24 02:15:38 PM  
Maybe I'm just really hungry, but those twinkies look damn good!
 
2014-07-24 03:31:12 PM  

tlars699: So in all the places that weed is legal they've been having to mark the treats as being obviously not normal treats, hence lime green dyes everywhere.

If you eat that stuff, it turns your poop green- not quite as bright as blue gatorade will, but it's fairly gross looking.


That being said- don't eat too many beets. You'll freak the fark out, man.


Forgetting that you ate beets the day before and taking a shiat will make you give you an anxiety attack and make you shiat in the dark for a month in hopes that the issue goes the way of the tissue.
 
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2014-07-24 03:49:05 PM  
They don't even work so what a ripoff !! For the same price you could just get a hit of acid
 
2014-07-24 04:02:21 PM  

v15: They don't even work so what a ripoff !!


Next you're going to tell me that feeding mayonnaise to tuna fish doesn't work.
 
2014-07-24 06:33:13 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: But the Twinkies have WEED in them that will make you eat more Twinkies that have WEED in them...


Gotta admit it's an ingenious marketing plan.
 
2014-07-25 07:19:31 AM  
I'll just stick to hot dogs and easy cheese on my Twinkie, thank you very much!

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2014-07-25 07:35:46 PM  
I tried Twinkies after the Hostess bankruptcy. They're a cheap knockoff.
 
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