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(Mother Nature Network)   Old and busted in New Orleans: Show us your tits. New mantra: Give us your butts   (mnn.com) divider line 47
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2014-07-23 08:31:37 AM
"Recycle Your Butts Here."

Yeah, I'm not touching that.

/Chuckled at the headline.
//Don't make too much of that though, Subby.
///I'm notoriously immature by nature and an unavoidably silly person.
 
2014-07-23 10:48:43 AM
BUTT THREAD!!!
 
2014-07-23 11:58:22 AM
Now if someone could only figure out how to recycle vomitus and regret they'd make a got damned fortune.
 
2014-07-23 12:22:03 PM
If rather have some kind of bust.
 
2014-07-23 12:22:39 PM

macross87: If rather have some kind of bust.


"I'd" Damn autocorrect trying to take over the world.
 
2014-07-23 12:23:27 PM
If she smokes she pokes. Just be sure to fark her from behind so you don't get blasted with death breath.
 
2014-07-23 12:24:11 PM
 
2014-07-23 12:24:17 PM
Recycling cigarette butts in New Orleans?

Hell, they've been doing that for years.

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2014-07-23 12:24:58 PM
If you've ever been to Mardi Gras, most of the girls that show their tits aren't girls whose tits you want to see. Kind of falls under the nudist colony rule.
 
2014-07-23 12:25:10 PM
I sincerely doubt that "show me your tits" will ever be old and busted in New Orleans.

/Tulane
 
2014-07-23 12:25:38 PM

macross87: macross87: If rather have some kind of bust.

"I'd" Damn autocorrect trying to take over the world.


Ok, strange request, but here you goi141.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-23 12:25:45 PM

tnpir: BUTT THREAD!!!


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2014-07-23 12:25:45 PM
Isla Nublar: Hold onto your butts.
 
2014-07-23 12:26:41 PM

Turfshoe: I sincerely doubt that "show me your tits" will ever be old and busted in New Orleans.

/Tulane


The showers themselves though...may be one or the other.

// or both
// *shudder*
 
2014-07-23 12:34:19 PM
Its only a matter of time before the filters are imprinted with a bar code which can be scanned at a recycling center for 5 cents a pop
 
2014-07-23 12:39:05 PM
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Also wants some butts.
 
2014-07-23 12:39:06 PM
I thought you just threw them in the gumbo.
 
2014-07-23 12:39:20 PM

abhorrent1: If you've ever been to Mardi Gras, most of the girls that show their tits aren't girls whose tits you want to see. Kind of falls under the nudist colony rule.


Generally true, but the one time I went to Mardi Gras one of the girls in our group, who was a little above average in general attractiveness and in perkiness, actually started going up to guys and asking them if she could flash them.  Her boyfriend wasn't too happy about it.  Then again, he was less happy when he caught her and one of the other guys in the group making out in the curtains of the hotel room.

/csb
//still hoping for a butt thread
///slashies, like celebrity deaths, come in threes.
 
2014-07-23 12:45:15 PM
When Bertha Butts does the boogie, she does the Bertha Butts boogie.

/and her sister Basheba  Butts
 
2014-07-23 12:48:05 PM

Turfshoe: I sincerely doubt that "show me your tits" will ever be old and busted in New Orleans.

/Tulane


Seldom are they worth taking a second look.  Overrated practice, by and large - but something that, after a few drinks, old becomes new again.  And, sometimes they're even attractive - bonus!

/City Park-Bayou St John
//Those who composed my 2nd sentence have been sacked.
///If ya seen one, ya seen 'em both
 
2014-07-23 12:51:53 PM

CeroX: tnpir: BUTT THREAD!!!

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Let's at least try to keep it in Louisiana.
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2014-07-23 12:53:33 PM
So no more butthenge?
 
2014-07-23 12:55:42 PM
New Orleans Butt thread fails without #9.

www.gannett-cdn.com
 
2014-07-23 12:58:17 PM
This thread useless without Mardi Gras pics
 
2014-07-23 12:59:30 PM

trappedspirit: macross87: macross87: If rather have some kind of bust.

"I'd" Damn autocorrect trying to take over the world.

Ok, strange request, but here you go[i141.photobucket.com image 320x480]


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-07-23 01:05:26 PM
And here I was thinking this article would be about "Guys Gone Wild," which several years ago put out a few DVDs shot in New Orleans featuring some butts and, well, a bit more.
 
2014-07-23 01:05:51 PM
Butts or GTFO.
 
2014-07-23 01:06:26 PM

reillan: This thread useless without Mardi Gras pics


Hey, I did my part.

Geez.
 
2014-07-23 01:10:28 PM
"...Show us your tits..."

OK

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2014-07-23 01:12:10 PM

blatz514: Old and busted, subby?

NSFW

/not ever


but dream of an America where that would be SFW!
 
2014-07-23 01:15:09 PM
"The Downtown Development District will be paid $4 for every pound of cigarette waste"

"a one-day butt cleanup effort held downtown in 2011 yielded a staggering 7,000 discarded cigarette butts"


A cigarette butt weighs about 310 mg or 0.0006834 Pounds.  That comes to almost 1500 butts per Pound. 7000 butts would yield a bit shy of 5 pounds, earning the city less than a staggering 20 bucks.
 
2014-07-23 01:16:21 PM

MooseBayou: Turfshoe: I sincerely doubt that "show me your tits" will ever be old and busted in New Orleans.

/Tulane

Seldom are they worth taking a second look.  Overrated practice, by and large - but something that, after a few drinks, old becomes new again.  And, sometimes they're even attractive - bonus!

/City Park-Bayou St John
//Those who composed my 2nd sentence have been sacked.
///If ya seen one, ya seen 'em both


In general, I would agree.

My friend's girlfriend was phenomenal.  She was up on his shoulders flashing for beads at a parade and every time she would lift her shirt, night would turn into day as every camera in the area went off (wayyyyy before the days of cellphone cameras).

Then there was the mother/daughter stripper team who offered to make out with each other in front of us for our beads.  For a clue as to what they looked like, we actually offered them beads not to do it.

Aaaaand, there was my other friend getting a BJ for beads right off of Bourbon Street when a cop tapped him on the shoulders and said, "son, you don't want to be doing that right here" and then walked away.

/good times
 
2014-07-23 01:20:20 PM

whither_apophis: blatz514: Old and busted, subby?

NSFW

/not ever

but dream of an America where that would be SFW!


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2014-07-23 01:23:09 PM
Hey whatever.....
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2014-07-23 01:31:56 PM
This thread is, well, ass
 
2014-07-23 01:38:23 PM
Butt time:

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2014-07-23 01:50:00 PM

Jack's Smirking Revenge: still hoping for a butt thread


tnpir: BUTT THREAD!!!


Well, as my afternoon plans got washed out by cow-pissing-on-flat-rock downpours:


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And (as i'm nothing if not equal-opportunity) there be man-arse ahead (all NSFW)

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2014-07-23 03:02:47 PM
Good. Littering is ugly and bad for the environment.

/NOLA native
//tits at Mardi Gras are more of a tourist thing.
 
2014-07-23 03:32:26 PM
Now if only my roomate would cleanup her butts. She has buckets for this shiat but thye seem to disappear.
 
2014-07-23 05:12:51 PM

Sinbox: Jack's Smirking Revenge: still hoping for a butt thread

tnpir: BUTT THREAD!!!

Well, as my afternoon plans got washed out by cow-pissing-on-flat-rock downpours:


You really like ass

.
 
2014-07-23 07:41:36 PM

Trillian Astra: tits at Mardi Gras are more of a tourist thing.


Yeah pretty much.  I've lived here for 7 years or so.  Granted, I don't hit the Quarter much... but that stuff is generally confined to a few blocks on Bourbon.  I think I've seen it happen only once, and I believe that was when *I* was a tourist.
 
2014-07-23 08:00:31 PM
aie?
eip

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2014-07-23 08:28:10 PM

Omahawg: aie?
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Holy yum-yums.
 
2014-07-23 10:39:30 PM
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Disagrees.
 
2014-07-23 11:38:36 PM
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2014-07-24 01:12:09 PM
Beach Volleyball AAU Junior Olympic Games starting soon.
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2014-07-24 04:57:02 PM

MBooda: Beach Volleyball AAU Junior Olympic Games starting soon.
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Um... do we need to have a seat over somewhere?
 
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