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(South China Morning Post)   F*ck it, I'll just walk   (scmp.com) divider line 94
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2014-07-23 01:55:10 PM  
Try not to walk in a flight path, though, subby...
 
2014-07-23 02:02:36 PM  
 
2014-07-23 02:02:42 PM  
t1.gstatic.com
 
2014-07-23 02:03:13 PM  
Swim?
 
2014-07-23 02:03:26 PM  
 
2014-07-23 02:04:33 PM  
These are all false flag operations for the Big Foot lobby.
 
2014-07-23 02:04:39 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Try not to walk in a flight path, though, subby...


If subby can do that, nobody is going to argue with Him.
 
2014-07-23 02:05:02 PM  

aaronx: Swim?


learn to swim

learn to swim

learn to swim
 
2014-07-23 02:05:37 PM  
Captain Sum Ting Wong ?
 
2014-07-23 02:05:49 PM  
Penghu? More like plane goo
 
2014-07-23 02:05:52 PM  
Sum Ting Wong
 
2014-07-23 02:06:28 PM  

Biff_Steel: Captain Sum Ting Wong ?


Ahhhhh!
 
2014-07-23 02:06:30 PM  
s1.ibtimes.com

It's perfectly safe.
 
2014-07-23 02:06:44 PM  
Statistically, commercial air fatalities almost never happen.

And then sometimes the Universe shoves a cosmic poo-smeared finger of coincidence right in your farking eye and rubs it around, just because it can.
 
2014-07-23 02:07:29 PM  
Taiwan has 23 million citizens, but compared to the plane the island is apparently about about 10 metres from tip-to-tip.  I thought where I lived was crowded!

www.scmp.com
 
2014-07-23 02:07:54 PM  

Jaden Smith First of His Name: These are all false flag operations for the Big Foot lobby.


Wrongo, mister. Bigfoot is a shill for the bus industry.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-23 02:08:07 PM  
If you do, do it live.
 
2014-07-23 02:08:38 PM  
Aircraft ploughs into village and bursts into flames on resort island of Penghu after pilot attempts to make an emergency landing

Shiat, old people driving through farmer's markets just wasn't high tech enough.
 
2014-07-23 02:08:47 PM  

HailRobonia: Jaden Smith First of His Name: These are all false flag operations for the Big Foot lobby.

Wrongo, mister. Bigfoot is a shill for the bus industry.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]


Thats a goddamn samsquanch. I hate those bastards.
 
2014-07-23 02:09:25 PM  

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Statistically, commercial air fatalities almost never happen.

And then sometimes the Universe shoves a cosmic poo-smeared finger of coincidence right in your farking eye and rubs it around, just because it can.


Getting shot down shouldn't even count in these statistics, but then again the airline could have avoided the area. Hmm.
 
2014-07-23 02:11:51 PM  
At least this one isn't Malaysian Airlines or a Boeing 777.
 
2014-07-23 02:12:53 PM  

TheAlgebraist: Taiwan has 23 million citizens, but compared to the plane the island is apparently about about 10 metres from tip-to-tip.  I thought where I lived was crowded!


Gaza?
 
2014-07-23 02:12:59 PM  
I hate flying in those ATRs. They seem to stall too easily.
 
2014-07-23 02:13:13 PM  
Knowing my luck, I'll get hit by a flying corpse.

Which would be a bad way to go.
 
2014-07-23 02:13:51 PM  

probesport: HailRobonia: Jaden Smith First of His Name: These are all false flag operations for the Big Foot lobby.

Wrongo, mister. Bigfoot is a shill for the bus industry.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]

Thats a goddamn samsquanch. I hate those bastards.


Can yer goddamn samsquanch make a goddamn sammich? Fark em if he cain't.
 
2014-07-23 02:14:23 PM  
img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-07-23 02:14:33 PM  
Is it ironic that I hate flying?
 
2014-07-23 02:15:25 PM  

Gonz: Knowing my luck, I'll get hit by a flying corpse.

Which would be a bad way to go.


On the bright side, you would never know what hit you.
 
2014-07-23 02:16:52 PM  

Biff_Steel: Captain Sum Ting Wong ?


Swim Ting Wong?
 
2014-07-23 02:17:25 PM  

walktoanarcade: Is it ironic that I hate flying?


I dunno, are you getting married today?
 
2014-07-23 02:18:44 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: Gonz: Knowing my luck, I'll get hit by a flying corpse.

Which would be a bad way to go.

On the bright side, you would never know what hit you.


Yes, but did the corpse crash or land?
 
2014-07-23 02:18:58 PM  
What is Obama hiding now and how many more planes have to be taken down to sufficiently cover it up?

/kidding
 
2014-07-23 02:19:11 PM  
Things that were obviously left out of pilot training:
1.  Don't fly through a war.
2.  Don't fly through a hurricane.
 
2014-07-23 02:19:38 PM  
I saw something about Taiwan and crash before the webpage said "nope, you can't see this page". Letting it through noscript started loading tons of crap but not the story so I was all hells no!

I am therefore going to assume the moon crashed into Taiwan and China has laid claim to it.
 
2014-07-23 02:19:47 PM  
www.thefancarpet.com
This is how I feel about flying lately.
 
2014-07-23 02:20:24 PM  

Publikwerks: walktoanarcade: Is it ironic that I hate flying?

I dunno, are you getting married today?


Well, it IS raining...coincidentally.  :)
 
2014-07-23 02:20:48 PM  
Xixi, I hate roman numerals.
 
2014-07-23 02:21:38 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village:


I want Gumby to murder Pingu so bad...
 
2014-07-23 02:23:59 PM  
I don't have any issues with air travel safety.  Just the seating.  Way too small and confined.  For someone who does not have claustrophobia, I still have a great deal of discomfort with flying.
 
2014-07-23 02:25:26 PM  
img.washingtonpost.com

An hour later she was hungry again
 
2014-07-23 02:26:01 PM  
Godzilla?
 
2014-07-23 02:28:32 PM  

worlddan: Biff_Steel: Captain Sum Ting Wong ?

Swim Ting Wong?


Wee Tu Lo's brother.
 
2014-07-23 02:29:42 PM  
Gonz: Knowing my luck, I'll get hit by a flying corpse.

Which would be a bad way to go.


If you ever fall off the Sears Tower out of a plane, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy
 
2014-07-23 02:30:19 PM  

Gonz: Knowing my luck, I'll get hit by a flying corpse.

Which would be a bad way to go.


Especially if it was a dead fat guy?
 
2014-07-23 02:35:14 PM  

upload.wikimedia.org
R.I.P. Pengo

 
2014-07-23 02:39:11 PM  
And then the plane will landon your head.

Lucky there were only a handful injured on the ground.
 
2014-07-23 02:39:18 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-07-23 02:40:51 PM  

walktoanarcade: Publikwerks: walktoanarcade: Is it ironic that I hate flying?

I dunno, are you getting married today?

Well, it IS raining...coincidentally.  :)


Make sure you cut that cake with one of the 10000 spoons...
 
2014-07-23 02:45:23 PM  
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-07-23 02:47:34 PM  

zulius: walktoanarcade: Publikwerks: walktoanarcade: Is it ironic that I hate flying?

I dunno, are you getting married today?

Well, it IS raining...coincidentally.  :)

Make sure you cut that cake with one of the 10000 spoons...


should one take the free ride if one has already paid?
 
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