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(ArkLaTex Homepage)   Grab your ketchup, it's National Hot Dog Day   (arklatexhomepage.com ) divider line
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2014-07-23 02:50:33 PM  
Subby just wants to watch the world burn...
 
2014-07-23 03:03:16 PM  
Look at what you've gone and done Subby, now you have musTARD on your face.
 
2014-07-23 03:27:23 PM  
You can take away my ketchup when Americans come up with a decent mustard that can be bought in a grocery store.
 
2014-07-23 03:52:30 PM  
I agree, Subby. Mustard on a hot dog is nasty.
 
2014-07-23 05:02:06 PM  
Subby is an idiot. Everyone knows the best topping for a hot dog is mayonnaise.
 
2014-07-23 05:09:28 PM  
Oh, for chrissake. Enough with this stupid argument. If ketchup is good enough to replace A-1 on a well-done filet mignon, it's good enough for a hot dog. And trust me, it's good enough.
 
2014-07-23 05:36:25 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Oh, for chrissake. Enough with this stupid argument. If ketchup is good enough to replace A-1 on a well-done filet mignon, it's good enough for a hot dog. And trust me, it's good enough.


This!
 
2014-07-23 05:36:32 PM  
Subby, you magnificent bastard.
 
2014-07-23 05:36:36 PM  

fusillade762: Subby is an idiot. Everyone knows the best topping for a hot dog is mayonnaise.


Mayonnaise, crushed avocado and chopped tomato. Ketchup/mustard/red chili paste optional

/italiano ftw!
 
2014-07-23 05:36:48 PM  
At least it isn't sriracha?
 
2014-07-23 05:36:48 PM  
Catsup is not my first choice, but a little bit of hot mustard and replace the hot dog with a hamburger and I'm in.
 
2014-07-23 05:36:53 PM  
No ketchup or mustard.  Chili yes. Cheese optional.  Sriracha possibly.

/golf course hot dogs are the best hot dogs for some reason
 
2014-07-23 05:37:28 PM  
and don't you worry your pretty little head, subby, I never eat hot dogs without ketchup.
 
2014-07-23 05:37:52 PM  
Ketchup? Yuck. Mustard!!!!
 
2014-07-23 05:38:05 PM  
I put it to you, Dearest Farker, that hot dogs as a culinary dish are overrated, and that the actual hot dog itself never measures up to the  idea of a hot dog, or the memory of what you were doing when you consumed said hot dog. And I say this as someone who has partaken of Nathan's on Coney Island, Ted's of Buffalo and Tempe, Falls View in NJ, various Detroit and Chicago establishments, and the Varsity across the street from Georgia Tech.
 
2014-07-23 05:38:32 PM  
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2014-07-23 05:38:32 PM  
I'm going to put Miracle Whip on my ribeye and post pics just to piss everyone off.
 
2014-07-23 05:38:33 PM  
oh yeah, chili dogs. I don't put ketchup on them.

whatever.
 
2014-07-23 05:38:38 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: You can take away my ketchup when Americans come up with a decent mustard that can be bought in a grocery store.


i.walmartimages.com
 
2014-07-23 05:38:43 PM  
It doesn't matter what you put on it if you're not getting it from a motor sport even trackside, preferably near the pits. The infusion of oil, smoke, rubber and yes, engine noise is what makes the perfect hot dog.
 
2014-07-23 05:39:00 PM  
Hot dogs are still made of fat and blood.
 
2014-07-23 05:40:03 PM  
Way to go subby, this should be good.
 
2014-07-23 05:40:09 PM  

uncleacid


Hot dogs are still made of fat and blood.


So's your mom.
 
2014-07-23 05:40:14 PM  
33.media.tumblr.com
Can't decide. I guess I'll just grab my wiener.
 
2014-07-23 05:40:24 PM  

uncleacid: Hot dogs are still made of fat and blood.


Do you have anything negative say?
 
2014-07-23 05:40:33 PM  
We're gonna be stuck on this island a long time, girl... just you, me...

...and this hot dog.
 
2014-07-23 05:40:49 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: [img3.wikia.nocookie.net image 750x318]


Doh!
 
2014-07-23 05:40:52 PM  
And, for the record, ketchup is just fine on a hot dog, you arrogant dicks.
 
2014-07-23 05:41:06 PM  

Spiralmonkey: Subby just wants to watch the world burn...


media.tumblr.com
heh.
 
2014-07-23 05:42:07 PM  

                   Beaver Cream
beavertonfoods.com

I know it say 'beaver', but don't get any inside your urethral meatus.

 
2014-07-23 05:42:56 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: You can take away my ketchup when Americans come up with a decent mustard that can be bought in a grocery store.


Boar's Head makes a fine mustard.
 
2014-07-23 05:42:56 PM  
I stopped using ketchup after the incident.
 
2014-07-23 05:43:13 PM  
My friend and I met for lunch today and both had hot dogs in honor of the holiday. Mine was topped with chili, cheese, and onions - yum!
 
2014-07-23 05:44:24 PM  
I have it on good authority that today is Batman day.

/That being said toppings shall include sauteed onions and cream cheese or stone ground mustard and kraut.
 
2014-07-23 05:44:32 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: uncleacid

Hot dogs are still made of fat and blood.


So's your mom.


cdn.cyclingforums.com
 
2014-07-23 05:44:36 PM  
33 posts and no mustard man
 
2014-07-23 05:45:13 PM  
i291.photobucket.com

Real tomato ketchup, Eddie?
 
2014-07-23 05:46:20 PM  
When I complete my overthrow of the government and take control of the world, putting ketchup on a hotdog will be a crime punishable by death.
 
2014-07-23 05:47:23 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: You can take away my ketchup when Americans come up with a decent mustard that can be bought in a grocery store.


ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2014-07-23 05:48:02 PM  
The secret is applying exactly the right amount. Thanks science!
 
2014-07-23 05:48:15 PM  

Stile4aly: When I complete my overthrow of the government and take control of the world, putting ketchup on a hotdog will be a crime punishable by death.


BOOGEY BOOGEY BOO!

poshports.com
 
2014-07-23 05:48:35 PM  
Is there any way to identify subby for non total farkers. I wish to favorite hime as glorious troll.
 
2014-07-23 05:48:43 PM  

InsaneJelloTroll: And, for the record, ketchup is just fine on a hot dog, you arrogant dicks.


This! It's ground up offal. Put what you like on it. If you judge people on hot dog toppings your quite sad. Castup, mustard or relish does it really matter?
 
2014-07-23 05:49:38 PM  

sxacho: ecmoRandomNumbers: You can take away my ketchup when Americans come up with a decent mustard that can be bought in a grocery store.

[i.walmartimages.com image 500x500]


www.shitimiss.com
 
2014-07-23 05:49:43 PM  
I only eat organic free-range hot dogs on gluten free buns.  You don't need a condiment for those because you're better than everyone else.

/let me tell you about being a cord cutter
 
2014-07-23 05:49:58 PM  
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2014-07-23 05:51:32 PM  
I happily pay $10 per bottle for this nectar. Sweet, tangy, heaven.
cdn.mustardmuseum.com
/wonderful on Thueringer
/I blame my Wisconsin childhood
 
2014-07-23 05:51:50 PM  

rikdanger: I put it to you, Dearest Farker, that hot dogs as a culinary dish are overrated, and that the actual hot dog itself never measures up to the  idea of a hot dog, or the memory of what you were doing when you consumed said hot dog. And I say this as someone who has partaken of Nathan's on Coney Island, Ted's of Buffalo and Tempe, Falls View in NJ, various Detroit and Chicago establishments, and the Varsity across the street from Georgia Tech.


I had some natural casing venison dogs made after last year's hunt. They are fan-farking-tastic, especially cooked over charcoal or a campfire
 
2014-07-23 05:52:17 PM  

Sonic is offering $1 All-American Dogs and $1 Chili Cheese Coneys all day.


Participating 7-Eleven locations will be offering its quarter-pound big bite all-beef hot dogs for $1 all day long at participating locations.


Free 12 oz. Jamocha shake at Arby's. Today only.

Dahnkster It's not news. It's junk food dealios.

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2014-07-23 05:52:19 PM  

NorthernMT: Is there any way to identify subby for non total farkers. I wish to favorite hime as glorious troll.


askandyaboutclothes.com
 
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