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(Yahoo)   The latest thing that is considered hazardous and will kill us all: Eight hours of sleep   (yahoo.com) divider line 24
    More: Unlikely, National Sleep Foundation, Duke University Medical Center  
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9024 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Jul 2014 at 6:12 AM (27 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-07-23 02:06:50 AM  
5 votes:
CEOs, politicians and other high achievers (we're looking at you, Hillary Clinton)

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2014-07-23 12:37:01 AM  
5 votes:
Thanks, news media. Let me know when three balanced meals a day and regular exercise cause AIDS.
2014-07-23 07:36:54 AM  
3 votes:

SuburbanSound: Wife had a baby two weeks ago. Thanks for saving our lives, baby!

/would punch all those CEO's, politicians and other high achievers for 5 hours of sleep.


Your wife's the one who had the baby... Why is she making this *your* problem?
2014-07-23 08:24:36 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-07-23 07:27:47 AM  
2 votes:

taurusowner: some_beer_drinker: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Sleep is for the weak

plenty of time to sleep when you are dead. i wake up at 4 am every morning for a military style march for 5km, do 1000 push ups, and then return to my domicile to prepare for a hard day of work, looking for work. then, after 9am, i proceed to searching the internet for potential vessels for my sacred seed, so that we may enlargen the population of our holy community.

Well for me,  In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

But your routine seems pretty decent too.


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2014-07-23 07:22:43 AM  
2 votes:
I only sleep 3 hours a night and feel great! I attribute this to my vegan, gluten-free diet and the fact that I don't own TV.
2014-07-23 07:15:39 AM  
2 votes:
I'm fed up with the people who "only sleep [some number way under 8] hours a night and feel great!" types.

They are like vegans.
Or gluten-free people.
Or people who don't own TVs.


Think the new person you just meet might [be vegan]|[be gluten-free]|[not own a TV]|[only sleep 3 hours a night and feel great]?  Don't worry, you'll know in 5 minutes.
2014-07-23 06:38:42 AM  
2 votes:

Badgers: mike_d85: My night terrors are HEALTHY.

/not really

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2014-07-23 06:37:09 AM  
2 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Sleep is for the weak


plenty of time to sleep when you are dead. i wake up at 4 am every morning for a military style march for 5km, do 1000 push ups, and then return to my domicile to prepare for a hard day of work, looking for work. then, after 9am, i proceed to searching the internet for potential vessels for my sacred seed, so that we may enlargen the population of our holy community.
2014-07-23 06:33:35 AM  
2 votes:

mike_d85: My night terrors are HEALTHY.

/not really


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2014-07-23 12:15:56 AM  
2 votes:
I seem to do well enough getting ~5hrs on most nights and ~7hrs on weekends and holidays. Granted I'm sure I'm doing more than my fair share to keep coffee growers, roasters, grinders, and shops in business and prospering. ;)
2014-07-23 10:00:36 AM  
1 votes:
Tyler Durden only sleept 1 hour a night and look how much he accomplished.
2014-07-23 08:29:16 AM  
1 votes:
www.thescoopng.com
2014-07-23 08:26:58 AM  
1 votes:
I did my own indepnedent study, and have scientifically determined that in 100% of cases, living causes death.  Conduct yourselves accordingly, time is of the essence.
2014-07-23 08:15:34 AM  
1 votes:

Carthax: mike_d85: FTFA: "Daniel F. Kripke, an emeritus professor of psychiatry at the University of California San Diego"

I taught Kwipky was a physicist.

Is Daniel F. Kripke Mike's brother?

/obscure?


Krup you.
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2014-07-23 07:50:07 AM  
1 votes:

Pharmdawg: CEOs, politicians and other high achievers (we're looking at you, Hillary Clinton) may only need an insane three to five hours of sleep a night

That explains a great deal about their decisions.


I know, right? How much sleep do you need to get in order to marry an ambitious, powerful man and then ride his coat-tails?
2014-07-23 07:48:50 AM  
1 votes:

mike_d85: FTFA: "Daniel F. Kripke, an emeritus professor of psychiatry at the University of California San Diego"

I taught Kwipky was a physicist.


That was before he found his twue cawwing.
2014-07-23 07:41:56 AM  
1 votes:
CEOs, politicians and other high achievers (we're looking at you, Hillary Clinton) may only need an insane three to five hours of sleep a night

That explains a great deal about their decisions.
2014-07-23 07:14:49 AM  
1 votes:

mamoru: I seem to do well enough getting ~5hrs on most nights and ~7hrs on weekends and holidays. Granted I'm sure I'm doing more than my fair share to keep coffee growers, roasters, grinders, and shops in business and prospering. ;)


You should try Columbia's other cash crop
2014-07-23 06:52:37 AM  
1 votes:
misadventuresinshopping.files.wordpress.com
2014-07-23 06:26:03 AM  
1 votes:
What I want to know is why I can go to bed at midnight and wake up at 7:30am for work and be exhaustedly tired, but on the weekend I'll go to bed at 1-2am and wake up at 7:30am and be as fresh as a daisy!
2014-07-23 06:19:18 AM  
1 votes:
FTFA: "Daniel F. Kripke, an emeritus professor of psychiatry at the University of California San Diego"

I taught Kwipky was a physicist.
2014-07-23 04:01:09 AM  
1 votes:
Sleep is for the weak
2014-07-23 12:42:13 AM  
1 votes:
Maybe there's higher mortality and morbidity in the 8+ range because sick people are more tired.

Have you thought about that, Center for Dimwitted Conjectures?
 
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