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(ESPN)   Mark McGwire slams door on reconciling with Mark Canseco: "I don't care to ever speak to him again....What he did was wrong." Stops just short of "and I would have gotten away with it except for this meddling Jose"   (espn.go.com ) divider line
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2014-07-23 07:42:31 PM  
i1079.photobucket.com
"Do you want to know the terrifying truth? Or do you want to see me sock a few dingers!?"
 
2014-07-23 07:44:42 PM  
Mark Canseco?

"Forget it, he's rolling."
 
2014-07-23 07:44:44 PM  
Mark Canseco?

/am I missing the joke?
 
2014-07-23 07:45:45 PM  
I wonder what their old manager Mark LaRussa thinks of the situation
 
2014-07-23 07:47:56 PM  
Oh christ.  Sorry guys.  I had Mark on the brain.  my bad.


/Josemitter
 
2014-07-23 07:48:41 PM  
I'm Mark Canseco! I'm Mark Canseco!
 
2014-07-23 07:50:20 PM  
Mark Maris and Mark Aaron will always be the real homerun kings
 
2014-07-23 07:52:35 PM  

WTF Indeed: Mark Maris and Mark Aaron will always be the real homerun kings


MARK LAMAR BONDS!

or Mark Oh if you people stop ignoring Japan.
 
2014-07-23 07:53:54 PM  

haemaker: or Mark Oh if you people stop ignoring Japan.


No one who knows their Marks from their Marks counts Japan.
 
2014-07-23 07:55:44 PM  
FTFA: "I can care less what he does," McGwire said.

I was ok with the steroids, but this improper use of grammar is a bridge too far.  Mark, you're off my Christmas card list.
 
2014-07-23 07:57:33 PM  
Where have you gone
Mark DiMaggio
Our nation turns it's lonely eyes to you
Woo woo woo
Mark mark mark
 
2014-07-23 08:07:23 PM  
Mark Ruth would have been a roid rager.  He knew how to compete.
 
2014-07-23 08:14:50 PM  
Somebody must have gotten into Mark Makers.
 
2014-07-23 08:22:33 PM  

unyon: FTFA: "I can care less what he does," McGwire said.

I was ok with the steroids, but this improper use of grammar is a bridge too far.  Mark, you're off my Christmas card list.


s2.hubimg.com
 
2014-07-23 08:28:15 PM  

rickythepenguin: Oh christ.  Sorry guys.  I had Mark on the brain.  my bad.


/Josemitter


A mark on your brain?!
Gee, I hope you've seen a good neurosurgeon.
 
2014-07-23 08:30:47 PM  
Mark Bonds know what was going on there.
 
2014-07-23 08:34:27 PM  

PhiloeBedoe: "Do you want to know the terrifying truth? Or do you want to see me sock a few dingers!?"


That's just it... people DIDN'T want to know the truth. It wasn't until Jose saw the profit opportunity in being the snitch that it mattered to anybody. And that's the truth. McGwire had andro on the shelf in his locker, he was asked about it, and that's where it ended. Nobody cared. What Jose did WAS wrong.

/Don't care if they dope
//No "integrity of the game" nonsense unless you acknowledge every single documented historical cheater and pull them from the Hall
 
2014-07-23 08:36:40 PM  
"I'm not here to talk about the past."

Fu*k you, asshole.
 
2014-07-23 08:38:33 PM  

rickythepenguin: Oh christ.  Sorry guys.  I had Mark on the brain.  my bad.


/Josemitter


And yet the mods greened it. But hey, that's on them. A green for you!
 
2014-07-23 09:16:08 PM  

jaylectricity: Somebody must have gotten into Mark Makers.


I thought that was Maker's Mark?
 
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2014-07-23 09:16:15 PM  
Those two were a funky bunch, Mark y Mark.
 
2014-07-23 09:22:40 PM  

TheOther: jaylectricity: Somebody must have gotten into Mark Makers.

I thought that was Maker's Mark?


To those folks wondering what famous people are Farkers, my I introduce: Mark Roelithsberger.
 
2014-07-23 10:14:05 PM  

TheOther: jaylectricity: Somebody must have gotten into Mark Makers.

I thought that was Maker's Mark?


Well everybody else's joke had "Mark" first, so I didn't want to seem weird.
 
2014-07-23 10:20:19 PM  
two drug users have an uninteresting hissy fit
YAWN
 
2014-07-23 11:21:47 PM  
Ironic how he is still mad that he was outed, yet today's guys who get busted are vilified while McGwire is, for the most part, well-liked.
 
2014-07-23 11:22:41 PM  
Mark Canseco's favorite pop star: Jose-ee Jose Wahlberg
 
2014-07-23 11:24:21 PM  
Sister Hollis: What is "Mark"?
Mark: You're Mark. Everyone and everything is referred to as Mark.
Agent Sphinx: Doesn't that get confusing?
Mark: Oh no. Watch this. Hey, Mark!
Mark:[in orange robe]: Yes?
Mark: You see?
 
2014-07-23 11:24:37 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: I'm Mark Canseco! I'm Mark Canseco!


img.fark.net
NO! I'M Mark Canseco!
 
2014-07-23 11:27:46 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
approves of this thread.
 
2014-07-23 11:31:19 PM  
Heh. Fark Juicy McGwire.

I don't take exception to all PED users. Just the known assholes and liars.

Conseco's no saint but do you really think you should throw that stone from your dick-infested glass house Mark?
 
2014-07-23 11:31:33 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2014-07-23 11:32:48 PM  
Mark Mays was the greatest
 
2014-07-23 11:33:39 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: PhiloeBedoe: "Do you want to know the terrifying truth? Or do you want to see me sock a few dingers!?"

That's just it... people DIDN'T want to know the truth. It wasn't until Jose saw the profit opportunity in being the snitch that it mattered to anybody. And that's the truth. McGwire had andro on the shelf in his locker, he was asked about it, and that's where it ended. Nobody cared. What Jose did WAS wrong.

/Don't care if they dope
//No "integrity of the game" nonsense unless you acknowledge every single documented historical cheater and pull them from the Hall


I feel exactly the same way.  If this is the standard, my consolation is that Pete Rose still doesn't get into the Hall, because him and everyone for decades took speed.
 
2014-07-23 11:36:49 PM  
Mark my words...

/that's all I got
//you guys got all the good ones already
 
2014-07-23 11:43:28 PM  
The cry of the hairlipped dog MARK! MARK!
 
2014-07-23 11:46:33 PM  
Thank god Mark Jeter is clean.
 
2014-07-23 11:47:32 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: PhiloeBedoe: "Do you want to know the terrifying truth? Or do you want to see me sock a few dingers!?"

That's just it... people DIDN'T want to know the truth. It wasn't until Jose saw the profit opportunity in being the snitch that it mattered to anybody. And that's the truth. McGwire had andro on the shelf in his locker, he was asked about it, and that's where it ended. Nobody cared. What Jose did WAS wrong.

/Don't care if they dope
//No "integrity of the game" nonsense unless you acknowledge every single documented historical cheater and pull them from the Hall


I'm of the mind 'what damage has been done has been done, but we can at least endeavor to avoid any further damage'. Far as I'm concerned, if you put Bonds in the Hall, you might as well just abolish all steroid controls whatsoever because you're never going to be able to stop kids and minor leaguers from doping their eyeballs out after that. They'll just say 'well, you knew Bonds was doping and you put him in the Hall, what makes me any different?' before shooting up right the hell in front of you. And there isn't really anything you could tell them.
 
2014-07-23 11:50:52 PM  
Fark them both.
 
2014-07-23 11:51:26 PM  

Gosling: Adolf Oliver Nipples: PhiloeBedoe: "Do you want to know the terrifying truth? Or do you want to see me sock a few dingers!?"

That's just it... people DIDN'T want to know the truth. It wasn't until Jose saw the profit opportunity in being the snitch that it mattered to anybody. And that's the truth. McGwire had andro on the shelf in his locker, he was asked about it, and that's where it ended. Nobody cared. What Jose did WAS wrong.

/Don't care if they dope
//No "integrity of the game" nonsense unless you acknowledge every single documented historical cheater and pull them from the Hall

I'm of the mind 'what damage has been done has been done, but we can at least endeavor to avoid any further damage'. Far as I'm concerned, if you put Bonds in the Hall, you might as well just abolish all steroid controls whatsoever because you're never going to be able to stop kids and minor leaguers from doping their eyeballs out after that. They'll just say 'well, you knew Bonds was doping and you put him in the Hall, what makes me any different?' before shooting up right the hell in front of you. And there isn't really anything you could tell them.


Well said.
 
2014-07-23 11:52:02 PM  

slotz: Fark them both.


Well said.
 
2014-07-24 12:02:02 AM  
We wouldn't even have had this scandal if Mark Selig hadn't turned a blind eye to the steroid abuse that was going on.
 
2014-07-24 12:07:19 AM  

PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 310x230]
"Do you want to know the terrifying truth? Or do you want to see me sock a few dingers!?"


Truer words were never spoken, and I can attest to the fact that I ABSOLUTELY wanted to see him hit a few dingers when I lived in Hayweird and went to games.

And anybody who says 'We Didn't Know Then What We Know Now' is completely full of shiat. EVERYBODY knew.
 
2014-07-24 12:10:42 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

"Me and my friend Mark are unimpressed with this headline"
 
2014-07-24 12:16:18 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

Yea, fark you McGwire
 
2014-07-24 12:26:24 AM  

bglove25: Adolf Oliver Nipples: PhiloeBedoe: "Do you want to know the terrifying truth? Or do you want to see me sock a few dingers!?"

That's just it... people DIDN'T want to know the truth. It wasn't until Jose saw the profit opportunity in being the snitch that it mattered to anybody. And that's the truth. McGwire had andro on the shelf in his locker, he was asked about it, and that's where it ended. Nobody cared. What Jose did WAS wrong.

/Don't care if they dope
//No "integrity of the game" nonsense unless you acknowledge every single documented historical cheater and pull them from the Hall

I feel exactly the same way.  If this is the standard, my consolation is that Pete Rose still doesn't get into the Hall, because him and everyone for decades took speed.


Mark Rose

ftfy
 
2014-07-24 12:44:59 AM  
Canseco sold everyone out to sell books, not to make the game any better.  He tries to act like some kind of saint because of it too.
 
2014-07-24 12:51:00 AM  

bglove25: Adolf Oliver Nipples: PhiloeBedoe: "Do you want to know the terrifying truth? Or do you want to see me sock a few dingers!?"

That's just it... people DIDN'T want to know the truth. It wasn't until Jose saw the profit opportunity in being the snitch that it mattered to anybody. And that's the truth. McGwire had andro on the shelf in his locker, he was asked about it, and that's where it ended. Nobody cared. What Jose did WAS wrong.

/Don't care if they dope
//No "integrity of the game" nonsense unless you acknowledge every single documented historical cheater and pull them from the Hall

I feel exactly the same way.  If this is the standard, my consolation is that Pete Rose still doesn't get into the Hall, because him and everyone for decades took speed.


Pete Rose did something a lot worse than drugs in baseball-Gambling.

The Black Socks scandal shook the nation pretty badly. As mentioned, McGwire didn't really hide it at the time. He didn't lie about it either at the hearings, taking the 5th.  It would have been better if he came out, but I think he probably felt that since everyone else was doping, he wasn't doing anything wrong.
 
2014-07-24 12:56:45 AM  
I blame Mark Damone
 
2014-07-24 01:03:31 AM  
An asterisk is a kind of mark, right?
 
2014-07-24 01:14:01 AM  

Farkenhostile: Canseco sold everyone out to sell books, not to make the game any better.  He tries to act like some kind of saint because of it too.


I'm not buying that. It sounds like some type of 'Warrior Code' bullshiat. I remember what people said when the book came out. They flat out called him a liar.
 
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