Excuses, excuses, Flootie.

You flatter me, whenever you are in Dallas give me a buzz, I show you all that is TX.

or at least my .... well

Darn it, there are more pics of burb? How do I get on that mailing list?

token, e-mail me an address on the yahoo address

it's just a face pic, but I think cat will agree that it's nice

I'm working on it...I just sent it to farkin_catatonic

i just got a "i'm So-and-So and this is my penis" i LOVE it!!!

thank you farker! you get the same, an 8.5 (bonus points for face, humor, personality to get the 10)

very very nice indeed though...it's a plethera (sp) of puppy killing goods tonight!

/loves farkers

kteela

still looking? wheres mine?

Here's my pic at www.ratemyschlong.com -- http://RateMySchlong.com/X.php/V/9240

designated adult, changed that now

Burb - Darn yahoo won't let me go to your profile - for the sake of privacy, what's the number after your screen name?

nevermind

http://profiles.yahoo.com/porsche972

and token, I don't think you are banned any more

nope, just keeping the bases covered.

wow, the women on fark have sunken to new lows, it's almost as bad as the male farkers who grovel for more naked women pics... touche

have the tables turned? I guess that statistics about female watching as much porn as males is true after all...

i'm not sure it's sinking to new lows so much as accomplishing many things at once. We're encouraging our farker bretheren who want to dable in exhibitionism, we're evening out the weeners/boobies ratio, and since we prefer real men, we're kindly asking our fellow farkers if they would help out a friend in need :)

all very nice and respectful :)

/would like more weeners now

not to mention that the men LOVED the attention....

/fails to see the harm, and more weeners

Don't care if this is a low - comfy on bottom with this kind of company. More please!

all 287 posts... hey, I'm not knocking, the playing field has been leveled..


it was about time!!!!

token, mail 4 you

Mal, that was great. Totally worth waiting for.

Ceph, you're such a cutie. Sure you don't wanna post any pics?

Lalalala thanks for those awesome pics. Looking great there! :)

and messenger is online if any of you ladies want to talk to a good guy

burb, i would, but uh, which messenger?
and what handle?

cat

the porsche972 id on yahoo

Hary Pooter:

There really should be a club for guy-dorks. We are out there ya know.

hechz:

you start one and I'll join :p I still get made fun of for my frodo crush ;)

best weeners thread ever, i agree!

good job mal!

( my guess is that mal has been smiling all day long )

1 - mal & my other voyueristicly inclined Farkers- props 2 your guts...

2- while i dont have the same...(guts(!) ladies..guts(!)..please be kind :) , i dont mean to rob the atmosphere (as heady as it is..err...pun unintended) but i just was wondering - wasnt 3horn the first Farker to show you his willy???

/someday..maybe just someday......oh,who am i kidding!

Interesting thread. I don't peruse the weeners threads but seeing all the reactions on here made me think. What about a FARK beauty pageant? Have all the guys/girls submit headshots and we can crown a Mr./Ms. FARK/FARKETTE.

Seeing weeners isn't all that important. Us guys have them. Between that and looks, I would think the face is what most people would want to see.

Gonzo76
Seeing weeners isn't all that important.

Yes, yes it is.
I like seeing weeners.

In case any of you lovely Farkettes are still looking at this thread, I thought I would throw in my 2 cents. (Well hopefully its worth more than that)

I have a pic of myself on here.....enjoy!

Click Me!

jimmy23pa,

Thank you for my breakfeast! :)

Best weeners thread ever.

Thanks fellas. :D

Hey ladies... I have a 12 inch penis... AROUND.

You think about that.

/Stiffler.

Awesome weiners thread! WTG Fark boys, for rising to the challenge. Heh.

Im bummed this thread died, cuz sharing is caring.

/exhibitionist

Sharing is caring, alizeran. Don't hold back on our account.

Here is a link to a few more pics I have....hope you like!

NSFW PICS

Man, it's a lock that you guys are gonna end up on gay porn sites for the rest of eternity.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

http://ratemyschlong.com/vote.php?itemid=26386

my contribution to humanity

fyi, 36, divorced and living
in picturesque northwest ct.

Memo: You people are all insane. This is the most disturbing thread I've read in a very long time. I've no recourse but to turn off the internet.

That's funny, one of your "likes" on your profile is porn.

the face is terrible.

the body is beautiful.

but it still leaves me wondering, where is all the body hair?

i'm such a sucker for them skinny boys.

i think i'm going to go climb into bed and cuddle with mine. :D

Sure, I like porn. I was refering more to this bizarre show-and-tell of eachother's private parts by a bunch of adults (allegedly) that has me a little freaked out. I've probably got issues, though, so pay me no heed.

i'm digging all these farker pics of their weeners. this is a trend i think needs to be kept up...no pun intended. ;)