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(WTOP)   The best breakfast sandwich in America is located in Washington, D.C. Finally, a reason to go there   (wtop.com ) divider line
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2014-07-23 01:23:13 PM  
Bet it's overstuffed with PORK, amirite?
 
2014-07-23 01:39:51 PM  
I was about to post that this is ridiculous, that the best breakfast sandwich in America can only be found at Napa Valley Biscuits in Napa, CA, and consists of a fried chicken breast, bacon, egg, and cheese between two made-from-scratch biscuits and slathered in some of the best sausage gravy you've ever tasted, but I just visited their website and learned that they closed less than 2 weeks ago. This sudden, out-of-the-blue realization that I shall never again be able to return there has left me consumed with a profound mix of sadness, despair, and rage that I feel must be unleashed in some terrible way upon the world.
 
2014-07-23 02:34:52 PM  

brap: Bet it's overstuffed with PORK, amirite?


I was going to say Baloney, but same concept.
 
2014-07-23 02:35:23 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I was about to post that this is ridiculous, that the best breakfast sandwich in America can only be found at Napa Valley Biscuits in Napa, CA, and consists of a fried chicken breast, bacon, egg, and cheese between two made-from-scratch biscuits and slathered in some of the best sausage gravy you've ever tasted, but I just visited their website and learned that they closed less than 2 weeks ago. This sudden, out-of-the-blue realization that I shall never again be able to return there has left me consumed with a profound mix of sadness, despair, and rage that I feel must be unleashed in some terrible way upon the world.


Done in 2, hit the lights folks
 
2014-07-23 02:35:30 PM  
No, I won't go there for a sammich.
I'll make my own and not have to endure DC.
 
2014-07-23 02:36:32 PM  
"The best breakfast sandwich in America is located in Washington, D.C. "

That's not what the article says, stubby
 
2014-07-23 02:37:37 PM  
Breakfast tacos are superior to breakfast sandwiches.

NO ONE DENIES THIS.
 
2014-07-23 02:38:21 PM  

Pocket Ninja: This sudden, out-of-the-blue realization that I shall never again be able to return there has left me consumed with a profound mix of sadness, despair, and rage that I feel must be unleashed in some terrible way upon the world.


img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-07-23 02:40:58 PM  
I came to post the standard, "Thanks Obama!"

But, then I read the article...

And now I want to go to Two Boroughs Larder...

/Is Walter still pissed?
 
2014-07-23 02:41:56 PM  
They have an Obama sandwich called Adios.
 
2014-07-23 02:42:42 PM  
The link to the real article made me so hungry.
 
2014-07-23 02:42:50 PM  
I was going to say the best breakfast sandwich is in my kitchen a couple of times a week, then I read this: "...Italian flatbreads grilled in lard, which takes the place of the biscuit." and "...egg, chorizo, cheddar, pickled onion and sour cream...".  fark it.  How do you compete with that?
 
2014-07-23 02:42:55 PM  
Replace the onions with some kraut and I am farking there.
 
2014-07-23 02:44:06 PM  
Shouldn't it be Buenas Dias? Pretty sure adjectives match gender to nouns in Spanish.

/I like pedantry more than food!
// Super fun at parties.
 
2014-07-23 02:44:48 PM  
That might be the best breakfast sandwich in DC, but there's no way it beats the ful at Keren for breakfast.
 
2014-07-23 02:45:11 PM  
I still want to get up to Baltimore for breakfast and have some capn crunch french toast.
 
2014-07-23 02:45:15 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I was about to post that this is ridiculous, that the best breakfast sandwich in America can only be found at Napa Valley Biscuits in Napa, CA, and consists of a fried chicken breast, bacon, egg, and cheese between two made-from-scratch biscuits and slathered in some of the best sausage gravy you've ever tasted, but I just visited their website and learned that they closed less than 2 weeks ago. This sudden, out-of-the-blue realization that I shall never again be able to return there has left me consumed with a profound mix of sadness, despair, and rage that I feel must be unleashed in some terrible way upon the world.


There...is...another...chicken...biscuit...sand...wich...

http://www.pinestatebiscuits.com/menu/

/disappears like Yoda
 
2014-07-23 02:45:37 PM  
OK, but I still say the Macon Air and Space Museum is just as good as the one they got.
 
2014-07-23 02:45:57 PM  
Triple Bypass Biscuits:
Country ham
Sausage
Bacon
Cheese

Enjoy!
 
2014-07-23 02:46:27 PM  
DC has gotten hip n' foodie in recent years, so I'm surprised that someone hasn't come up with a deconstructed McMuffin with a rich maple Demi-glacé and locally sourced, corn-rubbed ham slicelet.

Some a-hole in Bethesda is probably doing this at $30 a pop now.

/ on fire now that I have the Guy Fieri food name generator.
 
2014-07-23 02:47:02 PM  
Taylor ham, fried egg (salted and peppered), and American cheese on a hard roll at any decent NJ diner. Preferably at 1am after lots of drinking.

/properly ordered as talyorhameggncheeseonahardroll
//cheese fries on the side (mozzarella)
///disco fries are disgusting
 
2014-07-23 02:47:29 PM  

brap: Bet it's overstuffed with PORK, amirite?


Nice.

I ordered one the other day and they had to form a committee and a subcommittee to procure the ingredients. Then the chef didn't get re-elected so some Tea Party chef came in lectured me about how we can't afford these ingredients, so I tried to order something else but his protest menu was spelled wrong so I when I order the "whar birf cert whar" burger he brought me a book to study out.
 
2014-07-23 02:47:44 PM  

Aquapope: I was going to say the best breakfast sandwich is in my kitchen a couple of times a week, then I read this: "...Italian flatbreads grilled in lard, which takes the place of the biscuit." and "...egg, chorizo, cheddar, pickled onion and sour cream...".  fark it.  How do you compete with that?


Make that, but better?
 
2014-07-23 02:47:58 PM  
Fark breakfast sandwiches. Get a chivito at FastGourmet.
 
2014-07-23 02:48:09 PM  

Rickj: brap: Bet it's overstuffed with PORK, amirite?

I was going to say Baloney, but same concept.


Both wrong, but I can't tell you what its full of because FARK is a family friendly site.
 
2014-07-23 02:49:26 PM  
MMMMMmmmm. breakfast sandwich.

I found the best bfast sandwich. At least the best one in Denver.

http://sicilianbakeryco.com/menu.html
 
2014-07-23 02:49:39 PM  

bv2112: Fark breakfast sandwiches.


too far Rule #34, too far.
 
2014-07-23 02:50:55 PM  

stuffy: Rickj: brap: Bet it's overstuffed with PORK, amirite?

I was going to say Baloney, but same concept.

Both wrong, but I can't tell you what its full of because FARK is a family friendly site.


It is?  Yeah, a baboon family maybe.
 
2014-07-23 02:52:52 PM  
Michael's Kitchen, Taos, New Mexico.
The Manhandler.
Sausage patty with egg, green chile, and cheese on a homemade bun.
Found this pic, but the guy really should have ordered the side of red chile to put on the hash browns.
All those chiles will blow your sphincter out.

rhhall.smugmug.com
 
2014-07-23 02:53:15 PM  
Oh, they have Burger Kings in DC?
 
2014-07-23 02:53:30 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I was about to post that this is ridiculous, that the best breakfast sandwich in America can only be found at Napa Valley Biscuits in Napa, CA, and consists of a fried chicken breast, bacon, egg, and cheese between two made-from-scratch biscuits and slathered in some of the best sausage gravy you've ever tasted, but I just visited their website and learned that they closed less than 2 weeks ago. This sudden, out-of-the-blue realization that I shall never again be able to return there has left me consumed with a profound mix of sadness, despair, and rage that I feel must be unleashed in some terrible way upon the world.


RIP Yardbird
 
2014-07-23 02:53:56 PM  
list fails without a health vegan alternative

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-23 02:54:22 PM  
Well none of you have had my Western Omelet Sandwich
 
2014-07-23 02:54:54 PM  
Sorry, but that's still not a reason to go there.  Especially since I can make my own breakfast sammiches that are just awesome.
 
2014-07-23 02:55:55 PM  
 
2014-07-23 02:56:40 PM  
Screw that fancy shiat ! Just give me a Scrapple and Egg on wheat toast from Holly's in Grasonville, Md. Breakfast heaven !
 
2014-07-23 02:56:43 PM  
You know what the best breakfast sandwich is? The one that doesn't give you the shiats.
 
2014-07-23 02:56:56 PM  
When Taylor Gourmet in DC started serving breakfast a few years back, they had a sandwich called the Aramingo. Bacon, sausage, eggs, hashbrowns, american cheese AND beer-cheese sauce on a hoagie roll.

It was amazing. Alas, it's no longer on the menu.
 
2014-07-23 02:57:18 PM  
Cheron

list fails without a health vegan alternative

No, not really. As much as you'd like vegan inclusion in all matters, most of us eat meat, eggs or cheese, at the least. So really, the only failure here is you failing to find a vegan alternative. Because we don't care.

No offence.
 
2014-07-23 02:57:45 PM  

sevenbucks: DC has gotten hip n' foodie in recent years, so I'm surprised that someone hasn't come up with a deconstructed McMuffin with a rich maple Demi-glacé and locally sourced, corn-rubbed ham slicelet.

Some a-hole in Bethesda is probably doing this at $30 a pop now.

/ on fire now that I have the Guy Fieri food name generator.


"Corn-rubbed ham slicelet" is my new favorite phrase.
 
2014-07-23 02:57:46 PM  

Cheron: list fails without a health vegan alternative

[img.fark.net image 570x446]


Vegans fail without a healthy protein substitute.
 
2014-07-23 02:57:47 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: You know what the best breakfast sandwich is? The one that doesn't give you the shiats.


That's the coffee talking....usually.
 
2014-07-23 02:57:51 PM  
Not sure why you'd want to live there, but the people who do live there do so for one reason only.  I'll use a Vonnegut quote about lawyers that applies very equally to the political class that inhabits DC and wets it's beak on the 4 trillion or so that passes through that town every year.

"In every big transaction, ... there is a magic moment during which a man has surrendered a treasure, and during which the man who is due to receive it has not yet done so. An alert lawyer will make that moment his own, possessing the treasure for a magic microsecond, taking a little of it, passing it on. If the man who is to receive the treasure is unused to wealth, has an inferiority complex and shapeless feelings of guilt, as most people do, the lawyer can often take as much as half the bundle, and still receive the recipient's blubbering thanks."
 
2014-07-23 02:57:56 PM  
Live in that part of the city.  Never heard of it.  Looks disgusting.
 
2014-07-23 02:59:10 PM  
The next time you're in San Francisco, go to the iconic Ferry Terminal building on the Embarcadero. As you face it from the street, on the far left of the building is a place called Gott's Roadside. Nothing fancy; nice outdoor seating area.

Order the smoked chicken breakfast taco. Trust me. Or, if you're like Mrs_Fab, the vegetarian breakfast sandwich.
 
2014-07-23 02:59:13 PM  
padrespublic.com
 
2014-07-23 02:59:50 PM  

stuffy: Rickj: brap: Bet it's overstuffed with PORK, amirite?

I was going to say Baloney, but same concept.

Both wrong, but I can't tell you what its full of because FARK is a family friendly site.


I think we can say "bullstuff", can we not?

/we can't?
//Shut THE FRONT DOOR!
 
2014-07-23 03:02:53 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: You know what the best breakfast sandwich is? The one that doesn't give you the shiats.


Avoid the Manhandler that I posted, 'cause it'll blow through your colon like Hitler through Poland.
A veritable shiatzkreig.
 
2014-07-23 03:02:58 PM  

litespeed74: Agent Smiths Laugh: You know what the best breakfast sandwich is? The one that doesn't give you the shiats.

That's the coffee talking....usually.


Boy howdy does it. That's why I gave up cappuccino except when I need a good cleaning.

Facetious_Speciest: Cheron

list fails without a health vegan alternative

No, not really. As much as you'd like vegan inclusion in all matters, most of us eat meat, eggs or cheese, at the least. So really, the only failure here is you failing to find a vegan alternative. Because we don't care.

No offence.


It's spelled offense.

And sence is spelled sense, just in case you were wondering.

/don't know why those two bother me, but they do
//it's Weird Al's fault
 
2014-07-23 03:03:47 PM  

Maud Dib: Agent Smiths Laugh: You know what the best breakfast sandwich is? The one that doesn't give you the shiats.

Avoid the Manhandler that I posted, 'cause it'll blow through your colon like Hitler through Poland.
A veritable shiatzkreig.


I before E, dummkopf.
 
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