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(New York Daily News)   I don't know which one is creepier, the couple having sex on the beach in front of several people or the person who recorded them having sex on the beach in front of several people   (nydailynews.com) divider line 161
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2014-07-23 02:46:42 AM  
Oh Florida tag, you never disappoint.

You never fail to fail.

In today's crazy, mixed up, muddled up world that kind of consistency is oddly comforting to me.
 
2014-07-23 04:05:52 AM  
Extremely personal trainer.
 
2014-07-23 04:11:30 AM  
I'm sure the permanent psychological harm will require millions in therapy to fix.
 
2014-07-23 04:15:37 AM  
The answer is C, subby. The answer is always C. You provided no option C, so we all get to make up one each!

C, it's not really that creepy, and please post a link to the video you took of me having sex with that person.
 
2014-07-23 04:18:27 AM  
img.auctiva.com
 
2014-07-23 04:28:40 AM  
if you're going to fark in front of me, I'm going to record it. end of story.
 
2014-07-23 04:28:51 AM  
Guy just spent 9 years in prison.

His concept of privacy is bound to be a little warped.

Not to mention the excitement of being with an actual girl, not Juan in a dress.

All in all, I think he's adjusting WAY better than Brooks.
 
2014-07-23 04:36:07 AM  
Were Pina Coladas involved?

/you are now humming this to yourself for the rest of the day.
//you're welcome.
 
2014-07-23 04:43:36 AM  
I've seen people fark on the beach too. Was in the middle of the day too, in front of thousands. Kind of weird. Eventually someone stopped them and they had their own "walk of shame" to wherever they continued on to.  She had like GGGG or something but I couldn't see her face, I wasn't that close.
 
2014-07-23 04:43:49 AM  
Yeah... Years ago in our early twenties that were EXTREMELY drug fueled and influenced I took a hit of GHB to enhance the effects of the ecstasy and started to 'make love' to my partner on what we felt was a secluded area of a nude beach (half a k from the main beach and semi-wooded.

What we both still remember to this day is her tapping my shoulder so I could see the voyeuristic man twenty feet into the shallow water and 'presenting' himself while holding a walking stick. As I was extremely farked up, I kept going... Until we heard a twig crack less than ten feet away.

We left after that, and have never gone back.

If I have a point it's this: as an enjoyer of a lot of public coitus in my time, you have to make sure you don't cross the line with your choices. If you're not discreet with your exhibitionism you'll either be arrested or stalked. Maybe rightfully so.

http://deadspin.com/5841893/the-c-roll-stash-part-i-sex-above-the-sky d ome-nsfw

Nsfw.
 
2014-07-23 04:51:47 AM  
They got arrested out of envy.
 
2014-07-23 04:54:21 AM  
I don't see what's creepy about having sex. I can see what might be creepy about recording strangers having sex. And the journalist is clearly a prude, because who is "horrified" by people having sex? Newspapers only sell if they ratchet up the hyperbole. Such a sad indictment of our age.

log_jammin: if you're going to fark in front of me, I'm going to record it. end of story.


At least have the decency to not do it VVS style.
 
2014-07-23 05:02:43 AM  
The way I see it, after 9 years in prison, you can:

A. Get busy living
B. Get busy dying
or
C. Just go to the beach and get busy...

/To be read in Morgan Freeman's voice
 
2014-07-23 05:06:44 AM  
When I moved to the UK last year, I quickly learned about "dogging". The law in Britain is that sex in public is only illegal if someone seeing it is offended, so there are semi-secluded places in parks etc. where people go at night to have sex with strangers, and watch others having sex with strangers.

Britain is weird.
 
2014-07-23 05:10:40 AM  
1) if you're going to do it during the day, go in the water.
2) If you have access to a Hobie take it out and do it on that.
3) Go to a secluded area preferably where there are not hotels or high-rises.  At least spoon so it doesn't look like anything is happening.
4) wait for darkness and do it on the beached Hobie.
5) If you can't wait, go home or get a room.

Rookies.

/ Lawn!  Off! NOW!
 
2014-07-23 05:11:07 AM  
 a personal trainer who was released last year from prison after an eight-year stint for cocaine trafficking

I suspect there may be a hint as to what was the primary contributing factor in this sentence.
 
2014-07-23 05:13:27 AM  
But no one would bat an eye about two men beating the hell out of each other.

This is OK
i.huffpost.com

This is evil
www.ivstatic.com

I'm glad we have morals.

/Thanks Judeo-Christian values.
 
2014-07-23 05:18:45 AM  
People like to watch other people have sex. Film at 11.
 
2014-07-23 05:19:31 AM  

phrawgh: But no one would bat an eye about two men beating the hell out of each other.

This is OK


This is evil


So... either you've never been to a strip club and are unaware that they exist, or you think that professional sparring/wrestling is actual full-out combat where the goal is actually to kill or permanently injure the other person.

I'm not sure which of these possibilities is dumber, but the takeaway here is that either way you've managed to post something that's farking stupid even by the high standards of the internet.
 
2014-07-23 05:22:21 AM  
Move on and mind your own.
 
2014-07-23 05:27:34 AM  
Clearly the people having sex on the beach are the creeps...  They are the ones being lewd...  Why is the guy recording the creeps and their public sex show being called a creep?
 
2014-07-23 05:32:42 AM  
They're not bad-looking. It might be interesting to watch.
 
2014-07-23 05:39:04 AM  
Have sex on beach, get grit on clit.
 
2014-07-23 05:39:20 AM  

log_jammin: if you're going to fark in front of me, I'm going to record it. end of story.


WELL, DANG IT, THIS.
 
2014-07-23 05:49:08 AM  

phrawgh: But no one would bat an eye about two men beating the hell out of each other.

This is OK
[i.huffpost.com image 570x238]



Where the fark is your local beach, Somalia?
 
2014-07-23 06:03:44 AM  
She has a nice smirk.  I like smirks.
 
2014-07-23 06:12:53 AM  

log_jammin: if you're going to fark in front of me, I'm going to record it. end of story.


Ask a question, subby, get an answer.

And as for the couple, get a room.
 
2014-07-23 06:13:47 AM  

Maul555: Clearly the people having sex on the beach are the creeps...  They are the ones being lewd...  Why is the guy recording the creeps and their public sex show being called a creep?


If he published it uncensored without permission from the parties involved, it'd be a felony.  If I'm not mistaken public lewdness is generally a municipal statute, i.e. a misdemeanor.

So... yeah, not sure what you're complaining about there.  The filmer handing the film off to anyone but the cops/attourneys as evidence is  significantly more illegal than the public sex itself.
 
2014-07-23 06:19:32 AM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Guy just spent 9 years in prison.

His concept of privacy is bound to be a little warped.

Not to mention the excitement of being with an actual girl, not Juan in a dress.

All in all, I think he's adjusting WAY better than Brooks.


Not to mention managing to violate the Half Plus Seven rule and snagging someone half his age.

Hell, he probably wanted to get it on video so he could brag!
 
2014-07-23 06:21:26 AM  

HisBoyLeroy: Move on and mind your own.


I don't think anyone walking barefoot wants to step in someone's nut or used condom
 
2014-07-23 06:22:42 AM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Guy just spent 9 years in prison.

His concept of privacy is bound to be a little warped.

Not to mention the excitement of being with an actual girl, not Juan in a dress.

All in all, I think he's adjusting WAY better than Brooks.


+1 for SR reference
 
2014-07-23 06:23:28 AM  

Jim_Callahan: Maul555: Clearly the people having sex on the beach are the creeps...  They are the ones being lewd...  Why is the guy recording the creeps and their public sex show being called a creep?

If he published it uncensored without permission from the parties involved, it'd be a felony.  If I'm not mistaken public lewdness is generally a municipal statute, i.e. a misdemeanor.

So... yeah, not sure what you're complaining about there.  The filmer handing the film off to anyone but the cops/attourneys as evidence is  significantly more illegal than the public sex itself.


I was never debating the legality of it.
 
2014-07-23 06:25:40 AM  

Ooba Tooba: People like to watch other people have sex. Film at 11.

It'd better have sex in it.
 
2014-07-23 06:26:29 AM  

phrawgh: /Thanks Judeo-Christian values


Try it out in india or thailand...
 
2014-07-23 06:29:58 AM  

ryarger: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Guy just spent 9 years in prison.

His concept of privacy is bound to be a little warped.

Not to mention the excitement of being with an actual girl, not Juan in a dress.

All in all, I think he's adjusting WAY better than Brooks.

Not to mention managing to violate the Half Plus Seven rule and snagging someone half his age.

Hell, he probably wanted to get it on video so he could brag!


Doubt it. His mugshot says, "Aw, shiat! I'm going back to jail."

Hers, on the other hand, says, "I regret nothing."
 
2014-07-23 06:34:03 AM  

Jim_Callahan: Maul555: Clearly the people having sex on the beach are the creeps...  They are the ones being lewd...  Why is the guy recording the creeps and their public sex show being called a creep?

If he published it uncensored without permission from the parties involved, it'd be a felony.  If I'm not mistaken public lewdness is generally a municipal statute, i.e. a misdemeanor.

So... yeah, not sure what you're complaining about there.  The filmer handing the film off to anyone but the cops/attourneys as evidence is  significantly more illegal than the public sex itself.


You're wrong on both counts. The couple committed a felony. The person recording it didn't commit a crime.
 
2014-07-23 06:36:03 AM  
I'd say (C), Subby: all of us Farkers madly googling for an uncensored copy.


/anyone got a link yet?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-07-23 06:45:47 AM  
sfcitizen.com

Sums up the entire article.  I am sure the kids are scarred for life.

And, OMG! she had to answer QUESTIONS from the kids!
 
2014-07-23 06:49:06 AM  

liam76: phrawgh: /Thanks Judeo-Christian values

Try it out in india or thailand...


Or Saudi.They dig that stuff.
 
2014-07-23 06:49:42 AM  
Meh, people who fark in public without being discrete are skeezy as a rule. People who stop and film them aint much better.
 
2014-07-23 06:51:06 AM  
skeevy*

/Who's your friend?
//That's right,  the Preview button is my friend.
 
2014-07-23 06:51:35 AM  

Ooba Tooba: People like to watch other people have sex. Film at 11.


This may surprise many but there are web sites dedicated to this and some have a category dedicated to beach sex.

/I was doing research for my dissertation
 
2014-07-23 06:57:16 AM  

RVanZant: liam76: phrawgh: /Thanks Judeo-Christian values

Try it out in india or thailand...

Or Saudi.They dig that stuff.


I was thinking that but they evolved from Judeo-Christian values, so kind of covered.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-07-23 07:00:40 AM  

liam76: RVanZant: liam76: phrawgh: /Thanks Judeo-Christian values

Try it out in india or thailand...

Or Saudi.They dig that stuff.

I was thinking that but they evolved from Judeo-Christian values, so kind of covered.


It's also a good preview of what the us will be like in 30 years if the "family values" crew takes control.  Fundamentalism is fundamentalism no matter what the religion it is based on.  It results in the same stuff.
 
2014-07-23 07:01:36 AM  

liam76: RVanZant: liam76: phrawgh: /Thanks Judeo-Christian values

Try it out in india or thailand...

Or Saudi.They dig that stuff.

I was thinking that but they evolved from Judeo-Christian values, so kind of covered.



Ah, the old Hindu-Buddhist Time Machine is at it again.
 
2014-07-23 07:09:02 AM  

Ooba Tooba: People like to watch other people have sex. Film at 11.


i26.photobucket.com
Approves. Also approves of butter in the ass and lollipops in the mouth
 
2014-07-23 07:17:40 AM  
Ah, America, where we all really farking concerned about everybody else and their farking. It's an absolute OUTRAGE that you would be farking in front of me instead of making me imagine you and your evil farking behind closed doors while I'm exercising my right to be concerned about your personal farking habits.

If there's any karma, the videographer will post it on online and someone will turn out to be under 18.
 
2014-07-23 07:21:16 AM  
Just where do these people get off?

Oh, yeah, the beach.
 
2014-07-23 07:21:29 AM  

phrawgh: But no one would bat an eye about two men beating the hell out of each other.

This is OK
[i.huffpost.com image 570x238]

This is evil
[www.ivstatic.com image 300x225]

I'm glad we have morals.

/Thanks Judeo-Christian values.


Spot on - you win the Internets.

Yes, it was definitely wrong of them, but the idiotic values, hypocrisy and contradictions in America stun me.  Beating the shiat out of each other in a cage, and paying to watch people beating the crap out of each other in a cage = OK and aspirational.  Hard core porn on tap any time you want = OK.  One female nipple appears in public and the moral world comes to an end.  How pathetic.

One of the Tomb Raider movies (I forget which one) had a movie poster where Angeline Jolie's nipples, which had been visible through her outfit, were airbrushed out in the second printing.  When asked why, a studio executive said they were "unsuitable for children".  The quick amongst you will realise that nipples are only there because of children.
 
2014-07-23 07:23:20 AM  
Did-a-chick?
 
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