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(Detroit Free Press)   Headlines that Cure Hunger: "Kid Rock subpoenaed to produce glass sex toy in Insane Clown Posse lawsuit"   (freep.com) divider line 36
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2014-07-23 09:40:49 AM  
Once the phrase "Insane Clown Posse" is used in a headline, or anywhere, really, "weird" is assumed almost to the point of needing the "obvious" tag.
 
2014-07-23 10:28:37 AM  
Yeah, I got nothing to add to that.
 
2014-07-23 10:57:53 AM  
He's got a GLAAAAAASS...glass cock.

/bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy
 
2014-07-23 11:36:01 AM  
Thanks Detroit.
 
2014-07-23 11:37:19 AM  
People with glass dildos shouldn't throw houses or something.
 
2014-07-23 11:48:28 AM  
ICP's glass sex toy.

There's a window into a world of middle-aged chunky clown anus that I never want to open, see, or even contemplate in the abstract.

*self lobotomizes and vomits blood for five years*
 
2014-07-23 11:57:46 AM  
The mental image that one derives from that headline is... not good.

Attorney for the defense: Your honor, I call my next witness, Kid Rock.
*bowitaba begins playing*
*Kid Rock storms into the courtroom with a posse of rednecks, midgets, and hookers*
Judge: Mr. Rock, the court has been led to believe that you are obstructing justice by retaining a key piece of evidence. Can you produce it?
*Kid Rock lowers his jeans, flashing his junk around the courtroom.*
*The jury gasps*
*Rock reaches down between his legs, past his junk, and retrieves a glass dildo from his rectum. He tosses it to the female prosecutor, who is forced to catch it to keep it from breaking.*
*Rock then winks at the prosecutor, pulls up his jeans, and saunters back out of the courtroom.*
 
2014-07-23 12:01:38 PM  
Wouldn't a glass dildo be potentially problematic?  I don't think I'd want anything in my hoo-ha that might break and cause me possibly fatal internal bleeding.
 
2014-07-23 12:01:51 PM  

cgraves67: The mental image that one derives from that headline is... not good.

Attorney for the defense: Your honor, I call my next witness, Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid Rock.
*bowitaba begins playing*
*Kid Rock storms into the courtroom with a posse of rednecks, midgets, and hookers*
Judge: Mr. Rock, the court has been led to believe that you are obstructing justice by retaining a key piece of evidence. Can you produce it?
*Kid Rock lowers his jeans, flashing his junk around the courtroom.*
*The jury gasps*
*Rock reaches down between his legs, past his junk, and retrieves a glass dildo from his rectum. He tosses it to the female prosecutor, who is forced to catch it to keep it from breaking.*
*Rock then winks at the prosecutor, pulls up his jeans, and saunters back out of the courtroom.*


The only improvement that scene needed.
 
2014-07-23 12:02:02 PM  

cgraves67: The mental image that one derives from that headline is... not good.

Attorney for the defense: Your honor, I call my next witness, Kid Rock.
*bowitaba begins playing*
*Kid Rock storms into the courtroom with a posse of rednecks, midgets, and hookers*
Judge: Mr. Rock, the court has been led to believe that you are obstructing justice by retaining a key piece of evidence. Can you produce it?
*Kid Rock lowers his jeans, flashing his junk around the courtroom.*
*The jury gasps*
*Rock reaches down between his legs, past his junk, and retrieves a glass dildo from his rectum. He tosses it to the female prosecutor, who is forced to catch it to keep it from breaking.*
*Rock then winks at the prosecutor, pulls up his jeans, and saunters back out of the courtroom.*


oh my.
 
2014-07-23 12:02:59 PM  
Juggalos: The only safe haven for anyone with prejudices because they live up to them.

I seriously have a "stay the fark away from me" policy when it comes to those people, using people loosely, here.

It must be something about how they're slow-witted, smelly, and violent types who yell and fight at the drop at the hat if you're not in their "family."
 
2014-07-23 12:04:55 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Wouldn't a glass dildo be potentially problematic?  I don't think I'd want anything in my hoo-ha that might break and cause me possibly fatal internal bleeding.


You'd want to use that tempered glass so that when it shatters you only have to clear your vagina of roughly pebble-sized shards of glass.
 
2014-07-23 12:06:28 PM  
The suit describes her experience at the 2012 Gathering of the Juggalos as "a living hell."

Sounds about right.
 
2014-07-23 12:07:44 PM  

Jaden Smith First of His Name: Coco LaFemme: Wouldn't a glass dildo be potentially problematic?  I don't think I'd want anything in my hoo-ha that might break and cause me possibly fatal internal bleeding.

You'd want to use that tempered glass so that when it shatters you only have to clear your vagina of roughly pebble-sized shards of glass.


Frosted glass is definitely no-go territory.
 
2014-07-23 12:13:38 PM  
Talk about questions that don't have any answers...
 
2014-07-23 12:36:21 PM  
"a" glass sex toy...not "his"
 
2014-07-23 12:50:04 PM  

cgraves67: The mental image that one derives from that headline is... not good.

Attorney for the defense: Your honor, I call my next witness, Kid Rock.
*bowitaba begins playing*
*Kid Rock storms into the courtroom with a posse of rednecks, midgets, and hookers*
Judge: Mr. Rock, the court has been led to believe that you are obstructing justice by retaining a key piece of evidence. Can you produce it?
*Kid Rock lowers his jeans, flashing his junk around the courtroom.*
*The jury gasps*
*Rock reaches down between his legs, past his junk, and retrieves a glass dildo from his rectum. He tosses it to the female prosecutor, who is forced to catch it to keep it from breaking.*
*Rock then winks at the prosecutor, pulls up his jeans, and saunters back out of the courtroom.*


Hey, this ain't your personal erotica site, bub!
 
2014-07-23 01:01:40 PM  
I encourage Mr. Rock to send the court an empty Fago bottle.
 
2014-07-23 01:18:26 PM  
RIP Ass Dan
 
2014-07-23 01:19:05 PM  
31.media.tumblr.com

/hot because uploading didn't work right
 
2014-07-23 01:48:51 PM  

ChrisDe: The suit describes her experience at the 2012 Gathering of the Juggalos as "a living hell."

Sounds about right.


Looks like she did a piss poor job at doing some background checks on what she was doing.
 
2014-07-23 02:23:42 PM  
Where's Johnny Cockran when you need him?

If it fits... you must acquit!
 
2014-07-23 02:44:50 PM  
Say what you will about the artistic merits of their work, any time their name makes the news it's good for at least a quick chuckle.
 
2014-07-23 02:52:46 PM  
brap: middle-aged chunky clown anus

I'm at work but I dare someone to google image search that.
 
2014-07-23 02:56:12 PM  
h thing to come up.

www.celebitchy.com
 
2014-07-23 02:58:21 PM  
Huh, it previewed at "15th thing to come up" anyway, but yeah, I took your dare, no middle-aged yeah yeah, but this thread was the first thing to come up on web search before I switched to  image search on the googs.
 
2014-07-23 03:39:16 PM  
She worked at "Psychopathic Records" and wonders why the atmosphere was stressful?  Also, isn't "living hell" the understood result of attending the Gathering of Juggaloes?
 
2014-07-23 04:07:59 PM  
Water, fire, air and dirt
Sexual harassment, how does that work?
I can't give a dildo to my publicist?
Y'all motherfarkers lying, and getting me pissed
Solar eclipse, and vicious weather
Fifteen thousand dollars for peeking down her sweater.
 
2014-07-23 04:42:55 PM  
Huh huh, Kid Rock subpenis-ed with a glass sex toy?

ernstchan.com
 
2014-07-23 05:24:20 PM  
You agreed to work for Insane Clown Posse. What the hell did you think was going to happen??
 
2014-07-23 05:56:32 PM  
Is Glass Sex Toy the ICP's next album?

Will the ICP attend court in full Kiss makeup?
 
2014-07-23 06:19:07 PM  
*reads headline*
x1.fjcdn.com
 
2014-07-23 06:46:54 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Wouldn't a glass dildo be potentially problematic?  I don't think I'd want anything in my hoo-ha that might break and cause me possibly fatal internal bleeding.


I assume they're solid, like a paperweight.
 
2014-07-23 07:50:14 PM  

walktoanarcade: Huh, it previewed at "15th thing to come up" anyway, but yeah, I took your dare, no middle-aged yeah yeah, but this thread was the first thing to come up on web search before I switched to  image search on the googs.


Damn NSA.
 
2014-07-23 11:42:16 PM  
assets-s3.rollingstone.com

Dildos.

How the Fark do they work?!
 
2014-07-24 07:28:06 AM  

namegoeshere: You agreed to work for Insane Clown Posse. What the hell did you think was going to happen??


Bears repeating.  Being Andre Dice Clay's secretary, a prostitute, altar boy, etc.  There are some jobs where anyone with an IQ over 50 should know it's going to happen.

Now, if was actual touching or rape, that's different.  But receiving a gift of a dildo?  I'd classify this as a frivolous lawsuit..
 
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