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(Denver Channel)   If you're going to rob a bank, don't wear a shirt with your first name on it   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 33
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2014-07-24 12:24:55 AM  
... or do wear a shirt with someone else's name on it! Thanks!
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2014-07-24 12:32:35 AM  
But, how do I know which shirt is mine if it doesn't have my name on it?

justcomedies.com
 
2014-07-24 12:50:57 AM  
My first thought was "as long as his name isn't something common, that is probably a bad idea."
 
2014-07-24 01:20:54 AM  
That is not the picture of a man who makes good decisions in life.

That is, however, the picture of a man who is very familiar with the usage of Methamphetamines.
 
2014-07-24 01:49:21 AM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-07-24 02:35:31 AM  
Al Coholic.

Nah, to obvious
 
2014-07-24 02:53:34 AM  
"This time, I'm gonna wear a mask and not yell out my name quite so much."
 
2014-07-24 02:54:37 AM  
Much better than a shirt with his last name on it.
 
2014-07-24 03:03:50 AM  
www.artfire.com
 
2014-07-24 03:10:54 AM  

phrawgh: Much better than a shirt with his last name on it.


Pssh.   If it isn't your picture, you're an amateur.

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2014-07-24 04:19:44 AM  
Dropping your foe's wallet at a crime scene is pretty much default.
 
2014-07-24 04:34:07 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-24 05:33:04 AM  
We's usin' code names.
 
2014-07-24 05:33:33 AM  
That snazzy hairstyle makes him look like he's going really fast, even when he's standing still...
 
2014-07-24 05:57:17 AM  
"That I took from the back this morning."

Wut
 
2014-07-24 06:05:26 AM  
Because it's
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2014-07-24 06:08:12 AM  
Even if we're using code names?
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2014-07-24 07:01:45 AM  
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2014-07-24 07:26:25 AM  
Martinez said that he and his wife had been evicted from their home three weeks ago and they'd moved into the Ramada Inn three days earlier.  The suspect told investigators that he got up that morning while his wife was still asleep, drove straight to the bank and robbed it, the police statement stated.  He drove back to the motel and later "told his wife that he had borrowed the money and did not tell her that he had robbed the bank," according to the statement.

Man, that's a sad story.

Martinez has prior arrests for assault with a deadly weapon, forgery, criminal impersonation, DUI hit and run and resisting arrest, according to the Colorado Bureau of Investigation.

Uh... check that.
 
2014-07-24 07:32:24 AM  
God, that was the most lackluster bank robbery I ever read about. Boring as shiat. He even looks boring.
 
2014-07-24 07:35:18 AM  

Dicky B: phrawgh: Much better than a shirt with his last name on it.

Pssh.   If it isn't your picture, you're an amateur.

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Arrgh. Why does this look so familiar?
 
2014-07-24 07:41:07 AM  

theknuckler_33: Martinez said that he and his wife had been evicted from their home three weeks ago and they'd moved into the Ramada Inn three days earlier.  The suspect told investigators that he got up that morning while his wife was still asleep, drove straight to the bank and robbed it, the police statement stated.  He drove back to the motel and later "told his wife that he had borrowed the money and did not tell her that he had robbed the bank," according to the statement.

Man, that's a sad story.

Martinez has prior arrests for assault with a deadly weapon, forgery, criminal impersonation, DUI hit and run and resisting arrest, according to the Colorado Bureau of Investigation.

Uh... check that.


Yeah, I had the same reaction.
 
2014-07-24 08:11:07 AM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-24 08:15:48 AM  
I can't help it that my parents named me Abercrombie.
 
2014-07-24 08:31:18 AM  
991.com

This is a stickup!

Everybody relax and empty your balls er....I mean.... empty your wallets!
 
2014-07-24 09:25:24 AM  
i1280.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-24 10:03:50 AM  

wildcardjack: Dropping your foe's wallet at a crime scene is pretty much default.


While wearing a shirt with your foe's name on it? Also, put your foe's license plate on your car.

Although it seems pretty uncommon for them to actually get the plate number.
 
2014-07-24 10:11:12 AM  

Bob The Nob: We's usin' code names.


Y'all hear that? We're using code names!
 
2014-07-24 10:16:17 AM  

nytmare: wildcardjack: Dropping your foe's wallet at a crime scene is pretty much default.

While wearing a shirt with your foe's name on it? Also, put your foe's license plate on your car.

Although it seems pretty uncommon for them to actually get the plate number.


Hey, be sure to do it while he's doing something else he's not supposed to be doing. While he's diddling the baby-sitter or at the no-tell with his gay lover.
 
2014-07-24 10:29:56 AM  
www.founditemclothing.com
Keep the shirt,it's a nice touch..
 
2014-07-24 11:09:36 AM  
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2014-07-24 12:09:42 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-24 12:24:32 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: [www.founditemclothing.com image 240x210]
Keep the shirt,it's a nice touch..


Came to post that. Well done.
 
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