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(Slate)   "The blue and gold penis was visible from satellite imagery"   (slate.com) divider line 76
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2014-07-23 05:04:55 PM  
It could be work of aliens, like crop circles.

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
Estimating the size of one of the testiculars.
 
2014-07-23 05:15:25 PM  
Article is useless without pics of the giant penis
 
2014-07-23 05:25:52 PM  
Blue and Gold sausage?
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-07-23 05:34:41 PM  
Worthless without pics.
 
2014-07-23 05:37:44 PM  
Does The Wayback Machine cache Google Maps?
 
2014-07-23 06:03:28 PM  
Please don't be connected to Penn State, please let there be no connection to Penn State. Please.
 
2014-07-23 06:51:11 PM  
spinoff.comicbookresources.com
 
2014-07-23 07:39:16 PM  
So Large It Could Be Seen on Google Maps

Yeah, uhm, if you zoom in, you can see individual people on Google Maps. Maybe not tell them apart, but you can see 'em.
 
2014-07-23 07:40:23 PM  
Also, useless without the image in question.
 
2014-07-23 07:40:35 PM  
static.comicvine.com
 
2014-07-23 07:41:27 PM  

the_sidewinder: Article is useless without pics of the giant penis


This topic was on Fark once before, and nobody could seem to locate it in the Google Earth historical imagery.
 
2014-07-23 07:42:58 PM  
To paraphrase several posts already: pics or it didn't happen.
 
2014-07-23 07:45:13 PM  
reggiestake.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-23 07:47:02 PM  
Maybe I should RTFA before bragging about being famous.
 
2014-07-23 07:47:05 PM  

the_sidewinder: Article is useless without pics of the giant penis

 
2014-07-23 07:47:30 PM  
I was hoping TFA was about a UofM prank played on OSU.
 
2014-07-23 07:48:10 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: So Large It Could Be Seen on Google Maps

Yeah, uhm, if you zoom in, you can see individual people on Google Maps. Maybe not tell them apart, but you can see 'em.


The images showing individual people are from aerial photographs.  So large it could be seen from satellite imagery would be pretty big, but my guess is that they're not distinguishing.
 
2014-07-23 07:49:25 PM  
Without these gigantic dicks who would the media fellate when they hit down for some over-priced recruitment drive? Looking at you, Seattle newz teams
 
2014-07-23 07:49:35 PM  

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: I was hoping TFA was about a UofM prank played on OSU.


The idiots up North aren't that clever.

Look where they decided to get an education.

/O-H
 
2014-07-23 07:51:06 PM  
But enough about me!

/I regret my tattoo choice
 
2014-07-23 07:53:02 PM  
My penis is visible from satellite imagery.

(though sometimes all you can see is the back of your mom's head)
 
2014-07-23 07:55:37 PM  
I've seen the image in question, there's really not much to see, most of the penis is buried in America's vagina, Texas.
 
2014-07-23 07:56:17 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: [spinoff.comicbookresources.com image 400x600]


thanks, Green Lantern!
 
2014-07-23 07:57:16 PM  

aerojockey: The images showing individual people are from aerial photographs. So large it could be seen from satellite imagery would be pretty big, but my guess is that they're not distinguishing.


What era of satellite imagery and what sat.

GeoEye can do 41cm (~16 inches) resolution.
 
2014-07-23 07:59:01 PM  
Commemorating the Murmansk incident?
 
2014-07-23 08:01:47 PM  
Also caught on satellite in the same area;
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-23 08:02:10 PM  

ndeans: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: I was hoping TFA was about a UofM prank played on OSU.

The idiots up North aren't that clever.

Look where they decided to get an education.

/O-H



We leave malicious destruction of property charges to our little brothers in green. With the most impressive college sports stadium in the country I suppose it isn't wise to invite retribution. No one wants the Big 10's marquee venue to look bad on national tv.
 
2014-07-23 08:02:48 PM  

aerojockey: The images showing individual people are from aerial photographs.


Ohh yeah, also forgot

That 16 inch resolution is in monochrome.

Color is 64 inch.

So harder to see a person, but possible.
 
2014-07-23 08:09:08 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-23 08:09:36 PM  

Oysterman: [DrManhattan×3.jpg 399×299]

Given your handle, that pic is especially appropriate. It also reminds me of a major rant against that movie: Dr. Manhattan is supposed to have a small penis! That was a vital part of his character: that even right from the get-go, as he first learned to reconstruct his body, he had already become so detached from humanity that, despite being nigh-omnipotent and having absolute control over the matter comprising his form, he didn't even bother to give himself a larger penis, which is one of the first things most any man would do given such power.
 
2014-07-23 08:11:10 PM  
The giant penis was visible on Google Faps.
 
2014-07-23 08:12:57 PM  

wxboy: the_sidewinder: Article is useless without pics of the giant penis

This topic was on Fark once before, and nobody could seem to locate it in the Google Earth historical imagery.


Yeah I tried that and failed. Was disappoint.
 
2014-07-23 08:14:14 PM  
Bob Davie?
 
2014-07-23 08:20:52 PM  
What's his Fark handle?
 
2014-07-23 08:21:55 PM  

Isitoveryet: I've seen the image in question, there's really not much to see, most of the penis is buried in America's vagina, Texas.


Would that make Mexico the assh0le ? Also, penis.
 
2014-07-23 08:27:28 PM  
Somebody notify The Bugle.
 
2014-07-23 08:28:10 PM  
Sorry, but that's just completely needing the [HERO] tag. I hate what he did, but,

BLUE-AND-GOLD-SPACE-VISABLE-COCK-BOUGHT-WITH-HIS-OWN-MONEY

 
2014-07-23 08:28:39 PM  
media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com

Hai guys! Wutz goin' on in this thread?
 
2014-07-23 08:29:17 PM  

lindalouwho: Please don't be connected to Penn State, please let there be no connection to Penn State. Please.



Well, Penn is visible from space.

/and mightier.
//Die, second "n." Die and go to hell! Ruining visual puns like that.
 
2014-07-23 08:29:58 PM  

uttertosh: Sorry, but that's just completely needing the [HERO] tag. I hate what he did, but,

BLUE-AND-GOLD-SPACE-VISABLE-COCK-BOUGHT-WITH-HIS-OWN-MONEY


sorry, but it's just...

I can't find the google map of it - anyone helps?!
 
2014-07-23 08:32:04 PM  
BLUE-AND-GOLD-SPACE-VISABLE-COCK-BOUGHT-WITH-HIS-OWN-MONEY
 
2014-07-23 08:33:18 PM  
What a blue and gold penis might look like if seen from space:

(click to embiggenate)

imagizer.imageshack.us
 
2014-07-23 08:36:00 PM  

gweilo8888: What a blue and gold penis might look like if seen from space:

(click to embiggenate)

[imagizer.imageshack.us image 600x600]



With it pixelated like that, I thought it was Japanese.
 
2014-07-23 08:37:40 PM  

COMALite J: Oysterman: [DrManhattan×3.jpg 399×299]
Given your handle, that pic is especially appropriate. It also reminds me of a major rant against that movie: Dr. Manhattan is supposed to have a small penis! That was a vital part of his character: that even right from the get-go, as he first learned to reconstruct his body, he had already become so detached from humanity that, despite being nigh-omnipotent and having absolute control over the matter comprising his form, he didn't even bother to give himself a larger penis, which is one of the first things most any man would do given such power.


I was given the nickname years ago, but never understood why...
 
2014-07-23 08:37:40 PM  

Snarfangel: With it pixelated like that, I thought it was Japanese.


I LOL'ed.
 
2014-07-23 08:39:30 PM  

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: I was hoping TFA was about a UofM prank played on OSU.


They said gold, not maize.
 
2014-07-23 08:44:54 PM  
THIS JUST IN: PILOTS ACT LIKE DICKS! PILOTS LIKE DICKS! FILM(S) AT 11!
 
2014-07-23 08:53:07 PM  

gweilo8888: What a blue and gold penis might look like if seen from space:

(click to embiggenate)

[imagizer.imageshack.us image 600x600]


Nice. Bow-chica-bow-wow.
 
2014-07-23 08:55:54 PM  

gweilo8888: What a blue and gold penis might look like if seen from space:

(click to embiggenate)

[imagizer.imageshack.us image 600x600]


Now that's a penis,
 
2014-07-23 09:00:19 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: Maybe I should RTFA before bragging about being famous.


Famous isn't all its cracked up to be. I don't envy fame in the least.

/power and wealth? different story entirely.
 
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