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(Politico)   House Republicans finally catch up to Democrats technologically, end up sending dick pics to all their constituents   (politico.com) divider line 47
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2014-07-23 09:31:23 AM  
I guess that's a corollary to Rule 34.
 
2014-07-23 09:49:55 AM  
"is you or is you not my constituency"
"i am now, senator"
 
2014-07-23 10:09:19 AM  
Aren't all GOP politician photo's actually dick pics?

here allow me to give an example... this is most definitely a dick pic

www.macmeisters.com

and this blast from the past is a dick pic as well

www.macmeisters.com
 
2014-07-23 10:09:34 AM  
i595.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-23 10:18:51 AM  
Praying seldom works as tech support.
 
2014-07-23 10:27:49 AM  

Majick Thise: Aren't all GOP politician photo's actually dick pics?


No, I definitely saw a turtle once

s1.hubimg.com
 
2014-07-23 10:38:10 AM  

nmrsnr: Majick Thise: Aren't all GOP politician photo's actually dick pics?

No, I definitely saw a turtle once

[s1.hubimg.com image 260x318]


Actually that is a turtle dick not the entire turtle.
 
2014-07-23 11:01:23 AM  
If the young spy glasses-wearing Republicans in Michigan are any indication, I don't think the Democrats are too worried.
 
2014-07-23 11:12:45 AM  

Mentat: If the young spy glasses-wearing Republicans in Michigan are any indication, I don't think the Democrats are too worried.


About that, how are they not under arrest for wiretapping?
 
2014-07-23 11:25:00 AM  
Attention GOP: "Digital Push" does NOT involve your finger in young male prostitute's anus.
 
2014-07-23 11:37:58 AM  

nmrsnr: Mentat: If the young spy glasses-wearing Republicans in Michigan are any indication, I don't think the Democrats are too worried.

About that, how are they not under arrest for wiretapping?


Is there a story I'm missing?
 
2014-07-23 11:40:54 AM  

Dr Dreidel: nmrsnr: Mentat: If the young spy glasses-wearing Republicans in Michigan are any indication, I don't think the Democrats are too worried.

About that, how are they not under arrest for wiretapping?

Is there a story I'm missing?


I was looking around Fark for it last night.. didn't see it.

Anyway, the Michigan Republican party has been sending their staffers to all the Democratic events in the state, wearing spy glasses with hidden cameras.

They don't deny they did it, when asked.
 
2014-07-23 11:42:59 AM  
Unfortunately, the Republican base still needs to have their grandchildren show them how to find things on the U-Tube.
 
2014-07-23 11:44:19 AM  

Dr Dreidel: nmrsnr: Mentat: If the young spy glasses-wearing Republicans in Michigan are any indication, I don't think the Democrats are too worried.

About that, how are they not under arrest for wiretapping?

Is there a story I'm missing?


Link to Maddow's coverage.

It's kind of funny, actually. Not only were the 'operatives' unsuccessful at digging up embarrassing dirt, but one of them left a minidisk behind at a D event that contained a lot of video that they'd recorded.
 
2014-07-23 11:44:29 AM  
Do Jitterbug phones even have screens?
 
2014-07-23 11:45:58 AM  

Dr Dreidel: Is there a story I'm missing?


Video: Republicans caught using spy glasses at Schauer campaign fundraiser

They got caught by leaving an SD card with the footage at an event.
 
2014-07-23 11:46:12 AM  
FTFcomments:

The average Democrat is torn between the telenovelas on Univision and the soft-porn music videos on BET.

All the dog's ears in my vicinity just perked up.
 
2014-07-23 11:46:31 AM  
Alphax: the Michigan Republican party has been sending their staffers to all the Democratic events in the state, wearing spy glasses with hidden cameras.

They don't deny they did it, when asked.


What a bunch of macacas!
 
2014-07-23 11:47:55 AM  
The GOP? That's a lot of dicks.
 
2014-07-23 11:49:14 AM  
Does this mean they just sent out selfies?
 
2014-07-23 11:50:11 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-23 11:50:35 AM  
images.encyclopediadramatica.es
 
2014-07-23 11:51:54 AM  
Actually it's a little know fact that the first dick pic was sent by a Republican. It was a Dick Daguerreotype, or dick dag, sent via John C. Frémont to a certain Mrs. L of Norfolk, Virginia. It caused such a stir that there was for a time a shortage of smelling salts in the entire state of Virginia.
 
2014-07-23 11:52:04 AM  

Jaden Smith First of His Name: Do Jitterbug phones even have screens?


Not in a smartphone way, no. It's very basic.
 
2014-07-23 11:52:40 AM  
\found another dick pic.img.fark.net
 
2014-07-23 11:58:43 AM  

phaseolus: Dr Dreidel: nmrsnr: Mentat: If the young spy glasses-wearing Republicans in Michigan are any indication, I don't think the Democrats are too worried.

About that, how are they not under arrest for wiretapping?

Is there a story I'm missing?

Link to Maddow's coverage.

It's kind of funny, actually. Not only were the 'operatives' unsuccessful at digging up embarrassing dirt, but one of them left a minidisk behind at a D event that contained a lot of video that they'd recorded.


That's hilarious. The way to handle this would be to point them out, and have people introduce themselves, or bring them on stage and ask them if you can get a copy of the footage. Tell them you will be sending your interns around to their functions with hidden cameras, and then don't, and watch them kill each other looking for the spies.
 
2014-07-23 12:00:03 PM  
isolated incident?  I'm sure it wasn't intentional.


 
2014-07-23 12:02:13 PM  
l.wigflip.com
 
2014-07-23 12:07:20 PM  

sweetmelissa31: [l.wigflip.com image 416x550]


i.imgur.com
illuminated dick manuscripts
 
2014-07-23 12:07:40 PM  
totl.net
 
2014-07-23 12:09:33 PM  

Alphax: Dr Dreidel: nmrsnr: Mentat: If the young spy glasses-wearing Republicans in Michigan are any indication, I don't think the Democrats are too worried.

About that, how are they not under arrest for wiretapping?

Is there a story I'm missing?

I was looking around Fark for it last night.. didn't see it.

Anyway, the Michigan Republican party has been sending their staffers to all the Democratic events in the state, wearing spy glasses with hidden cameras.

They don't deny they did it, when asked.


phaseolus: It's kind of funny, actually. Not only were the 'operatives' unsuccessful at digging up embarrassing dirt, but one of them left a minidisk behind at a D event that contained a lot of video that they'd recorded.


nmrsnr: Video: Republicans caught using spy glasses at Schauer campaign fundraiser

They got caught by leaving an SD card with the footage at an event.


Thanks.

I find it hard to care - doesn't every campaign have oppo researchers and paid hecklers, since before Macaca Allen got macaca'd by a macaca (possibly named Macaca)?

What's good for the 47% is also good for the 99%.
 
2014-07-23 12:09:41 PM  

phaseolus: Dr Dreidel: nmrsnr: Mentat: If the young spy glasses-wearing Republicans in Michigan are any indication, I don't think the Democrats are too worried.

About that, how are they not under arrest for wiretapping?

Is there a story I'm missing?

Link to Maddow's coverage.

It's kind of funny, actually. Not only were the 'operatives' unsuccessful at digging up embarrassing dirt, but one of them left a minidisk behind at a D event that contained a lot of video that they'd recorded.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....wheeeeeeeeeze...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Seriously, a farking MINIDISC?
 
2014-07-23 12:10:29 PM  
This ... this is what happens when you shut down Geocities! Fark you Yahoo!
 
2014-07-23 12:11:23 PM  

busy chillin': FTFcomments:

The average Democrat is torn between the telenovelas on Univision and the soft-porn music videos on BET.

All the dog's ears in my vicinity just perked up.


I will never, for the life of me, understand how so many mouth-breathers believe that all whites vote for Republicans and the only people voting D are welfare queens and illegals. Is it part of their race war ideology they need to be true? Or are they just too simple to understand that many, many whites vote D, in fact majorities of them in huge regions of the country? Why not both?
 
2014-07-23 12:14:01 PM  
media.salon.com

What a GOP dick-pic might look like
 
2014-07-23 12:15:52 PM  

lilbjorn: [media.salon.com image 750x500]

What a GOP dick-pic might look like


Even if that itchbag had a flashing neon sign on his face that says "PUNCH ME!!!", his face  still couldn't be any more punchable.
 
2014-07-23 12:19:52 PM  
"Oooh, looky-looky, we're on the INTERNETS!"

Honestly, I think if they don't have a REAL pr firm between them and their webcams this will end up hurting more than helping.

So dems should be posting nothing but breathless praise on fb/twitter/youtube while awaiting the inevitable.
 
2014-07-23 12:22:50 PM  

menschenfresser: busy chillin': FTFcomments:

The average Democrat is torn between the telenovelas on Univision and the soft-porn music videos on BET.

All the dog's ears in my vicinity just perked up.

I will never, for the life of me, understand how so many mouth-breathers believe that all whites vote for Republicans and the only people voting D are welfare queens and illegals. Is it part of their race war ideology they need to be true? Or are they just too simple to understand that many, many whites vote D, in fact majorities of them in huge regions of the country? Why not both?


Thinking is not one of their strengths.
 
2014-07-23 12:23:55 PM  
Clever move Repubs, opening all of those Myspace pages and starting all of those Yahoo groups.  I'm sure those crazy Libz won't know what hit them next time around.
 
2014-07-23 12:40:01 PM  
www.thecommonsenseshow.com
 
2014-07-23 12:53:37 PM  

busy chillin': FTFcomments:

The average Democrat is torn between the telenovelas on Univision and the soft-porn music videos on BET.

All the dog's ears in my vicinity just perked up.


That's not even thinly veiled enough to be a dog whistle. That's a straight up whistle whistle.
 
2014-07-23 12:59:56 PM  
Rep. Tom Rice was also on hand to host his first Google+ Hangout. As the South Carolina freshman removed his suit jacket, and sat upright on a wooden stool in front of a Mac desktop monitor, the set behind him included a South Carolina flag, his Twitter handle @RepTomRice and a misspelled hashtag "#VAACOUNTABILITY."

hahakid.jpg
 
2014-07-23 01:37:03 PM  

djfitz: Rep. Tom Rice was also on hand to host his first Google+ Hangout. As the South Carolina freshman removed his suit jacket, and sat upright on a wooden stool in front of a Mac desktop monitor, the set behind him included a South Carolina flag, his Twitter handle @RepTomRice and a misspelled hashtag "#VAACOUNTABILITY."

hahakid.jpg


LOL but few of his supporters with catch that.
 
2014-07-23 06:39:15 PM  
A Republican Dick ya say?

ronwade.freeservers.com
 
2014-07-23 06:50:52 PM  
They're trying to reach people through Google+?
 
2014-07-23 08:46:19 PM  

CSM101: \found another dick pic.


That's a double dick pic
 
2014-07-24 12:57:51 AM  
It won't work.  My mom is very good with a computer, but is also very good at downloading viruses, toolbars and all kinds wormy things that I have to go fix.
 
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