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2014-07-23 09:49:07 AM
 
2014-07-23 11:04:56 AM
He really didn't think anything... yep.
 
2014-07-23 11:15:15 AM
I'm a lover not a fighter. But if any creature ever attacked my dog, I would go full bazerky.
 
2014-07-23 11:18:15 AM
"They're around!  It's their environment, you're just visiting,"

If more people had felt this way, we wouldn't need an endangered species list.
 
2014-07-23 11:19:59 AM
did any of you understand what happened? besides the dog is ok. that word salad he spewed left me confused.
 
2014-07-23 11:23:51 AM
Story could of been like this "Alligator interrupts a pittbull's would-be snack"
 
2014-07-23 11:24:40 AM
I want an alligator sandwich, and make it snappy!
 
2014-07-23 11:35:49 AM

browneye: "They're around!  It's their environment, you're just visiting,"

If more people had felt this way, we wouldn't need an endangered species list.


Yes, that delicious, delicious list... thpthpthpthp
 
2014-07-23 11:36:59 AM

Curious: did any of you understand what happened? besides the dog is ok. that word salad he spewed left me confused.


...know how ah know you seen the article?
 
WGJ
2014-07-23 11:46:09 AM

Curious: did any of you understand what happened? besides the dog is ok. that word salad he spewed left me confused.


"With all the rain the swamp area filled up a little more, she decided to jump in on the swamp side, instead of the lagoon side, and the gator didn't want to share it with her," McDougal explained.  "I reached down to grab her and grabbed the gator and just jerked him up, and when I did, I seen a big head and she went back that way and as soon as I seen her go back, I let the gator go and then I was stuck in the mud, so I pushed her up on the bank and crawled up myself and got out of there."

Couldn't be any clearer than that.
 
2014-07-23 12:01:47 PM

Curious: did any of you understand what happened? besides the dog is ok. that word salad he spewed left me confused.


                                                                newsbusters.org
 
2014-07-23 12:02:45 PM

WGJ: Couldn't be any clearer than that.


authentic frontier gibberish.
 
2014-07-23 12:03:53 PM

Curious: did any of you understand what happened? besides the dog is ok. that word salad he spewed left me confused.


Clueless transplant moved to Florida, endangered his dog by walking it near a pond.
 
2014-07-23 12:25:02 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Curious: did any of you understand what happened? besides the dog is ok. that word salad he spewed left me confused.

Clueless transplant moved to Florida, endangered his dog by walking it near a pond.


So lifetime resident = transplant moved to Florida
Gotcha
 
2014-07-23 12:30:07 PM

Jimmy's getting angry: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Curious: did any of you understand what happened? besides the dog is ok. that word salad he spewed left me confused.

Clueless transplant moved to Florida, endangered his dog by walking it near a pond.

So lifetime resident = transplant moved to Florida
Gotcha


shiat my bad
 
2014-07-23 01:05:19 PM
This dog got lucky. Poor Queequeg never had a chance.
 
2014-07-23 01:45:30 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Jimmy's getting angry: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Curious: did any of you understand what happened? besides the dog is ok. that word salad he spewed left me confused.

Clueless transplant moved to Florida, endangered his dog by walking it near a pond.

So lifetime resident = transplant moved to Florida
Gotcha

shiat my bad


And I also don't think he sounded clueless at all. His "it's their environment, you're just visiting" line actually sounds pretty astute to me.
 
2014-07-23 02:00:36 PM

mongbiohazard: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Jimmy's getting angry: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Curious: did any of you understand what happened? besides the dog is ok. that word salad he spewed left me confused.

Clueless transplant moved to Florida, endangered his dog by walking it near a pond.

So lifetime resident = transplant moved to Florida
Gotcha

shiat my bad

And I also don't think he sounded clueless at all. His "it's their environment, you're just visiting" line actually sounds pretty astute to me.


I was talking out my ass, I didn't read the article and now that I have I feel like an asshole. Sorry for the disparaging remarks gator wrasslin guy.
 
2014-07-23 02:21:56 PM
*marks time & date* Some farker admits "My bad"...
 
2014-07-23 05:46:56 PM

Curious: did any of you understand what happened? besides the dog is ok. that word salad he spewed left me confused.


I think he was speaking Hiaasenese.
 
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