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(Daily Mail)   Lana Del Rey sucked and she admits it   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2014-07-23 01:01:02 AM  
Choose a wiser choice.
 
2014-07-23 10:22:28 AM  
FTA: "However while she says she has had plenty of sexual relations with men working in the music industry, she denies it helped her career.

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Bastards, there's no video of said sexual relations.
 
2014-07-23 10:49:08 AM  
Is she still the vocal equivilant to a dead behind the eyes porn star?
 
2014-07-23 10:49:37 AM  
I have no idea who this person is, but those shorts are insanely unflattering. Which is a bummer, because she appears to be an otherwise attractive lady.
 
2014-07-23 10:55:46 AM  
So, she needed to have a rich dad buy her way in AND blow a few dudes before getting her release out? Goddam, music industry, the porn industry is starting to look more reputable than you!
 
2014-07-23 10:55:46 AM  
So, she's a whore and proud of it?  I like this girl, whoever she is.
 
2014-07-23 10:56:10 AM  
So much for Bob Dylan comparisons..
 
2014-07-23 11:00:47 AM  
Wouldn't it, in her case, be more accurate to say she farked her way to the middle?
 
2014-07-23 11:01:38 AM  

ranak: Is she still the vocal equivilant to a dead behind the eyes porn star?


She is.  And apparently, she also farks like one.
 
2014-07-23 11:02:01 AM  

jankyboy: FTA: "However while she says she has had plenty of sexual relations with men working in the music industry, she denies it helped her career.

Scroll down for video"


Bastards, there's no video of said sexual relations.


Also FTA: "Lana was previously engaged to Jock rocker Barrie-James O'Neill, and has also had rumoured flings with the likes of Marilyn Manson, Asap Rocky and even Guns 'n' Roses singer Axl Rose."

Do you really want to see that?
 
2014-07-23 11:02:58 AM  
Makes you wonder what kind of crazy shiat Avril must have done.

/be in my bunk
 
2014-07-23 11:04:18 AM  
So she's a whore and wants us to buy her records.
 
2014-07-23 11:04:20 AM  
flash in the pan  ass
 
2014-07-23 11:04:31 AM  

LectertheChef: jankyboy: FTA: "However while she says she has had plenty of sexual relations with men working in the music industry, she denies it helped her career.

Scroll down for video"


Bastards, there's no video of said sexual relations.

Also FTA: "Lana was previously engaged to Jock rocker Barrie-James O'Neill, and has also had rumoured flings with the likes of Marilyn Manson, Asap Rocky and even Guns 'n' Roses singer Axl Rose."

Do you really want to see that?


Insert Patton Oswald skit here.
 
2014-07-23 11:04:33 AM  

EyeballKid: So, she needed to have a rich dad buy her way in AND blow a few dudes before getting her release out? Goddam, music industry, the porn industry is starting to look more reputable than you!


To be fair to the music industry, rich parents and whoring are the only way those with no talent or discipline are able to succeed in life. Which leads me to wonder, since Justin Bieber's parents weren't wealthy or connected, just how many dicks did he have to suck to get a record deal?
 
2014-07-23 11:05:39 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: So she's a whore and wants us to buy her records.


Free handjob with every purchase?
 
2014-07-23 11:06:03 AM  

LewDux: So much for Bob Dylan comparisons..


Joan Baez did further his career though.
 
2014-07-23 11:06:54 AM  
I was all ready to post some Chelsea Hotel No. 2 lyrics but Lana Del Ray seems to have covered the song already. Thanks, O'Lana.
 
2014-07-23 11:07:49 AM  
If she'd bother to include a coupon for a free BJ & Mustache ride with every CD purchase, I'd buy one. Maybe two.

/not surprised to hear she's a whore, except I don't know who she is.
 
2014-07-23 11:09:54 AM  
I wonder if her and her BF split due to her ho-bagging?
 
2014-07-23 11:10:49 AM  
Finally, something I can agree with.  Too bad her music is for the people who think Lady Gaga is just too edgy.  She's like the Lisa Loeb of her generation.
 
2014-07-23 11:11:32 AM  
I like some of her songs.
 
2014-07-23 11:12:57 AM  

EyeballKid: So, she needed to have a rich dad buy her way in AND blow a few dudes before getting her release out? Goddam, music industry, the porn industry is starting to look more reputable than you!


Porn has been more reputable than music since the original Payola scandal.
 
2014-07-23 11:14:05 AM  
www.hipsterrunoff.com
Lana Del Rey was recently doing a mainstream interview at VH1 studios because her PR team is preparing her official entrance into the mainstream, and they happened to tweet out this picture of #LDR. As u can see, she is wearing a BLACK LEATHER JACKET. U look like a bad gurle, bb! She is TOTALLY rocknroll, a true fashion icon who will serve as the muse for summer, winter, fall, and spring collections 4 years 2 come.
Lana Del Rey has it all. A bangin bod A thriving career. A modeling contract. Tons of hot dudes. Mainstream attention. Alt attention. A twitter account with mad followers. Mad facebook likes. She truly has everything.
 
2014-07-23 11:14:24 AM  

LectertheChef: EyeballKid: So, she needed to have a rich dad buy her way in AND blow a few dudes before getting her release out? Goddam, music industry, the porn industry is starting to look more reputable than you!

To be fair to the music industry, rich parents and whoring are the only way those with no talent or discipline are able to succeed in life. Which leads me to wonder, since Justin Bieber's parents weren't wealthy or connected, just how many dicks did he have to suck to get a record deal?


i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-23 11:16:51 AM  
I can't keep up anymore, does this make her post-feminist or not?
 
2014-07-23 11:17:37 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Lana Del Rey was recently doing a mainstream interview at VH1 studios because her PR team is preparing her official entrance into the mainstream, and they happened to tweet out this picture of #LDR. As u can see, she is wearing a BLACK LEATHER JACKET. U look like a bad gurle, bb! She is TOTALLY rocknroll, a true fashion icon who will serve as the muse for summer, winter, fall, and spring collections 4 years 2 come.
Lana Del Rey has it all. A bangin bod A thriving career. A modeling contract. Tons of hot dudes. Mainstream attention. Alt attention. A twitter account with mad followers. Mad facebook likes. She truly has everything.


And only the other week was musing on committing suicide!
 
2014-07-23 11:23:25 AM  
I usually don't do this, but today I will.
Who?
 
2014-07-23 11:24:31 AM  

Capo Del Bandito: I can't keep up anymore, does this make her post-feminist or not?


Either way, it's refreshingly honest.
 
2014-07-23 11:25:34 AM  

Rapmaster2000: [www.hipsterrunoff.com image 356x482]
, she is wearing a BLACK LEATHER JACKET.


Excess ain't rebellion.
 
2014-07-23 11:25:55 AM  

Cymbal: Makes you wonder what kind of crazy shiat Avril must have done.

/be in my bunk


Other than marrying Chad Kroger?
 
2014-07-23 11:26:28 AM  
Somebody needs to check their privilege.
 
2014-07-23 11:28:23 AM  

LectertheChef: EyeballKid: So, she needed to have a rich dad buy her way in AND blow a few dudes before getting her release out? Goddam, music industry, the porn industry is starting to look more reputable than you!

To be fair to the music industry, rich parents and whoring are the only way those with no talent or discipline are able to succeed in life. Which leads me to wonder, since Justin Bieber's parents weren't wealthy or connected, just how many dicks did he have to suck to get a record deal?



impactlabel.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-23 11:30:08 AM  
Too bad she didn't die.

/her own words, not mine
//still, too bad
 
2014-07-23 11:30:22 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Finally, something I can agree with.  Too bad her music is for the people who think Lady Gaga is just too edgy.  She's like the Lisa Loeb of her generation.


Please, LL was NEVER that miserable. And looked better, too.
 
2014-07-23 11:30:58 AM  
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2014-07-23 11:33:15 AM  

FriarReb98: Rapmaster2000: Finally, something I can agree with.  Too bad her music is for the people who think Lady Gaga is just too edgy.  She's like the Lisa Loeb of her generation.

Please, LL was NEVER that miserable. And looked better, too.


She was just as boring though.
 
2014-07-23 11:33:40 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Lana Del Rey has it all. A bangin bod A thriving career. A modeling contract. Tons of hot dudes. Mainstream attention. Alt attention. A twitter account with mad followers. Mad facebook likes


Geeks, sherpas, a Jamaican nurse wearing a shower cap, room after room of broken mirrors...look over there - is that Mick Jagger?No! It's a fat kid on a Slip 'n Slide. His knees look like biscuits, and he's ready to party!
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-07-23 11:36:36 AM  
i.imgur.com
They tried to make me like her "music" but I sad No, No, No.
 
2014-07-23 11:42:05 AM  

Rapmaster2000: FriarReb98: Rapmaster2000: Finally, something I can agree with.  Too bad her music is for the people who think Lady Gaga is just too edgy.  She's like the Lisa Loeb of her generation.

Please, LL was NEVER that miserable. And looked better, too.

She was just as boring though.


Somewhat apples & oranges, but there is no female musician more boring than Natalie Merchant. You literally cannot tell the f*cking difference between one of her songs and a running A/C unit.
 
2014-07-23 11:42:43 AM  

LectertheChef: EyeballKid: So, she needed to have a rich dad buy her way in AND blow a few dudes before getting her release out? Goddam, music industry, the porn industry is starting to look more reputable than you!

To be fair to the music industry, rich parents and whoring are the only way those with no talent or discipline are able to succeed in life. Which leads me to wonder, since Justin Bieber's parents weren't wealthy or connected, just how many dicks did he have to suck to get a record deal?


www.mememaker.net

ALL THE DICKS!
 
2014-07-23 11:45:37 AM  

Killer Cars: Rapmaster2000: FriarReb98: Rapmaster2000: Finally, something I can agree with.  Too bad her music is for the people who think Lady Gaga is just too edgy.  She's like the Lisa Loeb of her generation.

Please, LL was NEVER that miserable. And looked better, too.

She was just as boring though.

Somewhat apples & oranges, but there is no female musician more boring than Natalie Merchant. You literally cannot tell the f*cking difference between one of her songs and a running A/C unit.


see: most of the lilith fair lineup from the 80s.
 
2014-07-23 11:46:20 AM  

theflatline: Killer Cars: Rapmaster2000: FriarReb98: Rapmaster2000: Finally, something I can agree with.  Too bad her music is for the people who think Lady Gaga is just too edgy.  She's like the Lisa Loeb of her generation.

Please, LL was NEVER that miserable. And looked better, too.

She was just as boring though.

Somewhat apples & oranges, but there is no female musician more boring than Natalie Merchant. You literally cannot tell the f*cking difference between one of her songs and a running A/C unit.

see: most of the lilith fair lineup from the 80s

90s.
 
2014-07-23 11:48:18 AM  

theflatline: see: most of the lilith fair lineup from the 80s.


That misandry-fest didn't start till the 90s.
 
2014-07-23 11:49:36 AM  
I'm not surprised that only a few people in this thread are familiar with LDR. For Fark users, any non-Rush record is unlistenable.
 
2014-07-23 11:50:44 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

"You were in the audience at SNL? What happened?"

"Sometimes that Lana Del Rey she looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about aLana Del Ray, she's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until she starts singing and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitched 'singing' and the front row turns red with all those ears bleeding."
 
2014-07-23 11:50:46 AM  
Killer Cars:

 You literally cannot tell the f*cking difference between one of her songs and a running A/C unit.

I'm totally stealing that. It says so much with so little.
 
2014-07-23 11:51:48 AM  

LectertheChef: jankyboy: FTA: "However while she says she has had plenty of sexual relations with men working in the music industry, she denies it helped her career.

Scroll down for video"


Bastards, there's no video of said sexual relations.

Also FTA: "Lana was previously engaged to Jock rocker Barrie-James O'Neill, and has also had rumoured flings with the likes of Marilyn Manson, Asap Rocky and even Guns 'n' Roses singer Axl Rose."

Do you really want to see that?


Skinny Axl Rose or Fat Axle Rose?


/Sort like the Skinny vs Fat Elvis
//Wouldn't want to see either
 
2014-07-23 11:52:41 AM  

theflatline: see: most of the lilith fair lineup from the 80s.


Yeah, that lineup was really really boring. Mostly because the first Lilith Fair wasn't until 1997.
 
2014-07-23 12:00:40 PM  

kliq: I'm not surprised that only a few people in this thread are familiar with LDR. For Fark users, any non-Rush record is unlistenable.


A clue for you, Sparky: "familiar with" and "accepting of" are two utterly different states of being.

I "know of" LDR.
I do not at all like the music of LDR.

And, based on what she expresses about her personality whenever a recording device is in front of her, I wouldn't want to have to take a long car trip with her, either.

I do hope that utilizes some of her family wealth to seek help with her mental issues. I wish that i had access to the mental health resources her money allows her access to.

/understands that money doesn't automatically equal a depression-free life. But being rich+mentally ill has got to best by a noticeable margin being poor+mentally ill.
/maybe one day i'll know.
/not counting on it.
 
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