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2014-07-23 01:22:06 AM
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2014-07-23 01:24:52 AM
Hippo: Look, dude, no offense, but I know you're a monkey, and flinging poo is part of what you do, but could'ya know, maybe just aim for the humans, I'm really gettin tired of stepping on your  stuff.
 
2014-07-23 06:36:03 AM
Who are you callin' a monkey, black man?
 
2014-07-23 10:03:40 AM
Monkey: Wait for the sign. Then all prisoners will be released.

Monkey: [staring at the humans outside the enclosure] You will perish in flame! You and all your kind!
 
2014-07-23 10:09:06 AM
Hey man, I know it gets boring in here, but huffing sand isn't the answer.
 
2014-07-23 10:10:06 AM
"It's on. Midnight, gate C. Don't be late"
 
2014-07-23 10:10:29 AM
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
 
2014-07-23 10:10:41 AM
Now's your first and undoubtedly only chance to touch macaque, you better take it while you can, Fatass because when these tranquilizer's wear off I'm not going to find you even remotely doable.
 
2014-07-23 10:15:05 AM
When I included "I want a hippopotamus for christmas" in my holiday mixtape, i didn't think the zookeepers would take it literally.
 
2014-07-23 10:16:05 AM
I'm not your buddy, guy.
 
2014-07-23 10:18:05 AM
Look at me when I ask you a question. Did ... you ... eat ... my ... bananas?
 
2014-07-23 10:20:02 AM
We could make it work.
 
2014-07-23 10:23:59 AM
No, baby, those jeans don't make you look fat.
 
2014-07-23 10:24:38 AM
'Tis but thy name that is my enemy, thou art thyself though not a Monkey. What is Monkey? It is nor hand, nor foot, nor arm, nor face, nor tail, nor red chapped ass nor any other part belonging to a monkey?. Oh, what's in a name? That which we call poo by any other word would smell as sweet; so Hippo would, were he not Hippo called, retain that dear perfection to which he owes without that title. Hippo, doff thy name! And for thy name, which is no part of thee, take all myself.


/now with votey
 
2014-07-23 10:30:12 AM
Look, man, we can get along.  You can stay hungry hungry, and I'll stay in my barrel.
 
2014-07-23 10:31:04 AM
What's with all the Chihuahuas? They need to send them back to Mexico. This is America!
 
2014-07-23 10:33:00 AM
I must break you.
 
2014-07-23 10:36:46 AM
[sniff sniff] No, it's you.
 
2014-07-23 10:38:25 AM
Blink. Blink. Blink,blink,blink,blink,blink,blink,blink,blink,blink,blink,blink,blin k,blink,blink,blink,blink,blink!
BLINK DAMMIT BLINK!!
 
2014-07-23 10:38:32 AM
Staring contest, ready, go...
 
2014-07-23 10:45:21 AM
"Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before."
 
2014-07-23 10:47:43 AM
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fark do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.
 
2014-07-23 10:56:36 AM
"I said, 'None shall pass, you fat slob!'"
 
2014-07-23 10:58:04 AM

strangeluck: Hippo: Look, dude, no offense, but I know you're a monkey, and flinging poo is part of what you do, but could'ya know, maybe just aim for the humans, I'm really gettin tired of stepping on your  stuff.


Monkey:  Oh, you're a fine one to talk, Mr. "High Pressure Poo shooter"!
 
2014-07-23 11:06:31 AM
It's perfectly acceptable to wear hairy chaps on Casual Friday.  The fact that they're assless in inconsequential.
 
2014-07-23 11:24:11 AM
Harry, I'm telling you this as a friend...

You have GOT to start moisturizing...

And Sunscreen, at least SPF 30...
 
2014-07-23 11:29:25 AM
How YOU doin'??

/now with voting goodness
 
2014-07-23 12:17:36 PM
Ross,

Having a great time at the zoo.

I'm enclosing a picture I took with my new friend Herbie.

Tell everyone I asked about them.

Love, Marcel
 
2014-07-23 02:40:59 PM
Dude, I'm telling you, Proust's approach to translating Ruskin was perfectly valid...

/now with votey goodness...
 
2014-07-23 03:42:46 PM
Hey, hey, I'm a Monkey
And people say I monkey around.
But I'm too busy swinging
To put any hippo down.
 
2014-07-23 03:52:59 PM
"I told you never to approach me in public.  What do you think's gonna happen if my keeper finds out about us?"
 
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