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(Yahoo)   Oregon vandals use donuts and other pastries to deface private property. Police officers from seven western states volunteer to assist with the crime scene   (news.yahoo.com ) divider line
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2014-07-23 02:25:17 PM  
"Officer down! Officer down!  I need bear claws...I mean back up!  Send a jelly donut...I mean send help!"
 
2014-07-23 03:08:34 PM  
"Bored teens do stupid shiat. How you can protect yourself.  Film at 11"
 
2014-07-23 03:17:54 PM  
OK, defacing property is one thing, and you really shouldn't mark up walls and shiat but FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN WHAT DID YOU DO TO THOSE PASTRIES?!?!?

/natural born cruller
 
2014-07-23 03:20:10 PM  
Committing a crime with a donut?  That's crime on a hole nother level.
 
2014-07-23 03:25:08 PM  
I'm more of a powdered donut/fruit pastry kind of a guy. Not sure I'd want an oregano/lard donut. Not sure what that would taste like.
 
2014-07-23 03:25:53 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Committing a crime with a donut?  That's crime on a hole nother level.

You raised a good point. No one is doing this for the dough; the article glazed over that part.
 
2014-07-23 03:28:50 PM  
How do I get to this maple bar?
 
2014-07-23 03:30:45 PM  
We'll they should be looking for rich and or employed skinny people.
 
2014-07-23 03:31:10 PM  
They'll soon get their just desserts.
 
2014-07-23 03:31:26 PM  
This would be way funnier if the bandit also shoved a single-serve orange juice bottle in the victims' car's exhaust pipe.
 
2014-07-23 03:33:32 PM  
As long as they didn't waste the awesomesauce that is VooDoo Donuts. Seriously, their maple bacon bar is amazeballs. Last time we were in Washington we were short on time and had the choice to go to Mt Rainier or go to VooDoo Donuts: obviously we got the donuts.
 
2014-07-23 03:33:47 PM  
So donuts attract more cops? Who knew?
 
2014-07-23 03:35:06 PM  

armor helix: This would be way funnier if the bandit also shoved a single-serve orange juice bottle in the victims' car's exhaust pipe.


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2014-07-23 03:36:15 PM  
OK, now they need some vandals with coffee and milk and they'll be all set.
 
2014-07-23 03:37:12 PM  
 
2014-07-23 03:40:31 PM  
Officer: Vandalism reported on Sycamore Street
Chief: Forget it,. That's two blocks away.
Officer: Reports are the vandals are leaving donuts on private property.
Chief: I am preceding on foot. Call in a Code 6.
Officer (on comm): We need coffee. Repeat, coffee.
 
2014-07-23 03:41:22 PM  
Who complains about this shiat? The squirrels and the trees dump more crap on my vehicle than this every week. Take a hose to it, and go on with your day. What'd they think they'd accomplish by calling the cops? That the cops would eat the now spoiled pastries?
 
2014-07-23 03:41:40 PM  

paswa17: Officer: Vandalism reported on Sycamore Street
Chief: Forget it,. That's two blocks away.
Officer: Reports are the vandals are leaving donuts on private property.
Chief: I am preceding proceeding on foot. Call in a Code 6.
Officer (on comm): We need coffee. Repeat, coffee.


FTFM
 
2014-07-23 03:46:17 PM  
"We believe the suspects are kids in the neighborhood," Rouches said

I read that as Douches.......white people problems.
 
2014-07-23 04:03:42 PM  
Many years ago I worked in a Dunkin Donuts. True to their word they made donuts fresh every eight hours. One of my jobs was to take garbage bags full of donuts from the previous shift and deposit them in the dumpster.

Sometime, however, a bag or two failed to make it all the way across the parking lot. Sometimes they would end up in the trunk of my car. Sometimes they would be used to terrorize the city of Plattsburgh New York as The Donut Dude, accompanied by his sidekick The Dirty Donut Hole, set out on a sugary spree of relentless sweet pummeling.

It's nice to see young people these days following in my footsteps.

Donut Dude lives on.
 
2014-07-23 04:05:33 PM  

litespeed74: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Voo

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Agreed. The Oregonian had an article about the 7 most annoying things about Oregon - VooDoo came in at #3 or 4 with the comment "if they spent their time improving their product instead of marketing it, they would be ok".

/The maple bacon bar is good though. Won't touch any of the rest.
 
2014-07-23 04:05:53 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: As long as they didn't waste the awesomesauce that is VooDoo Donuts. Seriously, their maple bacon bar is amazeballs. Last time we were in Washington we were short on time and had the choice to go to Mt Rainier or go to VooDoo Donuts: obviously we got the donuts.


The problem with Voodoo is: their actual donuts suck ass. Like the flavor/topping combinations can be interesting and take it up a notch, but the actual donut itself is a supermarket special. Ironically, Voodoo's been around long enough in Portland that you can now find doppelganger donuts in the actual supermarkets, and a 50 cent maple bacon bar from Safeway is pretty much the exact same thing.

Blue Star has become the place to get your 3 dollar, artisanal, locally-sourced donuts in PDX...for anybody keeping track.
 
2014-07-23 04:06:45 PM  
What else is there to do in freakin Oregon? Getting a rise out of some cops do nut make them criminals.
 
2014-07-23 04:16:15 PM  

litespeed74: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Voo

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How apropos...
 
2014-07-23 04:16:17 PM  
CALLING all cars. ..doughnuts I repeat doughnuts.
 
2014-07-23 04:17:03 PM  

Dazrin: litespeed74: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Voo

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Agreed. The Oregonian had an article about the 7 most annoying things about Oregon - VooDoo came in at #3 or 4 with the comment "if they spent their time improving their product instead of marketing it, they would be ok".

/The maple bacon bar is good though. Won't touch any of the rest.


But....but....ZOMG They put CEREAL ON THERE!!!on3!!!

That's how you spot tourists: big pink box.
 
2014-07-23 04:25:40 PM  
I dunno.  I mean I really like capers, and caper berries.
But capers in donuts?  Nah, I can't get my head around that ....
 
2014-07-23 04:31:21 PM  
Just imagine this:

You're a fifteen year old kid. You're on the roof of a six story building. You have a dozen, custard filled, chocolate frosted donuts up there with you, along with an ice cold six pack of beer...and other stuff.

It's 98 degrees outside. It's 12:05 pm and the lunch rush has just started.

You can't possibly eat those donuts with beer.

What happens next?
 
2014-07-23 04:33:04 PM  
"Round" up the usual suspects?
 
2014-07-23 04:36:24 PM  

farkin_Gary: You can't possibly eat those donuts with beer.


I'll take you up on that challenge
 
2014-07-23 04:36:47 PM  
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: ... the awesomesauce that is VooDoo Donuts....

Please never ever EVER use this word again.
/Bad enough it's in a national commercial.
 
2014-07-23 04:39:01 PM  

Combustion: Dazrin: litespeed74: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Voo

[img.4plebs.org image 322x207]

Agreed. The Oregonian had an article about the 7 most annoying things about Oregon - VooDoo came in at #3 or 4 with the comment "if they spent their time improving their product instead of marketing it, they would be ok".

/The maple bacon bar is good though. Won't touch any of the rest.

But....but....ZOMG They put CEREAL ON THERE!!!on3!!!

That's how you spot tourists: big pink box.


Exactly...It's a doughnut with stale cereal on it.  Even a piece of bacon on a maple bar...nothing mind blowing at all. Believe me, there are much better places to eat in Portland.
 
2014-07-23 04:41:17 PM  
Whatchoo Talkinbout: "We believe the suspects are kids in the neighborhood," Rouches said

I read that as Douches.......white wide  people problems.
 
2014-07-23 04:44:48 PM  

Combustion: Dazrin: litespeed74: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Voo

[img.4plebs.org image 322x207]

Agreed. The Oregonian had an article about the 7 most annoying things about Oregon - VooDoo came in at #3 or 4 with the comment "if they spent their time improving their product instead of marketing it, they would be ok".

/The maple bacon bar is good though. Won't touch any of the rest.

But....but....ZOMG They put CEREAL ON THERE!!!on3!!!

That's how you spot tourists: big pink box.


We have one in Eugene.  Some salesmen from out of town came in and brought THREE of those big pink boxes in everyday, and every day, more and more of them were left uneaten.

Thankfully they were only here three days.

They're regular cake donuts aren't that bad though.
 
2014-07-23 05:26:36 PM  

macross87: mama2tnt: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: ... the awesomesauce that is VooDoo Donuts....

Please never ever EVER use this word again.
/Bad enough it's in a national commercial.

Awesomesauce is a great band name...


Only if they have the class of Hollywood Undead and all of their songs are delightfully dirty, making it clear exactly what composes 'awesomesauce'.
 
2014-07-23 06:18:05 PM  
Committing crimes with donuts is just trolling the cops at a whole new level.
 
2014-07-23 07:12:52 PM  

thesloppy: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: As long as they didn't waste the awesomesauce that is VooDoo Donuts. Seriously, their maple bacon bar is amazeballs. Last time we were in Washington we were short on time and had the choice to go to Mt Rainier or go to VooDoo Donuts: obviously we got the donuts.

The problem with Voodoo is: their actual donuts suck ass. Like the flavor/topping combinations can be interesting and take it up a notch, but the actual donut itself is a supermarket special. Ironically, Voodoo's been around long enough in Portland that you can now find doppelganger donuts in the actual supermarkets, and a 50 cent maple bacon bar from Safeway is pretty much the exact same thing.

Blue Star has become the place to get your 3 dollar, artisanal, locally-sourced donuts in PDX...for anybody keeping track.


I agree. My post was facetious, as it seemed like a year or two ago anytime that Oregon was mentioned, the thread would be flooded with "Voodoo donut" references, as though it's actually some kind of attraction and not just a mediocre donut shop.
 
2014-07-23 08:25:33 PM  

Snarfangel: Whatchoo Talkinbout: "We believe the suspects are kids in the neighborhood," Rouches said

I read that as Douches.......white wide  people problems.


Pfffffft......well yah-uuh. Double slab of baby backs?
 
2014-07-23 08:51:34 PM  
Police said to be searching for Sticky Bandits.....
 
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