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2014-07-23 07:50:55 PM  
The person who wrote the article's headline had a little bit of his soul die. The person who wrote the article had a larger piece of his soul die.
 
2014-07-23 08:05:25 PM  
Cat-like dialing detected
 
2014-07-23 08:06:05 PM  
Oh long Johnson!
 
2014-07-23 08:10:58 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-07-23 09:37:25 PM  

DeaH: The person who wrote the article's headline had a little bit of his soul die. The person who wrote the article had a larger piece of his soul die.


They are in Sarasota, they already have no soul left.
 
2014-07-23 09:40:17 PM  
Hello, this is your pussy. No. really. Ruuuub meeeeee.
 
2014-07-23 09:40:33 PM  
i.huffpost.com
 
2014-07-23 09:41:51 PM  

Mantour: [i.huffpost.com image 570x309]


I absolutely lose my shiat every time I see that graphic.
 
2014-07-23 09:52:07 PM  
media-cache-cd0.pinimg.com
 
2014-07-23 09:53:30 PM  
Fark cats.
 
2014-07-23 09:53:35 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-23 09:54:32 PM  

Big Ramifications: Fark cats.


Just let it go. Mother would have hated you anyway.
 
2014-07-23 09:54:49 PM  

Mantour: [i.huffpost.com image 570x309]


RAAAAARRRRR, I'm a cat!
 
2014-07-23 09:56:00 PM  

Big Ramifications: Fark cats.


Dog like typing detected.

Down boy.
 
2014-07-23 09:56:27 PM  
cute-baby-animals.com

911? Hello, yes. I'm too fluffy. TOO.... FLUFFY!!!!!
 
2014-07-23 09:58:08 PM  
Hello 911, there's a mean mouse in the house and I'm a pussy.
 
2014-07-23 10:08:48 PM  
I thought of the last frame of this comic, when RTFA.

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-07-23 10:11:16 PM  
Your move texts from dog, your move

http://textfromdog.tumblr.com/
 
2014-07-23 10:17:53 PM  
CSB
This actually happened to me several years ago when I had an old style land line. The cat jumped from a shelf in the downstairs office landing one paw on the "emergency dial" button on the fax machine. They tried calling back, since they did it so quickly they got a busy signal. An officer was dispatched while they repeatedly called back. Just my wife and I with a single cat at that time, so when they did get through on a call the three of us met the officer in the driveway to get cleared since he was dispatched. He was amused.
/CSB
 
2014-07-23 10:17:57 PM  

Destructor: img.fark.net

911? Hello, yes. I'm too fluffy. TOO.... FLUFFY!!!!!


Is it just me, or does that look like a cat in a dog costume with the fake dog face removed?
 
2014-07-23 10:19:18 PM  

Destructor: 911? Hello, yes. I'm too fluffy. TOO.... FLUFFY!!!!!


Huh. The mask on his face looks like the transformers emblem. Neat.
 
2014-07-23 10:26:29 PM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Destructor: 911? Hello, yes. I'm too fluffy. TOO.... FLUFFY!!!!!

Huh. The mask on his face looks like the transformers emblem. Neat.


Transformers, felines in disguise?
 
2014-07-23 10:39:40 PM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Destructor: 911? Hello, yes. I'm too fluffy. TOO.... FLUFFY!!!!!

Huh. The mask on his face looks like the transformers emblem. Neat.


The Transformers emblem?  You mean either the Autobot or Decepticon emblem.

/pedant
//I'll show myself out
 
2014-07-23 10:42:29 PM  

strangeluck: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Destructor: 911? Hello, yes. I'm too fluffy. TOO.... FLUFFY!!!!!

Huh. The mask on his face looks like the transformers emblem. Neat.

Transformers, felines in disguise?


Nope. Decepticons. Just better at hiding it.
 
2014-07-23 10:51:57 PM  

SearchN: strangeluck: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Destructor: 911? Hello, yes. I'm too fluffy. TOO.... FLUFFY!!!!!

Huh. The mask on his face looks like the transformers emblem. Neat.

Transformers, felines in disguise?

Nope. Decepticons. Just better at hiding it.


That's Colonel Meow, who sadly passed away in January. Now quit speaking ill of the dead, you meanie poo heads.

fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com
/he's totally going to haunt you now
 
2014-07-23 11:01:38 PM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: meanie poo heads.


That made me laugh
 
2014-07-23 11:02:08 PM  

ZMugg: Destructor: [img.fark.net image 605x491]

911? Hello, yes. I'm too fluffy. TOO.... FLUFFY!!!!!

Is it just me, or does that look like a cat in a dog costume with the fake dog face removed?


He looks like Xemnu.

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-23 11:09:50 PM  

ZMugg: Destructor: [img.fark.net image 605x491]

911? Hello, yes. I'm too fluffy. TOO.... FLUFFY!!!!!

Is it just me, or does that look like a cat in a dog costume with the fake dog face removed?


I was gonna say "skinny cat in an eskimo fur coat".

www.cowanauctions.com
/made from real eskimo fur
 
2014-07-23 11:11:23 PM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: SearchN: strangeluck: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Destructor: 911? Hello, yes. I'm too fluffy. TOO.... FLUFFY!!!!!

Huh. The mask on his face looks like the transformers emblem. Neat.

Transformers, felines in disguise?

Nope. Decepticons. Just better at hiding it.

That's Colonel Meow, who sadly passed away in January. Now quit speaking ill of the dead, you meanie poo heads.

[fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com image 500x525]
/he's totally going to haunt you now


Colonel Meow looks like a totally epic yet evil cuddler with such fluffyness.
 
2014-07-23 11:13:16 PM  
Wait....where is Kittypie070????
 
2014-07-23 11:14:14 PM  
img.fark.net

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-23 11:33:08 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Wait....where is Kittypie070????


Last I heard, still guarding her underwear drawer.
 
2014-07-23 11:37:57 PM  

ZMugg: Destructor: [img.fark.net image 605x491]

911? Hello, yes. I'm too fluffy. TOO.... FLUFFY!!!!!

Is it just me, or does that look like a cat in a dog costume with the fake dog face removed?


Just a glance at that one and I'm looking around for the lint roller.
 
2014-07-24 01:09:16 AM  

strangeluck: Real Women Drink Akvavit: SearchN: strangeluck: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Destructor: 911? Hello, yes. I'm too fluffy. TOO.... FLUFFY!!!!!

Huh. The mask on his face looks like the transformers emblem. Neat.

Transformers, felines in disguise?

Nope. Decepticons. Just better at hiding it.

That's Colonel Meow, who sadly passed away in January. Now quit speaking ill of the dead, you meanie poo heads.

[fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com image 500x525]
/he's totally going to haunt you now

Colonel Meow looks like a totally epic yet evil cuddler with such fluffyness.


He also holds the 2014 Guinness world record for longest fur on a cat (nine inches) and was a Himalayan-Persian crossbreed.

His scowl and long fur made him internet famous.
 
2014-07-24 02:13:15 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: Wait....where is Kittypie070????

Last I heard, still guarding her underwear drawer.


img.fark.net
 
2014-07-24 08:58:30 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: That's Colonel Meow, who sadly passed away in January. Now quit speaking ill of the dead, you meanie poo heads.


The grave cannot contain the majestic might of Col. Meow. Even now, he seeks to rule the Earth from Beyond the Grave.

Also... There is another.

www.catster.com
Merlin the Meowciful .
 
2014-07-24 11:06:15 AM  
When I read the headline my eyes somehow mashed it with the one above and I read:

911, what's your emergency? Sandwich.

Which reminded me of the story about the parents who gave their toddler an old, deactivated cell phone to play with. Not realizing that ANY cell phone (regardless of its current subscription status) is required by law to still be able to dial 911 (which could be automatically dialed by pressing and holding the 1 or some other key for a number of seconds). They thought it was cute that their child kept pretending to order McDonald's on the phone until the police showed up one time. The cool part? They had McDonald's with them. I'm guessing they removed the battery after that. LOL.
 
2014-07-24 12:04:44 PM  

DeaH: The person who wrote the article's headline had a little bit of his soul die. The person who wrote the article had a larger piece of his soul die.


Bad puns and wordplay aren't allowed in an offbeat article? The fark are you, the fun police?
 
2014-07-24 12:09:48 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: strangeluck: Real Women Drink Akvavit: SearchN: strangeluck: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Destructor: 911? Hello, yes. I'm too fluffy. TOO.... FLUFFY!!!!!

Huh. The mask on his face looks like the transformers emblem. Neat.

Transformers, felines in disguise?

Nope. Decepticons. Just better at hiding it.

That's Colonel Meow, who sadly passed away in January. Now quit speaking ill of the dead, you meanie poo heads.

[fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com image 500x525]
/he's totally going to haunt you now

Colonel Meow looks like a totally epic yet evil cuddler with such fluffyness.

He also holds the 2014 Guinness world record for longest fur on a cat (nine inches) and was a Himalayan-Persian crossbreed.

His scowl and long fur made him internet famous.


The furballs must have been epic
 
2014-07-24 12:17:47 PM  

Destructor: Real Women Drink Akvavit: That's Colonel Meow, who sadly passed away in January. Now quit speaking ill of the dead, you meanie poo heads.

The grave cannot contain the majestic might of Col. Meow. Even now, he seeks to rule the Earth from Beyond the Grave.

Also... There is another.

[www.catster.com image 600x568]
Merlin the Meowciful .


Cat pics like this are kinda ruined for me because I try to figure out what they're actually feeling. For example, this cat is content but mildly curious about something to his right, as shown by the ears and where he's looking, but doesn't feel threatened or too curious about it, as shown by the eyes. Plus, he likely trusts whoever is behind the camera, as he is not staring them down. If that's his paw down there, he may purring from recent petting by someone, as cats tend to sprawl out more when they're really content or pleased.
 
2014-07-24 12:22:01 PM  

Pichu0102: Cat pics like this are kinda ruined for me because I try to figure out what they're actually feeling.


I think its more fun to imagine what they're thinking.

"I have mastered calling 911... Next: I must learn to order pizza." (Yes, I know its breaking with the cheesebuger paradigm. "Good".)

FWIW, I think you're dead on with what he is feeling. What he is thinking is, "Put down the camera and pet/brush me more."

(I think they get itchy if you don't brush them.)
 
2014-07-24 12:57:20 PM  
In what farked up reality is this news?

Plane crash... Skip it
Ebola... Skip it
Obama Blowjob... Skip it...

Hey, Hers a cat butt-dialing the cops... Stop the presses!!!!
 
2014-07-24 01:03:54 PM  

morcoth: Hey, Hers a cat butt-dialing the cops... Stop the presses!!!!


Easy!

Because in troubled times like these, people like amusing non-divisive distractions like cute cats doing cute things. Honestly, every time I hit the politics tab, my BP goes up 5 points.
 
2014-07-24 01:15:09 PM  

Pichu0102: DeaH: The person who wrote the article's headline had a little bit of his soul die. The person who wrote the article had a larger piece of his soul die.

Bad puns and wordplay aren't allowed in an offbeat article? The fark are you, the fun police?


No, I am a fan of puns, but I have friends who are journalists. This sort of thing is like killing a part of your soul.
 
2014-07-24 01:27:38 PM  

morcoth: In what farked up reality is this news?

Plane crash... Skip it
Ebola... Skip it
Obama Blowjob... Skip it...

Hey, Hers a cat butt-dialing the cops... Stop the presses!!!!


It's not like you're new here. Six years should be a long enough time to figure this place out.
 
2014-07-24 01:54:45 PM  
This place, yeah, Ive come to appreciate the combination of lobotomized morlock's, Rotsky wannabe's, and the occasional reasonable discussion, but I was commenting on the original story... Not News, no how, no way.
 
2014-07-24 02:02:10 PM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: SearchN: strangeluck: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Destructor: 911? Hello, yes. I'm too fluffy. TOO.... FLUFFY!!!!!

Huh. The mask on his face looks like the transformers emblem. Neat.

Transformers, felines in disguise?

Nope. Decepticons. Just better at hiding it.

That's Colonel Meow, who sadly passed away in January. Now quit speaking ill of the dead, you meanie poo heads.

[fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com image 500x525]
/he's totally going to haunt you now


Damnit, Boots! Where's my Scotch!

i.imgur.com

/RIP Colonel!
 
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