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(Radio.com)   Ted Nugent says there's a liberal army assigned to "destroy Ted Nugent"   (radio.com) divider line 183
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2014-07-23 03:57:57 PM  
No, Ted Nugent does a fine enough job on his own destroying Ted Nugent...
 
2014-07-23 03:59:26 PM  
Liberals are terrified of guns and weapons of any sort, which explains why Ted is still alive.
 
2014-07-23 03:59:31 PM  
I hope they succeed.
 
2014-07-23 03:59:56 PM  
Just kill yourself, pantssh*tter

/Then they'll be sorry
 
2014-07-23 04:02:23 PM  
We should be so lucky
 
2014-07-23 04:03:54 PM  
Shouldn't he be busy trying to f(ck teenagers?
 
2014-07-23 04:20:19 PM  
If only.
 
2014-07-23 04:20:55 PM  
Came for Ted the pants shiatter comments

left disgusted
 
2014-07-23 04:30:19 PM  
STFU and play Stranglehold
 
2014-07-23 04:31:27 PM  
TIL Ted Nugent calls his mouth "liberal army."
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-07-23 05:01:34 PM  
There's also a vast right wing conspiracy out to take down Clinton.

/DNRTFA
 
2014-07-23 05:01:56 PM  
PFC Tea, Make Me Some, reporting for duty!

What are my orders, sir?
 
2014-07-23 05:05:01 PM  
"Literally" have an army? Where do I sign up? I hope the uniforms are cool.
 
2014-07-23 05:05:02 PM  
they call in and complain that I'm a racist, they claim I'm a pedophile, that I dodged the draft

Pointing out things that happened is outrageous.
 
2014-07-23 05:08:27 PM  

PreMortem: "Literally" have an army? Where do I sign up? I hope the uniforms are cool.


Of course they're cool. We have all the gays on our side.

Well, all the stylish ones anyway.
 
2014-07-23 05:09:01 PM  
Meh.  The pants pooper could be taken by a Cub Scout Pack.
 
2014-07-23 05:14:37 PM  
Ted Nugent is a victim. Alinsky-Libs are gunning for him. Ted Nugent has been wronged. Ted Nugent only engages in sexual acts with underage girls who are willing. So Ted Nugent is not a pedophile. He's just a warm-blooded American with a cocked gun, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Ted Nugent is a True Patriot. He stayed back during the War to better lead his fellow Patriots. We should all worship Ted Nugent.

TED NUGENT.
 
2014-07-23 05:18:40 PM  

PreMortem: "Literally" have an army? Where do I sign up? I hope the uniforms are cool.


www.loupiote.com">

Well they seem pretty cool
 
2014-07-23 05:25:52 PM  
Here's some things that Nugent said that he needs to own up to:  http://mediamatters.org/blog/2014/02/21/here-are-13-other-repugnant-co mments-ted-nugent/198174
 
2014-07-23 05:36:14 PM  
I'm technically still on active duty in The Kiss Army.
Can I still enlist?
 
2014-07-23 05:39:34 PM  
"I am so good at advancing the most politically incorrect policies in the world," the rocker told Radio.com

Fixed that for you, pedoboy
 
2014-07-23 05:49:52 PM  
Dead or in jail. Remember that promise?
 
2014-07-23 05:58:12 PM  

gilgigamesh: PreMortem: "Literally" have an army? Where do I sign up? I hope the uniforms are cool.

Of course they're cool. We have all the gays on our side.

Well, all the stylish ones anyway.


And, they're treated with an anti-feces coating!
 
2014-07-23 05:59:30 PM  
Ted has ample experience in avoiding military groups.
 
2014-07-23 06:01:56 PM  
Would this be pants shiatting, draft dodging, pederast Ted Nugent we are talking about, or some other Ted Nugent?
 
2014-07-23 06:08:13 PM  
The egos on these people are amazing. How does one even conjure up such fantasies, that not only do people care about them, but that they care enough to want to "destroy" them? It's not just him, it seems to be a far-right wing delusional malady.
 
2014-07-23 06:28:36 PM  

serpent_sky: The egos on these people are amazing. How does one even conjure up such fantasies, that not only do people care about them, but that they care enough to want to "destroy" them? It's not just him, it seems to be a far-right wing delusional malady.


I agree with you, but we're gonna need back-up if "they" see this.
 
2014-07-23 06:28:44 PM  
I'm still relevant! Someone cares whether I live or die!
 
2014-07-23 06:33:47 PM  
Alan Stanwyk: If you reject the proposition, you keep the thousand - and your mouth shut.
Fletch: Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?
Alan Stanwyk: It's nothing of a sexual nature, I assure you.
Fletch: Yeah, I assure you.
Alan Stanwyk: One thousand just to listen? I don't see how you can pass that up, Mr...?
Fletch: Nugent. Ted Nugent.
 
2014-07-23 06:37:40 PM  

Angela Lansbury's Merkin: Would this be pants shiatting, draft dodging, pederast Ted Nugent we are talking about, or some other Ted Nugent?


I was going to bring up that point since he said this in the article:

He added: "These sick, sick, stoned, hygiene-challenged Michael Moore fans
 
2014-07-23 06:38:46 PM  

Mugato: I'm still relevant! Someone cares whether I live or die!


Malaysian prime minister?
 
2014-07-23 06:43:47 PM  
Look on the bright side, Ted. Some of your enemies are younger than 16.
 
2014-07-23 06:44:12 PM  
He's not a pedophile, he's a rapist, albeit not even a legitimate one.
 
2014-07-23 06:46:09 PM  

Glitchwerks: Angela Lansbury's Merkin: Would this be pants shiatting, draft dodging, pederast Ted Nugent we are talking about, or some other Ted Nugent?

I was going to bring up that point since he said this in the article:

He added: "These sick, sick, stoned, hygiene-challenged Michael Moore fans


ohnohedidnt.jpg
 
2014-07-23 06:46:14 PM  

serpent_sky: The egos on these people are amazing. How does one even conjure up such fantasies, that not only do people care about them, but that they care enough to want to "destroy" them? It's not just him, it seems to be a far-right wing delusional malady.


They only feel like they're doing the "right" thing if "the others" are "attacking" them. The more they are "slighted", (no matter how much they have to exaggerate/imagine) the more "right" they are. Being right is all that matters to them. Also a mentality of thinking backwards: making what is going on fit their narrative no matter what.

" denotes ideas that are mostly imagined/defined differently depending on the topic at hand.
 
2014-07-23 06:46:31 PM  
My entire family (from loopy left to dopey right) would happily join that army. As would any Michigander that has had that festering bag of foulness trespass on their property.


/Don't go poaching on other people's land, you asshole
//Ain't no rednecks like Michigan rednecks
///There are some that are worse (ahem, Quebec), but none quite the same
 
2014-07-23 06:46:49 PM  

nekom: STFU and play Stranglehold


How about he just STFU? His music sucks.
 
2014-07-23 06:47:25 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: Dead or in jail. Remember that promise?


Remember that this liberal army has access to Obama's Secret Time Machine. You just wait: they'll have Teddy dead or in jail by 2013 any day now!
 
2014-07-23 06:47:45 PM  
Where do I join this army?
 
2014-07-23 06:52:50 PM  

luidprand: My entire family (from loopy left to dopey right) would happily join that army. As would any Michigander that has had that festering bag of foulness trespass on their property.


You mean you had a chance to fill this sack of shiat's belly full of lead and leave him to bleed out on your property, and you didn't?  That's it; from now on, this mess is all luidprand's fault.
 
2014-07-23 06:53:17 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Look on the bright side, Ted. Some of your enemies are younger than 16.


I bet there are parents of 16 year olds who never heard of him.
 
2014-07-23 06:55:19 PM  
Wang, Dang, Shut the fark up Ted!

/I'm still working on the rest of the lyrics.
 
2014-07-23 06:55:52 PM  

crotchgrabber: nekom: STFU and play Stranglehold

How about he just STFU? His music sucks.


How dare you say that about the man who penned "Love Grenade"?!?!
 
2014-07-23 06:56:29 PM  

nekom: STFU and play Stranglehold


Hmm...that game's a bit dated. Cool, though - I'll have to throw it back into my XBox soon and give it another spin.

/yes, I know full well what you were talking about
//is the opposite true? That is the question
///packs of flying doves = get outta Dodge unless you're armed
 
2014-07-23 06:59:20 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: Dead or in jail. Remember that promise?


I vote we scare the piss out of him, True Lies-style.

/'course, it won't be piss
//that makes it more disgusting
///"I got a little dick. It's pathetic!" will be the words that come out of his mouth, I bet
 
2014-07-23 07:04:16 PM  
Whenever someone (Ted Nugent, my Uncle Rick) brags about how they're proud to be politically incorrect, that means they're about to say something pretty awful. Fine, that's America. But then about 30 seconds later they're always whining about how those terrible Libs are saying mean things.
 
2014-07-23 07:05:10 PM  
Have you ever noticed the louder the mouth, the bigger the persecution complex with conservative nitwits?
 
2014-07-23 07:08:25 PM  

born_yesterday: luidprand: My entire family (from loopy left to dopey right) would happily join that army. As would any Michigander that has had that festering bag of foulness trespass on their property.

You mean you had a chance to fill this sack of shiat's belly full of lead and leave him to bleed out on your property, and you didn't?  That's it; from now on, this mess is all luidprand's fault.


Technically, it's my uncle's fault, but everyone who lived around there had cause. Basically, blame the people of Houghton lake.

/Surprised the mosquitos didn't kill him. Damn near gave anemia every time we visited.
//Uncle's vacation home. Mud and bugs and no A/C.
 
2014-07-23 07:09:12 PM  
Not a huge fan of his music and I don't get worked up about his politics like many. That said, Great White Buffalo kicks ass. Saw him in the early 80s during his 'leopard-skin loincloth swaying from the amp towers' era. Donnie Iris was the opener. Great show.
 
2014-07-23 07:09:28 PM  

ZAZ: There's also a vast right wing conspiracy out to take down Clinton.

/DNRTFA


The difference is the right actually gives a shiat about Clinton.  Nugent seems to think snark is an attempt at destruction.
 
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