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(Gawker)   AP: "BREAKING: Dutch military plane carrying bodies from Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 crash lands in Einhoven"   (gawker.com) divider line 160
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2014-07-23 12:26:30 PM
I hope it didn't hit a cemetery.  The bodies will be everywhere.
 
2014-07-23 12:27:30 PM
Now there is a sentence that ever needed an Oxford Comma.
 
2014-07-23 12:28:56 PM
OK, done in one.
 
2014-07-23 12:29:52 PM

real_headhoncho: Now there is a sentence that ever needed an Oxford Comma.


Heh no kidding...

Wow.
 
2014-07-23 12:30:54 PM
www.gregor.co
...and saves you from embarrassing tweets.
 
2014-07-23 12:32:19 PM
But what about the strippers, JFK and Stalin?
 
2014-07-23 12:35:50 PM

Chris Ween: I hope it didn't hit a cemetery.  The bodies will be everywhere.


I LOL'd.
 
2014-07-23 12:40:00 PM
batdoc.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-23 12:46:28 PM
Where do they bury the survivors?
 
2014-07-23 12:46:36 PM

DjangoStonereaver:


Fark is too meta this morning.
 
2014-07-23 12:48:13 PM

Chris Ween: I hope it didn't hit a cemetery.  The bodies will be everywhere.


Let the bodies hit the flo?
 
2014-07-23 12:48:18 PM
Sorry, this makes me laugh. It's got to be on purpose. All of it.

Yes, I feel bad for the dead, but darn it, my life isn't easy and this IS some booooolsheet.
 
2014-07-23 12:48:29 PM

real_headhoncho


Now there is a sentence that ever needed an Oxford Comma.


You don't actually know what the Oxford comma is, do you?
 
2014-07-23 12:48:46 PM

tricycleracer: Where do they bury the survivors?


Where will they bury.... dammit!
 
2014-07-23 12:48:57 PM
Eats shoots and leaves.
 
2014-07-23 12:49:22 PM
Anyone so angry that they misread something that they demand AP fire someone, should be fired. If they have jobs... which they don't, because they're too busy on Twitter getting outraged at everything all day long.

Farking Twitter morons.
 
2014-07-23 12:49:56 PM
'Take the cursed mummy toe to the AIDS research conference', they said

'It will be fun', they said
 
2014-07-23 12:50:35 PM
That is a wack-ass headline.

not

That is a wack ass-headline.
 
2014-07-23 12:50:49 PM
heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com

si.wsj.net
 
2014-07-23 12:51:28 PM
War are they goin to burry the survivors?!?
 
2014-07-23 12:51:30 PM
The person tweeting about people arriving in sacks has been sacked.
 
2014-07-23 12:51:37 PM
God hates the comma and the Dutch
 
2014-07-23 12:52:22 PM

tricycleracer: Where do they bury the survivors?


"Following arrival of bodies, survivors brought to Einhoven for burial."
 
2014-07-23 12:52:31 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: real_headhoncho

Now there is a sentence that ever needed an Oxford Comma.


You don't actually know what the Oxford comma is, do you?


It's like a Cleveland Steamer
 
2014-07-23 12:52:48 PM
So that's how they lost those 100 bodies
 
2014-07-23 12:53:53 PM
I find Fark to be much less fun when people read the article before posting.
 
2014-07-23 12:53:55 PM
The word "crash" was redundant.
 
2014-07-23 12:54:13 PM

Endive Wombat: [www.gregor.co image 512x512]
...and saves you from embarrassing tweets.


It's not an issue of punctuation; it's an issue of vocabulary. Omitting the word "crash" or changing it to "disaster" would be much clearer.
 
2014-07-23 12:54:22 PM

Slaxl: Anyone so angry that they misread something that they demand AP fire someone, should be fired. If they have jobs... which they don't, because they're too busy on Twitter getting outraged at everything all day long.

Farking Twitter morons.


Well yeah doncha know, a simple mistake should be enough to permanently destroy someone's livelihood.
 
2014-07-23 12:55:49 PM
Commas...how do they work?
 
2014-07-23 12:56:25 PM
Lets play double jeopardy.
 
2014-07-23 12:56:31 PM
Reminds me of the time I helped my uncle Jack off a horse.
 
2014-07-23 12:56:48 PM
I'm outraged that they misspelled "Eindhoven"!!!

Whar copyeditors???
 
2014-07-23 12:58:04 PM

HMS_Blinkin: tricycleracer: Where do they bury the survivors?

Where will they bury.... dammit!


Me too.
 
2014-07-23 12:58:20 PM
is are AP learning?
 
2014-07-23 01:00:24 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: You don't actually know what the Oxford comma is, do you?


Okay, you got this covered.


On the internet "Oxford comma" means "missing comma, but I actually care about it".
 
2014-07-23 01:00:49 PM
Nice job, AP.

Just read something before you send it out. Not that hard.
 
2014-07-23 01:01:51 PM
The world stops when a large jet goes down. I wonder why we are so fascinated. I think it is a form of curiosity. We can understand many types of deaths. But not that one. Cruising altitude and a rocket blows through your safe aluminum reality? What the heck is that like?
 
2014-07-23 01:02:16 PM

rewind2846: That is a wack-ass headline.

not

That is a wack ass-headline.


You had it right the second time.
 
2014-07-23 01:02:32 PM
Should of known the beautiful coffee girl was wrong, but it doesn't matter.
 
2014-07-23 01:02:53 PM
Einhoven is Friesland! Friesland is Einhoven!

/hab' nichts
 
2014-07-23 01:02:59 PM

August11: The world stops when a large jet goes down. I wonder why we are so fascinated. I think it is a form of curiosity. We can understand many types of deaths. But not that one. Cruising altitude and a rocket blows through your safe aluminum reality? What the heck is that like?


Windy.


And loud.
 
2014-07-23 01:03:04 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: real_headhoncho

Now there is a sentence that ever needed an Oxford Comma.


You don't actually know what the Oxford comma is, do you?


Maybe he does, and maybe he doesn't.
 
2014-07-23 01:03:48 PM

Ivo Shandor: Reminds me of the time I helped my uncle Jack off a horse.


haha...
 
2014-07-23 01:04:15 PM

jehovahs witness protection: The person tweeting about people arriving in sacks has been sacked.


Those responsible for the....DAMN IT
 
2014-07-23 01:04:53 PM
Ranger Dan and his big dog, Dick, are enjoying this thread.

/or, Ranger Dan and his big dog-dick!
 
2014-07-23 01:05:44 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: real_headhoncho

Now there is a sentence that ever needed an Oxford Comma.


You don't actually know what the Oxford comma is, do you?


I know, I know. Rick Perry gave a good example:  "When I get there there'll be three agencies I'll end: commerce, education, and oops." An Oxford comma comes before "and oops."
 
2014-07-23 01:05:45 PM
You know who else crash landed in Eindhoven?

www.nationalww2museumimages.org

Lots of Allied paratroopers that's who. Operation Market Garden.
 
2014-07-23 01:06:21 PM
Plane with bodies from crash lands, dozens found dead.
 
2014-07-23 01:07:26 PM
It wasn't a crash.
 
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