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(CBS News)   Michele Bachmann: Mark us down for the glorious whole experience of 2016   (cbsnews.com) divider line 163
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2014-07-23 12:01:32 PM  
You can't stop teh crazee...you can only hope to contain it.
 
2014-07-23 12:12:12 PM  
I came.
 
2014-07-23 12:30:55 PM  

what_now: I came.


You've got to pace yourself. I suggest edging through the primaries.
 
2014-07-23 12:31:39 PM  
 "there's a chance I could run"

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2014-07-23 12:33:44 PM  
*faps*
 
2014-07-23 12:39:19 PM  
As a liberal, I'd love for her to be the Republican candidate for president.  I would sincerely love that.
 
2014-07-23 12:52:46 PM  
Please let it come down to Santorum, Palin and Bachmann in the final 2016 GOP debates. The deciding question can be "What will the Jesus giving you orders in your head look like when He tells you to slam your fist down on the button to launch a total nuclear strike against anyone darker than Sherwin-Williams' 'Bittersweet Stem?'"
 
2014-07-23 01:03:42 PM  
Asked to assess the relative strengths and weaknesses of Hillary Clinton's potential candidacy, Bachmann said that the presumed 2016 Democratic frontrunner has "fatal problems" related to her tenure as secretary of state that should "disqualify her" from the nation's highest office.

So, Hillary is disqualified from the presidency because of Benghazi, but ...

"Like with anything else, practice makes perfect," she said. "And I think if a person has gone through the process -- for instance, I had gone through 15 presidential debates -- it's easy to see a person's improvement going through that."
"I haven't made a decision one way or another if I'm going to run again, but I think the organization is probably the key,"


But a woman who is incapable of learning from other's mistakes, who can't imagine scaling up a congressional campaign to a national one, who didn't realize you need good organizational skills to run a successful presidential campaign until she fails at it herself is eminently qualified.

Early January 2015, and the official swearing in of this woman on the "Can't we just ignore her?" list cannot come soon enough.
 
2014-07-23 01:17:24 PM  
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2014-07-23 01:20:13 PM  
The fact that there are people out there who think Michelle Bachmann is fit, in any way, to be President of the United States just amazes me.  I mean, even if you did agree with a lot of the derp she spews, I can't imagine waht would then make you think she should be President.
 
2014-07-23 01:20:31 PM  
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2014-07-23 01:26:44 PM  
Please please PLEASE run.
 
2014-07-23 01:50:14 PM  

loveblondieo: As a liberal, I'd love for her to be the Republican candidate for president.  I would sincerely love that.


People said stuff like that about Reagan and Shrub also.
 
2014-07-23 01:52:44 PM  
OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!
 
2014-07-23 01:55:24 PM  
Dear God-

I know I don't believe in you, but on the off off off chance you are real, please do that thing again where you told Bachmann she should run for president.  Like you did last time.

Sincerely,
Trivia Jockey
 
2014-07-23 01:57:40 PM  

Trivia Jockey: Dear God-

I know I don't believe in you, but on the off off off chance you are real, please do that thing again where you told Bachmann she should run for president.  Like you did last time.

Sincerely,
Trivia Jockey


Yes! That thing! And if you do exist--I'm really sorry so please do exist and make this happen
 
2014-07-23 02:09:11 PM  

mrshowrules: People said stuff like that about Reagan and Shrub also.


Reagan could reign in on the crazy. He could at least act the part of statesman. Thankfully, we now have the internet and social media to help peel away their facades.

Plus, there are conservative men who don't believe women should be in positions of authority and would not vote for Bachmann. Personally, I would love to see them go crazy over a Hillary-Warren type ticket winning.
 
2014-07-23 02:10:14 PM  

Trivia Jockey: Dear God-

I know I don't believe in you, but on the off off off chance you are real, please do that thing again where you told Bachmann she should run for president.  Like you did last time.

Sincerely,
Trivia Jockey


How about this? A Bachmann-Palin ticket. That would be a riot.
 
2014-07-23 02:17:31 PM  

loveblondieo: How about this? A Bachmann-Palin ticket. That would be a riot.


No.  It would create a singularity.
 
2014-07-23 02:24:55 PM  
Marcus would make a fine First Lady.
 
2014-07-23 02:26:14 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-23 02:35:37 PM  

tnpir: You can't stop teh crazee...you can only hope to contain it.


why?
dont we want the most insane GOP candidates to run?
pushing out all the rational, moderate candidates?
leaving Rmoney to be the nominee again?

rofl
 
2014-07-23 02:55:52 PM  

mrshowrules: loveblondieo: As a liberal, I'd love for her to be the Republican candidate for president.  I would sincerely love that.

People said stuff like that about Reagan and Shrub also.


Yeah, but they were just RINOs. This street value of this purity grade of uncut derp is much, much higher. Unlike Bachmann, Reagan and Shrub were never members of a Church that called the Pope the Anti-Christ. Popcorn stocks always do well when Bachmann is in the game.
 
2014-07-23 03:10:51 PM  
So does her on the stage with other GOP candidates make the others look more sane or do they then make the other one's look more crazy by association.

In general I think they make the other one's more crazy because they all try to out derp each other.
 
2014-07-23 03:11:05 PM  
Just form a PAC, it's an easier grift.

The Governor of facebook has the formula.
 
2014-07-23 03:11:07 PM  
There's a chance she's not doing this to collect money from clueless assholes.
 
2014-07-23 03:11:10 PM  

loveblondieo: Trivia Jockey: Dear God-

I know I don't believe in you, but on the off off off chance you are real, please do that thing again where you told Bachmann she should run for president.  Like you did last time.

Sincerely,
Trivia Jockey

How about this? A Bachmann-Palin ticket. That would be a riot.


Bachmann-Palin Derperdrive.
 
2014-07-23 03:11:26 PM  
The rubes need another good fleecing.
 
2014-07-23 03:11:38 PM  
I think you mixed your tenses...

Shouldn't it either be "glorius holious", or just "glory hole"?
 
2014-07-23 03:12:09 PM  

loveblondieo: As a liberal, I'd love for her to be the Republican candidate for president.  I would sincerely love that.


I'm torn, honestly. On the one hand she would probably by thumped even if the Dem candidate was a dog in a suit and tie. We would also get a nice big laugh when Republicans pull the "not conservative enough!" line again. On the other hand, there are a bunch of low-involvement voters who take their cues from big presidential campaigns and so a lot of her crazy might spread and get normalized.
 
2014-07-23 03:12:38 PM  
Mark us down for the glorious whole

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2014-07-23 03:13:02 PM  
Marcus Bachmann: Mark me down for the glorious hole experience of 2016
 
2014-07-23 03:13:09 PM  
Even as batsh*t as she is, even she knows there's no chance in muther-farking Hell that she's ever going to become President! She's obvious just doing this as more of a paid tour sponsored by morans and our tax dollars, as well as keep her "con cred" going. Even Sarah Palin isn't this obviously pandering.
 
2014-07-23 03:13:20 PM  
The Daily Show and Colbert Report writers can be seen praying for this
 
2014-07-23 03:13:59 PM  
FTFA: Bachmann entered the last presidential race in June 2011 as a long-shot contender but was able to use her sway with elements of the Tea Party and an effective media campaign to rise temporarily toward the front of the Republican pack in a deeply fluid race.

And what was that fluid?  Right, diarrhea.
 
2014-07-23 03:15:56 PM  

Aquapope: FTFA: Bachmann entered the last presidential race in June 2011 as a long-shot contender but was able to use her sway with elements of the Tea Party and an effective media campaign to rise temporarily toward the front of the Republican pack in a deeply fluid race.

And what was that fluid?  Right, diarrhea.


I thought it was Santorum...
 
2014-07-23 03:16:05 PM  

mrshowrules: loveblondieo: As a liberal, I'd love for her to be the Republican candidate for president.  I would sincerely love that.

People said stuff like that about Reagan and Shrub also.


Bush didn't run as a herpaderpa loonie tune. And, even though I found his presidency to be a giant disastrous clusterfark, he was never a nativist Know-Nothing like the present GOP is. The Republican crazy train didn't really leave the station until 20 Jan 2009.
 
2014-07-23 03:16:21 PM  
Will somebody just out Marcus Bachmann so we can be done with all this nonsense?
 
2014-07-23 03:18:27 PM  
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2014-07-23 03:19:02 PM  

monoski: The Daily Show and Colbert Report writers can be seen praying for this


As Jon likes to say, "Thank you, Jesus!"
 
2014-07-23 03:19:54 PM  
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Batshiat/Batboy '16
 
2014-07-23 03:19:59 PM  

Mugato: "there's a chance I could run"

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I surprised this wasn't the Boobies.
 
2014-07-23 03:20:01 PM  
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2014-07-23 03:20:44 PM  
Bachmann could struggle to be seen as a credible candidate in what is expected to be a far stronger Republican field in 2016 than the one that she competed in four years earlier.

Please continue.
 
2014-07-23 03:21:49 PM  

JoieD'Zen: Marcus would make a fine First Lady.


Could you imagine the code names the Secret Service would use.
 
2014-07-23 03:21:57 PM  
www.forexfactory.com
 
2014-07-23 03:22:14 PM  

monoski: The Daily Show and Colbert Report writers can be seen praying for this


Colbert will be on CBS then. Jon will be followed by The Minority Report with Larry Wilmore.  I'm sure they will be more than satisfied with the derp levels
 
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2014-07-23 03:23:06 PM  
I was going to correct subby...til I saw what he did there.
 
2014-07-23 03:24:50 PM  
I love how God keeps convincing these people to make fools of themselves. Good one, God!
 
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