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(Your4State)   Biggest thing I ever choked as a teenage boy was a chicken   (your4state.com) divider line 74
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2014-07-23 09:01:08 AM  
They must not have wanted to spend a year in college.
 
2014-07-23 09:01:36 AM  
Yes, but it was a really big chicken.
 
2014-07-23 09:49:20 AM  
That's what has them scratching their heads over why people, the sheriff believes are teenagers, would put a noose around her neck and almost strangled her to death.


www.freedomsphoenix.com
 
2014-07-23 10:20:16 AM  
Actually at that point it was more of a Cornish hen really.  WHAT!?!?   I was a late bloomer!
 
2014-07-23 10:21:03 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-23 10:41:54 AM  
All joking aside, what kind of sick, psychopathic bastard tortures and kills an animal like this?
 
2014-07-23 10:59:38 AM  

tnpir: All joking aside, what kind of sick, psychopathic bastard tortures and kills an animal like this?


RTFA not dead, just severely hurt.

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Poor Catnip.
 
2014-07-23 11:07:12 AM  

tnpir: All joking aside, what kind of sick, psychopathic bastard tortures and kills an animal like this?


The serial killing kind.
 
2014-07-23 01:46:56 PM  

Diogenes: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 640x465]


Looks like it's wearing a gimp mask.

tnpir: All joking aside, what kind of sick, psychopathic bastard tortures and almost kills an animal like this?


Teenagers.
 
2014-07-23 04:07:41 PM  
cdn.videogum.com
 
2014-07-23 05:07:26 PM  

xanadian: Diogenes: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 640x465]

Looks like it's wearing a gimp mask.

tnpir: All joking aside, what kind of sick, psychopathic bastard tortures and almost kills an animal like this?

Teenagers.


Correction: "approximate" teenagers
 
2014-07-23 05:10:00 PM  
Catnip is a retired polo horse. She's blind in one eye, and her owners call her a very sweet girl.

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2014-07-23 06:11:42 PM  

xanadian: Yes, but it was a really big chicken.


That's not what s/he said ;-)
 
2014-07-23 06:45:39 PM  
Mr. Hands?
 
2014-07-23 06:46:58 PM  
www.nextlevelgamer.com

All glibness aside, are we sure this wasn't some erotic asphyxia play?
 
2014-07-23 06:49:12 PM  

tnpir: All joking aside, what kind of sick, psychopathic bastard tortures and kills an animal like this?


It was the farrier in the stall with a noose.
 
2014-07-23 06:49:52 PM  
Prince Charles?
 
2014-07-23 06:50:02 PM  
I would gladly beat senseless anyone I caught harming a horse in such a severe fashion and I'd sleep well that night.
 
2014-07-23 06:53:14 PM  

wildcardjack: All glibness aside, are we sure this wasn't some erotic asphyxia play?


There was once an internet video of a man that got fired from several jobs. It had the tag line of "Is that a pony?" You reminded me of it.

/ncsb
 
2014-07-23 06:53:21 PM  
Someone misinterpreted the phrase "hung like a horse"?
 
2014-07-23 06:54:20 PM  

brap: tnpir: All joking aside, what kind of sick, psychopathic bastard tortures and kills an animal like this?

The serial killing kind.


More likely they were just trying to take the horse as a prank but don't know anything about knots.

They still should be dragged by a wild horses.
 
2014-07-23 06:57:08 PM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: I would gladly beat senseless anyone I caught harming a horse in such a severe fashion and I'd sleep well that night.


I will gladly testify that you and I were at a well-established bar together at the time.
 
2014-07-23 06:58:13 PM  
Son, you don't method act for Equus.
 
2014-07-23 07:00:02 PM  
lynnebubbles.files.wordpress.com

R.I.P. Catnip
 
2014-07-23 07:03:17 PM  
Oh I've seen this one...Oh man, it's really freaky.

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/But seriously, who wears a dress like that to cover a story in a barn?
 
2014-07-23 07:06:17 PM  
i141.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-23 07:07:01 PM  

Combustion: Huck And Molly Ziegler: I would gladly beat senseless anyone I caught harming a horse in such a severe fashion and I'd sleep well that night.

I will gladly testify that you and I were at a well-established bar together at the time.


And I would gladly testify that I saw you both at that bar at the time.
 
2014-07-23 07:08:06 PM  

lostcat: Oh I've seen this one...Oh man, it's really freaky.



/But seriously, who wears a dress like that to cover a story in a barn?


Nicky Walters is the hotter WV newswoman into horses to cover that one.
 
2014-07-23 07:08:46 PM  
I imagine the victim is feeling a little horse now, surviving a choking and all.
 
2014-07-23 07:15:45 PM  

GanjSmokr: Combustion: Huck And Molly Ziegler: I would gladly beat senseless anyone I caught harming a horse in such a severe fashion and I'd sleep well that night.

I will gladly testify that you and I were at a well-established bar together at the time.

And I would gladly testify that I saw you both at that bar at the time.


And i would gladly testify that all three of you slipped me roofies at that bar
 
2014-07-23 07:17:06 PM  
Does a one eyed horse walk in circles?
 
2014-07-23 07:25:32 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: Does a one eyed horse walk in circles?


It does if you forget to nail his other foot to the floor.

/heh. animal cruelty.
 
2014-07-23 07:26:20 PM  
Shouldn't it have been put down already. Maybe they were trying to help the owner out with that.
 
2014-07-23 07:26:58 PM  
I know a teenager who strangled a fly ... I don't know why he strangled the fly .... perhaps he'll die.
I know an teenager who strangled a horse...
 
2014-07-23 07:30:15 PM  
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2014-07-23 07:37:28 PM  
Willllber

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2014-07-23 07:43:41 PM  
Couple of serial killers in the making there. Best put them down, too.
 
2014-07-23 07:44:46 PM  
Find the person(s) responsible. They're your future serial killers. Nip that bud off now and we'll save lives.
 
2014-07-23 07:53:07 PM  

zerkalo: Couple of serial killers in the making there. Best put them down, too.


Even Dahmer started with small animals
 
2014-07-23 07:55:59 PM  
Any word from Matthew Broderick  on her status?
 
2014-07-23 08:07:54 PM  

noblewolf: Any word from Matthew Broderick  on her status?


Yes, he likes the new boobs
 
2014-07-23 08:11:00 PM  

big pig peaches: brap: tnpir: All joking aside, what kind of sick, psychopathic bastard tortures and kills an animal like this?

The serial killing kind.

More likely they were just trying to take the horse as a prank but don't know anything about knots.

They still should be dragged by a wild horses.


I guess they could be inept serial killers instead of inept horse thieves, but frankly I think the later is more likely.

However, that means they severely injured the horse while committing theft and trespassing, which I hope can lead to stronger punishment.
 
2014-07-23 08:12:07 PM  
i1066.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-23 08:19:50 PM  

DoctorWhat: I know a teenager who strangled a fly ... I don't know why he strangled the fly .... perhaps he'll die.
I know an teenager who strangled a horse...


Is he dead?
 
2014-07-23 08:20:22 PM  

wingedkat: big pig peaches: brap: tnpir: All joking aside, what kind of sick, psychopathic bastard tortures and kills an animal like this?

The serial killing kind.

More likely they were just trying to take the horse as a prank but don't know anything about knots.

They still should be dragged by a wild horses.

I guess they could be inept serial killers instead of inept horse thieves, but frankly I think the later is more likely.

However, that means they severely injured the horse while committing theft and trespassing, which I hope can lead to stronger punishment.


I do understand there are evil farkers out there, but I prefer to believe they are greatly outnumbered by people who are just chronically stupid.
 
2014-07-23 08:20:25 PM  
Because I just don't want to think about what kind of lowlife could do that to a horse ...

www.netanimations.net

... I'll leave you with the coolest horse and rope trick I've ever seen.
 
2014-07-23 08:29:00 PM  
pick on someone your own size!

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2014-07-23 08:47:03 PM  

lostcat: Oh I've seen this one...Oh man, it's really freaky.

[img.fark.net image 486x275]

/But seriously, who wears a dress like that to cover a story in a barn?


I'd be interested to see the post-news-segment video. For research purposes, you understand.
 
2014-07-23 08:49:29 PM  

lostcat: Oh I've seen this one...Oh man, it's really freaky.

[img.fark.net image 486x275]

/But seriously, who wears a dress like that to cover a story in a barn?


I've been on the internet long enough to know where THIS is going...
 
2014-07-23 09:01:42 PM  
That tongue could be permanent nerve damage. Hope she recovers enough to eat normally.

I actually hope that this was just a pair of idiots who tried to rope a horse and had it go wrong. I can't imagine anyone doing this on purpose - it could have been a slow, cruel death and she deserves better.
 
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