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2014-07-23 04:59:04 PM  
Is she dead?
 
2014-07-23 06:00:57 PM  
That's not a divorce settlement. That's a spoon.
 
2014-07-23 06:05:14 PM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-23 06:06:04 PM  
She was hot back in 1986.
 
2014-07-23 06:07:56 PM  
what did she do to her face?

scratch that, the "what" is obviously bad plastic surgery.

WHY did she do that?!  :(
 
2014-07-23 06:08:36 PM  
Why does he want to retain the rights to Crocodile Dundee?

For the change he makes in royalties? Or does he really plan on making another sequel after the abomination of Dundee in LA
 
2014-07-23 06:08:46 PM  
gaaah!  Where's me knife?
 
2014-07-23 06:13:40 PM  
Who gets custody of Bindi?
 
2014-07-23 06:15:18 PM  
It stinks!
 
2014-07-23 06:17:48 PM  

scotchcrotch: Why does he want to retain the rights to Crocodile Dundee?

For the change he makes in royalties? Or does he really plan on making another sequel after the abomination of Dundee in LA


The possibilities...

A version of "Hyperion" where Crocodile Dundee fights the Shrike.

"Richard the Third" where Dundee ascends to King of Australia.

A reboot of "Hunger Games" where he kills everyone in the mad scramble at the start of the event, then spends the next five movie hours being out of place in the capitol, but charming all the people with his folksy wit.

The Expendables 4.

Transformers 5 where by the end, all the Depecticon's have succumbed to his charms and have abandoned all thoughts of conquest. Transformers 6-10 would have him teaching them all the ways of the outback to help them reconstitute Cybertron.

/These things just write themselves.
 
2014-07-23 06:20:25 PM  

bloatboy: scotchcrotch: Why does he want to retain the rights to Crocodile Dundee?

For the change he makes in royalties? Or does he really plan on making another sequel after the abomination of Dundee in LA

The possibilities...

A version of "Hyperion" where Crocodile Dundee fights the Shrike.

"Richard the Third" where Dundee ascends to King of Australia.

A reboot of "Hunger Games" where he kills everyone in the mad scramble at the start of the event, then spends the next five movie hours being out of place in the capitol, but charming all the people with his folksy wit.

The Expendables 4.

Transformers 5 where by the end, all the Depecticon's have succumbed to his charms and have abandoned all thoughts of conquest. Transformers 6-10 would have him teaching them all the ways of the outback to help them reconstitute Cybertron.

/These things just write themselves.


Not gonna lie, if he was in the expendables a I'd watch it.
 
2014-07-23 06:28:19 PM  

ArkAngel: Is she dead?


ll-media.tmz.com Only some of the muscles in her face.
 
2014-07-23 06:30:03 PM  

farkingismybusiness: That's not a divorce settlement. That's a spoon.


I see you've played 'kinfey-spoony' before
 
2014-07-23 06:31:49 PM  

Jake Leg: farkingismybusiness: That's not a divorce settlement. That's a spoon.

I see you've played 'kinfey ex-wifey-spoony' before

 
2014-07-23 06:31:50 PM  
That's a surprisingly fair and not a"screw over the man because he's a man" divorce settlement. Shared custody, lump payment, no spousal or child support?
Lots of people would kill for that.
 
2014-07-23 06:32:11 PM  

scotchcrotch: Why does he want to retain the rights to Crocodile Dundee?

For the change he makes in royalties? Or does he really plan on making another sequel after the abomination of Dundee in LA


I forget which podcast it was (probably Nerdist or How Did This Get Made), but someone in the know was talking about Hogan and his Croc money. Apparently he somehow retained full rights to those movies, meaning that he made some mad jack back in the day.

This divorce and his tax problems are cutting into that I'm sure, and I'm sure ongoing royalties aren't huge or anything, but clearly he's still got a sizeable chunk. And hell, the way remakes are going these days, you'd be a fool to think they won't eventually get around to a Croc remake of some kind.
 
2014-07-23 06:58:59 PM  

bloatboy: scotchcrotch: Why does he want to retain the rights to Crocodile Dundee?

For the change he makes in royalties? Or does he really plan on making another sequel after the abomination of Dundee in LA

The possibilities...

A version of "Hyperion" where Crocodile Dundee fights the Shrike.

"Richard the Third" where Dundee ascends to King of Australia.

A reboot of "Hunger Games" where he kills everyone in the mad scramble at the start of the event, then spends the next five movie hours being out of place in the capitol, but charming all the people with his folksy wit.

The Expendables 4.

Transformers 5 where by the end, all the Depecticon's have succumbed to his charms and have abandoned all thoughts of conquest. Transformers 6-10 would have him teaching them all the ways of the outback to help them reconstitute Cybertron.

/These things just write themselves.


Crocodile Dundee Goes To Parliment. It would equal Billy Jack Goes to Washington. Equal I says!!!
 
2014-07-23 06:59:09 PM  

CSM101: That's a surprisingly fair and not a"screw over the man because he's a man" divorce settlement. Shared custody, lump payment, no spousal or child support?
Lots of people would kill for that.


Came here to say that. John Cleese must be pissed off right now.
 
2014-07-23 06:59:45 PM  

mcreadyblue: She was hot back in 1986.


GIS has some amazing pictures of her in a black one-piece.

jessicaminiermabe.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-23 08:00:11 PM  
He's still alive? I thought he was killed by a stingray.

/there's more than one aussie?
 
2014-07-23 08:10:00 PM  

bloatboy: scotchcrotch: Why does he want to retain the rights to Crocodile Dundee?

For the change he makes in royalties? Or does he really plan on making another sequel after the abomination of Dundee in LA

The possibilities...

A version of "Hyperion" where Crocodile Dundee fights the Shrike.

"Richard the Third" where Dundee ascends to King of Australia.

A reboot of "Hunger Games" where he kills everyone in the mad scramble at the start of the event, then spends the next five movie hours being out of place in the capitol, but charming all the people with his folksy wit.

The Expendables 4.

Transformers 5 where by the end, all the Depecticon's have succumbed to his charms and have abandoned all thoughts of conquest. Transformers 6-10 would have him teaching them all the ways of the outback to help them reconstitute Cybertron.

/These things just write themselves.


Judge Dundee. He's judge jury and executioner, but with a large knife. After rookie Linda Kozlowski proves her toughness they go on to have whacky adventures in Megacity.
 
2014-07-23 08:12:33 PM  

jayhawk88: And hell, the way remakes are going these days, you'd be a fool to think they won't eventually get around to a Croc remake of some kind.


That's what I thought. If Harrison Ford can do it, Crocodile Dundee can too.
 
2014-07-23 08:31:36 PM  

scotchcrotch: Why does he want to retain the rights to Crocodile Dundee?

For the change he makes in royalties? Or does he really plan on making another sequel after the abomination of Dundee in LA


I had to look that up, I really thought you were kidding.
 
2014-07-23 08:36:18 PM  
Huh, if those celebrity net worth pages are to be believed, Paul Hogan is worth $20 million. Which is less than Ian Mackaye's $25 million. How Ian Mackaye earned $25 million is a mystery to me, but there it is.
 
jvl
2014-07-23 08:41:37 PM  

mcreadyblue: She was hot back in 1986.


Yeah, that's probably why Hogan dumped his then-wife and married her.
 
2014-07-23 09:03:38 PM  

jayhawk88: scotchcrotch: Why does he want to retain the rights to Crocodile Dundee?

For the change he makes in royalties? Or does he really plan on making another sequel after the abomination of Dundee in LA

I forget which podcast it was (probably Nerdist or How Did This Get Made), but someone in the know was talking about Hogan and his Croc money. Apparently he somehow retained full rights to those movies, meaning that he made some mad jack back in the day.

This divorce and his tax problems are cutting into that I'm sure, and I'm sure ongoing royalties aren't huge or anything, but clearly he's still got a sizeable chunk. And hell, the way remakes are going these days, you'd be a fool to think they won't eventually get around to a Croc remake of some kind.


AFAIK he financed the first film with his own money, and so earned a proper profit as producer/investor rather than the worthless points most actors get. And this is the industry where according to their accounts the Harry Potter movies have yet to break even....
 
2014-07-23 09:05:13 PM  

HighZoolander: He's still alive? I thought he was killed by a stingray.

/there's more than one aussie?


Are you Serious?
 
2014-07-23 09:09:32 PM  

Fano: HighZoolander: He's still alive? I thought he was killed by a stingray.

/there's more than one aussie?

Are you Serious?


s9.favim.com

He must be Young.
 
2014-07-23 09:22:49 PM  
If i recall, Hogan ditched his plain-jane, non-famous wife after meeting Kowalaski on the set of the first Croc movie....   I'm kinda impressed they even lasted this long.
 
2014-07-23 09:28:28 PM  

Gary-L: mcreadyblue: She was hot back in 1986.

GIS has some amazing pictures of her in a black one-piece.

[jessicaminiermabe.files.wordpress.com image 500x270]


close enough for gubmint work-
iv1.lisimg.com
 
2014-07-23 09:29:11 PM  
He's waiting until the dust settles and the ink is dry,then he's going to try to come alive again.
 
2014-07-23 09:41:50 PM  
i2.cdnds.net
 
2014-07-23 10:49:01 PM  
Not one pic of the black bikini from behind.

//Son, I am disappoint.
 
2014-07-23 10:50:10 PM  
Knoif.
 
2014-07-23 10:54:15 PM  
Lazy bastards

fc06.deviantart.net
 
2014-07-23 11:55:17 PM  

mjbok: Lazy bastards

[fc06.deviantart.net image 640x480]


That fantastic ass-shot got me through a long adolescent summer years ago.
 
2014-07-24 12:01:12 AM  

bloatboy: scotchcrotch: Why does he want to retain the rights to Crocodile Dundee?

For the change he makes in royalties? Or does he really plan on making another sequel after the abomination of Dundee in LA

The possibilities...

A version of "Hyperion" where Crocodile Dundee fights the Shrike.

"Richard the Third" where Dundee ascends to King of Australia.

A reboot of "Hunger Games" where he kills everyone in the mad scramble at the start of the event, then spends the next five movie hours being out of place in the capitol, but charming all the people with his folksy wit.

The Expendables 4.

Transformers 5 where by the end, all the Depecticon's have succumbed to his charms and have abandoned all thoughts of conquest. Transformers 6-10 would have him teaching them all the ways of the outback to help them reconstitute Cybertron.

/These things just write themselves.


Woss depecticon's wossnow?
 
2014-07-24 02:09:49 AM  

Ebenator: mjbok: Lazy bastards

[fc06.deviantart.net image 640x480]

That fantastic ass-shot got me through a long adolescent summer years ago.


What's interesting to me is that by today's celebrity standards she's a bloated cow.
 
2014-07-24 03:36:04 AM  

Ebenator: mjbok: Lazy bastards

[fc06.deviantart.net image 640x480]

That fantastic ass-shot got me through a long adolescent summer years ago.


THIS.  She was still hot even a few years ago before they first split.  That recent plastic surgery did her no favors at all.
 
2014-07-24 07:03:26 AM  
when will women learn? Age gracefully for chrissakes!
 
2014-07-24 07:36:23 AM  

mjbok: Lazy bastards

[fc06.deviantart.net image 640x480]


Ahh the 80s, wonderful time for the "long butt"
 
2014-07-24 09:37:12 AM  

mjbok: Lazy bastards


Why the long arse?
 
2014-07-24 11:19:04 AM  

skyotter: what did she do to her face?

scratch that, the "what" is obviously bad plastic surgery.

WHY did she do that?!  :(


Encounter with Batman that went awry?

Kids, never do business in chemical plants at midnight in Gotham City.
 
2014-07-24 11:59:53 AM  
I liked CD 2.
 
2014-07-24 03:15:18 PM  
The man's a national treasure.
 
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