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(Metro)   Note to self: Never order a Flaming Lamborghini at the bar   (metro.co.uk) divider line 48
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2014-07-24 10:34:27 AM  
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-24 01:03:37 PM  
Drink like a douche...

Get douchey results.
 
2014-07-24 01:05:58 PM  
guy on the right thinks it's hilarious
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-24 01:06:01 PM  
What a flaming Lamborghini might look like:

www.mercedescla.org
 
2014-07-24 01:09:12 PM  
I hope he tipped her.

/always wondered what bars looked like 3rd world eurotrash nations
 
2014-07-24 01:11:05 PM  
Walker's Flaming Porsche is more of a rail drink...
 
2014-07-24 01:11:31 PM  
From what I've read, it sounds like nothing I would want to drink.  Blue Curacao, with Irish Cream, then a mix of Sambuca and Kahlua come flaming in?  Gross.  Orange milk with a chocolate coffee black licorice kick to it?  No thanks.
 
2014-07-24 01:15:32 PM  

WhiskeySticks: I hope he tipped her.

/always wondered what bars looked like 3rd world eurotrash nations


You don't understand the definition of 3rd world.

/who cares if a drunk, kid or idiot insults your nation.
 
2014-07-24 01:22:39 PM  
Anyone that does flaming shots deserves to have their face set on fire. What is even the point?
 
2014-07-24 01:23:00 PM  

spawn73: WhiskeySticks: I hope he tipped her.

/always wondered what bars looked like 3rd world eurotrash nations

You don't understand the definition of 3rd world.

/who cares if a drunk, kid or idiot insults your nation.



I understand that wearing a track suit over there is considered dressing up.
 
2014-07-24 01:26:47 PM  
During my Navy years, the safety memorandums that went around often included a story of someone (officer or enlisted, it mattered not) who partook of a flaming beverage that always ended in the subject burning his/her face.  Hence the reason for being mentioned in the safety memorandum.
 
2014-07-24 01:27:15 PM  
Thank god it was just his face.
I cringed at the thought of a nice car burning.
 
2014-07-24 01:27:28 PM  
You are supposed to put the flame out before you drink it.
 
2014-07-24 01:29:53 PM  

abhorrent1: Anyone that does flaming shots deserves to have their face set on fire. What is even the point?


Agreed.
My brother, half way through a bottle of Sambuca decided on a dare to actually have a flaming Sambuca shot. He forgot to blow out the flame and ended up with a really nice scar on his cheek.
We all thought it was funny.
 
2014-07-24 01:30:26 PM  
So, there's no video? Just one captured frame?
 
2014-07-24 01:31:40 PM  
Had a buddy who once spilled a glass of Harbor Lights (Bailey's, Kahlua, and Bacardi 151 floating and burning on top) all down the bar.  That was the last time they served it indoors.
 
2014-07-24 01:31:44 PM  
The face, the face, the face is on fire.
 
2014-07-24 01:32:32 PM  

ransack.: So, there's no video? Just one captured frame?


HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT,
 
2014-07-24 01:46:50 PM  
I can only afford a slightly warm Farmont
 
2014-07-24 01:47:45 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-24 01:59:05 PM  

Bruce Campbell: From what I've read, it sounds like nothing I would want to drink.  Blue Curacao, with Irish Cream, then a mix of Sambuca and Kahlua come flaming in?  Gross.  Orange milk with a chocolate coffee black licorice kick to it?  No thanks.


It sounds like the type of douchey teen drink you order to prove your manliness.  Getting your face lit up in the process is just a bonus stamp on your man card.

/10 flaming faces and you get a free drink.
 
2014-07-24 02:16:42 PM  

WhiskeySticks: spawn73: WhiskeySticks: I hope he tipped her.

/always wondered what bars looked like 3rd world eurotrash nations

You don't understand the definition of 3rd world.

/who cares if a drunk, kid or idiot insults your nation.


I understand that wearing a track suit over there is considered dressing up.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casual_(subculture)

Yes, in many subcultures wearing expensive designer tracksuits is the thing to do.
 
2014-07-24 02:26:32 PM  
That's what you get for drinking at a bar that keeps their tapped kegs underneath the counter and not in the basement.
 
2014-07-24 02:28:17 PM  

ImOscar: That's what you get for drinking at a bar that keeps their tapped kegs underneath the counter and not in the basement.


+1
 
2014-07-24 02:34:39 PM  
You think with all the technology around and videos on youtube people would learn *sigh*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgWxr_i9wIg
 
2014-07-24 03:28:45 PM  
Good thing he didn't order the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
 
2014-07-24 03:32:26 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Drink like a douche...

Get douchey results.


Done in 2.
 
2014-07-24 03:36:15 PM  
I hope he didn't have to pay for it.
 
2014-07-24 03:44:49 PM  
Gotta be better than having a Holy Bartender
www.imfdb.org
 
2014-07-24 04:05:49 PM  
31.media.tumblr.com

The Screaming Viking isn't much better
 
2014-07-24 04:30:29 PM  
I wonder what he's gonna do with his new bar.
 
2014-07-24 04:41:44 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Walker's Flaming Porsche is more of a rail drink...


I prefer the Michael Hasting Burning Benz*

*must be drunk with a tinfoil hat on
 
2014-07-24 05:08:21 PM  

WhiskeySticks: always wondered what bars looked like 3rd world eurotrash nations


Says the guy from Wisconsin, who then promptly disappeared in a puff of irony
 
2014-07-24 05:10:35 PM  
I watched a guy catch his beard on fire drinking a flaming shot.  The bartender calmly lifted the seltzer bottle and sprayed it out.  I laughed my ass off.
 
2014-07-24 05:15:58 PM  

spawn73: Yes, in many subcultures wearing expensive designer tracksuits is the thing to do.


wiki.tarantino.info
 
2014-07-24 05:33:00 PM  
www.bjd.com.cn

Too much Vermouth
 
2014-07-24 05:50:47 PM  

unyon: WhiskeySticks: always wondered what bars looked like 3rd world eurotrash nations

Says the guy from Wisconsin, who then promptly disappeared in a puff of irony


shiat son, the only reason why our taverns close is because of those whiny coonts in MADD. Open promptly at 6 am for breakfast drinkables.

But speaking of poverty, how's Alberta treating you this time of year?
 
2014-07-24 06:03:32 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: Thank god it was just his face.
I cringed at the thought of a nice car burning.


Same, in fact even a Lamborghini burning would be pretty sad come to think of it.
 
2014-07-24 06:16:25 PM  

Bruce Campbell: From what I've read, it sounds like nothing I would want to drink.  Blue Curacao, with Irish Cream, then a mix of Sambuca and Kahlua come flaming in?  Gross.  Orange milk with a chocolate coffee black licorice kick to it?  No thanks.


I bet its extra good right after brushing your teeth.
 
2014-07-24 07:21:31 PM  
Reminds me of the time this chick I was seeing thought she'd stoke the bonfire by pouring some gasoline on it.   Straight out of the jerrycan.   Good times,   good times.    /csb
 
2014-07-24 07:51:14 PM  
Can tell how oblivious bartenders are to the customers; the other girl just keeps on pouring beers, not even realizing someone was just on fire, or that there are people freaking out in front of her.
 
2014-07-24 09:02:56 PM  
Subby, when that drink lights your face on fire it's called a Paul Walker.
 
2014-07-24 10:20:11 PM  
The only justification for writing an "article" about that video is if they did some research. They talk to the bar, talk to the guy. No, I'll just steal the video and write my own description.
 
2014-07-24 10:24:12 PM  
I hope he has health care.
 
2014-07-24 11:26:41 PM  
Was in Auburn Hills MI for IT training about 15 yrs ago and at one of the bars afterward, one of the guys doing the training thought it would be fun to see if I'd drink one of these. Downed it no problem, but damned if I can remember what else happened that night.
 
2014-07-25 06:58:20 AM  

TheMega: Can tell how oblivious bartenders are to the customers; the other girl just keeps on pouring beers, not even realizing someone was just on fire, or that there are people freaking out in front of her.


I'm guessing after enough time bartending, you probably learn to just shut off the noise and ignore all the obnoxiousness. Especially if you work in the kind of frat-bro bar where people tend to do flaming shots. The whooping, hollering and hi-fiving must be deafening.
 
2014-07-25 11:18:07 AM  

jehovahs witness protection: Thank god it was just his face.
I cringed at the thought of a nice car burning.


How do you make a fine Italian wine?

Sideswipe his Maserati.

/ba-dum bump
 
2014-07-25 01:14:26 PM  
looks like she lights the drink, then pours more.  Thats not how it works sweetheart!

i.ytimg.com
 
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