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(National Review)   Pot user? Check. Congrats, you are cleared to be the Democratic nominee for President   (nationalreview.com) divider line 159
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2014-07-23 12:31:04 AM  
Who the Hells do they think that they're kidding, the NRO is champing at the bit for Hillary to be the candidate. Years of strategies to unleash, the product of how many dollars invested in think tanks for over a generation, and this is the sort of crap that they dole out? Really?

Maybe you should wait until she at least gets the nomination before going Full Metal on her. You know, how the GOP pretty much lost that pesky 2008 run...

'Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.'
--George Santayana

Seriously. Get that f*cking tattooed somewhere you'll see it every damn day.
 
2014-07-23 12:32:22 AM  
They're scared sh*tless
 
2014-07-23 12:34:27 AM  
What's your point? George W Bush used cocaine in his youth. And he not only got elected, but re-elected. Of course he's a Republican so that doesn't count. Right, submitter?
 
2014-07-23 12:35:09 AM  

hubiestubert: Maybe you should wait until she at least gets the nomination before going Full Metal on her.


i59.tinypic.com

Just saw this one earlier today and it seemed appropriate.
 
2014-07-23 03:20:39 AM  
I'd vote for him.

images.amcnetworks.com
 
2014-07-23 04:06:52 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: What's your point? George W Bush used cocaine in his youth. And he not only got elected, but re-elected. Of course he's a Republican so that doesn't count. Right, submitter?


Cocaine is a rich man's drug - so it's ok.
 
2014-07-23 04:08:18 AM  

fusillade762: hubiestubert: Maybe you should wait until she at least gets the nomination before going Full Metal on her.

[i59.tinypic.com image 697x622]

Just saw this one earlier today and it seemed appropriate.


He has the steely-eyed look. His ballcap is backwards to maximize his field of view. His finger is on the trigger. The gun is unloaded.

This is so goddamn posed it's pathetic.
 
2014-07-23 05:57:00 AM  

vygramul: fusillade762: hubiestubert: Maybe you should wait until she at least gets the nomination before going Full Metal on her.

[i59.tinypic.com image 697x622]

Just saw this one earlier today and it seemed appropriate.

He has the steely-eyed look. His ballcap is backwards to maximize his field of view. His finger is on the trigger. The gun is unloaded.

This is so goddamn posed it's pathetic.


But he's looking SO HARD for a problem that doesn't exist yet that he will solve with his vast imagination
 
2014-07-23 07:08:02 AM  
2016: Obama hands Hillary the keys to Choomwagon One.
 
2014-07-23 07:13:34 AM  

vygramul: Bathia_Mapes: What's your point? George W Bush used cocaine in his youth. And he not only got elected, but re-elected. Of course he's a Republican so that doesn't count. Right, submitter?

Cocaine is a rich man's drug - so it's ok.


*golf clap*
 
2014-07-23 07:19:26 AM  
2damnfunny.com
 
2014-07-23 07:22:48 AM  
Apparently subby is young and unfamiliar with the drug backgrounds of recent presidents, say the last 30 years or so.
 
2014-07-23 07:33:13 AM  
"I didn't do it when I was young, I'm not going to start now."

How disappointing.

I don't even care if she lied or not that is not a serious response to a serious question.

I was equally pissed at Obama when he tried to shrug and laugh off the question as inconsequential back in 2008.
 
2014-07-23 07:37:45 AM  

quatchi: "I didn't do it when I was young, I'm not going to start now."

How disappointing.

I don't even care if she lied or not that is not a serious response to a serious question.

I was equally pissed at Obama when he tried to shrug and laugh off the question as inconsequential back in 2008.


Why? It IS inconsequential.
 
2014-07-23 07:40:21 AM  
OMG I just read the comments.

Why did I do that?

Not one idea in the entire comment thread.

Not one argument either for or against pot legislation.

A complete and utter dearth of ideas.

Nothing but bile, vitriol, character assassination, RW "humor", conspiracy theories and naked unbridled HATRED.

NRO readers are bad people and they should feel bad.

A fact I can attest to cos I just read finished one NRO article and some comments and I'm feeling nauseous.
 
2014-07-23 07:42:41 AM  
OMG who farking cares. Even the NRO-tards don't care.

If it was even true, she'd have come out and admit it. In this day and age, it would only help her chances.
 
2014-07-23 07:43:05 AM  

Poopspasm: Why? It IS inconsequential.


Tell that to people doing hard time for soft drugs.

Tell it to the cartels.

Her personal pot use may be inconsequential but her tone and rhetoric on the subject of pot legalization needs to move out of the political safety zone and into some place resembling reality.
 
2014-07-23 07:49:59 AM  
The GOP has already thrown everything they have at her. They are down to the B and C list material.
 
2014-07-23 07:50:23 AM  

quatchi: OMG I just read the comments.

Why did I do that?

Not one idea in the entire comment thread.

Not one argument either for or against pot legislation.

A complete and utter dearth of ideas.

Nothing but bile, vitriol, character assassination, RW "humor", conspiracy theories and naked unbridled HATRED.

NRO readers are bad people and they should feel bad.

A fact I can attest to cos I just read finished one NRO article and some comments and I'm feeling nauseous.


My favorite one was the guy who said Rubio could take Hillary, and was immediately shot down by someone calling Rubio a RINO.
 
2014-07-23 07:54:30 AM  
If you got through college without trying it, there is most likely something seriously wrong with you.
 
2014-07-23 07:55:30 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: What's your point? George W Bush used cocaine in his youth. And he not only got elected, but re-elected. Of course he's a Republican so that doesn't count. Right, submitter?


Don't forget, W's youth lasted till he was in his farkin 40's!
 
2014-07-23 07:58:47 AM  

dstrick44: Bathia_Mapes: What's your point? George W Bush used cocaine in his youth. And he not only got elected, but re-elected. Of course he's a Republican so that doesn't count. Right, submitter?

Don't forget, W's youth lasted till he was in his farkin 40's!


And he found Supply Side Jesus who helped him get clean!  So it's ok!
 
2014-07-23 07:59:00 AM  
omgwhothehellcares.jpg
 
2014-07-23 07:59:07 AM  

quatchi: Poopspasm: Why? It IS inconsequential.

Tell that to people doing hard time for soft drugs.

Tell it to the cartels.

Her personal pot use may be inconsequential but her tone and rhetoric on the subject of pot legalization needs to move out of the political safety zone and into some place resembling reality.


I don't think they're saying our pants on head retarded drug laws aren't inconsequential. I think it's that she used it inconsequential.
 
2014-07-23 08:06:37 AM  

Benni K Rok: quatchi: Poopspasm: Why? It IS inconsequential.

Tell that to people doing hard time for soft drugs.

Tell it to the cartels.

Her personal pot use may be inconsequential but her tone and rhetoric on the subject of pot legalization needs to move out of the political safety zone and into some place resembling reality.

I don't think they're saying our pants on head retarded drug laws aren't inconsequential. I think it's that she used it inconsequential.


Yeah, didn't quite get at first that the question was purely about whether Hillary "experimented with pot" in her college days.

I don't care whether she smoked pot or not.

I do care that a drug that is arguably less destructive than alcohol is still on Schedule 1 because dumb reasons.
 
2014-07-23 08:10:04 AM  
They made this would-be Manson Girl secretary of state. Boggles the mind.
 
2014-07-23 08:10:37 AM  
Having seen pictures of her and Bill in uni, I wouldn't be surprised.
 
2014-07-23 08:10:40 AM  
The worst kept secret in California is that Ronny Reagan liked to unwind smoking a joint that would make Cheech & Chong envious.
 
2014-07-23 08:12:55 AM  

quatchi: Benni K Rok: quatchi: Poopspasm: Why? It IS inconsequential.

Tell that to people doing hard time for soft drugs.

Tell it to the cartels.

Her personal pot use may be inconsequential but her tone and rhetoric on the subject of pot legalization needs to move out of the political safety zone and into some place resembling reality.

I don't think they're saying our pants on head retarded drug laws aren't inconsequential. I think it's that she used it inconsequential.

Yeah, didn't quite get at first that the question was purely about whether Hillary "experimented with pot" in her college days.

I don't care whether she smoked pot or not.

I do care that a drug that is arguably less destructive than alcohol is still on Schedule 1 because dumb reasons.


I don't disagree with you there. I just don't think there's an answer to "did you smoke pot in college?" that will force me to reassess who I'm voting for. That's all.
 
2014-07-23 08:16:07 AM  

Noam Chimpsky: They made this would-be Manson Girl secretary of state. Boggles the mind.


Whatever ward you're locked in lets you use the internet unsupervised, so we're both boggled.
 
2014-07-23 08:16:54 AM  
State rights only matter when it comes to guns and jesus
 
2014-07-23 08:17:09 AM  

Poopspasm: quatchi: Benni K Rok: quatchi: Poopspasm: Why? It IS inconsequential.

Tell that to people doing hard time for soft drugs.

Tell it to the cartels.

Her personal pot use may be inconsequential but her tone and rhetoric on the subject of pot legalization needs to move out of the political safety zone and into some place resembling reality.

I don't think they're saying our pants on head retarded drug laws aren't inconsequential. I think it's that she used it inconsequential.

Yeah, didn't quite get at first that the question was purely about whether Hillary "experimented with pot" in her college days.

I don't care whether she smoked pot or not.

I do care that a drug that is arguably less destructive than alcohol is still on Schedule 1 because dumb reasons.

I don't disagree with you there. I just don't think there's an answer to "did you smoke pot in college?" that will force me to reassess who I'm voting for. That's all.


What if someone answered "No, I was a narc."?
 
2014-07-23 08:18:52 AM  

vygramul: fusillade762: hubiestubert: Maybe you should wait until she at least gets the nomination before going Full Metal on her.

[i59.tinypic.com image 697x622]

Just saw this one earlier today and it seemed appropriate.

He has the steely-eyed look. His ballcap is backwards to maximize his field of view. His finger is on the trigger. The gun is unloaded.

This is so goddamn posed it's pathetic.


and he seems to have lost his glasses.
 
2014-07-23 08:20:48 AM  

Poopspasm: I don't disagree with you there. I just don't think there's an answer to "did you smoke pot in college?" that will force me to reassess who I'm voting for. That's all.


Ah. Totally agree. Sorry for the disconnect. In my defense I was high when I posted that.
 
2014-07-23 08:23:27 AM  

Therion: vygramul: fusillade762: hubiestubert: Maybe you should wait until she at least gets the nomination before going Full Metal on her.

[i59.tinypic.com image 697x622]

Just saw this one earlier today and it seemed appropriate.

He has the steely-eyed look. His ballcap is backwards to maximize his field of view. His finger is on the trigger. The gun is unloaded.

This is so goddamn posed it's pathetic.

and he seems to have lost his glasses.


How the fark is he going to hit anything if he isn't wearing his glasses!!??@!!@!

Maybe he can borrow Sarah's.
 
2014-07-23 08:23:51 AM  
If she's used pot, that only puts her in the company of 90% of the population.

It needs to just be farking legalized already.
 
2014-07-23 08:25:45 AM  

Noam Chimpsky: They made this would-be Manson Girl secretary of state. Boggles the mind.


I actually googled "Hillary Manson Girl" in order to see WTF you were on about this time.

Found this...

Soccer Moms + professional women! Hillary KKKlinton = Manson Girl (women wise muslim wedding liberal)

That was right above...

10 Tips to Avoid Being Gang ****d by muslims

From here...   http://www.mombu.com/religion/general/t-soccer-moms-professional-wome n -hillary-kkklinton-manson-girl-women-wise-muslim-wedding-liberal-13437 211.html

Your blog sucks.
 
2014-07-23 08:27:03 AM  
Hillary has seen "I didn't inhale" up close and personal.  She's decided that didn't work and is taking another approach.  I don't blame her.
 
2014-07-23 08:29:41 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-23 08:30:49 AM  
Is she a pot smoker or was she a pot smoker? Seems to be, subby, it's the latter based on the crappy article. So why make the headline crappier? And, yes, that does make her a modern candidate, probably true for either party - she smoked some weed in college because she is not older than Methuselah and most college students in the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s at least tried it. The part that makes her a Democrat is that she probably won't lie about it when asked.
 
2014-07-23 08:33:52 AM  

Courtney Love's Genital Warts: Hillary has seen "I didn't inhale" up close and personal.  She's decided that didn't work and is taking another approach.  I don't blame her.


He still got elected, didn't he?  And so did "Of course I inhaled.  That was the point."
 
2014-07-23 08:34:46 AM  
Times are changing. Public opinion has completely shifted on this topic, and given the money Colorado has seen probably a dozen or so states are working on legalization as we speak.
 
2014-07-23 08:37:36 AM  

vygramul: fusillade762: hubiestubert: Maybe you should wait until she at least gets the nomination before going Full Metal on her.

[i59.tinypic.com image 697x622]

Just saw this one earlier today and it seemed appropriate.

He has the steely-eyed look. His ballcap is backwards to maximize his field of view. His finger is on the trigger. The gun is unloaded.

This is so goddamn posed it's pathetic.


You didn't mention that we not wearing his smart guy glasses so you know he isn't going to over think the situation when he sees a child wandering alone out in the desert.
 
2014-07-23 08:38:08 AM  
Why are conservative so afraid of a strong, liberal woman?
 
2014-07-23 08:39:28 AM  

Diogenes: Why are conservative so afraid of a strong, liberal woman?


She's not especially liberal.
 
2014-07-23 08:41:46 AM  

Lost Thought 00: Times are changing. Public opinion has completely shifted on this topic, and given the money Colorado has seen probably a dozen or so states are working on legalization as we speak.


Not only the money but, once again and as always, all of the hellish nightmare scenarios about pot turning Colorado into an apocalyptic, crime-infested hellhole didn't materialize.  It's pretty much just easy money.
 
2014-07-23 08:41:59 AM  
Think of all the strategeries they can dust off from their shelf of 1990s canards:

Whitewatergate
Hillary's so ugly she forced Bill to lech around
Riffs on "It takes a village"
LOL bossy woman
How about that Chelsea? Woof.

Dennis Miller has a boner just thinking of the potential for semiobscure political jabs.
 
2014-07-23 08:42:01 AM  

EvilEgg: Diogenes: Why are conservative so afraid of a strong, liberal woman?

She's not especially liberal.


Must you interfere with my attempts to throw their lameness back in their sad little faces EVERY time?!?
 
2014-07-23 08:45:00 AM  

hubiestubert: Who the Hells do they think that they're kidding, the NRO is champing at the bit for Hillary to be the candidate. Years of strategies to unleash, the product of how many dollars invested in think tanks for over a generation, and this is the sort of crap that they dole out? Really?

Maybe you should wait until she at least gets the nomination before going Full Metal on her. You know, how the GOP pretty much lost that pesky 2008 run...

'Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.'
--George Santayana

Seriously. Get that f*cking tattooed somewhere you'll see it every damn day.


Nononono! Let them gear up for an all out attack. Have Hillary make lots of noises about running and at the last minute...BAM! Another candidate! The derp machine will never have time to regroup.
 
2014-07-23 08:45:02 AM  

indylaw: How about that Chelsea? Woof.


I'm sure Rush has some material he can reuse from when she was a child.
 
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