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(Mirror.co.uk)   Don't you just hate it when you're so drunk you confuse the cabin door on your flight with the restroom?   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 7
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2014-07-24 10:05:50 AM
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johnny_vegas: moel: "...i am a man, and as such incapable of exerting the best part of 3 tons of force on a door"

so a woman could?

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2014-07-24 11:34:11 AM
1 votes:
Don't you just hate it when you're so drunk you confuse the cabin door on your flight with the restroom?  they serve booze on a flight for no reason other than to make another dollar and a cent more.

flying with Drunks is no way to fly.


if you need to drink on a flight somewhere, maybe you should check into AA for some discussion.  when you get off the plane, go get snockered at the airport watering hole. that way, we aren't stuck in the sky at 40,000 feet with your dumb ass.
2014-07-24 11:07:41 AM
1 votes:
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The door won't open in flight unless you use eye lasers to cut a large hole in the door to equalize pressure first.
2014-07-24 11:01:22 AM
1 votes:

ransack.: Don't you have to pay like four dollars to get in the bathroom on a RyanAir flight? That should have tipped him off.


That's the thing, the exit door costs $10.
2014-07-24 10:14:40 AM
1 votes:

trevzie: Those doors should really have a lock based on an altimeter so they can't be opened at 30,000 feet.


They don't open at 30,000.  The guy moved the handle, that's all.  Even an elephant couldn't actually open the door in flight, there's no need for a lock.

Fubini: The judge is a little bit of a drama queen here. The door can't open in flight, it's designed that way.


Actually, it's designed so that in case of failure it can't open.  Keeping a passenger from opening it is an extra benefit.
2014-07-24 10:06:48 AM
1 votes:

ChipNASA: Diogenes: The court was told that the 26-year-old was drinking his own beer on the flight and moved towards the door to open it at 7.45pm.

I can't bring toothpaste on a flight but this guy slips a 6 pack on?

He's British. It's a rule.


Since when is a Polish guy flying to Ireland British?
2014-07-24 09:05:15 AM
1 votes:
The court was told that the 26-year-old was drinking his own beer on the flight and moved towards the door to open it at 7.45pm.

I can't bring toothpaste on a flight but this guy slips a 6 pack on?
 
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