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(Discover)   Sometimes it's not appendicitis - it's broccoli   (blogs.discovermagazine.com) divider line 20
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2014-07-23 09:07:56 AM  

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Oh yes. One of the deadliest plants


on earth. It tries to warn you itself


with its terrible taste.

 
2014-07-23 10:05:34 AM  
twoje-seriale.pl
It's cruciferous vegetable night...
 
2014-07-23 10:19:04 AM  
I'm pretty sure you're supposed to chew it up before swallowing.
 
2014-07-23 10:27:07 AM  
I hate broccoli, and yet, in a certain sense, I am broccoli.
 
2014-07-23 10:50:23 AM  
Why did the bank robber always insist on hiring broccoli for his getaway driver?

They always floret.

- My dream is to some day be Editor in Chief for Laffy Taffy.
 
2014-07-23 11:17:33 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: I'm pretty sure you're supposed to chew it up before swallowing.


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2014-07-23 12:23:55 PM  
If there is one thing I admire about the Chinese, it's their cutting up of food into small pieces before service.

Nothing is more scary than a very drunk man sitting down to a huge steak.
 
2014-07-23 12:24:03 PM  
I love broccoli. I eat some almost every day.
 
2014-07-23 12:32:16 PM  
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Careful, his brain swells to galactic proportions after you've swallowed him.
 
2014-07-23 12:37:04 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I'm pretty sure you're supposed to chew it up before swallowing.


Came here to say that.
 
2014-07-23 12:37:32 PM  
It's settled. Never eating broccoli again.  I hope they start to put warning labels on it. Preferably with that picture in the article.
 
2014-07-23 12:39:31 PM  

majestic: I love broccoli. I eat some almost every day.


Show us how much you love broccoli by eating thst partially digested yellow one pulled out of someons gut.
 
2014-07-23 12:58:47 PM  
The pic in the article is the stuff of nightmares, as someone who really likes broccoli. Goddamn.  Should have had a Not Safe for Life warning on the headline.
 
2014-07-23 02:22:04 PM  

Fark like a Barsoomian: [img2.wikia.nocookie.net image 292x325]
Careful, his brain swells to galactic proportions after you've swallowed him.


Obscure reference to 'The Nth Degree'?

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2014-07-23 04:18:33 PM  

Smoky Dragon Dish: Obscure reference to 'The Nth Degree'?

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That looks like the right ep, yep.
 
2014-07-23 04:49:37 PM  
The doctor really screwed up the diagnosis. No other explanation. I blame their ability in these cases, not the damn brocolli.
 
2014-07-24 12:55:19 AM  
Vile weed
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2014-07-24 04:18:11 AM  
How did he even swallow a piece of broccoli that big?
 
2014-07-24 04:27:12 AM  
Apparently this person scarfs food whole like my dog.
 
2014-07-24 01:07:05 PM  

Russ1642: The doctor really screwed up the diagnosis. No other explanation. I blame their ability in these cases, not the damn brocolli.


as much as doctors these days piss me off with their lazy incompetence, I gotta blame the patient for swallowing food whole like a god damned wild animal. Seriously thats gotta be a once in a generation event, broccoli stuck in the intestines because of a bad decision and malfunctioning digestive system (why wasn't it broken down?)
 
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